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I have been looking around the site for months now. Finally decided to join.

I am really worried about meeting an escort. Especially after watching the xfactor video with the angry girl from the massage parlor.

Are the girls that call themselves cultured etc. Telling the truth ?

I am not interested in a massage parlour or agency of any sort. I mean god forbid someone saw me going in. I know the daily mail have nailed people for this before.

I'm in the Northwest. 23 and still a virgin.

I want to meet an independent escort. Firstly at an in call. I want the in call to be at a nice apartment that isn't shared by anyone else. I mean it's just awkward if someone else is there ! The apartment should be in a normal residential block like the appartment I live. Could be a house btw. This is the part I want to know if its realistic ? I understand why girls don't want to say if someone else is there but for me I want to be alone.

Problem is with a girl who's independant how do I know how much like the pics she is ?

What are these girls apartments like ? I searched for Manchester and I found several girls had the exact same description of there flat. I mean EXACT so do they all live in an apartment block or something ?

This statement is rubbish I know but it's the only slight insight I have. I want the apartment to be like secret diary of a call girl but for some reason in my mind it is a dingy place.

My friend says he does Oral without however when I googled this apparently you can catch all sorts. So how safe is it ?

Sorry for the long post guys but I really need some help answering questions because atm after months of searching I'm considering not doing it at all :D

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I have been looking around the site for months now. Finally decided to join.

I am really worried about meeting an escort. Especially after watching the xfactor video with the angry girl from the massage parlor.

Are the girls that call themselves cultured etc. Telling the truth ?

I am not interested in a massage parlour or agency of any sort. I mean god forbid someone saw me going in. I know the daily mail have nailed people for this before.

I'm in the Northwest. 23 and still a virgin.

I want to meet an independent escort. Firstly at an in call. I want the in call to be at a nice apartment that isn't shared by anyone else. I mean it's just awkward if someone else is there ! The apartment should be in a normal residential block like the appartment I live. Could be a house btw. This is the part I want to know if its realistic ? I understand why girls don't want to say if someone else is there but for me I want to be alone.

Problem is with a girl who's independant how do I know how much like the pics she is ?

What are these girls apartments like ? I searched for Manchester and I found several girls had the exact same description of there flat. I mean EXACT so do they all live in an apartment block or something ?

This statement is rubbish I know but it's the only slight insight I have. I want the apartment to be like secret diary of a call girl but for some reason in my mind it is a dingy place.

My friend says he does Oral without however when I googled this apparently you can catch all sorts. So how safe is it ?

Sorry for the long post guys but I really need some help answering questions because atm after months of searching I'm considering not doing it at all :D

Right so there are a lot of questions here and I think you are over complicating things. Part of the reason we do this is because we don't always want complicated things. So...

1. Find an independent (or agency) girl you think you might like

2. Go to her website and have a look around.

3. Do some research. Read some of her Field Reports which will verify if she is the same person as in her pictures. Do not do too much research, the aim of the game is punting, not researching and you could spend the rest of your life researching.

4. Give her (or the agency) a call (mobile should be on her site). Ask about the flat if you are interested in that.

5. Make a booking

6. On the day make sure you are presentable and fresh.

7. Turn up on time, pay, advise that you're a virgin, you are nervous and that you'd prefer oral with.

8. It's all down hill from there (in the fun sledging sense)

9. Say thank you and go home.

There is not much more too it than that.

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1. Find an independent (or agency) girl you think you might like

2. Go to her website and have a look around.

3. Do some research. Read some of her Field Reports which will verify if she is the same person as in her pictures. Do not do too much research, the aim of the game is punting, not researching and you could spend the rest of your life researching.

4. Give her (or the agency) a call (mobile should be on her site). Ask about the flat if you are interested in that.

5. Make a booking

6. On the day make sure you are presentable and fresh.

7. Turn up on time, pay, advise that you're a virgin, you are nervous and that you'd prefer oral with.

8. It's all down hill from there (in the fun sledging sense)

9. Say thank you and go home.

While I'd agree with all of the above, I'd suggest that if you stay in the Northwest, your best bet is to go to http://www.naomispinkporn.co.uk/ - Naomi is down to earth, and fun! I doubt that you'll become a regular, but I think that for a start, and occasional return she is unbeatable in the NW.

Enjoy!

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Right so there are a lot of questions here and I think you are over complicating things. Part of the reason we do this is because we don't always want complicated things. So...

1. Find an independent (or agency) girl you think you might like

2. Go to her website and have a look around.

3. Do some research. Read some of her Field Reports which will verify if she is the same person as in her pictures. Do not do too much research, the aim of the game is punting, not researching and you could spend the rest of your life researching.

