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Sexy Bums

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A few days ago I was following one of my favourite ladies (she knows who she is!!) up the stair case of her Stately Home of Punting and I remarked on the way her bum wiggled in such a sexy fashion. She told me that she had never had lessons in bum wiggling.

How do ladies learn how to wiggle their bums so sexily?

Answers on a postcard please.

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A few days ago I was following one of my favourite ladies (she knows who she is!!) up the stair case of her Stately Home of Punting and I remarked on the way her bum wiggled in such a sexy fashion. She told me that she had never had lessons in bum wiggling.

How do ladies learn how to wiggle their bums so sexily?

Answers on a postcard please.

They dont --- its pretty much a lost art in these here parts.:eek:

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best done in heels but we don't learn we just do LOL :eek::eek:

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Allegedly, Marylin Monroe always cut one of her heels down so her wiggle was more pronounced.

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Perhaps being a WG should be actively promoted as a career for anyone with Limb Length Discrepency ?

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Preferably the wiggling should be done wearing stilettos and seamed stockings mmmmmm ! :eek:

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Wiggles are dangerous and only licensed practitioners should be allowed to deploy.

Let's keep death, especially mine, off the roads.

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I think all wiggles should legally require a giggle too.xx

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I think all wiggles should legally require a giggle too.xx

one of the finest sights in punting is climbing the stairs at mke behind chloe :eek:

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one of the finest sights in punting is climbing the stairs at mke behind chloe :eek:

Lol, why thankyou.

Only so long as you have a keen eye on me incase i tip the balance, i have been known to come back down them with a bump.xx

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Allegedly, Marylin Monroe always cut one of her heels down so her wiggle was more pronounced.

"Like jello on springs"

(Jack Lemmon referring to Monroe's walk in "Some Like It Hot")

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It's all in the hips:D

Remind me to inspect your hips next time we meet

P x

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Yup.

I live in a hilly town - just love following young mums uphill with push chairs. The shoulders are immobilised and the hips do it all!

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Women are masters of the wiggle especially when they are wearing sexy clothes and feeling good.

Shelly

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Women are masters of the wiggle especially when they are wearing sexy clothes and feeling good.

Shelly

Surely mistresses?

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best done in heels but we don't learn we just do LOL :eek::eek:

It's both the hips & the heels, but heels do play a major role...Severe distraction for me while walking on the road...

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The Scots ladies are good at wiggling their bums

See www.albaladies.com

Am I right?

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Check this video by the way. Bum all the way....... :P

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i've never seen myself walking from behind so no idea if I wiggle as I walk (is that like whistling while you work?)

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How do ladies learn how to wiggle their bums so sexily?

Answers on a postcard please.

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Haven't got a clue. I am still trying to learn to walk in heels without falling over!

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Mike has, perhaps inadvertently, hit the nail on the head.

The bum I was following (when I posted the start of this thread) belongs to the lovely Ruth!

She has posted on the thread; I hope she recognised the origin.

Make tracks to see her in the flesh guys.

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