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'spontaneous' visits to escorts...

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Have you ever been at a loose end and visited an escort on the spur of the moment, with very little to no research? What were your experiences?,

i did, a few years back: i was new to punting..she was attractive and descibed herself on @w as something sent from heaven (after 5 mins of looking around!).

When i got there i realised that the pix were flattering, but she was okay, and not having much cash, was relatively inexpensive.

Basically, she said (after parting with my cash) she hated what she did (!!!!) and showed absolutely NO interest whatsover!

After disrobing i sat on the bed, and it creaked so disconcertingly loud that you could have heard it 50 miles away...at least!!!! After a lame hj, with me trying to keep still so as not to make the bed creak, i couldnt wait to get out!!! Lol

i was new to this world then, and although i do take some punts in the dark, i always do some research! Lol

...lesson learned...lol...my worst punt ever!!! Lol

Nik

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It's not called punting for nothing.:)

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Yes, I was busy for the weekend morning getting a haircut and shopping but at 12 oclock I was stuck for something to do.

So I went and saw Kirsty at MKescorts.....

Why this girl has only one FR (by Me afterwards!) stumps me? Might chat a bit too much for some punters but a real stunner and I had a great time.

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Think we have all been there done that.

USed to travel around a lot and a few times I would spot a card in a newsagents window for a massage and give it a shot out of curiousity.

Probably had my best ever two punts that way both times with old dears who should have retired long ago and were fantastic.

Since the advertising has gone into local papers and now internet similar attempts have usually been a lot less successful.

I now keep the details of any girl whose reports appeal and is on my wish list on my mobile and have 5 or 6 options for every town I drive past.

Will take me years to see them all but rarely a bad one.

Be prepared - doubt the cub scouts meant it for this purpose but it applies.

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I'm the type of person who generally likes to plan everything and that naturally translates to punting so most of my punts have involved researching field reports, pictures and that kind of thing, which is usually a large part of the fun for me.

Sometimes that does lead to big letdowns though, particularly if there's no pictures and you just go by FR's, which has disappointed me a couple of times but also have been just as good as they have been hyped up a couple of times too!

The spur of the moment ones have been the same. I've had a couple that were great and a real nice surprise and a couple that didn't work out.

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Yes, I was busy for the weekend morning getting a haircut

Is that what you call a cut & blow :)

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No I don't.

I plan my punts in advance and make sure I don't eat any spicey food the day before, I usually have a salad meal in the evening. I don't shave the day before so the morning of my punt I get really close wet shave. I have a good nights sleep and arrive very clean wearing all clean clothes and use mouth wash 10 minutes before arrival time. I'm paranoid about cleanliness and I have my own wet wipes which I use when I have pee on my journey to MK

Milton Keynes has been my punting heaven and have done my research and keep myself up to date (daily) with the new girls arriving or leaving in the MK the establishments I frequent. So I endeavour to leave nothing to chance and thus having a poor punt.

Sometimes in the late afternoon or early evening when I'm driving back home from the South of England and I see the MK road sign's I think so and so is working now but as I have not been able to to go through my pre-punting preparations I just keep driving. And it doesn't bother me as I usually have a couple of punts booked anyway.

So no I don't do spontaneous visit's.

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No I don't.

I plan my punts in advance and make sure I don't eat any spicey food the day before, I usually have a salad meal in the evening. I don't shave the day before so the morning of my punt I get really close wet shave. I have a good nights sleep and arrive very clean wearing all clean clothes and use mouth wash 10 minutes before arrival time. I'm paranoid about cleanliness and I have my own wet wipes which I use when I have pee on my journey to MK

Try a bottle. Holds the pee better.. :)

Milton Keynes has been my punting heaven and have done my research and keep myself up to date (daily) with the new girls arriving or leaving in the MK the establishments I frequent. So I endeavour to leave nothing to chance and thus having a poor punt.

Always gone for the first booking of the day or at least lunchtime. Once or twice gone for later but only four I've had a booking later. One was okay, and the other three was because she didnt actually turn up till 2.

Sometimes in the late afternoon or early evening when I'm driving back home from the South of England and I see the MK road sign's I think so and so is working now but as I have not been able to to go through my pre-punting preparations I just keep driving. And it doesn't bother me as I usually have a couple of punts booked anyway.

I must admit punts later in the evening when I dont have to rush back to work would be great. But when I know shes been working for 7 hours that day I dont really want to risk it.

Have been tempted to try seeing girls in the evening after work but Im worried that they just might not be up for the booking at the end of the day.

Thats why I have had great times with some Indies...came home from work, had a shower shave then off for a long punt, no rushing out the door, had a dinner and off to bed. Sadly although the parlours are the best in the country, they all close at 8. And although supposed a punting Meca, indies are thin on the ground in MK.

I might do it just to see whether there is a difference but since I dont leave work till gone 6, get home shower shave etc. that dont leave me with much leeway and spending hundreds "just to see" is a risk...

Thats why Ive usually just booked at least the day before and be as early as I can.

So no I don't do spontaneous visit's.

Well I do provided I havent had a spicy meal the night before, Or any alcohol at all. Plus the fact that I live 2 minutes from all the parlours in MK. I have seen a girl for apunt and then diced to go out again afterwards.... :P

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Almost never - same reason I never play russian roulette

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Have you ever been at a loose end and visited an escort on the spur of the moment, with very little to no research?

Too many times.

Inexcusable really, given the opportunity to research. But then I suppose random punting is part of the thrill, and making plans in advance is rarely straightforward.

