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I would like to ask the punters here what is the worst parlour you have ever visited.

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I would like to ask the punters here what is the worst parlour you have ever visited.

Not Bunnies in Swansea, but the one next door.

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That one on Channel 4 the other night looked pretty grim.

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Any with locked prison-style gates on the way in.

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i tend to only use one......

id be more interested in finding bestrecomendations for others..... without trawling the fr's..... as there aimed more at the wg's than establishment...

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Garden of Eden in Brum, trifle unfair as I've only visited 3 parlours but it was a dismal place and not like it was bummed up to be on the website.

Poshest one was Victoria's in Lutterworth and friendliest is Enigma Spa, my favourite.

D.

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Not Bunnies in Swansea, but the one next door.

I didn't know there was one next door. I thought it was an accountant. No wonder the punt was so bad!

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I would like to ask the punters here what is the worst parlour you have ever visited.

Paradise in Luton some years ago now.........

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I didn't know there was one next door. I thought it was an accountant. No wonder the punt was so bad!

You were trying the wrong accountants then, should have tried Danish Pia, Olivia or dare I say even myself :rolleyes:

S x

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Aquarius in Grays Inn Road, London (RIP?). Overpriced, unattractive staff, very poor facilities.

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I didn't know there was one next door. I thought it was an accountant. No wonder the punt was so bad!

Its similar to a palour.

Masageing your figures ,charge by the hour and leave well and truly fucked afterwards .

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There a few nasty ones in certain parts of Manchester city centre

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new blythswood in glasgow one said he had lost the will to punt.

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new blythswood in glasgow one said he had lost the will to punt.

Lost the will to punt. What an amazing picture. :rolleyes:

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Club160 in Sheffield - you wont find worse!!!!

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In Southampton, years ago, (summer 1984) the worst one I visited was above a car repair workshop near the Royal South Hants Hospital. It had no carpets, just floorboards, sounds from panel beaters and mechanics below, a rather sharp looking receptionist, and a little nymphette of a massuese.

Massage started at £15. This lasted about 10 minutes.

Next: "Anything extra?" Hand relief was £10. Topless relief was £15. Nude relief was £20. Touching her was extra. I did not have any more that £25 on me at the time, so I was lucky. Sex was available but I did not know that at the time. A tart living round the corner would have given you 15 minutes of BJ and sex for only £20 in those days. It was no surprise that the place only lasted a month or so.

Now... what did I say about sex? I heard that a punter agreed with the aforementioned little nymphette to have sex and it would cost £60. She took the money and walked out of the massage room. In comes a fat slut about 20 years older to do the job! Where had the pretty little girl gone? Shopping with most of that £60 or so it would seem! If you multiply those prices by 3, you will get a pretty good idea of today's values.

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You were trying the wrong accountants then, should have tried Danish Pia, Olivia or dare I say even myself :rolleyes:

S x

Hey you could set up a practice together.

Pia, Oliva, Sabina & Co Chartered Acoountants. Auditing, Tax Planning, Massages, Company formation, Cock sucking, HMRC appeals

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Lost the will to punt. What an amazing picture. :rolleyes:

i felt the same way myself natalie was working lol

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"Garden of Eden in Brum, trifle unfair as I've only visited 3 parlours but it was a dismal place and not like it was bummed up to be on the website.

Poshest one was Victoria's in Lutterworth and friendliest is Enigma Spa, my favourite."

Utter nonsense about Garden of Eden - how can you answer on the basis of visiting 3 parlours????? It still looks quite new, the rooms are clean although the shower is in a corridor. But there are a dozen worse in Birmingham let alone...

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even the feild reports admit to it..i have been a few times only to see the beautifull lilly"

Depends which of the ever-changing venues you went to, but then again they have all been really dreadful...so agree with you.

But I've known some grotty locations for a parlour lit up by finding a great girl there.

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Worst one I`ve visited has to be Naturelle of York, its down an alley near the football ground in York. Enter through a small `steptoe back yard` and a small room with no carpets and a bed. Its dingy and dimly lit with a portable tv playing poor quality 70`s porn vids.

Also they painted a picture of a Naomi Campbell lookalike from Brazil......what I got was about 8 stone heavier and 2ft shorter with an arse like Lisa Riley!

And they had the cheek to charge a door fee.

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Garden of Eden in Brum, trifle unfair as I've only visited 3 parlours but it was a dismal place and not like it was bummed up to be on the website.

Poshest one was Victoria's in Lutterworth and friendliest is Enigma Spa, my favourite.

D.

That is rubbish GOE is one of the best places to visit in birmingham. It is immaculately clean and very friendly. I should know because I do a day there! Are you sure you are not getting confused with Lisa's the dump down the road?

LinzidMK

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Club 160 in Sheffield has many atrocious reports written about it in the various Sheffield punting sites.

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Club 160 in Sheffield has many atrocious reports written about it in the various Sheffield punting sites.

I once visited a "parlour" in Sheffield in what appeared to be a derelict warehouse. You had to go up some rickety wooden steps into what appeared to be a first floor corridor. There was a sort of shower room off which should have been condemned eons ago; I was especially impressed by the dildos left in a jug of disinfectant in the shower area. The reception area was an old sofa and the massage area somewhere else down the corridor was a small room with a single bed in it. It was absolutely awful!

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I went to a place called something like 'Exclusives' in Dublin back in the 90s. It's ad in the local mag called it "The place for winners and sinners." A place for losers and tossers more like!

It was dank and grubby, and the girls were about the same.

As the News of the World used to say, I made my excuses and left.

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