Frank Smith

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I seem to come across a lot of profiles on the other site where the lady in questions spends more time and most of her page talking about the stuff she does not do. Does this put you of slightly?

I found this section of a profile on the other site of a girl i was interested in seeing, but this entire section killed the mood quite significanty:

A. I DO LOVE to kiss, gentle slow kissing with a light use of tongue. A tongue being thrust into my mouth & flicking about like a washing machine on spin is not a turn on for me. You are paying for my time not items therefore KISSING Is at my discretion and if you have a full beard or bad breath I may decline politely.

PLEASE NOTE: Like you i'm turned on by people who stimulate me mentally. If your focus is entirely on sex, what I wear and how you can control all the possible variables before we even meet we are NOT going to click. Conversely if once we meet, you lay on the bed like a fish on the slab waiting for me to do all the work and put no effort in to seduce me in the way I will you, then you will not get the best out of me. I see our meeting as a two-way blind date, it should be approached naturally, with anticipation, respect and perhaps a little mystery… Yes, my profile and personal website are meant to appeal to your visual nature but at the same time my brains and company are just as valuable and I do not wish to be treated as a doll. There are plenty of women who only escort as a job for money. When I am totally turned on (not just manually tweaked and prodded or stroked out of going thru the motions) I am unbelievably horny & enthusiastic!

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Not 'slightly'

TOTALLY

Profiles like this sound more like the kind of 'tick box' list of requirements you'd find on a dating agency profile.

I'm more interested in whether a wg fulfils MY requirements, not whether I fulfil hers.

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She is simply hinting at how you can maximise the experience and enjoy your time together. I mean you're guaranteed a shag, but here is a road map to getting a great one.

Sounds like a pretty good girl to me.

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I seem to come across a lot of profiles on the other site where the lady in questions spends more time and most of her page talking about the stuff she does not do. Does this put you of slightly?

I found this section of a profile on the other site of a girl i was interested in seeing, but this entire section killed the mood quite significanty:

A. I DO LOVE to kiss, gentle slow kissing with a light use of tongue. A tongue being thrust into my mouth & flicking about like a washing machine on spin is not a turn on for me. You are paying for my time not items therefore KISSING Is at my discretion and if you have a full beard or bad breath I may decline politely.

PLEASE NOTE: Like you i'm turned on by people who stimulate me mentally. If your focus is entirely on sex, what I wear and how you can control all the possible variables before we even meet we are NOT going to click. Conversely if once we meet, you lay on the bed like a fish on the slab waiting for me to do all the work and put no effort in to seduce me in the way I will you, then you will not get the best out of me. I see our meeting as a two-way blind date, it should be approached naturally, with anticipation, respect and perhaps a little mystery… Yes, my profile and personal website are meant to appeal to your visual nature but at the same time my brains and company are just as valuable and I do not wish to be treated as a doll. There are plenty of women who only escort as a job for money. When I am totally turned on (not just manually tweaked and prodded or stroked out of going thru the motions) I am unbelievably horny & enthusiastic!

Yes Frank, whilst your example I think is actually not too bad I know what you mean and have come across profiles with lots of 'rules and regulations ' which is very off -putting. This probably comes from WGs who have built up experience and want to cut down on stuff that annoys and niggles them. Much of it probably makes good sense but it can come across as hard and unwelcoming and many choices are not made on logic but on just a nice relaxed and easy feeling that you get when reading a lady's profile.

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I seem to come across a lot of profiles on the other site where the lady in questions spends more time and most of her page talking about the stuff she does not do. Does this put you of slightly?

I found this section of a profile on the other site of a girl i was interested in seeing, but this entire section killed the mood quite significanty:

A. I DO LOVE to kiss, gentle slow kissing with a light use of tongue. A tongue being thrust into my mouth & flicking about like a washing machine on spin is not a turn on for me. You are paying for my time not items therefore KISSING Is at my discretion and if you have a full beard or bad breath I may decline politely.

