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A parlour girl told me today that she should start getting busy when ramadam is over.

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RamadaN

Not sure what the thread is about though... :(

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For those of you who are unaware of Ramadan, this link may help.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramadan

Different countries do abide to the 'rules' slightly differently. However in the Middle East at the moment it's 40 deg plus, so it aint gonna be pleasant......!

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Muslims are not allowed sex during the month of Ramadan. I guess the WG has alot of Muslim clients

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allowed....

Why cant they have sex?

and does that include oral in case they ingest fluids?

ewwww

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This thread is bizarre!

Or am I missing something? :(

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Not allowed to have sex from sunrise to sunset with your wife/husband during ramadan.

Not allowed to have sex outside wedlock at all times. :(

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This thread is bizarre!

Or am I missing something? :(

My thoughts exactly. ;)

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Not sure why it's bizarre...? Ramadan is a very important part of Muslim life and you try not eating or drinking during the hours of daylight, and then having good sex! I'm not Muslim myself, but it's gonna affect you desire for sex.......

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Not sure why it's bizarre...? Ramadan is a very important part of Muslim life and you try not eating or drinking during the hours of daylight, and then having good sex! I'm not Muslim myself, but it's gonna affect you desire for sex.......

But a devout Muslim wouldn't shag WGs. :(

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But a devout Muslim wouldn't shag WGs. :(

But not every Muslim (or Christian or Jew etc) is neccessarily devout. I'd hazard a guess but I reckon there are plenty of Christians or Jews for example who may attend a church or synagogue but also visit escorts.

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Obeying the no food and drink is a very public act and therefore every Muslim has to comply. Where as "shagging WGs", tends to be private afair. As in all walks of life "WGs" are in every country and culture.... We all wander from the flock at times.

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Obeying the no food and drink is a very public act and therefore every Muslim has to comply. Where as "shagging WGs", tends to be private afair. As in all walks of life "WGs" are in every country and culture.... We all wander from the flock at times.

Well, if they're shagging outside of wedlock, what does it matter whether it's Ramadan or not?

As for not being able to shag during daylight hours, it's dark here now and has been for a while...

Muslims! Move to the north of Scotland. Sunrise and Sunset are only a few hours apart at this time of the year.

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What does it matter whether it's Ramadan or not?

;)

Because during Ramadan they're too tired / starved to have as good a sex drive as outside Ramadam. Why's this so difficult to understand? :(

Try eating and drinking nothing tomorrow (including water), and see if you fancy a, 2 hour, full on, sex session, at about 7 pm? - Bet you're not at your best.

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During the imfamous recent test matches between England and Pakistan, can someone please tell me what the Pakistani team did at 12.00 during the drinks break, at 13.00-13.40 during the lunch break, at 14.40 during the drinks break, at 15.40-16.00 during the tea break, and at 17.00 during the drinks break.

Anyone saying "phoned their bookmaker" goes on to the naughty step.

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Not an expert, but if you're 'working away from home' you're allowed to not observe the Ramadan rules for that period. Also for sickness and other things..... Normally you have to make up these days, but it's up to the religious leaders to state, what is, or is not, allowed.....

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Just advertise a free cheeseburger and fries with every shag.

Muslims will come running in their droves :(;):)

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Not sure why it's bizarre...? Ramadan is a very important part of Muslim life and you try not eating or drinking during the hours of daylight, and then having good sex! I'm not Muslim myself, but it's gonna affect you desire for sex.......

Its bizarre because the OP leads you to believe he is going to follow this up with something that isn't as random as his opening line.

So he knows a WG with lots of Muslim punters. And? ... :(

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whoa, black betty (bam-A-lam)

oooppsss. sorrrry thought it read Ram Jam :(

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But a devout Muslim wouldn't shag WGs. :(

All us law biding citizens wouldn't shag WGs either

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All us law biding citizens wouldn't shag WGs either

Why not? It's perfectly legal.

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Not sure why Ramadan would be a particularly busy period...

The no sex rule only applies between sunrise and sunset, how exactly does this cause an increase in demand for prostitutes?

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A religious wife/SO and a less religious man who has daytime 'needs'?

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Isn't there some small print about women being able to eat when the painters are in for the week? Surely that'd be the perfect time to.... oh.

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Not an expert, but if you're 'working away from home' you're allowed to not observe the Ramadan rules for that period. Also for sickness and other things..... Normally you have to make up these days, but it's up to the religious leaders to state, what is, or is not, allowed.....

I cant understand why the Pakistan cricket team decided to tour England during Ramadan. I know they get exemptions if the are travelling but it just seems to me to be bad planning. Some of the team must be be quite devout Muslims. You cant be out on the field playing cricket for 8 hours a day without the need for water.

Sky Sports reported that pizzas were seen to be delivered to their hotel!!!!

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