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Unamaginative clients.

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No, its nothing to do with a sexual part of the appointment! :)

Little story first. (ok, maybe not so little)

I have a regular client (very nice guy and all that, otherwise he would not be a regular) with whom recently I had an overnight (or rather 20 hours: from 6pm until 11am) 17 hours for a vastly reduced rate.

Even for a vastly reduced rate, we agreed to stay together in a hotel until 3pm (not until 11am) and he booked late check out.

The reason I did not stayed until 3pm very simple: I've got hungry! Simply: mega mega starving! When I am hungry: I ve got a headache (real one!), I am in a terrible mood, and basically I can not function.

We never go for a dinner in the evening with above client, though I do bring some snacky but very nice things, we do a "mini table" and scoff it during the night.

Well: last time he booked a hotel it was next door to Aldi! I did hinted to him in the morning, that he can pop there and get some: Sliced Serano ham, Milano Salami, some cheese, tomatoes, olives, etc.... Going to cost him £5-£6 at the most. I will be so happy,If he did done that. If he did, that for an extra of his £5 expendeture, I might will stay for an another 4 hours! lol. (Exellent VFM, IMHO, lol) But he did not. :P

Of course when I mentioned this him, when I am about to leave, (in a jokeish way), he was ready to run to Aldi and get most of the items in stock I wanted to, but moment and time is passed by then. Every girl want a guy to do it for them, not asked/suggested/hinted/reminded/.

I dunno, why I am posting it. I just think that majority of British guys just've no idea, and in Russia we always thought that Brits are Gentelamen. Not so. :-(

I would not post that, if I have not been to Ukraine recently and comparing men there and here. Just because it was "paid for meeting

" its irrelavant.

Question to the girls: did you ever decided to part on the long appointment with a guy who you know for a while, because of some unsingificant thing? (not just because you hungry, lol, which is in my case).

Same guestion for a guys.

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You knew exactly what you wanted,why didn't you suggest you get it and he pay for it.

When I was a kid,my mum used to send me to the shop to get stuff and I frequently got it wrong,mainly cos she told me wrong or she changed her mind,so I had to take the stuff back.

That caused me embarrassment that stays with me even today.

I've made it a rule,never to shop for women unless it's presents.

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I think that is a real sweet account Xenia, love how you take the food on an over night appointment!

As you said this is a nice guy, but I must admit I'm a bit like him. I tend to find women sometimes don't come out and say things, they suggest and drop hints as you did in this instance.

Like for example, "I've got to take the car in the garage tomorrow" or "I'll have to do the washing up later".

It takes me ages to clock on this actually means "will you do...".

I just think many guys are more straightforward. I'm not trying to be rude and I'm fine with say doing whatever, it is just I don't get the hint easily at all, but personally am getting better now. :)

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Well LOTM, ooops I mean Xenia, it's a bit of a dilema this one isn't it.

Maybe he didn't understand the urgency and the reward available to him had he nipped to Aldi.

Wouldn't it have been a whole lot better to have taken breakfast at the Hotel. I always offer this ( and dinner ) on overnights and invariably it's accepted.

Seems you've a tight fisted guy there!

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Well: last time he booked a hotel it was next door to Aldi! I did hinted to him in the morning, that he can pop there and get some: Sliced Serano ham, Milano Salami, some cheese, tomatoes, olives, etc.... Going to cost him £5-£6 at the most. I will be so happy,If he did done that. If he did, that for an extra of his £5 expendeture, I might will stay for an another 4 hours! lol. (Exellent VFM, IMHO, lol) But he did not. :)

Slow on the uptake or what!

I would have been at Aldi's like a shot first thing in the morning, rattling the door shouting "open the !#*!ing door, open the !#*!ing door!!!"

I dunno, why I am posting it. I just think that majority of British guys just've no idea, and in Russia we always thought that Brits are Gentelamen. Not so. :-(

Probably a very true comment.

