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How close have you got to finding your perfect girl?

You know, the girl who presses all your buttons, in just the right way. And if not, do you think you'll ever meet her?

I haven't. I guess the closest I've got is around 70%. Personally I don't think I'll ever meet her, and I'm not sure I'll find a girl to beat that 70% now, although that's not going to stop me looking.

And for the girls, have you ever met a punter who you would describe as your perfect punter (apart from paying promptly, of course, Lol)?

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How close have you got to finding your perfect girl?

You know, the girl who presses all your buttons, in just the right way. And if not, do you think you'll ever meet her?

I haven't. I guess the closest I've got is around 70%. Personally I don't think I'll ever meet her, and I'm not sure I'll find a girl to beat that 70% now, although that's not going to stop me looking.

And for the girls, have you ever met a punter who you would describe as your perfect punter (apart from paying promptly, of course, Lol)?

Yes I have but always looking for 110% perfection so the search goes on

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How close have you got to finding your perfect girl?

You know, the girl who presses all your buttons, in just the right way. And if not, do you think you'll ever meet her?

I haven't. I guess the closest I've got is around 70%. Personally I don't think I'll ever meet her, and I'm not sure I'll find a girl to beat that 70% now, although that's not going to stop me looking.

And for the girls, have you ever met a punter who you would describe as your perfect punter (apart from paying promptly, of course, Lol)?

I have and I married her. Lucky me.

I am sure Mrs Divine would have answered the same from a WG's point of view. Don't worry luv I've done it for you........what's that you.....steak and chips with a cold beer and what?.....a blow job too.....be through in a minute.

Sorry chaps gotta go some of us have it tough.

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I first started punting in parlours in 1991. Within a couple of years I was punting 3 or 4 times a week, sometimes with the same girls and sometimes with new girls. I had some great times and some pretty bad ones.

In 2004 I met the best girl I've ever come across, in a parlour. I knew from the first meeting that she was the one. Even then (2004) I can remember JRC saying on the board that I was getting a bit obsessed with her.

We went on holiday together a couple of times. I bailed her out financially on many occasions. I met her parents and went to the pub with her dad.

She moved in with me for about 4 months in 2007/8 and a lot of her stuff is still here.

The truth is I was never "boyfriend material" not least because I was too nice to her - not to mention being older, and countless other reasons. She told me that her dad said that she'd never find anyone as nice as me.

She wasn't perfect though. She had a drug problem and an inbuilt self-destruct mechanism. The trouble is that it took me 18 months to find out, by which time I was already hooked.

She's now living with a heroin addict in a sink estate. He doesn't work and has been in and out of prison since his teens and regularly uses her as a punch-bag. He did on one occasion make a complaint to the police about me, saying that when she lived with me I beat her, drugged her, raped her, imprisoned her and forced her to work as a prostitute, and that I tried to kill him by running him down with my "Jag", and stole her car (which in fact is mine). The police showed me his statement. It was hilarious, full of inconsistencies and lies, and just got worse and worse. It wouldn't have surprised me if he had said on the last page that I killed JFK in Dallas in 1963. It was that ridiculous. The police nearly charged him with wasting police time.

I still think about her quite often but it just wasn't to be :D.

Oh, yes.....and I'll never make that mistake again.

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I reckon I have come very close twice, both at the same agency a few months apart unfortunately they both left, one after I saw her twice and one after the first booking. And despite much searching I could not find them anywhere else so I am sure they both decided it was not for them or home life got in the way or whatever

The agency has a fairly high turnover so I'm pretty sure that's the case and not due to them having to see me :o

Both of them were fantastic and I would jump at the chance to see either of them again to find out if it would have still been as good had they stayed on.

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I first started punting in parlours in 1991. Within a couple of years I was punting 3 or 4 times a week, sometimes with the same girls and sometimes with new girls. I had some great times and some pretty bad ones.