PLEASE NOTE: Like you i'm turned on by people who stimulate me mentally. If your focus is entirely on sex, what I wear and how you can control all the possible variables before we even meet we are NOT going to click. Conversely if once we meet, you lay on the bed like a fish on the slab waiting for me to do all the work and put no effort in to seduce me in the way I will you, then you will not get the best out of me. I see our meeting as a two-way blind date, it should be approached naturally, with anticipation, respect and perhaps a little mystery… Yes, my profile and personal website are meant to appeal to your visual nature but at the same time my brains and company are just as valuable and I do not wish to be treated as a doll. There are plenty of women who only escort as a job for money. When I am totally turned on (not just manually tweaked and prodded or stroked out of going thru the motions) I am unbelievably horny & enthusiastic!

I like the sound of this :D:D

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but this entire section killed the mood quite significanty:

But that is a good thing surely?

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I recognise that profile. Put the effort in, she is worth it.

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She is simply hinting at how you can maximise the experience and enjoy your time together. I mean you're guaranteed a shag, but here is a road map to getting a great one.

Sounds like a pretty good girl to me.

Are you serious?

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Are you serious?

I really can't say whether he was serious, but I most certainly share his expressed view!

If you want a 15minute quickie, there are women who will, I understand, oblige you, but if you want a gfe, then this WG, at least suggests that she is up for it!

I've made my next booking, but if I hadn't I might well PM the OP asking for further and better particulars of the lady in question!

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I'm divided on this one. I've seen a lot lot worse 'negative profiles' (real laundry lists of what will do and won't, see and won't see) but in principle I see nothing wrong with an escort expressing what she thinks will help the meeting go better. The slight issue I have with the OP's example, like others I've seen, is that it can come across a little pompous or precious. Like the escort is doing the punter a huge favour. I think if it had been a little funnier or wittier might be more attractive.

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I seem to come across a lot of profiles on the other site where the lady in questions spends more time and most of her page talking about the stuff she does not do. Does this put you of slightly?

I found this section of a profile on the other site of a girl i was interested in seeing, but this entire section killed the mood quite significanty:

A. I DO LOVE to kiss, gentle slow kissing with a light use of tongue. A tongue being thrust into my mouth & flicking about like a washing machine on spin is not a turn on for me. You are paying for my time not items therefore KISSING Is at my discretion and if you have a full beard or bad breath I may decline politely.

PLEASE NOTE: Like you i'm turned on by people who stimulate me mentally. If your focus is entirely on sex, what I wear and how you can control all the possible variables before we even meet we are NOT going to click. Conversely if once we meet, you lay on the bed like a fish on the slab waiting for me to do all the work and put no effort in to seduce me in the way I will you, then you will not get the best out of me. I see our meeting as a two-way blind date, it should be approached naturally, with anticipation, respect and perhaps a little mystery… Yes, my profile and personal website are meant to appeal to your visual nature but at the same time my brains and company are just as valuable and I do not wish to be treated as a doll. There are plenty of women who only escort as a job for money. When I am totally turned on (not just manually tweaked and prodded or stroked out of going thru the motions) I am unbelievably horny & enthusiastic!

Have you got a beard per chance?

I actually quite like the sound of her and she is giving an indication of what she wants. If I like the look of someone and they list what they like (and don't like) then I would be happy to try and oblige.

With regards to girls who give a sharp Q&A along the lines of

Q) Do you offer 9 minute anal bareback car meets which I can film for £40?

A) NOOOOO!!!!! IIII DDDOOOO NNNOOOTTTTT!!!

Then I can understand that as from what I can gather a lot of girls get emailed pointless questions.

The guy wants to make out out they are booking them and then ask a negative question so that the girl says no to them. i.e. if the profile says oral is covered, the guy will ask for cim, which the girl doesn't do and turns him down. Cybering basically

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I seem to come across a lot of profiles on the other site where the lady in questions spends more time and most of her page talking about the stuff she does not do. Does this put you of slightly?

I found this section of a profile on the other site of a girl i was interested in seeing, but this entire section killed the mood quite significanty:

A. I DO LOVE to kiss, gentle slow kissing with a light use of tongue. A tongue being thrust into my mouth & flicking about like a washing machine on spin is not a turn on for me. You are paying for my time not items therefore KISSING Is at my discretion and if you have a full beard or bad breath I may decline politely.

