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Police protection?

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The Old Bill have instituted a very useful service in Wanstead. They will escort you home after you visit the cash-point to ensure that you don't get mugged- http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23686117-details/'Cashpoint+cops'+escort+customers+home+from+banks/article.do Now suppose that Jacqui's bill becomes law and I decide to visit an escort. I can go to the cash-point, collect the funds and accept police protection for journey to her flat, where I'm sure the constable will be able to express a view on whether or not she is controlled for gain. If he thinks so, then I'll cancel the punt and avoid committing a crime, leaving the lady with the option of suing the police for a defamation that has caused a demonstrable loss of earnings. I, still with my police protection, will proceed to the next lady until he assures me that I'm entering a legitimate transaction. It'll be a hoot. And no risk of being mugged.

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I can go to the cash-point, collect the funds and accept police protection for journey to her flat

Hmmmmmm, that might only be suitable if you know the address :-

"Escorts from the police can only be made from the bank and then you will be escorted STRAIGHT HOME on foot, unfortunately the police cannot do your shopping with you."

They might not go much on you flitting from checkpoint to checkpoint if the lady has something of a complicated "address" routine.

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They might not go much on you flitting from checkpoint to checkpoint if the lady has something of a complicated "address" routine.

I do take your point, and the quote, but they'll soon get used to old grannies saying 'Oooooh just need to slip into the shops here, won't be a minute etc etc.' It'll grind them down....

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Escort you home because you have a few £ notes?

That Landan place sounds lovely and proper friendly guv' - any chance of having the 2012 Olympics there to show that cockney sparrer chumminess off to the world?

*Al Murray says...2012 -Its gonna be a bit shit"

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Only works for home outcalls, then....

Could the WG get the same office rto escort (hoho) her back to the bank to deposit the loot?

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