Helen Jones

For the hard of thinking!

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Is it really worth escorts going to the trouble of putting information on site?

Seriously I'm not complaining anymore. I've come to expect and accept that not everyone reads everything- even the informative they may need to know.

Why do some readers not treat themselves to a think when reading a website. ?

Neither an I going to ask for the perfect website design or for the perfect photo pose, and I don't want examples of your fav WG site thankyou.

I just want to know why people don't seem to read websites:(

Do you go straight to the gallery and think 'al ave some'o dat....and begin dialling? or do you actually read descriptions, advice and instructions.?

How do you view a website ? Are you distracted by pictures on pages that dont need them? Is less better?

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oops wrong forum!

ROTFLOL

Didn't you read the instructions properly?

Google have the right idea. No distractions

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ROTFLOL

Didn't you read the instructions properly?

Google have the right idea. No distractions

Cheeky bugger! I have new nails and a tiny notepad keyboard :D and I think Natashas post made me think I was on the right page so there ! lol.

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oops wrong forum!

Brilliant :D

You know sometimes I get the devil in me and think shall I change my pages around? the prices on my gallery page, my faq on my prices page and my contact on my faq and the about me on my reviews page.

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I just want to know why people don't seem to read websites:(

I suppose the only answer has to be that "people's" (read "men's" here!!) brains hang between their legs!

Could you somehow hide the telephone number / e-mail address behind a maze, so that they have to demonstrate some intelligence to get it?

(Behavioural scientists test the ability of rats / monkeys / dogs to work out how to get the food prize? Ditto test the ability of punter to find way to reach Lady?)

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Haha you unlike me have well thought out your website, there is all information that anyone could possibly need :D

When in reality all is needed is one pic, price, phone number and email!

S x

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Haha you unlike me have well thought out your website, there is all information that anyone could possibly need :D

When in reality all is needed is one pic, price, phone number and email!

S x

Nor really ! Not if you want to good search engine placement ! and are trying to deter or attract client types.

but I know what you mean All you should need is some information and to make a yes or no decision. Thats how the female thought train works but we are dealing with men here..............and as you know the eye of the penis checks things out and filters all information before deciding whether to pass it on to the male brain.

Eureka !

Its the Penis that is feeble minded and its the penis that is impatient and pushes like a spoilt child, causing the host to press the buttons on the phone without giving the brain time to evaluate or take in anymore information.

Its like a little pink wrinkly alien sitting there in those Yfronts waiting for a chance to take control.

No wonder people call idiots "Pricks"

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Brilliant :D

You know sometimes I get the devil in me and think shall I change my pages around? the prices on my gallery page, my faq on my prices page and my contact on my faq and the about me on my reviews page.

Thats not a bad idea! Its similar to the way they stimulate monkeys in the zoo by hiding the food and making them work out where it is before they get it.

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Nor really ! Not if you want to good search engine placement ! and are trying to deter or attract client types.

but I know what you mean All you should need is some information and to make a yes or no decision. Thats how the female thought train works but we are dealing with men here..............and as you know the eye of the penis checks things out and filters all information before deciding whether to pass it on to the male brain.

Eureka !

Its the Penis that is feeble minded and its the penis that is impatient and pushes like a spoilt child, causing the host to press the buttons on the phone without giving the brain time to evaluate or take in anymore information.

Its like a little pink wrinkly alien sitting there in those Yfronts waiting for a chance to take control.

No wonder people call idiots "Pricks"

Only in certain men.

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Gor blimey luv, you should fink yerself lucky that a bloke takes time out of his incredibly complex and hard core schedule to actually fone a prozzie rather than ordering one up like a Pizza and throwing the box out of the winder!!

:D

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Is it really worth escorts going to the trouble of putting information on site?

Seriously I'm not complaining anymore. I've come to expect and accept that not everyone reads everything- even the informative they may need to know.

Why do some readers not treat themselves to a think when reading a website. ?

Neither an I going to ask for the perfect website design or for the perfect photo pose, and I don't want examples of your fav WG site thankyou.

I just want to know why people don't seem to read websites:(

Do you go straight to the gallery and think 'al ave some'o dat....and begin dialling? or do you actually read descriptions, advice and instructions.?

How do you view a website ? Are you distracted by pictures on pages that dont need them? Is less better?

Experience has taught me that the best idea you can get about whether or not a first time with an unfamiliar wg could be a good experience is by examining the following:

a) Are the website photos clear and genuine, and if so, do you initially fancy the girl ? A decent selection of clear, varied photos is very helpful.

:D Assuming the answers to (a) are 'yes' and 'yes' then are there enough positive reviews about this girl either on the website (again are they genuine reviews because they're on her page ?) or more importantly, IMO, on independent sites like 'punternet' ?

c) A list of her likes/dislikes is also a good indication of whether she could be for you or not

These days, I almost never book a wg I've never seen before unless I'm satisfied with points a) and particularly (:D above

Point © is usually covered by independent reviews anyhow

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Even if it is the wrong forum, its still an interesting topic!

From a punter viewpoint, in my case, it goes like this:

Search for 15 miles from nn1, female, incalls. This narrow it down a bit.

Look for new profiles (I think they are listed by most recent log on?).

If they offer cim or cim at descretion and 15 min quickie but have no phone number I usually send them an e-mail asking if they would do a 15 min oral only session with reverse O, owo, cim and swallow or snowball and if so for how much.

I describe myself and say that I am told that I am good with my tongue!

