Colonel Bonkers

'Does your wife know you do this?'

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Interesting FR recently in which the girl asked the punter a question along those lines:

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=99237

He objected so much to the question as to refuse to recommend her, though he does acknowledge that in other respects she wasn't bad.

Granted that it was crass of her, but how would other punters react? Would you automatically put her on your 'never again' list? Oddly enough, I can quite imagine taking the question in my stride if she was someone with an easy manner. It could even provide an additional intimacy.

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It could even provide an additional intimacy.

"No, darling, it is just a wonderful secret between the two of us!"

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I was asked the same recently albeit using the different words "are you married?". I just answered it and moved on.

My answer was likely not quite the same as the FR author though and was not asked the second question but would certainly object to being asked why do you guy's do this, IMO shows a total contempt for the punter's individuality. :confused:

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"No, darling, it is just a wonderful secret between the two of us!"

I like that.

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IMO I don't think it's a WG place to question a client like this. Surely it's in our job description to provide an anonymous and non judgemental service, morally probing a client and making them feel uncomfortabl, isn't.

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Why would anyone be offended?

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I think it is all a question of context and tone.

There are regs who I have been seeing for several years and we both have let slip or talked of a lot of stuff over time, and now offspring family or whatever are part of the relationship (but always with a little bit of distance)

At the other end there are those who don't really like where they're at, have a bit of an attitude, and give the impression that they blame us men.

and all shades in between

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If you're a cheat you've got no space to complain. You know you're a dirty fucker.

That said, no I would never ask that question. It's really bad service and it's not going to get me repeat business. I know most of my clients are married or in relationships, most of them supposedly monogamous and going behind their wives backs. I think it's sad and I wish they could be more honest, but it's not necessarily that they're bad people. So I keep my opinions out of the workplace.

Ethical non-monogamy is much more fun though :confused:

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You know you're a dirty fucker.

I do and I'm also a very naughty boy!

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Get asked this one fairly regularly!. Even the how many kids you got etc.....

I answer truthfully "No' to each of the above. What does annoy - in a very petty way, is when I'm told you dont have to see wg's you could easily pull.

Nice compliment I suppose, but if it where that easy to get my hands on the type of lady I like - I wouldnt be doing it anyway!!.

I really try to limit the level of chat and banter I have nowadays - It tends to cause problems if you are friendly/nice.

Maybe she hasnt learnt all the hairdresser type lines yet: "where you going on holiday etc?".

Keep the conversation pleasant and to a minimum - remember what you are there for.

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A large percentage of my clients have asked me the same thing at some point. I've lost count of the amount of times I've been asked 'are you married?' followed by 'why do you do this? and so on'

I know that maybe this girl should have been a little more considerate but its no only the girls that can speak out of order!!!!!!

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A large percentage of my clients have asked me the same thing at some point. I've lost count of the amount of times I've been asked 'are you married?' followed by 'why do you do this? and so on'

I know that maybe this girl should have been a little more considerate but its no only the girls that can speak out of order!!!!!!

Couldnt agree more - its a two way thing. Pillow talk etc is a dangerous thing and to be avoided, and I am guilty of this in the past :D

We are in Britain - talk about the weather, cups of tea, etc etc.

Is it any harder than that :confused::confused:

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If anything it has been the other way round in my experience. I have had some clients tell me their whole story and background and reason for why they are seeing me and I haven't uttered a word as to why. I just accept that they want a level of intimacy and that they chose me to have it with.

Having said that, prior to escorting I would never be intimate with someone who was married, as I didn't want to be disrespectful to some other woman, but... doing it through these channels has opened so many doors to new experiences and people that I have geniunely enjoyed spending time with, it's kind of one of the things I like about the job. It has taken away the guilt for me, as I am only providing a service and had nothing to do with the union and am not likely to get too close to do any lasting damage.

Going back to the questions she asked. I guess it could have been more to do with her relationships with men, than his relationship that prompted the wondering why men did it. She may not have thought as far as it may have upset him and judging by the enjoyed session it had no affect on his libido.

I wonder if he would change his mind at some point?

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A large percentage of my clients have asked me the same thing at some point. I've lost count of the amount of times I've been asked 'are you married?' followed by 'why do you do this? and so on'

I know that maybe this girl should have been a little more considerate but its no only the girls that can speak out of order!!!!!!

Hah on here also! How many times has someone started a thread here, does your mum/bf/aunt sally know what you do?

S x

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If you're a cheat you've got no space to complain. You know you're a dirty fucker.

That said, no I would never ask that question. It's really bad service and it's not going to get me repeat business. I know most of my clients are married or in relationships, most of them supposedly monogamous and going behind their wives backs. I think it's sad and I wish they could be more honest, but it's not necessarily that they're bad people. So I keep my opinions out of the workplace.

Ethical non-monogamy is much more fun though :confused:

You know something Krystal, you're a real brick !! :D

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Hah on here also! How many times has someone started a thread here, does your mum/bf/aunt sally know what you do?

S x

Sorry, no idea, but I suspect SaSfan does.

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If you're a cheat you've got no space to complain. You know you're a dirty fucker.

That said, no I would never ask that question. It's really bad service and it's not going to get me repeat business. I know most of my clients are married or in relationships, most of them supposedly monogamous and going behind their wives backs. I think it's sad and I wish they could be more honest, but it's not necessarily that they're bad people. So I keep my opinions out of the workplace.

Ethical non-monogamy is much more fun though :confused:

Wow, what a dirty mouth. Lovely. Is it included in the rates?

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If you're a cheat you've got no space to complain. You know you're a dirty fucker.

