pollyp23

I love and hate this site!

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Love it because of all the fun posts and posts about how best to give the best attention to a ladies clitoris (posted by ladies) and hate it, because when I look at the ladies websites, I can't visit them and apply said treatment to their clits!

Geographically, they are too far. Anyone else find this?

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Love it because of all the fun posts and posts about how best to give the best attention to a ladies clitoris (posted by ladies) and hate it, because when I look at the ladies websites, I can't visit them and apply said treatment to their clits!

Geographically, they are too far. Anyone else find this?

Where on earth are you? I thought this board and the PN advertised sites pretty much covered the whole country, (okay I admit I haven't seen John O'Groats Julie or Lands End Lucy advertising, but still).

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Where on earth are you? I thought this board and the PN advertised sites pretty much covered the whole country, (okay I admit I haven't seen John O'Groats Julie or Lands End Lucy advertising, but still).

*Jumps up and down*

*Changes name to "John O'Groats Julie*

:confused:

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Geographically, they are too far. Anyone else find this?

Yes, but keep an eye on those websites. I have had the good fortune to meet ladies from Horsham, Milton Keynes, Worcester, Scarborough and Glasgow, all of which I never thought I would get to see due to thier location, and all of which have visited London over the last year or so. In fact, possibly my favourite lady, who I have seen more than any other, is over 300 miles away but I still get to see her every 2-3 months in London (and will be later this month too - yeay!)

It also never hurts to mail and politely ask if they have any plans to visit your city or nearby. You may have to wait a few months, but you never know your luck.

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Sounds like your in a area where there isnt much action.......

Many indies do tours you know! you should check out their websites or simply email them to see if any of the girls your interested in have any tours planned that go anywhere near you....( i call within 30/50 miles nearby... not that far by car..unless you dont drive???)

Even in areas where there are lots of parlours/WG's ( such as manchester where I'm from) us punters still crave the girls from the other end of the country... we all seem to want what we cant have.... a sort of 'the grass seems greener on the other side of the fence' senario.

I'm hoping the flame haired Chloe X does a tour of the North west!!!:confused:

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If you look at the places where I've seen ladies - Aberdeen, Glasgow, Leeds, Birmingham, London to name but a few - you'll find that travel broadens not only the mind but the opportunities too.

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If you can't travel then keep an eye out on the tour calendar for when girls that you'd like to meet are in your area

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OK, all the ladies who are on this site who would like to have theirs clits licked in the manner that they described can they PM me when in the SN area, please?

Only if they also do cim and snowball BTW!

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OK, all the ladies who are on this site who would like to have theirs clits licked in the manner that they described can they PM me when in the SN area, please?

Only if they also do cim and snowball BTW!

SN is that South North?

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I hate abbreviations! Like all the others have said, there are tours and the possibility of travelling a little yourself.

I had a very irrate man on the phone yesterday who just couldn't understand why it was so hard to get a british escort in London. He was claiming that they were all up north where the average wage was £16,000 a year and no one could afford escorts, so why don't they live in London. I asked him how much it would cost to buy a property in London, which was around 5 x more than it would cost in say Yorkshire and reminded him that people had family and friends and that London was expensive to live in and it was all relative etc. He still didn't seem to get it though.

So... we often tour and if we are told of dry areas, then sometimes it is possible to make arrangements, otherwise you may just have to travel to the next nearest town yourself.

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I hate abbreviations!

Ok KXK, a MILF like you, with such a GSOH, disliking abbreviations? LOL.

TTFN.

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No, London has many, many fine escorts, in fact, visited ChloeX This morning, life doesnt get much better.Hop on a train, come visit.

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SN is that South North?

I wonder that too?

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SN is that South North?
I wonder that too?

Swindon, apparently.

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Ok KXK, a MILF like you, with such a GSOH, disliking abbreviations? LOL.

TTFN.

lol I'm so proud of myself for being able to decipher that lol. I usually look at them blankly for many minutes before guessing and getting it wrong lol.

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Sounds like your in a area where there isnt much action.......

Many indies do tours you know! you should check out their websites or simply email them to see if any of the girls your interested in have any tours planned that go anywhere near you....( i call within 30/50 miles nearby... not that far by car..unless you dont drive???)

Even in areas where there are lots of parlours/WG's ( such as manchester where I'm from) us punters still crave the girls from the other end of the country... we all seem to want what we cant have.... a sort of 'the grass seems greener on the other side of the fence' senario.

I'm hoping the flame haired Chloe X does a tour of the North west!!!:confused:

Dont worry, Manchester has been on my to do list for a while now, i will get there soon.xxx

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No, London has many, many fine escorts, in fact, visited ChloeX This morning, life doesnt get much better.Hop on a train, come visit.

It was fun for me too.xxx p.s, forgot to tell you, love the tan.xx

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I take the point about ladies touring etc., but sleazyjet and ryanliar have opened up lots of opportunities. Similarly, I love the idea of travelling to an appointment on Virgin :confused: Not done that yet, though.

Don't wait for a tour .... get yourself moving !

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A tour is the only option really unless the lady is within 20 miles of here.

My search criteria is Female, Escort, Incalls, 15 min quickie,20 miles of SN1 cim (either option), then an e-mail introducing myself and asking if I can ring.

I usually get about 10 hits and 2 replies, none that include the ladies who have replied to this post or the reverse Oral post, so come on you ladies, let me know when you are around!

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Swindon, apparently.

Oh and there was me congratulating myself on working out it might Sunderland and Newcastle, which doesn't make much sense once I think about it.

A radio programme at the weekend had a song where romantic placenames were replaced by postcodes...

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