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Dos And Donts "one Position"

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Heres a question for all the working girls out there, can one of you explain to me why on earth "one position" is always missionary? You walk into a soho sesssion and your offered for £20 one position so if I want choose doggy it's. "sorry no" so really it's not a choice is it,? To me also if I was a woman and in this industry I would prob choose any other position other than missionary why? Because some of the girls have real attitudes and turn there face to one side in obvious disgust while your screwing them and they blatantly hate the job, to me it's your job so why have an attitude at all ? And if your so reviled and disgusted then surely doggy would be ideal ,you can't see the fat smelly old guy who's all over you, it dosent make sense to me. Secondly again if I was a working girl I would do absolutely all in my powers to make you came as soon as possible and get you out of there simple as , don't you girls know once a guy is put off he's gonna normally have trouble staying hard or trouble finishing , so why don't they just be. More accommodating more sexy say sexy things. Look like they enjoy it? It's a no brainer as soon as you have an unhappy customer it's an awkward and often stupid situation and is not good for repeat business . Ok thirdly and last point why do girls have on there ads on the likes of. Adult works. "likes. 15 min quickie.? Coz if the girl charges 70 for 30 mins. Should a 15 min quickie not be £35? Another no brainer all rules are always stacked up against the punter no doubt there will be some smart replies here so let's have them grey areas and mis -representation typical anyway

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Heres a question for all the working girls out there, can one of you explain to me why on earth "one position" is always missionary? You walk into a soho sesssion and your offered for £20 one position so if I want choose doggy it's. "sorry no" so really it's not a choice is it,? To me also if I was a woman and in this industry I would prob choose any other position other than missionary why? Because some of the girls have real attitudes and turn there face to one side in obvious disgust while your screwing them and they blatantly hate the job, to me it's your job so why have an attitude at all ? And if your so reviled and disgusted then surely doggy would be ideal ,you can't see the fat smelly old guy who's all over you, it dosent make sense to me. Secondly again if I was a working girl I would do absolutely all in my powers to make you came as soon as possible and get you out of there simple as , don't you girls know once a guy is put off he's gonna normally have trouble staying hard or trouble finishing , so why don't they just be. More accommodating more sexy say sexy things. Look like they enjoy it? It's a no brainer as soon as you have an unhappy customer it's an awkward and often stupid situation and is not good for repeat business . Ok thirdly and last point why do girls have on there ads on the likes of. Adult works. "likes. 15 min quickie.? Coz if the girl charges 70 for 30 mins. Should a 15 min quickie not be £35? Another no brainer all rules are always stacked up against the punter no doubt there will be some smart replies here so let's have them grey areas and mis -representation typical anyway

No its not.

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Are you quibbling over 20 or 30 quid? Not sure I get what you're beef is

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Are there any Soho walkup WGs posting here?

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Are there any Soho walkup WGs posting here?

If there are, they have not advertised the fact.

Perhaps the OP would like us all to speak on their behalf, irrespective of having no knowledge of their working practices?

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Heres a question for all the working girls out there, can one of you explain to me why on earth "one position" is always missionary? You walk into a soho sesssion and your offered for £20 one position so if I want choose doggy it's. "sorry no" so really it's not a choice is it,? To me also if I was a woman and in this industry I would prob choose any other position other than missionary why? Because some of the girls have real attitudes and turn there face to one side in obvious disgust while your screwing them and they blatantly hate the job, to me it's your job so why have an attitude at all ? And if your so reviled and disgusted then surely doggy would be ideal ,you can't see the fat smelly old guy who's all over you, it dosent make sense to me. Secondly again if I was a working girl I would do absolutely all in my powers to make you came as soon as possible and get you out of there simple as , don't you girls know once a guy is put off he's gonna normally have trouble staying hard or trouble finishing , so why don't they just be. More accommodating more sexy say sexy things. Look like they enjoy it? It's a no brainer as soon as you have an unhappy customer it's an awkward and often stupid situation and is not good for repeat business . Ok thirdly and last point why do girls have on there ads on the likes of. Adult works. "likes. 15 min quickie.? Coz if the girl charges 70 for 30 mins. Should a 15 min quickie not be £35? Another no brainer all rules are always stacked up against the punter no doubt there will be some smart replies here so let's have them grey areas and mis -representation typical anyway

For £20 I'd sooner sort my self out.

