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" To f**k the living daylights ...... "

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... out of a WG [ or any girl for that matter , do you need a big cock ??

Comments please.:D:D

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I would think that depends on which one of you is being asked the question :D

You, or the lady?

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Let's first establish what the living daylights are, and whether she has any in her in the first place. If she doesn't, the effort could well be wasted and a sensible punter would want to establish this before paying money to f**ck them out of her. I suggest one approach would be to use the light test before money changes hands:

THE DAYLIGHTS TEST

The lady should stand up straight and with her heels together. If one can see daylight between the tops of her thighs then the lady can be said to pass the Daylight Test.

What techniques do the forum studs recommend? F**cking her till she cannot stand without her legs shaking sounds quite good. Not letting her pee so she has to cross her legs might be ineligible. And feeding her chocolates continuously in an overnight a distinctly dodgy practice.

Might I suggest Galahad adjust FR requirements so that all reports include not only whether the poster f**ked the living daylights out of someone, but, in the interests of scientific accuracy, the results of applying the daylight test first. And while we're at it, the pencil test.

A pulse test should remain entirely optional.

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... out of a WG [ or any girl for that matter , do you need a big cock ??

Comments please.:D:D

or do you have to be a big cock ?

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I would think that depends on which one of you is being asked the question :D

You, or the lady?

It sounds like a trite question but it wasnt meant to be.;)

I had an exchange of PMs with a lady here some time ago and one of the issues we discussed was the penile penetrative vaginal orgasm. She discussed some of her experiences but was of the clear view that to enjoy an ' earth moving ' orgasm the penis required to be at the very least 6" . From memory her preferred size was 7-9 " !

I have read many posts on PN where guys talked about how they gave her a "good shagging", a "right seeing to" or where they " fucked the living daylights out of her ". Much of the time I think people say these things but I'm not sure whether there are in fact accepted yardsticks for these ' achievements '. Whats required ? Does it mean the one thing or does it mean different things to different people ? As you say, will the girl often think very different or have a different view to the guy ??

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or do you have to be a big cock ?

Mr or Mrs pls ?? Why cant you two agree that its ok to have individual opinions ??:D

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Let's first establish what the living daylights are, and whether she has any in her in the first place. If she doesn't, the effort could well be wasted and a sensible punter would want to establish this before paying money to f**ck them out of her. I suggest one approach would be to use the light test before money changes hands:

THE DAYLIGHTS TEST

The lady should stand up straight and with her heels together. If one can see daylight between the tops of her thighs then the lady can be said to pass the Daylight Test.

What techniques do the forum studs recommend? F**cking her till she cannot stand without her legs shaking sounds quite good. Not letting her pee so she has to cross her legs might be ineligible. And feeding her chocolates continuously in an overnight a distinctly dodgy practice.

Might I suggest Galahad adjust FR requirements so that all reports include not only whether the poster f**ked the living daylights out of someone, but, in the interests of scientific accuracy, the results of applying the daylight test first. And while we're at it, the pencil test.

A pulse test should remain entirely optional.

You know you are wasted on here don't you? x

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You know you are wasted on here don't you? x

You warm my heart x x x

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... out of a WG [ or any girl for that matter , do you need a big cock ??

Discuss

For fuck sake is this part of a sociology paper on psycho-sexual techniques (or god forbid a Film Media MSc paper on the influence of porn).

Oh by the way this is a fucking adult forum about fucking. The only time ** should appear if is when you the letters A and W are next to each other.

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Let's first establish what the living daylights are, and whether she has any in her in the first place. If she doesn't, the effort could well be wasted and a sensible punter would want to establish this before paying money to f**ck them out of her. I suggest one approach would be to use the light test before money changes hands:

THE DAYLIGHTS TEST

The lady should stand up straight and with her heels together. If one can see daylight between the tops of her thighs then the lady can be said to pass the Daylight Test.

What techniques do the forum studs recommend? F**cking her till she cannot stand without her legs shaking sounds quite good. Not letting her pee so she has to cross her legs might be ineligible. And feeding her chocolates continuously in an overnight a distinctly dodgy practice.

Might I suggest Galahad adjust FR requirements so that all reports include not only whether the poster f**ked the living daylights out of someone, but, in the interests of scientific accuracy, the results of applying the daylight test first. And while we're at it, the pencil test.

A pulse test should remain entirely optional.

In my experience there are other ways to achieve that which require considerably less energy. :D

Have you heard of lean thinking? ;)

B

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In my experience there are other ways to achieve that which require considerably less energy. :D

I had already discounted asking her to marry me . . .

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Let's first establish what the living daylights are, and whether she has any in her in the first place. If she doesn't, the effort could well be wasted and a sensible punter would want to establish this before paying money to f**ck them out of her. I suggest one approach would be to use the light test before money changes hands:

THE DAYLIGHTS TEST

The lady should stand up straight and with her heels together. If one can see daylight between the tops of her thighs then the lady can be said to pass the Daylight Test.

What techniques do the forum studs recommend? F**cking her till she cannot stand without her legs shaking sounds quite good. Not letting her pee so she has to cross her legs might be ineligible. And feeding her chocolates continuously in an overnight a distinctly dodgy practice.

Might I suggest Galahad adjust FR requirements so that all reports include not only whether the poster f**ked the living daylights out of someone, but, in the interests of scientific accuracy, the results of applying the daylight test first. And while we're at it, the pencil test.

A pulse test should remain entirely optional.

I think I just peed just a little :D

S x

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... out of a WG [ or any girl for that matter , do you need a big cock ??

Comments please.:D:D

You're drunk of course.

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I had already discounted asking her to marry me . . .

Oh you silver tongued Lothario, you!

B

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Oh you silver tongued Lothario, you!

B

I'd like to meet someone with a sliver tongue, is that better than a bronze one? :D

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Is this post a joke?or at best a very misguided fantasy?

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Is this post a joke?or at best a very misguided fantasy?

P****d apparently :D

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I think this is more of a phrase than an actual method of conducting sexual intercourse. A far less sophisticated way of saying " You look gorgeous tonight dear I am very much wanting to make love to you for an immense period of time ". A similar expression would be " Grease ya flaps luv ya gonna get a right seeing to tonight ".

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The last time I measured my penis was in 1971 and I cannot remember the size, or be bothered to do it again. Since the female vagina is designed to allow a baby through it, no penis is ever going to measure up to that.

It ain't the size, it's what you do with it that counts

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The last time I measured my penis was in 1971 and I cannot remember the size, or be bothered to do it again. Since the female vagina is designed to allow a baby through it, no penis is ever going to measure up to that.

It ain't the size, it's what you do with it that counts

I had conversation with a lovely male friend recently and he was of the opinion that all men have measured their willy at least once in their life. Discuss. :D

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" To f**k the living daylights ...... out of a WG [ or any girl for that matter , do you need a big cock ??

I'm guessing your on the small side:(

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I'd like to meet someone with a sliver tongue, is that better than a bronze one? ;)

Dunno. We're not talking swimming badges. :D

B

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" To f**k the living daylights ...... " can mean different things. For instance for me to " To f**k the living daylights ...... " means that I'll fuck said girl till I'm well and truly satisfied. However I suspect that others will see it as fucking the girl till she is well

and truly fucked.

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I had conversation with a lovely male friend recently and he was of the opinion that all men have measured their willy at least once in their life. Discuss. ;)

Twice. I demanded a re-count :D

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