4. Give her (or the agency) a call (mobile should be on her site). Ask about the flat if you are interested in that.

5. Make a booking

6. On the day make sure you are presentable and fresh.

7. Turn up on time, pay, advise that you're a virgin, you are nervous and that you'd prefer oral with.

8. It's all down hill from there (in the fun sledging sense)

9. Say thank you and go home.

There is not much more too it than that.

I like the reply and i must confess i got the same kinda questions...could you please suggest some indie at edinburgh for first timer?

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While I'd agree with all of the above, I'd suggest that if you stay in the Northwest, your best bet is to go to http://www.naomispinkporn.co.uk/ - Naomi is down to earth, and fun! I doubt that you'll become a regular, but I think that for a start, and occasional return she is unbeatable in the NW.

Enjoy!

Can't argue with that ; Naomi has the perfect attitude for a W.G. Nothing was too much trouble. It's a couple of years since I saw her, but I would doubt very much that she's changed.

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I am really worried about meeting an escort. Especially after watching the xfactor video with the angry girl from the massage parlor.

Can you explain what that was for the rest of us who aren't so up-to-date in popular culture?

I am not interested in a massage parlour or agency of any sort. I mean god forbid someone saw me going in. I know the daily mail have nailed people for this before.

With the new law that came in 5 months ago there is a slim chance you'll be caught up in a raid and end up in the local papers. It really is a very slim chance. Say there are a million guys who punt in a year, and 100 that get arrested - I think those are both pessimistic numbers for this purpose - so that's 1 in 10000. So you're more likely to be dead before the year is out than to appear in your local paper as an evil punter. Just be stoical and read this board in case the risks suddenly change. Look for posts about raids to see what is going on in your area. The daily fail are not interested in you personally.

In London anyway, you're not going to get noticed going into an agency girl's flat. Agency girls work alone or two girls share a flat, usually. Even the neighbours aren't likely to know there are girls working in a flat.

I want to meet an independent escort. Firstly at an in call. I want the in call to be at a nice apartment that isn't shared by anyone else. I mean it's just awkward if someone else is there ! The apartment should be in a normal residential block like the appartment I live. Could be a house btw. This is the part I want to know if its realistic ? I understand why girls don't want to say if someone else is there but for me I want to be alone.

As a fellow Shy I can say I got over that worry that pretty fast. I don't know the NE, but certainly in London and the SE that's a normal setup. With anything else, I'd say just ask them, but put yourself in their place: if you pick up the phone and say "will you be alone in the house", that is likely to ring alarm bells re safety. A better approach is just to phone before and admit that you're nervous and would like to know more before showing up, and ask them what the flat / house / neighbourhood is like, what will happen when you get there, etc. A few will be sharing with noisy WG friends who flirt with you before they open the door, many will be sharing with WGs but you'll never know they are there, some will be on their own, a few will have childcare in the next room trying to a quieten down a crying baby, some may even be sharing with non-WG friends, maybe a friend from home in Eastern Europe with a lower paid job. I'd say with escorts / independents, 80% of the time if there's somebody else there, they're quiet enough that I wouldn't know it.

Problem is with a girl who's independant how do I know how much like the pics she is ?

This has been discussed many times, so you can search the board for much better answers. In short: tineye.com, plus experience means after a while you get a very good feel for the "odds". Often I'm 90% sure it's her own photos. I usually don't pick girls if it's under 80%, but I'll go for 50% or even 25% once in a while. It's definitely not just about "too good to be true" - in London anyway, a lot of the girls are in my opinion too good to be true, but they're real :D Lots of fake photos too, of course, but you learn to tell the difference.

What are these girls apartments like ? I searched for Manchester and I found several girls had the exact same description of there flat. I mean EXACT so do they all live in an apartment block or something ?

There's a huge range of conditions. A few have just a grubby mattress on the floor, most are quite ordinary or very nice. A lot of girls in London come to the UK and stay for a short time, so things tend to be a bit spartan. Some of the younger girls are a bit slapdash when it comes to cleaning. In London at least, there is a correlation with price here - with a 150 an hour escort you're not going to see a grubby mattress. I don't think I've ever seen a Thai girl in a dirty flat.

When I punted in Manchester it was mostly houses, but I don't have much experience there. In central London it's apartments/flats/rooms, obviously, just because nobody can afford a whole house in London. In South London usually houses or apartments in large houses or low-rise flats. I've noticed in central London sometimes an agency or somebody associated with it owns a building (maybe three or four floors), and there are several girls there in different flats in the building.

My friend says he does Oral without however when I googled this apparently you can catch all sorts. So how safe is it ?

Researchers say that oral without a condom definitely increases the risks.