I can't think of a bigger turn off than what you have described.

Clearly if the girl has a bad attitude, then as you say,

she shouldn't be selling her services.

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If a sexual partner of mine was behaving like that, I'd kinda assume s/he didn't want to be there. Crimestoppers, anyone?

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Oh poor diddums! Life is just not fair with all them nasty money grabbing WGs. Anyone lucky enough to get your custom should be smiling brightly. I am just surprised you even have to pay with such a sparkling personality.

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Are there any Soho walkup WGs posting here?

Don't think so..........All too busy. :D

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Don't think so..........All too busy. :D

Well, at £20 a pop they will be too busy and their jaws will be hurting... from smiling so much!

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Well, at £20 a pop they will be too busy and their jaws will be hurting... from smiling so much!

I got the impression that the OP was looking for considerably more than a smile for his £20.

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I got the impression that the OP was looking for considerably more than a smile for his £20.

£20 change was my impression :rolleyes:

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£20!!

The last of the big spenders!

I've given that (and more) as a tip.

In fact sometimes I've spent £180 and had no penetrive sex in a 90 minute punt.

Plenty of mutual oral, DFK and CIM though!

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Oh poor diddums! Life is just not fair with all them nasty money grabbing WGs. Anyone lucky enough to get your custom should be smiling brightly. I am just surprised you even have to pay with such a sparkling personality.

ha ha like i said i expected the smart arse remarks to come from the women, irrespective of the content, still no answer regarding the "one position" whys it always mish? whats the £20 situation to do with it? its on the menu so whats the problem with that? so its ok to have a bad attitude if a punter chooses the £20 option? if its your job, then do your job, why have the attitude? why not just turn the punter away in the first place?

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£20!!

The last of the big spenders!

I've given that (and more) as a tip.

In fact sometimes I've spent £180 and had no penetrive sex in a 90 minute punt.

Plenty of mutual oral, DFK and CIM though!

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so you must be one of them mugs that drives the prices up then

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ha ha like i said i expected the smart arse remarks to come from the women, irrespective of the content, still no answer regarding the "one position" whys it always mish? whats the £20 situation to do with it? its on the menu so whats the problem with that? so its ok to have a bad attitude if a punter chooses the £20 option? if its your job, then do your job, why have the attitude? why not just turn the punter away in the first place?

Mi thinks the bad attitude belongs to you here my friend.

so you must be one of them mugs that drives the prices up then

You come across as an angry little man to which the world owes a favor.

Ask yourself if he must be "one of them mugs" what you must be.

Maybe you should put your questions to the walk ups to which you refer. From what you have shown of your attitude here it is little wonder why your £20 fails to bring a smile.

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My old dad told me when I bought my first car "When you pay £50 for a car, you get a £50 car"

SAme with punting, the less you pay, the less you get and for £20 you get a £20 shag. The more you pay, the brighter the smile, the more options and a greater professionalism.

(Naturally at some hourly rate my dad's other bit of advice comes in "How much?????????????")

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"Ok thirdly and last point why do girls have on there ads on the likes of. Adult works. "likes. 15 min quickie.? Coz if the girl charges 70 for 30 mins. Should a 15 min quickie not be £35?".....

Because you're still getting the 'main event' - which is essentially what you're spending your £££s on.

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For £20 I'd sooner sort my self out.

I can't think of a bigger turn off than what you have described.

Clearly if the girl has a bad attitude, then as you say,

she shouldn't be selling her services.

I wonder why the girl "has a bad attitude"...