I ask if I can ring them and is so, can I have their number and what the best time would be.

If they don't show 15 min quickies, I ask if they would consider such.

I sign off 'Lol, hope to meet soon'.

Of perhaps 50 e-mails I've sent, most are deleted without even being opened (timewasters?), some are read but not responded to, the one's that have responded are the girls I have visited over the past years.

Its easy to miss something in a girls writeup and girls do make mistakes in their 'likes' list.

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Also, some hints and tips from a punter:

Title your pictures in your private gallery. Its not attractive seeing 'Me1', 'Me2', etc. Titling them 'My pussy', 'Me giving head', 'Swallowing cum', is much more likely to get a punter pay for the gallery.

Put a free video up, just a short one, giving the punter a quick taster.

Think about what you are putting up as 'likes', many times I've asked if a lady does something to be told she doesn't, even though its listed.

Don't write an essay, it makes it easy for us to miss things.

FAQs are good, it reinforces the 'likes' bit.

If you can, include your phone number!

Always reply to e-mails, even if its an autoreply, you can block timewasters, I believe?

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In pre-internet days, all this was moot. In early years of internet, rare to find reams of information and I guess even to this day 'too much info' can put some guys off reading. I guess things that always drove me were: photos (less photoshopped, the better) and stats. Was never really bothered by services (often unreliable) or reviews (ditto). I suppose part of the appeal of punting to me was the journey into unknown, with all attendant risks. And could afford to take hit if didn't work out. On one or two rare occasions, prompted to see indie escort because really enjoyed writing style and biog on website.

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I DO read a WGs site, fairly thoroughly, but I'm atypical because I'm looking for a lass I can have a laugh with as well as the other. The quality and style of her writing tells me a lot. My little head doesn't rule the big one because I generally make my bookings quite a while in advance.

In order of reading, it's

- Where is she

- What does she charge (this can rule a lady out pretty quickly -- not that I'm a huge VFM punter or anything, but some girls are out of my league)

- Her bio or "about me" page

- The gallery

- Services

- Do's and don'ts (this comes last because I know I'm unlikely to offend anyway)

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..............and as you know the eye of the penis checks things out and filters all information before deciding whether to pass it on to the male brain.

Eureka !

Its the Penis that is feeble minded and its the penis that is impatient and pushes like a spoilt child, causing the host to press the buttons on the phone without giving the brain time to evaluate or take in anymore information.

Its like a little pink wrinkly alien sitting there in those Yfronts waiting for a chance to take control.

No wonder people call idiots "Pricks"

Brilliant :D

You know sometimes I get the devil in me and think shall I change my pages around? the prices on my gallery page, my faq on my prices page and my contact on my faq and the about me on my reviews page.

Thats not a bad idea! Its similar to the way they stimulate monkeys in the zoo by hiding the food and making them work out where it is before they get it.

:D:eek: Jeez, I dunno ! You girls should get together with Mrs.Divine. How come you all have such a low opinion of men -- well at least men that punt.? And yet I constantly hear individual girls say that 90% plus of the men they see are good guys !

A question for the guys. Do you agree with these ladies that you make stupid punting decisions on an ongoing basis because your cock cuts controls the brain ? Why do you think these ladies have such a low opinion of punters body politic ?

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:D:eek: Jeez, I dunno ! You girls should get together with Mrs.Divine. How come you all have such a low opinion of men -- well at least men that punt.? And yet I constantly hear individual girls say that 90% plus of the men they see are good guys !

A question for the guys. Do you agree with these ladies that you make stupid punting decisions on an ongoing basis because your cock cuts controls the brain ? Why do you think these ladies have such a low opinion of punters body politic ?

Mrs Divine does not have a low opinion of men, well apart from Mr D that is!! :D

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gentlemen: u must use all of your senses when punting :D:P:D:p

:D

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I suppose the only answer has to be that "people's" (read "men's" here!!) brains hang between their legs!

Could you somehow hide the telephone number / e-mail address behind a maze, so that they have to demonstrate some intelligence to get it?

(Behavioural scientists test the ability of rats / monkeys / dogs to work out how to get the food prize? Ditto test the ability of punter to find way to reach Lady?)

This seems a pretty intelligent idea. And properly treated, it could be quite fun! One would have to be a bit of a wizzard at websites (methinks) but one could imagine a variant of the buxom lasses on cards holding packs of nuts behind pub bars, revealing more with each pack sold.

As envisaged, one would have a suitable photo with the phone number strategically placed. Instead of the packs of nuts, one would have a few key but very simple multiple choice questions which must be correctly answered in the right order to reveal more of the escort concerned and...ultimately...the treasured phone number.

This could cover things like how far prepared to travel, notice required, doesn't do bareback, any other essentials. Yep, worth at least a dummy run to see whether it puts too many off?

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:D:eek: Jeez, I dunno ! You girls should get together with Mrs.Divine. How come you all have such a low opinion of men -- well at least men that punt.? And yet I constantly hear individual girls say that 90% plus of the men they see are good guys !

A question for the guys. Do you agree with these ladies that you make stupid punting decisions on an ongoing basis because your cock cuts controls the brain ? Why do you think these ladies have such a low opinion of punters body politic ?

Don't put words in my mouth I do not have such a low opinion of men who punt!

My post was lighthearted, you really need to chill out a bit and see the lighter side of things.

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I work in insurance.

do people read the stuff on our car insurance website?

do they f*ck!

wg sites are not unique!

simples.........

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