Kid A

Being Handed A Wipe :(

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Every girl I've ever seen has done this...., after sex, she has handed me a wet wipe. I take off the condom and give the wee fella a wipe down.

What would be nice, is if the girl did it! A womens touch, when you're still feeling all sensitive would be most welcome!

I don't know why they have never offered, afterall, I'm in no doubt that HR is on the menu.

Perhaps I should just ask? :unsure:

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I hate wet wipes; tissues only please! :mellow:

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I hate wet wipes; tissues only please! :mellow:

The cheap ones that stick and fall to bits :lol:

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The cheap ones that stick and fall to bits :lol:

no, man tissues :P

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no, man tissues :P

:lol: :lol: very good Busencumen

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:lol: :lol: very good Busencumen

lol, and it's the truth lou ;):blink:

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I hate wet wipes; tissues only please! :mellow:

Given a choice, her panties would come out on top! :o

The issue is, I want the girl to do the cleaning and polishing! :D

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Given a choice, her panties would come out on top! :o

The issue is, I want the girl to do the cleaning and polishing! :D

lol, and i know you do! beg?? ;)

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Given a choice, her panties would come out on top! :o

I was on tour in Poole Dorset and a pair of my panties went missing. I did not say anything to the client in case I was wrong but when he left I watched him from my window get into his car and get them out of his pocket and sniff them. He was there for about 5 mins so I called him and said if he did not mind I was sending my security down to the carpark to collect them. He was totally unaware I had was watching him and freaked out. He wheel spinned out of the car park with my panties but I could not stop laughing.

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I was on tour in Poole Dorset and a pair of my panties went missing.

I saw a lovely girl in Ipswich called Gracie. I had black briefs and she had black knickers on , we had both thrown our underwear on the floor. When we were done, She got dressed first and put my pants on by mistake, I saw them and said nothing, her knickers were to small for me to get into, I tried :D , so I had to tell her. Swapsies would have been fair, hey! :rolleyes:

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I was on tour in Poole Dorset and a pair of my panties went missing. I did not say anything to the client in case I was wrong but when he left I watched him from my window get into his car and get them out of his pocket and sniff them. He was there for about 5 mins so I called him and said if he did not mind I was sending my security down to the carpark to collect them. He was totally unaware I had was watching him and freaked out. He wheel spinned out of the car park with my panties but I could not stop laughing.

Hah funny

What I want to know is how the hell do the clients know the difference between Le Senza and Le Perla?, you can guarantee it is not the former that goes missing :angry:

S x

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hey - give us clients more credit. Of course we know the difference between Le Senza and Le Perla. It's about £100.

Hah funny

What I want to know is how the hell do the clients know the difference between Le Senza and Le Perla?, you can guarantee it is not the former that goes missing :angry:

S x

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hey - give us clients more credit. Of course we know the difference between Le Senza and Le Perla. It's about £100.

You gay?

S x

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You don't have to be gay to know who La Perla is. You just have to read your "joint" credit card statements.

I thought La Perla was an Italian airline from the amounts on the card..

You gay?

S x

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The problem is all men are different. I used to do the cleanup for my clients, and other partners too. Then my husband told me he found it weird and offputting - so now I don't do it for anyone. I figure they might be too shy/polite to tell me they don't like it. I'm sure if you tell the lady that you enjoy it, they'll be happy to.

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You don't have to be gay to know who La Perla is. You just have to read your "joint" credit card statements.

I thought La Perla was an Italian airline from the amounts on the card..

Just as well your expenses don't go on the "joint" credit card ;)

My other half is half gay yet would not have the foggiest what the difference is :P

S x

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I like to be hosed down after a session. It's gets very messy. Sperm and secretions splattering everywhere.

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it is better is the girl cleans you up.. but most pass you a wet wipe or tissue but i have had one just throw a tissue towards you which is piss poor !!

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I'm sure if you tell the lady that you enjoy it, they'll be happy to.

I've often had it happen to me, and I prefer it. It feels like one final bit of TLC before the end of a session. It's just kindness, that's all. Sometimes it's what you want from an encounter, a bit of GFE, I suppose.

I like to be hosed down after a session. It's gets very messy. Sperm and secretions splattering everywhere.

:o Eek! :D:P

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it is better is the girl cleans you up.. but most pass you a wet wipe or tissue but i have had one just throw a tissue towards you which is piss poor !!

Could be worse, it could still be in the box. Bit of a cue to leave :blink:

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Could be worse, it could still be in the box. Bit of a cue to leave :blink:

I’d assumed that’s what he meant – I’ve had that before now! :eek:

But there’s nothing nicer than having the lady remove the condom and then give the tip a little kiss before wiping it. And it’s wet-wipes for me every time!

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I’d assumed that’s what he meant – I’ve had that before now! :eek:

But there’s nothing nicer than having the lady remove the condom and then give the tip a little kiss before wiping it. And it’s wet-wipes for me every time!

I take the tip of the condom between my thumb and finger and stretch it to its full then release, it not only makes a lovely sound it leaves the gentleman in no doubt his time is up.

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I take the tip of the condom between my thumb and finger and stretch it to its full then release, it not only makes a lovely sound it leaves the gentleman in no doubt his time is up.

Ah! - The consummate professional!!.....

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No one else just wipes it on the curtain then?

Must be just me :D

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The last wg I saw cleaned the old fella up herself using a wetwipe,def nice touch to finish proceedings :D

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