That said, no I would never ask that question. It's really bad service and it's not going to get me repeat business. I know most of my clients are married or in relationships, most of them supposedly monogamous and going behind their wives backs. I think it's sad and I wish they could be more honest, but it's not necessarily that they're bad people. So I keep my opinions out of the workplace.

Ethical non-monogamy is much more fun though :confused:

Wow, what a dirty mouth. Lovely. Is it included in the rates?

Yep, was thinking the same thing myself. Great line to introduce just when things are getting hot and heavy.:D

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Interesting FR recently in which the girl asked the punter a question along those lines:

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=99237

He objected so much to the question as to refuse to recommend her, though he does acknowledge that in other respects she wasn't bad.

Granted that it was crass of her, but how would other punters react? Would you automatically put her on your 'never again' list? Oddly enough, I can quite imagine taking the question in my stride if she was someone with an easy manner. It could even provide an additional intimacy.

She shouldn't have asked. She broke all the client's boundaries.

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I have no problem with the question and have been asked it loads of times, however the prominent wedding ring tends to be noticed I guess.

The funniest thing is with oriental WGs who don't ask that, they ask you if you have a girlfriend and then if you say "No" get on to, "would you like a chinese/thai/korean one?"

If you respond by sayining "yes", they ask if you could handle another one!! :confused::D

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Sorry, no idea, but I suspect SaSfan does.

17 at the last count.

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The standard answer to a question of that magnitude should be " No, but my boyfriend does ".

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We are in Britain - talk about the weather, cups of tea, etc etc.

Is it any harder than that :confused::confused:

Quite right, it's fairly easy to drone on about nothing in particular, I have a reliable stock of anecdotes that I can draw upon during “recovery” periods, like the time I arranged to meet a one-legged Accountant (a person I had never previously met, we shall call him Fred) at a Motorway Service Station (the reason for meeting him there or meeting him at all, escapes me for the moment, but I’m sure it was a good idea at the time), the meeting point was designated to be the 4th urinal on the left in the Gents WC, I would have preferred the 3rd but Fred went to great lengths while we were arranging our meet to explain that in the world of accountancy odd numbered urinals can have a very strange effect on the Profit & Loss figures and best avoided if at all possible. I turned up at the agreed time and to my relief (no pun intended) the 4th urinal on the left was free, I hovered around for about 10 minutes and got one or two strange looks when I had to explain that I was saving that particular urinal for a friend and would they mind using one of the others, just as panic was about to set in (trade had become rather brisk and spare urinals were at a bit of a premium) Fred rang me and after swapping a few pleasantries the conversation went somewhat like this :-

Fred – So where are you then?

Me – I’m in the Gents keeping your urinal dry

Fred – That’s very odd, so am I, I can’t see you though

Me – Are you getting some strange looks from people?

Fred – Well now you come to mention it, yes

[ This conversation droned on for some while and I wont bore you with the details, but eventually Fred, somewhat reluctantly I thought, dragged the subject back on topic ]

Fred – So why can’t we see each other then?

Me – I really don’t know

[ At this point round the corner came a one-legged man ]

Me – Ah, it’s ok, I can see you now, you have just hopped in

Fred – Great, look forward to meeting you

Now coincidence is an amazing thing, because imagine my surprise when the one-legged man was followed by another one-legged man, and several more, in fact the place was awash with them. As I was later to find out these men were all members of The Macclesfield and District One-legged Pigeon Fanciers Club (not sure if the pigeons were similarly disabled as I was not made privy (pun intended) to that information) who were on their annual outing, it took about 15 minutes for me to introduce myself to each of these men and to enquire if they were Fred, some of the answers were, to my astonishment, quite unrepeatable, but I resolutely soldiered on and eventually the place was empty of one-legged men. I rang Fred :-

Me – Sorry, my mistake, it wasn’t you

Fred – Bugger, who was it then?

Me – Well it’s a bit complicated but none of them were you

Fred – What do you mean by “none of them”?

Me – Do you fancy pigeons?

Fred – Not really, not enough meat on them

Me – Well there you are then

Fred – Right, that’s cleared up that mystery nicely, now why can’t we see each other?

[ It took a bit of time but in the end the penny finally dropped, we were both at the right Service Station, but on opposite sides of the Motorway! ]

Fred – Bloody stupid place to build a Motorway, right through the middle of a service station, how did they get planning permission for that?

Me – God knows, the whole world has gone mad if you ask me

Fred – Would you like me to?

Me – Yes please

Fred – Ok, has the whole world gone mad?

Me – Yes

Fred – Good, now I would love to stay and chat for longer but I’ve got a couple of bath mats in quarantine and I’m a bit worried about them, so we will have to meet up some other time

Me – No problem, I quite understand, look I have an idea, we both have to go to the nearest Junction and turn round so at some point we will pass each other going in the opposite direction, we can at least wave at each other, what car do you drive?

Fred – Great idea, I’m driving a rental car

Me – Right, see you later

In answer to the question “Now sir, can you tell me why you were driving at 30 mph in the outside lane and waving frantically at the cars on the opposite carriageway?”, I replied “Well officer it’s like this, you see Fred and I …………”.

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17 at the last count.

:confused: Fucking brilliant! :D

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"she asked the 'do you have a wife' question, and then 'why do you guys do this, aren't you cheating?'"

The first question was a bit daft, especially for a first meet, If you see see someone as a regular it's the sort of info that comes out anyway. The second one is totally silly, maybe make an awful lot of clients feel guilty, (let's face it most are married or in a relationship), and not see her others again. Maybe she's opposed to men seeing prostitutes and she's found a novel way of persuading men not to see prostitutes, some women can be very cunning;)

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