Sorry for the long post guys but I really need some help answering questions because atm after months of searching I'm considering not doing it at all :D

You'll have some wonderful and awful experiences - but awful just as in crap sex, nothing worse. You'll be glad you got the virgin thing out of the way. You might well get addicted. You might pick up some serious disease (Hepatitis, HIV, plus other things if you don't get treatment for them) - you'd be unlucky, but this is still something to think seriously about. You won't get robbed or beaten up as long as you steer clear of the street scene and Soho clip joints (if they still exist?). You're not going to get in the papers - again, as long as you steer clear of the street scene.

If you're going to see oriental girls, get a Hepatitis B vaccination. Tell them you're going to work in China for 6 months if you don't want to tell the truth. Go to an NHS STD clinic or travel clinic if you don't want to see your GP.

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Oh, and one more thing: if in doubt, take advice from Douglas Adams (or Ford Prefect) and Always Know Where Your Towel Is. Some girls think a damp face towel and a bottle of foaming vanilla and raspberry pussy-wax is what you're after in the shower. I don't bother myself usually, but if you're nervous you might find the security of a trusty rucksack with bathtowel and tesco value shower gel reassuring.

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Also get a masters degree in the operation of showers :)

To many times have my balls got frozen off as I adjusted the wrong lever/dial. LOL

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Also get a masters degree in the operation of showers :)

To many times have my balls got frozen off as I adjusted the wrong lever/dial. LOL

I saw one recently where both the flow and the temperature are adjusted with the same lever. I had to go and ask for help!

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I was the same as you. Still am in many ways.

I also don't want a parlour type punt, and don't want to see anyone else apart from the girl herself.

I also only punt in Manchester and i have used Cheshire Incalls several times. Every time was brilliant.

They have four or five private apartments in normal apartment blocks. So nobody will know what you are there for. However their 'Whitefield' location is a parlour type place, with a couple of girls working each day and a receptionist (i think, i've never been). the other locations are completely private, with good parking.

Girls are great as well. set up is excellent, phone receptionist is always very helpful and will sort you out no problem.

Fairly cheap as well. £100 per hour (all included)

However what each girl is willing to do is up to them, so just ask them if they do what you want.

OWO does have a tiny risk with it. If u don't want to risk it, just ask if you can use a condom (some insist on covered oral). I personally can't tell the difference, however cumming in a beautiful girls mouth does feel amazing (probably psychological mostly)

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Another alternative might be an out call to a hotel, ie escort visits you. Where you can be sure you and the escort will be the only ones in the room. I lost my punting cherry as an out call to a hotel I was staying at and enjoyed quite a few since. I had stayed at the hotel before so I knew the hotel layout and was comfortable with it as it was in a city centre near night life etc, which is why I was there.

However, I am not married or in a relationship, and the hotel room will be booked in your name and the agency or independent will likely phone the hotel and ask if Mr ***** has checked in to confirm you are genuine so if this puts you off maybe stop reading now, if not keep reading.

So you book the hotel, I find best some weeks before to get the best room rate on internet sites like hotels.com or booking.com. Then do your research on finding the escort of your choice and read field reports on the pnet field reports site etc. Phone and arrange with the agency or independent a day or so before informing that you will phone them with the room number once checked in as they will require you to do this.

Then I arrive at the hotel late afternoon for a night out, check in go to the room and phone the agency or independent and give them the hotel, address, inc postcode and the room number. The agency/independent will likely phone the hotel to check you are staying there. I usually enjoy a 2 hour appointment an hour or 2 after I arrive giving me time to bath/shower, shave, clean teeth, mouthwash etc before chosen escort arrives. Once you have enjoyed the appointment and the escort leaves. I usually have a shower relax and leave 15-30 mins later heading out to eat and enjoying said night life. Of course there is the additional cost of the hotel, but it has worked well for me in the past and no one at any of the hotels has said anything or made any comment so as long as you and agency/independent is discrete no issue.

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My first punt was also an outcall to a hotel. Travelodges are pretty good.

Used the Manchester Airport travelodge once, except they don't give out information to callers, so if the agency/wg need to verify your there, there may be some problems.

Also the cost goes up, as outcalls are generally more expensive and you have to pay for the hotel

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Sounds like parlours are out for you,agency girls sometime share flats and I've certainly heard girls next door whilst I've been at it!

I now go to **s - Google it- you can email the girls and ask them what you want,some tell you if they are working alone etc,I have had quite a few girls from here and they are usually very understanding and offer good value for money, Have a look around the site to get the feel of the girls, you really won't look back,I was very worried about how seedy it all was when I first started but,it's just not like that it's fun and you get to fuck girls you like the look ofthat you might never have had the chance with,there are girl next door types, model types,bored housewives types young and old all sorts,happy punting .

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I like the reply and i must confess i got the same kinda questions...could you please suggest some indie at edinburgh for first timer?

Since you asked specifically about Edinburgh here are suggestions I know personally and can recommend:

AlexaF, xx Scarlet xx, DaisyOlivia, Charmaine, Madison Yorke xxx or, for someone just a little older and who will thoroughly put you at your ease, Denise x.

