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How many of you guys actually manage to punt on family holidays?

When I used to go to Southern Spain several times a year I managed it occasionally, but only occasionally. Now, on the Costa del Sol there were any number of girls, and they were easy to find, but getting away from the family was very difficult, largely impossible.

These days the family are less of a problem (no kids to look after now) but I tend to go to places where either I dont know the scene, or where there is no scene at all.

If you guys do manage it - whats the trick ?

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How many of you guys actually manage to punt on family holidays?

When I used to go to Southern Spain several times a year I managed it occasionally, but only occasionally. Now, on the Costa del Sol there were any number of girls, and they were easy to find, but getting away from the family was very difficult, largely impossible.

These days the family are less of a problem (no kids to look after now) but I tend to go to places where either I dont know the scene, or where there is no scene at all.

If you guys do manage it - whats the trick ?

Research;)

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have a funny story to tell about a punt abroad years ago I went on holiday to Amsterdam with my parents, anyway when we checked into the hotel one room wasn't ready yet so we dumped all the bags in my room and agreed to go back to the hotel room in the afternoon to sort out bags and stuff for the other room

anyway I had booked a out call for 10pm that night had planned it to the last detail well we had all had a early night my parents were tired and we all retired to our rooms 9.45pm comes and hope to receive a phone call in my room from the agency but no phone call had come anyway I had a knock on the door about 5min later thinking it was the escort I had answered the door in just a towel it of course was my dad saying there was a women on the phone named Sandra looking for me it suddenly dawned on me that we were in the wrong rooms and I had just been rumbled few mins later I called the agency and explained the mix up and had my punt but I can assure you next morning at breakfast was embarrassing but nothing more was said

ahh happy memories lol :confused:

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have a funny story to tell about a punt abroad years ago I went on holiday to Amsterdam with my parents, anyway when we checked into the hotel one room wasn't ready yet so we dumped all the bags in my room and agreed to go back to the hotel room in the afternoon to sort out bags and stuff for the other room

anyway I had booked a out call for 10pm that night had planned it to the last detail well we had all had a early night my parents were tired and we all retired to our rooms 9.45pm comes and hope to receive a phone call in my room from the agency but no phone call had come anyway I had a knock on the door about 5min later thinking it was the escort I had answered the door in just a towel it of course was my dad saying there was a women on the phone named Sandra looking for me it suddenly dawned on me that we were in the wrong rooms and I had just been rumbled few mins later I called the agency and explained the mix up and had my punt but I can assure you next morning at breakfast was embarrassing but nothing more was said

ahh happy memories lol :confused:

Hence the danger of holiday punts. Too many family members too close to you.

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[while in paris i went on a punt my frech is crap her english was worse. I thought she asked if i was english in fact she asked if i wanted "english". Before i knew it i was tied to a wall being whipped with a latex clad gimp watching and wanking furiously. There was no saftey word set up and my cries of stop were interpreted as enjoyment.Only aret polizia stopped the action by then i just wanted out of the place!....fgunny looking back at life's punts

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I tried to punt last yr on a fam holiday..im not married but so it means i didnt have a wife or kids to avoid but it was more elder members of the family that I had to get away from....which I did but due to a lack of research wasnt able to find any wg's...should of come on this form first dohhhhh

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How many of you guys actually manage to punt on family holidays?

When I used to go to Southern Spain several times a year I managed it occasionally, but only occasionally. Now, on the Costa del Sol there were any number of girls, and they were easy to find, but getting away from the family was very difficult, largely impossible.

These days the family are less of a problem (no kids to look after now) but I tend to go to places where either I dont know the scene, or where there is no scene at all.

If you guys do manage it - whats the trick ?

Research and research, here and in ISG and WSG.

Find affordable destinations with your benchmark being London & UK price.

For family holidays ,i try go for destinations where there is a lot for them to do daytime and a lot more for me to do later at night .

But like i said for me prices and quality is the main deciding factor .

And for that you need to research all the time ,even for places not on your radar soon ,but might have potential in the future .

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How many of you guys actually manage to punt on family holidays?

When I used to go to Southern Spain several times a year I managed it occasionally, but only occasionally. Now, on the Costa del Sol there were any number of girls, and they were easy to find, but getting away from the family was very difficult, largely impossible.

These days the family are less of a problem (no kids to look after now) but I tend to go to places where either I dont know the scene, or where there is no scene at all.

If you guys do manage it - whats the trick ?

Just back from exactly that situation. Same basic advice as at home. Develop an interest that the better half/family is not interested in (in my case football) and head off on your own. Suitable research will ascertain what opportunities exist for punting alongside afternoon/evening matches or instead of watching highlights with the other guys down at the drinking hole. Seemples!

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Just wondering. If 'the better half' behaved in a similar fashion and instead of visiting the local pottery makers she was spending the afternoon getting serviced by Pedro the nine-inch man of La Mancha, would you really mind?

Probably not, but as I'd be trying not to be found out and I'd hope a similar aim would in mind with Mrs BobJim seeking pleasure with Pedro

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