PLEASE NOTE: Like you i'm turned on by people who stimulate me mentally. If your focus is entirely on sex, what I wear and how you can control all the possible variables before we even meet we are NOT going to click. Conversely if once we meet, you lay on the bed like a fish on the slab waiting for me to do all the work and put no effort in to seduce me in the way I will you, then you will not get the best out of me. I see our meeting as a two-way blind date, it should be approached naturally, with anticipation, respect and perhaps a little mystery… Yes, my profile and personal website are meant to appeal to your visual nature but at the same time my brains and company are just as valuable and I do not wish to be treated as a doll. There are plenty of women who only escort as a job for money. When I am totally turned on (not just manually tweaked and prodded or stroked out of going thru the motions) I am unbelievably horny & enthusiastic!

Surely if it turns you off, the lady has achieved her goal ie you are the type she does not want to see. It makes more sense than the usual bollocks on that site, at least she is being honest. After all, there are endless complaints about those who say they do when they don't.

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Have you got a beard per chance?

I actually quite like the sound of her and she is giving an indication of what she wants. If I like the look of someone and they list what they like (and don't like) then I would be happy to try and oblige.

With regards to girls who give a sharp Q&A along the lines of

Q) Do you offer 9 minute anal bareback car meets which I can film for £40?

A) NOOOOO!!!!! IIII DDDOOOO NNNOOOTTTTT!!!

Then I can understand that as from what I can gather a lot of girls get emailed pointless questions.

The guy wants to make out out they are booking them and then ask a negative question so that the girl says no to them. i.e. if the profile says oral is covered, the guy will ask for cim, which the girl doesn't do and turns him down. Cybering basically

This girl just came across a bit agressive. Here is another example when he is asked about what races she sees. Instead of just saying something simple like she has no problem with anyone as long as they are polite, she writes...

Q. DO RACE / YOUTH MATTER? A. NO they don't (as long as you are over 18) BUT attitude and manners DO! If you give me street talk as if you are from the ghetto or send emails that are not polite, I will not see you! "Can i see you now" is not acceptable without a PLEASE on the end of the sentence! If you do not treat me with respect & try your best to actually seduce rather than repel me how do you expect me to become excited & intimate with you? I do not have a racist bone in my body my only intolerance is for idiots : )

Just very intimidating. He'll, I'm quite a shy guy when it comes to punting and I just will be constantly thinking twice about what I say to this girl.

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This girl just came across a bit agressive. Here is another example when he is asked about what races she sees. Instead of just saying something simple like she has no problem with anyone as long as they are polite, she writes...

Q. DO RACE / YOUTH MATTER? A. NO they don't (as long as you are over 18) BUT attitude and manners DO! If you give me street talk as if you are from the ghetto or send emails that are not polite, I will not see you! "Can i see you now" is not acceptable without a PLEASE on the end of the sentence! If you do not treat me with respect & try your best to actually seduce rather than repel me how do you expect me to become excited & intimate with you? I do not have a racist bone in my body my only intolerance is for idiots : )

Just very intimidating. He'll, I'm quite a shy guy when it comes to punting and I just will be constantly thinking twice about what I say to this girl.

Yep Frank, on balance I think you are right. You want to relax on a punt, not walk the tightrope of doos and donts !

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Just very intimidating.

Or alternatively very informative and giving you every chance to come to a reasonable and informed decision, because without evidence to the contrary one has to believe that what is written is a fair representation of her "attitude", assuming that "attitude" is going to go a long way in determining, from your perspective, the quality of any possible punt, does it not make sense that you know what that "attitude" is before handing over any money rather than after?

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Or alternatively very informative and giving you every chance to come to a reasonable and informed decision, because without evidence to the contrary one has to believe that what is written is a fair representation of her "attitude", assuming that "attitude" is going to go a long way in determining, from your perspective, the quality of any possible punt, does it not make sense that you know what that "attitude" is before handing over any money rather than after?

Just makes things more confusing for me. This gir in particular, as someone said before, makes it out like she is doing us a huge favour. If you dont do something, just say so. I don't see the need to stress it in such a forward manner

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Just makes things more confusing for me.

Hmmmmmmmmm, I must be missing something as I can't see how you could possibly be confused, punting is supposed to be a pleasurable experience, you are getting a lot of negative vibes from her written presentation, where is the confusion?