In 2004 I met the best girl I've ever come across, in a parlour. I knew from the first meeting that she was the one. Even then (2004) I can remember JRC saying on the board that I was getting a bit obsessed with her.

We went on holiday together a couple of times. I bailed her out financially on many occasions. I met her parents and went to the pub with her dad.

She moved in with me for about 4 months in 2007/8 and a lot of her stuff is still here.

The truth is I was never "boyfriend material" not least because I was too nice to her - not to mention being older, and countless other reasons. She told me that her dad said that she'd never find anyone as nice as me.

She wasn't perfect though. She had a drug problem and an inbuilt self-destruct mechanism. The trouble is that it took me 18 months to find out, by which time I was already hooked.

She's now living with a heroin addict in a sink estate. He doesn't work and has been in and out of prison since his teens and regularly uses her as a punch-bag. He did on one occasion make a complaint to the police about me, saying that when she lived with me I beat her, drugged her, raped her, imprisoned her and forced her to work as a prostitute, and that I tried to kill him by running him down with my "Jag", and stole her car (which in fact is mine). The police showed me his statement. It was hilarious, full of inconsistencies and lies, and just got worse and worse. It wouldn't have surprised me if he had said on the last page that I killed JFK in Dallas in 1963. It was that ridiculous. The police nearly charged him with wasting police time.

I still think about her quite often but it just wasn't to be :o.

Oh, yes.....and I'll never make that mistake again.

Wow !!

What a story (yours, not that of the drug addled imbecile)

You could turn that into a movie or write a book !!

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How close have you got to finding your perfect girl?

You know, the girl who presses all your buttons, in just the right way. And if not, do you think you'll ever meet her?

I haven't. I guess the closest I've got is around 70%. Personally I don't think I'll ever meet her, and I'm not sure I'll find a girl to beat that 70% now, although that's not going to stop me looking.

And for the girls, have you ever met a punter who you would describe as your perfect punter (apart from paying promptly, of course, Lol)?

I don't believe there is such a thing as a 'perfect girl' or person.

However, I've met and been with several who are just wonderful, sexy, beautiful, warm, smart, big hearted people that I'd happily form a 'serious relationship' with. (This includes my current partner of 6 years).

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If you mean perfect WG then I have come very close a couple of times. One in particular just seems to hit all the right buttons - it's that elusive 'chemistry' (or faked chemistry anyway :o) She is almost a perfect GFE apart from she doesn't do A levels... ;)

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I have the perfect Punter (Mxxxxxxx) he is the man, I think if we had met at a different time in our lives, without what we have now... We would be 91% perfect :o

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I'm not looking for a perfect girl, I'm looking for a randy one.

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I found the perfect girl. Literally the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in person; brazillian, petite but excellent body. I long to see her again but it will never happen. She was at one of those places which change the girl every day almost and when I called about her, I was told she went back to her country.

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Fortunately for my peace of mind, but not for my wallet, I have found the perfect WG thru this site. She brings me inner peace, transient happiness and the best blow jobs & sex I could possibly ask for. :o Now all I need is a lottery win, a 2nd home with her in it & life really will be perfect

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A few times, Emma of the Soho Cottage being the main one, if she'd kissed I'd have probably fallen in love with her - so it's probably for the best that she didn't! :o

Tabby at Giggles was absolutely lovely too, and a girl I saw in Kilburn once was fantastic as well...Alas both have now retired, but at least my bank balance has...Ah, no, well hey, I'm not in debt at least. ;)

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There is no such thing as a perfect person. The best any of us can hope for is that we will meet someone who is perfect for us at that particular time in our lives and our situations are compatible.

Now to work, the perfect punter, yes i have one in coventry, two in milton keynes.

Now by perfect i do not mean physically perfect obviously as i already said, no such human exists, but i mean we gel in the best way possible. We have the same sense of humour and are not afraid to use it just cos the willy and fanny are wanting center stage (although one of them is a tiny bit more reserved), they make me feel fabulous, they know what they are doing "down there". They are appreciative of me, sorry, we all have an ego somewhere in there that needs pampeing sometimes.