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No, its nothing to do with a sexual part of the appointment! :)

Little story first. (ok, maybe not so little)

I have a regular client (very nice guy and all that, otherwise he would not be a regular) with whom recently I had an overnight (or rather 20 hours: from 6pm until 11am) 17 hours for a vastly reduced rate.

Even for a vastly reduced rate, we agreed to stay together in a hotel until 3pm (not until 11am) and he booked late check out.

The reason I did not stayed until 3pm very simple: I've got hungry! Simply: mega mega starving! When I am hungry: I ve got a headache (real one!), I am in a terrible mood, and basically I can not function.

We never go for a dinner in the evening with above client, though I do bring some snacky but very nice things, we do a "mini table" and scoff it during the night.

Well: last time he booked a hotel it was next door to Aldi! I did hinted to him in the morning, that he can pop there and get some: Sliced Serano ham, Milano Salami, some cheese, tomatoes, olives, etc.... Going to cost him £5-£6 at the most. I will be so happy,If he did done that. If he did, that for an extra of his £5 expendeture, I might will stay for an another 4 hours! lol. (Exellent VFM, IMHO, lol) But he did not. :P

Of course when I mentioned this him, when I am about to leave, (in a jokeish way), he was ready to run to Aldi and get most of the items in stock I wanted to, but moment and time is passed by then. Every girl want a guy to do it for them, not asked/suggested/hinted/reminded/.

I dunno, why I am posting it. I just think that majority of British guys just've no idea, and in Russia we always thought that Brits are Gentelamen. Not so. :-(

I would not post that, if I have not been to Ukraine recently and comparing men there and here. Just because it was "paid for meeting

" its irrelavant.

Question to the girls: did you ever decided to part on the long appointment with a guy who you know for a while, because of some unsingificant thing? (not just because you hungry, lol, which is in my case).

Same guestion for a guys.

Surely a 100% unimaginative client and stupid. I would at anytime prefer to take someone as lovely as you for a proper breakfast to a nearby restaurant just for the sake of company and it will not matter if you would prefer to have extra session after the breakfast or not. Why do people think of WGs as commodity which needs no food/fun/humour etc. For long time sessions like overnight etc. I would like to spend good deal of time enjoying each others company, chatting , eating, music etc rather than only watching porn and acting like a pornstar.

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Judging by your previous posts and your highly developed ability to take offence at tomatoes that fail to meet your standards, it is hard to imagine that your client would have managed to get it right without explicit instructions. This would have course have ruined the mood, with predictable results.

You are afflicted with the curse of being high maintenance :)

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You knew exactly what you wanted,why didn't you suggest you get it and he pay for it.

Johnny, this is the problem with women these days - they lick your cock for a few minutes and think it's a passport to Easy Street. No wonder so many men have opted to take the gay route.

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Perhaps he was was trying to avoid having to go into an Aldi. Why didn't you just ring room service ? I wouldn't be able to even speak to a man in the morning without a latte let alone spend another 4 hours with him.

You have to tell a man exactly what you want. Strange though that he assumes you do not require feeding.

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I would imagine expecting at least one meal provided over 20 hours is not high maintainance as much as expected! Remember Xenia provided the first meal, which makes her the reverse of high maintainance.

I have been reading the book 'Women are from Venus and men are from Mars' and it does say in there that men do need direct input. You should have said, 'I am hungry and need to eat now, please get me some'. That way he would have known exactly what the problem was and had a choice of what to do about it.

I am however, surprised that he had not considered this himself as, he must have also been hungry and must have wanted to eat something during the period missing 2 normal eating times (breakfast and lunch).

I would not have thought something like this should have had to be discussed in advance, but would have been assumed, so thank you for posting this, as I will definitely make sure that meals are included in my conversation when agreeing to any over night bookings. Nothing can be assumed in this business.

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I wouldn't have gone to Aldi either, the only supermarket I will shop at is waitrose because shops wind me up. I won't even go to marks and spencers now because it's so packed out and they have changed the layout. I saw two people start a fight in there the other day over not enough room for a trolley. Yes in marks and spencers. And then when Iam at boiling point most of these places ask you to pay for your chuffing bags, waitrose doesn't as yet.