Most of the agencies in Edinburgh I would not recommend, though this not saying all the girls are bad of course, they're not. Just a few hints if it helps as I have punted in Edinburgh for a long time.

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I have been looking around the site for months now. Finally decided to join.

I am really worried about meeting an escort. Especially after watching the xfactor video with the angry girl from the massage parlor.

Are the girls that call themselves cultured etc. Telling the truth ?

I am not interested in a massage parlour or agency of any sort. I mean god forbid someone saw me going in. I know the daily mail have nailed people for this before.

I'm in the Northwest. 23 and still a virgin.

I want to meet an independent escort. Firstly at an in call. I want the in call to be at a nice apartment that isn't shared by anyone else. I mean it's just awkward if someone else is there ! The apartment should be in a normal residential block like the appartment I live. Could be a house btw. This is the part I want to know if its realistic ? I understand why girls don't want to say if someone else is there but for me I want to be alone.

Problem is with a girl who's independant how do I know how much like the pics she is ?

What are these girls apartments like ? I searched for Manchester and I found several girls had the exact same description of there flat. I mean EXACT so do they all live in an apartment block or something ?

This statement is rubbish I know but it's the only slight insight I have. I want the apartment to be like secret diary of a call girl but for some reason in my mind it is a dingy place.

My friend says he does Oral without however when I googled this apparently you can catch all sorts. So how safe is it ?

Sorry for the long post guys but I really need some help answering questions because atm after months of searching I'm considering not doing it at all :D

"What are these girls apartments like?" - how long is a piece of string? Each girl's apartment will be completely different. Some girls like cheap and cheerful - clean but with minimal fuss, some like to make it a bit more like a boudoir with music, candles etc, and some will be complete dives. Research helps to build a picture.

"how do I know how much like the pics she is?" - again, do your research. There is plenty of feedback on here and other sites to give you an idea of what to expect.

Good luck

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I have been looking around the site for months now. Finally decided to join.

I am really worried about meeting an escort. Especially after watching the xfactor video with the angry girl from the massage parlor.

Are the girls that call themselves cultured etc. Telling the truth ?

I am not interested in a massage parlour or agency of any sort. I mean god forbid someone saw me going in. I know the daily mail have nailed people for this before.

I'm in the Northwest. 23 and still a virgin.

I want to meet an independent escort. Firstly at an in call. I want the in call to be at a nice apartment that isn't shared by anyone else. I mean it's just awkward if someone else is there ! The apartment should be in a normal residential block like the appartment I live. Could be a house btw. This is the part I want to know if its realistic ? I understand why girls don't want to say if someone else is there but for me I want to be alone.

Problem is with a girl who's independant how do I know how much like the pics she is ?

What are these girls apartments like ? I searched for Manchester and I found several girls had the exact same description of there flat. I mean EXACT so do they all live in an apartment block or something ?

This statement is rubbish I know but it's the only slight insight I have. I want the apartment to be like secret diary of a call girl but for some reason in my mind it is a dingy place.

My friend says he does Oral without however when I googled this apparently you can catch all sorts. So how safe is it ?

Sorry for the long post guys but I really need some help answering questions because atm after months of searching I'm considering not doing it at all :D

Learning and forming opinions about wgs and punting, solely from watching the 'X Factor', is about as reliable a method as learning and forming opinions about music, solely from watching the 'X Factor'.

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My first punt was as a result of a bit of research, a couple of phone calls and a bit of common sense. If the state of the flat or the girls IQ or culturedness is such a big issue, I suspect a proper girlfriend might be more in order. Also setting age limits is, well, limiting as I think you might be better off with a slightly older lady to start with. Were you in London, I would suggest you called Dollymopp who will tick all the boxes without fail. In fact, I think you should call her and make a booking and come down on a cheap ticket for the day - make an occasion of it.

Oral without is extremely dangerous in that it can become addictive and you cannot go without, either way, for more than a day without going crazy. Healthwise, driving a car is a damn sight more dangerous, or even being in one come to that. It can make your tongue ache a bit though.

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re my first post, given where you are geograpically, I think you should call Helen Jones who has cast iron credentials I believe and seems like a pretyy damn fine lady.

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Thanks for all this guys. It's Been helpful.

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Since you asked specifically about Edinburgh here are suggestions I know personally and can recommend:

AlexaF, xx Scarlet xx, DaisyOlivia, Charmaine, Madison Yorke xxx or, for someone just a little older and who will thoroughly put you at your ease, Denise x.

Most of the agencies in Edinburgh I would not recommend, though this not saying all the girls are bad of course, they're not. Just a few hints if it helps as I have punted in Edinburgh for a long time.

thanks :)

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