I am always without fail very very happy to see them (twisteds can calm down here as three of them regularly only see me for 30 mins and at a push 45 so no, they are not huge wads of walking cash to me).

They are open with me and enjoy telling me what the have been up to, where they took the wife, silly things that happened with their friends etc which, as a person, for some reason means quite a lot to me, they trust me enough that i know where they work and what they do.

They in turn know rather more about me than the rest of my clients (even though i am rather an open book).They always enquire after my children and any changes in my life that they knew about, they are concerned if things are not going my way and have offered to help if i ever need it (not financial cos i just wouldnt ask that of them even if they offered).

I think what makes them my perfect punters is that i have no doubt what so ever that even if they were not punters, were having rampant leg knackering sex all night and every night with thier wives, and i was not even their cup of tea, if we met in real life i just feel that we would get along like the proverbial house on fire and possibly even be firm friends.

Oh, yes i almost forgot...we always, but always shag like bunnies on the last day of mating season. Fabulous.xx

Now the perfunctory stuff, they have nice breath, they have immaculate willies, they are excellent kissers and so on and so on.

I recently in london met the perfect gentleman too, and lucky me, i met another one on an outcall recently. It was more than a pleasure.

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good grief, that was a long one, oopsy.xx

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I've nearly found her..... Just need to try one more though !!!

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To paraphrase a lady who used to post here under a different name:

Whilst I am looking for Miss Right, I shall have fun with Miss Right now!!

Listening to this................

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I've had sex with some truly model-gorgeous women doing this, and some of them were even fun to be with as well. However, I've come to realize that truly model-gorgeous women aren't actually what I need sexually... they're too fragile.

Now I'm on the lookout for someone a bit bigger-boned and well-muscled... like a gorgeously curvaceous female rugby player. But that's not something they're likely to stress on their web site. :o

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Oh Goodness,

If Diane of Bushey had proposed to me then Auntie and me might not still be together.

How close is that?

Uncle Pokey

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I only saw Kimberlee (Karen of Wales?) twice. She was my first escort. I was terrified the first time, not knowing what to expect. What I found was a beautiful lady in mind and body. We found a mutual interest in Terry Prachet's books. She will always be my "seamstress"

She left Southampton shortly after and to the best of my knowledge retired.

I often think of her and hope she is settled and happy.

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I don't want to find the perfect girl.. the thrill is in chasing.. search for the holy grail goes on .. and on..... :-)

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I've met a few women through punting who I truly adore and I would love to think that maybe they might think of me as a friend as well as a client sometimes.

One of these ladies I haven't seen in a sexual scenario in many many moons but we still meet up occasionally and chat about what we're each of us doing in our lives and I like to think that she knows that if she were ever to need a shoulder to cry on or just someone to chat to then she could call on me.

Another lady, I see as often as I am able (her working days don't always coincide with my non working days!). I've always felt that we get along very well in the room and she's always smiling when she sees me. Of course I would never know if that is the case every time she walks into the room with a new client, but deep down I do feel we have a connection on some level and she's always known right from our very first meeting all the right buttons to push with me! In fact, I don't know if she knows this but she is the ONLY woman ever (punting or personal life) to have got me off orally.

I hope I am still able to see them both for many many more years to come

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There's no such thing as the perfect wg. My wife is the closest woman I've found to perfection, but obviously she hasn't removed my need for variety!

Four years of regular punting has however allowed me to meet several wgs whose service rates at least 9/10, who are now on the shortlist for regular repeat visits.

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I was lucky, the third girl I ever saw was brilliant and I've being seeing her pretty regularly ever since. Sometimes I come away and think that was fantastic and it can never be that good again, but I keep going back and it's always great. I've seen lots of other girls and had some really good sessions, but none have ever quite matched my favourite girl, almost but not quite.

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