I would have ordered for room service , if I had a hot chick like yourself in the room. I have never had an overnight, probably because I would get caught , Iam someone who never gets away with anything so a certain someone would be bound to find out. If I was single and lonely on a business trip or something I would have a go over for some entertainment , and I certainly would be ordering room service and champagne. Might as well push the boat out.

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I wouldn't have gone to Aldi either, the only supermarket I will shop at is waitrose because shops wind me up. I won't even go to marks and spencers now because it's so packed out and they have changed the layout. I saw two people start a fight in there the other day over not enough room for a trolley. Yes in marks and spencers. And then when Iam at boiling point most of these places ask you to pay for your chuffing bags, waitrose doesn't as yet.

I would have ordered for room service , if I had a hot chick like yourself in the room. I have never had an overnight, probably because I would get caught , Iam someone who never gets away with anything so a certain someone would be bound to find out. If I was single and lonely on a business trip or something I would have a go over for some entertainment , and I certainly would be ordering room service and champagne. Might as well push the boat out.

Lovely a man that understands supermarkets. The downfall of M&S was when they started the meal deal £10.00 thing, even the staff dread the weekends when they do this as it brings all sorts into the store. Waitrose only ever has a handful of people in it so much more calmer.

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Lovely a man that understands supermarkets. The downfall of M&S was when they started the meal deal £10.00 thing, even the staff dread the weekends when they do this as it brings all sorts into the store. Waitrose only ever has a handful of people in it so much more calmer.

Yes M and S is just as chaotic as tescos at lunch times when I used to get sandwiches , just more expensive .

The other great thing about waitrose is,because there is less people in there ,the car park is never ever full and I never have to park my car right at the back of the carpark because I worry about some idiot with no driving skills bumping it .Always loads of spaces.

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Memo to me be even more alert about hints from escorts and to keep making sure they are comfortable. I guess he was thinking about himself and not enough about you.

As mentioned your only option is to tell him exactly what to do and when and explain the consequences. Forget taking food, take a riding crop.

"You see this riding crop? I get hungry especially after sex. If you don't supply me with enough food your bottom will be very sorry!"

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If I see someone running around Aldi in a dressing gown with a stiffy and a basket with olives and cold meats in it, I will know Xenia is in town.

It sounds like he is very much the loser in this lover's tiff. £6 worth of shopping for 3-4 hours of Xenia's time sounds like the bargain of the year.

Yes, well sort of yes to your question Xenia. Something very trivial has changed with one of my regular ladies, and it has sort of prevented me going back to see her recently. It is nothing she has done or said, but it is a slight change in her physical appearance which has put me off for a while.

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We never go for a dinner in the evening with above client, though I do bring some snacky but very nice things, we do a "mini table" and scoff it during the night.

Well: last time he booked a hotel it was next door to Aldi! I did hinted to him in the morning, that he can pop there and get some: Sliced Serano ham, Milano Salami, some cheese, tomatoes, olives, etc.... Going to cost him £5-£6 at the most. I will be so happy,If he did done that. If he did, that for an extra of his £5 expendeture, I might will stay for an another 4 hours! lol. (Exellent VFM, IMHO, lol) But he did not. :P

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The idea of an overnight , starting at 6.00 pm and not including dinner seems off the wall to me--- thats one of the main reasons for wanting an overnight fgs ! If the guy cant do something properly then he shouldnt be doing it at all. But xenia I am a little confused because apparently he did precisley the same thing before - failed to get any breakfast for the two of you ( in aldi ) so really your cards were marked here. He souinds like a cheapskate.Even thinking that a girl would not require a breakfast in the morning ( not having had a dinner the previous evening ) is unthinkable. Wonder if he was worried that eating would destroy the effect of his viagra ? :)

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If I see someone running around Aldi in a dressing gown with a stiffy and a basket with olives and cold meats in it, I will know Xenia is in town.