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Have you ever been at a loose end and visited an escort on the spur of the moment, with very little to no research? What were your experiences?,

i did, a few years back: i was new to punting..she was attractive and descibed herself on @w as something sent from heaven (after 5 mins of looking around!).

When i got there i realised that the pix were flattering, but she was okay, and not having much cash, was relatively inexpensive.

Basically, she said (after parting with my cash) she hated what she did (!!!!) and showed absolutely NO interest whatsover!

After disrobing i sat on the bed, and it creaked so disconcertingly loud that you could have heard it 50 miles away...at least!!!! After a lame hj, with me trying to keep still so as not to make the bed creak, i couldnt wait to get out!!! Lol

i was new to this world then, and although i do take some punts in the dark, i always do some research! Lol

...lesson learned...lol...my worst punt ever!!! Lol

Nik

More tiimes than I care to remember. Some have been great and some rather dismal.

One for you. Have you ever been on a punt and whilst in middle of proceedings all you can thinks about is when is this going to finish so you can go off on your next punt. It happens when it is not that enjoyable.

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I have my own wet wipes which I use when I have pee on my journey to MK

Try a bottle. Holds the pee better.. :)

Lol!!:P

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I have my own wet wipes which I use when I stop to have pee on my journey to MK.

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Yeah in terms of preparation, spontaneous ones aren't great as I generally like to not wank the day before, have a good long shower before I leave, mouthwash, brush teeth, trim pubes, shave, cut nails etc. so I'm spic and span but sometimes the need takes over and I end up just having a quick shower and sorting out my teeth but I've only done that twice and that was for 15 minute quickies where there was no OWO and very little kissing.

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Yup...no more spontaneous visits for me...research and 'gut feeling' is everything :)

An initial phone call tells a lot too...

I called one girl once, and she just rattled off a price list in the most impersonal tone you can imagine...obviously I never called back!

Nik

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More tiimes than I care to remember. Some have been great and some rather dismal.

One for you. Have you ever been on a punt and whilst in middle of proceedings all you can thinks about is when is this going to finish so you can go off on your next punt. It happens when it is not that enjoyable.

A raging hard-on can be a mighty incentive to a 'spontaneous' punt. Planning is great but there's nothing quite like the sheer relief of unburdening your load into some pretty new discovery on a day when you just have to have a woman or you'll burst!

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i did have a theory once that divinemk had put a chip in my vehicle management system that meant that wherever i intended going i always ended up in mk.:)

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I must pay a visit to MK one day, after hearing all these good things that go on up there!!! lol

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In the days before the internet there was much less 'research' before going, and indeed one such example of a visit was the time I referred to in an earlier thread when I went to the now closed Bel Air in West Hampstead in London.

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I don't buy a packet of sweets without reading the label. There's no way I'm going to risk this amount of money on a random encounter.

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I don't buy a packet of sweets without reading the label. There's no way I'm going to risk this amount of money on a random encounter.

I did not think you had anything to worry about. Being the handsome guy that you are I am sure all WGs adore you.

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Back in the old days (before the internet) I would do it often, especially if I saw a particularly inviting calling card in a telephone box. That dropped off with the arrival of the internet, but smartphones are now making it easier and easier to make spontaneous punts again.

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I must admit punts later in the evening when I dont have to rush back to work would be great. But when I know shes been working for 7 hours that day I dont really want to risk it.

Have been tempted to try seeing girls in the evening after work but Im worried that they just might not be up for the booking at the end of the day.

Thats why I have had great times with some Indies...came home from work, had a shower shave then off for a long punt, no rushing out the door, had a dinner and off to bed. Sadly although the parlours are the best in the country, they all close at 8. And although supposed a punting Meca, indies are thin on the ground in MK.

I might do it just to see whether there is a difference but since I dont leave work till gone 6, get home shower shave etc. that dont leave me with much leeway and spending hundreds "just to see" is a risk...

That is a little presumptious. I think even in parlours they do shifts, so you might be the first one on the evening shift. I know there are plenty of Independent wgs who have day jobs and only work in the evening and you could still be the first, if not the only person they are seeing that day.

Maybe it's an idea to keep a list of wgs that you know are good for the day and a list that you know are good for the evening instead of declaring evenings a 'no go' area for impulsive loving :P

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Have you ever been at a loose end and visited an escort on the spur of the moment, with very little to no research? What were your experiences?

Nik

There's a definite correlation with me between amount of time researching a punt and the likelihood of it being a good one. Some guys enjoy a lucky dip know and again, but for me, I'd rather have some kind of reassurance that I at least stand a chance of a good time.

I also enjoy the research a fair bit as well :P.

If I was going to punt on a spur of the moment thing, I'd opt for one of the more reputable parlours/agencies such as HoD (or descendents) or Independent Angels. Still a risky business though.

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As others have said, not called 'punt' for nothing. Perhaps because began in pre-internet days, was more willing to occasionally go spontaneous. Some were great or better, some not, but then so were ones rigorously researched. Guess it's a lot to do with luck and chemistry. In some ways, the spontaneous ones more exciting as never knew quite not what to expect. Plus, advantage of being in city meant that if really didn't feel right once arrived, could leave and be able to make another booking within minutes.

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The nearest I've been to spontanious is being somewhere like Edinburgh for the weekend, staying in a hotel and then deciding to pop along to a parlour as it's convenient.

When it costs maybe £100+ an hour generally, I'd rather not be throwing that amount away on a whim. That said, even researching first doesn't always give good results.

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