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How to demolish an erection??

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A recent thread by Chloe X where she used the words "Brucie Bonus" got me thinking that if ever a woman used those words in the middle of a punt, no matter if she looked like Angelina Jolie, it would deflate my erection in about 1 nano-second.

Even a picture of that idiot would put me off.

Apart from "No thanks, I don't smoke!" OR "That's looks exactly like a dick but much smaller!!" is there something a lady could say mid-Punt that would instantly end the meeting and make it unpursuable??

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"Great, smashing, super, 'ere's what you would of won" My Bendy Bully. :eek::(

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Apart from "No thanks, I don't smoke!" OR "That's looks exactly like a dick but much smaller!!" is there something a lady could say mid-Punt that would instantly end the meeting and make it unpursuable??

How about "We need to be quick, I have a funny itch and I've got an appointment at the clinic in half an hour":(:eek::D:D

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Ooh! Kiss my front bottom!

If that doesn't work, I want to know why? :(

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1) Do I remind you of your mother?

2) I have just recovered after the gender reassignment op.

3) My name is Lola.

4) If it tastes funny down there, it is the antiseptic cream.

5) Hurry up, I am back on duty in ten minutes.

6) Please smile for the camera.

7) I am Harriett Harman's sister.

8) I used to be Harriett Harman's brother.

9) Is it in yet?

10) I only use the condoms 3 times before washing them out.

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A few years back, I was with a oriental WG who was petite(no more than 5 ft tall and maybe about 100 lbs) who first whinged about my cock being too big and hurting her (a complaint I have not heard too often) and midway thru the punt she tells me 'Too much bang bang. Finish fast'. Well there went my whole enthusiasm and it was a huge turn off.

It was one of my lousiest punting experiences and I suppose that is what you get for wanting to punt in a country where punting is illegal for the most part and WGs operate out of dodgy establishments as Escorts. I've had some of my lousiest punting experiences in the US, thanks to punting being illegal there in most states and you are basically rolling the dice to see if you land a good WG.

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Apart from "No thanks, I don't smoke!"

How about do you mind if I smoke?

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Ooh! Kiss my front bottom!

If that doesn't work, I want to know why? :eek:

Have you been listening to Kevin Wilson again? :(

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Or... I used to have one of those but bigger.:(

Or... Hang on I think my piles have prolapsed again.

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"I used to be a hooker"

"Don't worry darling everyone has a past"

"True, but I played for Harlequins";)

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"What does your wife think of your habit?"

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Are you sure it was me, i cant remember saying that anywhere, i think someone said it to me. Which thread lol.xx

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erm..fart during doggy style? :(

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erm..fart during doggy style? :(

Or during 69, I doubt if I'd stay for another 68. :eek:

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Or during 69, I doubt if I'd stay for another 68. :eek:

A 68 is when you go down on me and I owe you one

:(

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Are you sure it was me, i cant remember saying that anywhere, i think someone said it to me. Which thread lol.xx

Sorry, my mistake, it was Carissa :eek:

I cannot stand anything about Bruce Forsyth :(

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Erections can be a problem when wearing a suit or at a board meeting. One answer is to have sex in the elevator.

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pull out from A and find sh*t on your dick

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erm..fart during doggy style? :eek:

That would have the effect of enhancing my erection :mad:

Just kidding, it's gone.:(

How about... ''did you bring any elastic bands with you, we're going to need something to keep that condom on?''

Or... ''my god that's a big one, I haven't felt a zit that big on someone's arse in years.''

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pull out from A and find sh*t on your dick

That's just a bit sloppy - or shitty. Put a finger in first and see if it comes out smelling of 'beginner.' :(

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pull out from A and find sh*t on your dick

Or something less nutritious like Cornflakes.:(

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"I saw a guy from a site called Punternet last night, his name was Ghenghis". :(:eek:

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erm..fart during doggy style? :eek:

. . . . and follow through. :(

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How about... ''did you bring any elastic bands with you, we're going to need something to keep that condom on?''

Or... ''my god that's a big one, I haven't felt a zit that big on someone's arse in years.''

Er, have you ever tried to do a pse fuck whilst balancing on your platforms on a bouncy bed and at the same time had to hold on for dear life to a condom that you have had to pull not only over the almost flat and flush with the belly mushroom of a cock but the balls aswell to get it to qualify as "on"??? No!!! if you had you would see that this is not a very funny statement.................

.................Actually just joking, it is funny and so is holding onto a condom perched on top of a mushroom cock, but in a very sad way. I vote for all brothels to have elastic bands in the draw with the nappy sacks and baby lotion.xx

pull out from A and find sh*t on your dick

Bleaugh.x

Or... I used to have one of those but bigger.:(

Or... Hang on I think my piles have prolapsed again.

The first one is funny, dont get a big head about it though.

The second one would only be funny i said when a guy was having some bum lovin (either way)hehe.xx

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