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This girl just came across a bit agressive. Here is another example when he is asked about what races she sees. Instead of just saying something simple like she has no problem with anyone as long as they are polite, she writes...

Q. DO RACE / YOUTH MATTER? A. NO they don't (as long as you are over 18) BUT attitude and manners DO! If you give me street talk as if you are from the ghetto or send emails that are not polite, I will not see you! "Can i see you now" is not acceptable without a PLEASE on the end of the sentence! If you do not treat me with respect & try your best to actually seduce rather than repel me how do you expect me to become excited & intimate with you? I do not have a racist bone in my body my only intolerance is for idiots : )

Just very intimidating. He'll, I'm quite a shy guy when it comes to punting and I just will be constantly thinking twice about what I say to this girl.

The bizarre thing is, from what she is saying, you are the kind of guy she is looking to see. You certainly dont give it street talk and you sound very respectful.

She sounds like she has had some bad experiences and probably hates the time wasters who probably frustrate her and lose her money.

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I've looked at profiles like this and decided that it's just not worth the risk. The girl may have a valid point, but there are ways to position it and ways not to - a rant is going to scare honest punters away, simple.

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Hmmmmmmmmm, I must be missing something as I can't see how you could possibly be confused, punting is supposed to be a pleasurable experience, you are getting a lot of negative vibes from her written presentation, where is the confusion?

I mean in the sense I would be second guessing myself all the time like I am looking out for her needs and not mine. When I punt, of course you want tom ake the lady feel good but you are primarily thinking of yourself I guess. If I'm was going to see this chick, I would be worried about whether she wants to kiss me, whether she wants me all over her or there in the first place.

I have had ladies with that attitude of simply waiting until it is over with a frown on their face.

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I mean in the sense I would be second guessing myself all the time like I am looking out for her needs and not mine. When I punt, of course you want tom ake the lady feel good but you are primarily thinking of yourself I guess. If I'm was going to see this chick, I would be worried about whether she wants to kiss me, whether she wants me all over her or there in the first place.

I am guessing that what you describe is not exactly your idea of an ideal punt? If that is the case then I still cannot see where your confusion lies, surely you just say to yourself "She is not for me" (with or without a slightly perplexed shrug) and you find another who you think might be better suited to your requirements.

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The bizarre thing is, from what she is saying, you are the kind of guy she is looking to see. You certainly dont give it street talk and you sound very respectful.

Really? Not according to this post, IMHO. (even if she "does not mind")

Nina is right: she is trying to achieve to minimase potentially undesirable clients who about to contact her, and according to this thread quite successfully too! :D

I do agree with a Kino, that she could put it more wittier and with some humour at least, not like some dry schollteacher with a pointers, while scratching her feet blisters under the desk.

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Really? Not according to this post, IMHO. (even if she "does not mind")

Nina is right: she is trying to achieve to minimase potentially undesirable clients who about to contact her, and according to this thread quite successfully too! :(

I do agree with a Kino, that she could put it more wittier and with some humour at least, not like some dry schollteacher with a pointers, while scratching her feet blisters under the desk.

Frank, this is Houston calling -- we have a problem !!

Xenia, did you ever work for the KGB ? Maybe you work for MI5 ! :D

btw -- still the best pic on the web !

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Really? Not according to this post, IMHO. (even if she "does not mind")

Nina is right: she is trying to achieve to minimase potentially undesirable clients who about to contact her, and according to this thread quite successfully too! :D

I do agree with a Kino, that she could put it more wittier and with some humour at least, not like some dry schollteacher with a pointers, while scratching her feet blisters under the desk.

Hey, that was pretty much the only way to describe without beating around the bush and using pointless euphemisms.

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Really? Not according to this post, IMHO. (even if she "does not mind")

Nina is right: she is trying to achieve to minimase potentially undesirable clients who about to contact her, and according to this thread quite successfully too! :D

I do agree with a Kino, that she could put it more wittier and with some humour at least, not like some dry schollteacher with a pointers, while scratching her feet blisters under the desk.

Blimey, good spot. It's true what they say about women not forgetting. even so that's some hard drive you got in your head Xenia

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