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My old dad told me when I bought my first car "When you pay £50 for a car, you get a £50 car"

SAme with punting, the less you pay, the less you get and for £20 you get a £20 shag. The more you pay, the brighter the smile, the more options and a greater professionalism.

Things would be a lot simpler if that were the case, but in my experience it ain't so.

Apart from anything there are big variations between regions and even individual towns, partly depending upon local competition.

Personally I've had some good shags in Soho for £25-£30 and some nondescript experiences paying £100+ with an independent escort.

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I wonder why the girl "has a bad attitude"...

It's a woman thing..... :P

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ha ha like i said i expected the smart arse remarks to come from the women, irrespective of the content, still no answer regarding the "one position" whys it always mish? whats the £20 situation to do with it? its on the menu so whats the problem with that? so its ok to have a bad attitude if a punter chooses the £20 option? if its your job, then do your job, why have the attitude? why not just turn the punter away in the first place?

Well, when faced with gents with such a smashing attitude and ever so tempting £20 per pop why do they only offer one position? Mmmh, ‘tis a toughie.... For a decent daily wage to compensate dealing with the grunting ape men coming to see her she might not wish to knacker herself out bouncing up and down in Cowgirl 20 times per day. Oh and Le Woof with someone with a questionable attitude would probably make her think the guy might rip or slip the condom off or ‘accidentally’ sodomise her etc etc. A questionable attitude might simply beget a matching behaviour. The same woman is probably sweet to everyone else. If you want added services you might simply have to pay the corresponding rate.

And as for the question regarding why half the time does not mean half the price. In this industry as perhaps in other time led services, the longer the appointment the proportional more ‘discounted’ the price. So It isn’t so difficult to work out is it?

Anyway, probably great trolling by him but I really think the OP would be better off to invest in a blow up doll. Then the service will include the fake plastic smile he deserves and no back chatting or any annoying personality etc. Oh, and would you not be better off over the road in a thriving forum full of fellow grunters?

Anyway, reckon a quick poll would reveal that the resident WGs here would probably happily turn the OP away.

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"Ok thirdly and last point why do girls have on there ads on the likes of. Adult works. "likes. 15 min quickie.? Coz if the girl charges 70 for 30 mins. Should a 15 min quickie not be £35?".....

Because you're still getting the 'main event' - which is essentially what you're spending your £££s on.

There has to be a basic cost (to the WG) per punter - condom + ky costs the same whether 15 mins or 45mins. Soap and water (and I'd rather suspect that the lady would need to wash rather more after a 15 min quickie punter, than after an hour?) takes a few minutes? Wear and tear on the "carpet" on the stairs?

I'd have thought that if £70 gets you 30 minutes, probably £45 would be a fair figure for fifteen, but that probably gets into the change situation, so £40 will do, but no less.

Anyway, as a bloke, I don't know nuffink!

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But would it go down on him?

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Well, when faced with gents with such a smashing attitude and ever so tempting £20 per pop why do they only offer one position? Mmmh, ‘tis a toughie.... For a decent daily wage to compensate dealing with the grunting ape men coming to see her she might not wish to knacker herself out bouncing up and down in Cowgirl 20 times per day. Oh and Le Woof with someone with a questionable attitude would probably make her think the guy might rip or slip the condom off or ‘accidentally’ sodomise her etc etc. A questionable attitude might simply beget a matching behaviour. The same woman is probably sweet to everyone else. If you want added services you might simply have to pay the corresponding rate.

And as for the question regarding why half the time does not mean half the price. In this industry as perhaps in other time led services, the longer the appointment the proportional more ‘discounted’ the price. So It isn’t so difficult to work out is it?

Anyway, probably great trolling by him but I really think the OP would be better off to invest in a blow up doll. Then the service will include the fake plastic smile he deserves and no back chatting or any annoying personality etc. Oh, and would you not be better off over the road in a thriving forum full of fellow grunters?

Anyway, reckon a quick poll would reveal that the resident WGs here would probably happily turn the OP away.

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