Helen Jones

Pie & gunge ?

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Forgive me for being so niaeve and sounding like a complete novice, but Ive had one of "those" requests that I can't figure out for the life of me.

I've been asked for a "Pie and gunge" service. The first thing that jumped into my mind was an image of Fred Dibnah typing away. Obviously not as Fred took his last steam ride to the terminus a while ago.

I'm a pretty vanilla kind of escort and doubt it would be anything I'd like to be involved in, , but I have a good and curious imagination which hasnt helped one iota in trying to solve this particular euphamisim. I really think someone nedds to set up a Bletchly park type center for the decyphering of some of these email.

Ive tried working this out but Im totally stumped by this one. He does mention "no sex just pie and gunge" so maybe he's heard about my cooking skills -I don't know.

Give us a clue and if its really horrible try to be sensitive.

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I'd imagine that this is a request for some variant of the practice of 'sploshing', Helen (messy food sex - see thread of that name - though without the sex itself), though I'm not sure if pies lend themselves as well to this activity as gunge.

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I'd imagine that this is a request for some variant of the practice of 'sploshing', Helen (messy food sex - see thread of that name - though without the sex itself), though I'm not sure if pies lend themselves as well to this activity as gunge.

I'm not sure.

The pie isn't the most erotic of foods is it, and I doubt the mood exists that lends itself to the slow stoking and teasing of a lady with a Hollands meat and potato.

I was wondering on the lines of some variation of cream pie!

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After a wonderful experience. I suggest Banofee; it has the right combination of "gets everywhere", stickiness and long life while being mishandled. Any lumps that fall off can be retreived from the waterproof mat and reused.

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I'm not sure.

The pie isn't the most erotic of foods is it, and I doubt the mood exists that lends itself to the slow stoking and teasing of a lady with a Hollands meat and potato.

I was wondering on the lines of some variation of cream pie!

It is with mash, licquor & jellied eels, luvverly.:confused:

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I would assume its a form of custard pie throwing and gungeing combination but I do think a "WTF???" is in order here.

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There is something about me recieving a custard or cream pie in the face that appeals! :confused:

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I think the answer should deffo be no lol.

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I'm not sure.

The pie isn't the most erotic of foods is it, and I doubt the mood exists that lends itself to the slow stoking and teasing of a lady with a Hollands meat and potato.

I was wondering on the lines of some variation of cream pie!

I was shocked to find out that Pimletts pies of St Helens has gone bust, several years ago!

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Gunge.............isn't that 3.1416 ? :D

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When visiting relatives I used to get dragged to Turf Moor to watch Burnley. OMG Bob Lord was still chairman in those days.

the only good part was Oddie's Pies; I am glad they are still going

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You clearly lead a sheltered life, Helen! Splosh her, Pie her, Gunge her, Slime her :D

Are you suggesting someone was prepared to pay good money to throw pies at me? I had a huge lump of Chocolate Gateaux dumped into my lap by a 5 year old relative at the weekend, and didnt realise it had a sexual side.

Well I never. I have led a sheltered upbringing I suppose.

What a strange and very perculiar practice (as a sexual thing.)

As a 5 year old inconsideration it was very funny for both him and his sister. I laughed too to be honest and I think thats where pie flinging should stay.

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No mushy peas with the pie? Boooo

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Are you suggesting someone was prepared to pay good money to throw pies at me? I had a huge lump of Chocolate Gateaux dumped into my lap by a 5 year old relative at the weekend, and didnt realise it had a sexual side.

Well I never. I have led a sheltered upbringing I suppose.

What a strange and very perculiar practice (as a sexual thing.)

As a 5 year old inconsideration it was very funny for both him and his sister. I laughed too to be honest and I think thats where pie flinging should stay.

Never got the throwing food thing myself ! Would have no problem with the pouring of water in the ' wet T-shirt competition tho' ! :D

I remember at some of the faculty balls in my college days that food throwing fights were a big thing [ didnt see the funny side myself-- it just wrecked all the lovely dresses worn by the girls -- very few stunners ever threw the food !!] but there was no sexual connotation. Do people really pay WGs for this service ??

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I think if I had travelled all the way to see Helen and parted with £150 of my hard earned wonga, food throwing would not be on my list of things to do. I could think of far more fun things to do in my alotted time.

But each to their own.

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Maybe they're a Londoner and just want to share pie and mash with you, but are too shy to ask?

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+1 to what everyone else has said. Sounds like sploshing to me. Usually, the person will not just want you to get messy, but for you to make him messy as well. Just ask him for more info, and good luck!:(

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sorry - accidental duplicate post

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Pie might be short for creampie, which might not be at all something you would consider.* Would fit in with the 'gunge' bit though. I keep getting visions of a dish in our local pub where an enormous Yorkshire pud is filled with mash and latherd with gravy then served withone massive sausage plonked obscenely. Quite mild by comparison.

*creampie as in homemade porn refers to the sight of fresh male cum oozing out of a woman's vagina.

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when I type pie into my phone on predictive text it comes up as "she", gunge comes up as "humid" so it could be a hot offer!

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Are you suggesting someone was prepared to pay good money to throw pies at me? I had a huge lump of Chocolate Gateaux dumped into my lap by a 5 year old relative at the weekend, and didnt realise it had a sexual side.

Well I never. I have led a sheltered upbringing I suppose.

What a strange and very perculiar practice (as a sexual thing.)

As a 5 year old inconsideration it was very funny for both him and his sister. I laughed too to be honest and I think thats where pie flinging should stay.

Could be the start of a lifelong fetish :P

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I think if I had travelled all the way to see Helen and parted with £150 of my hard earned wonga, food throwing would not be on my list of things to do. I could think of far more fun things to do in my alotted time.

But each to their own.

Yes, exactly! There is nowt as queer as folk!

(But, I suppose it keeps some people gainfully employed!)

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Those childrens TV shows have got a lot to answer for!

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