It sounds like he is very much the loser in this lover's tiff. £6 worth of shopping for 3-4 hours of Xenia's time sounds like the bargain of the year.

Yes, well sort of yes to your question Xenia. Something very trivial has changed with one of my regular ladies, and it has sort of prevented me going back to see her recently. It is nothing she has done or said, but it is a slight change in her physical appearance which has put me off for a while.

C'mon Z, spill the beans ! Let me guess --- she cut her hair short . Hate tha'!:)

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Judging by your previous posts and your highly developed ability to take offence at tomatoes that fail to meet your standards, it is hard to imagine that your client would have managed to get it right without explicit instructions. This would have course have ruined the mood, with predictable results.

You are afflicted with the curse of being high maintenance :)

You can hardly call her high maintenance asking for breakfast from Aldi?

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No, its nothing to do with a sexual part of the appointment! :)

Little story first. (ok, maybe not so little)

I have a regular client (very nice guy and all that, otherwise he would not be a regular) with whom recently I had an overnight (or rather 20 hours: from 6pm until 11am) 17 hours for a vastly reduced rate.

Even for a vastly reduced rate, we agreed to stay together in a hotel until 3pm (not until 11am) and he booked late check out.

The reason I did not stayed until 3pm very simple: I've got hungry! Simply: mega mega starving! When I am hungry: I ve got a headache (real one!), I am in a terrible mood, and basically I can not function.

We never go for a dinner in the evening with above client, though I do bring some snacky but very nice things, we do a "mini table" and scoff it during the night.

Well: last time he booked a hotel it was next door to Aldi! I did hinted to him in the morning, that he can pop there and get some: Sliced Serano ham, Milano Salami, some cheese, tomatoes, olives, etc.... Going to cost him £5-£6 at the most. I will be so happy,If he did done that. If he did, that for an extra of his £5 expendeture, I might will stay for an another 4 hours! lol. (Exellent VFM, IMHO, lol) But he did not. :P

Of course when I mentioned this him, when I am about to leave, (in a jokeish way), he was ready to run to Aldi and get most of the items in stock I wanted to, but moment and time is passed by then. Every girl want a guy to do it for them, not asked/suggested/hinted/reminded/.

I dunno, why I am posting it. I just think that majority of British guys just've no idea, and in Russia we always thought that Brits are Gentelamen. Not so. :-(

I would not post that, if I have not been to Ukraine recently and comparing men there and here. Just because it was "paid for meeting

" its irrelavant.

Question to the girls: did you ever decided to part on the long appointment with a guy who you know for a while, because of some unsingificant thing? (not just because you hungry, lol, which is in my case).

Same guestion for a guys.

Xenia forgive me changing the subject but what do you DO in the room for all those hours? (apart from scoffing from your "mini table" lol)

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C'mon Z, spill the beans ! Let me guess --- she cut her hair short . Hate tha'!:)

Nothing to do with her hair.

You have three more guesses.

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You can hardly call her high maintenance asking for breakfast from Aldi?

Well it's a step up from Lidl.

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It was rather thoughtless of him not to offer you dinner or even breakfast. Manners had obviously escaped him!

Even if you had not been hungry, it would have been a nice gesture for him to offer. With an overnight, a meal is always on offer if the date starts early evening. As for breakfast, that just goes without saying. You can not expect to be rampant all night and not be starving come dawn :)

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Question to the girls: did you ever decided to part on the long appointment with a guy who you know for a while, because of some unsingificant thing? (not just because you hungry, lol, which is in my case).

Same guestion for a guys.

This question has got me stumped - I recall a client giving me the huff and me leaving not too pleased but can not for the life of me remember what exactly brought it on. We still see each other now and again - maybe next time we meet I will have to ask but he probably wouldn't remember either. :)

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This question has got me stumped - I recall a client giving me the huff and me leaving not too pleased but can not for the life of me remember what exactly brought it on. We still see each other now and again - maybe next time we meet I will have to ask but he probably wouldn't remember either. :)

There is also a good chance that he never even realised!

S x:p

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