ben82

Differences between civilian and paid for sex...

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The shaven haven thread got me wondering... as someone who's not yet had civilian sex, I'm not quite sure what the other differences between the world of civilian and paid for sex are?

I understand in the civilian world men generally provide, and administer, the condoms rather than the women... but are there any other key differences I should be aware of?

Such as... who provides the wet wipes? Are towels used to protect sheets? Will she mind/understand if I ask whether she does OWO/CIM at the beginning? How common are those "services"? Is it normal to want to have sex twice in an hour with a 10min chat about how she wants to start a business in Poland in the middle?

I look forward to your responses :eek:;)

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The shaven haven thread got me wondering... as someone who's not yet had civilian sex, I'm not quite sure what the other differences between the world of civilian and paid for sex are?

I understand in the civilian world men generally provide, and administer, the condoms rather than the women... but are there any other key differences I should be aware of?

Such as... who provides the wet wipes? Are towels used to protect sheets? Will she mind/understand if I ask whether she does OWO/CIM at the beginning? How common are those "services"? Is it normal to want to have sex twice in an hour with a 10min chat about how she wants to start a business in Poland in the middle?

I look forward to your responses :eek:;)

Ben, dude, go and have civilian sex. Meet a nice girl. Don't worry about towels. Or wet wipes. If she likes you, you can cum in her mouth. If she doesn't, you can't. That's pretty much how it goes.

In the nicest possible way, my advice is to get out more.

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Gosh, and there was me thinking that irony was still alive and well.....

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The shaven haven thread got me wondering... as someone who's not yet had civilian sex, I'm not quite sure what the other differences between the world of civilian and paid for sex are?

I understand in the civilian world men generally provide, and administer, the condoms rather than the women... but are there any other key differences I should be aware of?

Such as... who provides the wet wipes? Are towels used to protect sheets? Will she mind/understand if I ask whether she does OWO/CIM at the beginning? How common are those "services"? Is it normal to want to have sex twice in an hour with a 10min chat about how she wants to start a business in Poland in the middle?

I look forward to your responses :eek::(

You sweet talker, you ;)

Civilian sex is the same as paid sex except the women are generally less attractive and it costs you more in the long run.

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Such as... who provides the wet wipes? Are towels used to protect sheets? Will she mind/understand if I ask whether she does OWO/CIM at the beginning? How common are those "services"? Is it normal to want to have sex twice in an hour with a 10min chat about how she wants to start a business in Poland in the middle?

If you are in civilian mode, it might be an good idea to remove phrases like "Services" from your brain before you ever speak to her (again).

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With civi sex I have no qualms about asking the boy to eff off out of my bed so I can get some much needed rest :eek:

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With civi sex I have no qualms about asking the boy to eff off out of my bed so I can get some much needed rest :eek:

Hpw wrong you are Kitty - with civilian sex its always the man who falls asleep first anyway!

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Hpw wrong you are Kitty - with civilian sex its always the man who falls asleep first anyway!

Not in my bed they don't.

:eek:

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Not even from exhaustion?

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The shaven haven thread got me wondering... as someone who's not yet had civilian sex, I'm not quite sure what the other differences between the world of civilian and paid for sex are?

I understand in the civilian world men generally provide, and administer, the condoms rather than the women... but are there any other key differences I should be aware of?

Such as... who provides the wet wipes? Are towels used to protect sheets? Will she mind/understand if I ask whether she does OWO/CIM at the beginning? How common are those "services"? Is it normal to want to have sex twice in an hour with a 10min chat about how she wants to start a business in Poland in the middle?

I look forward to your responses :(:(

I am sure you would get better responses if you posted this elsewhere....:eek::eek:;)

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Not even from exhaustion?

Oh, I never let them get to that point. I'm far too selfish for that.

Mwahaha.

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Keep up the good work Miss Kitty.

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If you are in civilian mode, it might be an good idea to remove phrases like "Services" from your brain before you ever speak to her (again).

...and don't ever start, "Do you do ... and ...?"

(Oh, and from bitter experience, hope that she doesn't say, afterwards, "Is that it?")

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The fake orgasms are far harder to detect in paid sex.

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You don't have to cuddle her for 45 minutes after the event when you have something more pressing to do in the garage. :eek:

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Oh you guys and girls are really cheering me up, now if my back will allow me I will crawl to the kitchen and make a cup of tea.

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Then again, for the accountants amongst you, there's the opportunity to evaluate the differences financially :

http://costofsex.com/

.

LMFAO thanks for that I now know what to bill my SO :eek:

S x

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Ben, dude, go and have civilian sex. Meet a nice girl. Don't worry about towels. Or wet wipes. If she likes you, you can cum in her mouth. If she doesn't, you can't. That's pretty much how it goes.

In the nicest possible way, my advice is to get out more.

You probably have a point there :( but we do have some good arguments for paid sex here and if this is the best anyone can come up with for civi sex...

With civi sex I have no qualms about asking the boy to eff off out of my bed so I can get some much needed rest ;)

... then I don't think I'm missing much, her getting to have a nap after isn't much of a pro :(:)

All things considered, I think paid sex wins hands down so I'll stick with that... but I'm still none the wiser on the civi sex wet wipes issue :eek:

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Having returned to civilian, cost is more punitive...financially and emotionally.

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Unless you're extremely wealthy, you're probably out of luck on the Maid Service front in civilian sex.

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I am sure you would get better responses if you posted this elsewhere....:(:eek::(

I might be being slow here... but I genuinely don't understand this post :eek::confused:;)

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Paid sex = Being able to choose and bed the girl you find most attractive

Knowing (usually) that you`re going to get a blowjob, A- levels,rimming etc if you request it.

Being able to walk away knowing shes not going to turn

into a bunny boiler

She wont tell all your mates you had brewers droop and was a

complete flop in bed, literally.

She can probably teach you a few tricks shes picked up in

her trade

Civvie sex = Coyote ugly situation in the morning

Buying drinks all night only for the person to go off with someone

else

She turns out to be the girlfriend of a local nutcase

You manage to get her into bed and she just wants a cuddle

She turns up at your door, cyberstalks you, when she finds out

shes got an STD or bun in the oven and tries to pin the blame

on you, even though you used a condom

She just lies there like a sack of spuds, or starts crying on you

over her ex

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surely the OP had his tongue fairly firmly in his cheek when he started this thread? if not then my ironyometer needs recalibrating...

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All things considered, I think paid sex wins hands down so I'll stick with that... but I'm still none the wiser on the civi sex wet wipes issue :eek:

Personally I only ever bought wet wipes when my son was a baby before escorting. Now I have 3 packs in the house lol.

Not sure if that was just me, or if it is largely a wg thing?

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