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Sexual Techniques

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Ok here goes :-0

This is open to both fellow punters and WG's.

If a punter i.e ME!! wanted to find a WG to help teach/improve my lack lasture techniques do you think I would find many if any that would be willing or am I barking up the wrong tree??

I very well know that women are different beasts ;) so know that many won't/can't achieve pleasure/orgasms as easily as us men but I would like to know if I'm even in the same ball park?

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I think you may have inadvertantly put your finger on the problem - women don't have a "ballpark"!

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Ok here goes :-0

This is open to both fellow punters and WG's.

If a punter i.e ME!! wanted to find a WG to help teach/improve my lack lasture techniques do you think I would find many if any that would be willing or am I barking up the wrong tree??

I very well know that women are different beasts ;) so know that many won't/can't achieve pleasure/orgasms as easily as us men but I would like to know if I'm even in the same ball park?

Lick her vagina and make her cum

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Lick her vagina and make her cum

If you wish to make a women cum, you might have more success by licking her clitorus. :P

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No two women are the same. One WG could show you exactly how she likes it and you could make her cum a million times but then moving onto the next girl, she might like it completely different and you'll be fighting a losing battle. You need to take each encounter on it's own terms and go with the flow, communicate, find out what the girl you're with likes.

Alternatively, you could see loads of different women and get a good grip on what the majority of them seem to like and just tailor that to the individual on your next session. It's not a fullproof plan but the practice and learning would be a lot of fun!

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If you wish to make a women cum, you might have more success by licking her clitorus. :P

I hope your idea of where it is, is better than your idea of how it's spelt. ;)

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If you are intrinsically ugly and boring to her you will never make her cum. Give up.

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Seemples, follow what I show you. :P

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I hope your idea of where it is, is better than your idea of how it's spelt. ;)

Darn...and to think I could've just put clit! :(

Pat yourself on the back, get another cup of coco and see if you can nick someone else tonight, Mr spellcheck police :D

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Darn...and to think I could've just put clit! :(

Pat yourself on the back, get another cup of coco and see if you can nick someone else tonight, Mr spellcheck police :D

You're right ! I acted like a right clut. :D

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I'm sure they'll be happy to tell you what THEY like at the usual rate!

If you're very sexually inexperienced (with your nick, you're clearly not), then a WG can obviously teach the basics. Beyond that, you have to ask every single woman individually. There's a WG who posts on here who hates cunnilingus -- can't stand even the idea of it. This is not a widely-held viewpoint :) but it gives you an idea of how great the range is.

I've watched a lot of women masturbate to orgasm and you would be surprised at how variable their techniques are.

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Not too recently I inadvertently re-enacted one of my favourite soft porn scenes from the film Bound (kissing and rubbing/fingering - the lesbian scene of course!!). Before I started I asked if she can come this way and she replied that it may take some time... 20 minutes in fact! but I took it as a challenge and went for it. She did come after the 20-odd minutes and it was a pleasure to see all her muscles contract (and my right arm went a bit limp...) but I wanted to hear her scream or at least groan. When I said this to her she said she only gets loud in doggie style :unsure: And of course this was at the end of the appointment and of course she has been on a long break ever since!!!! :angry:

So it goes to show that every girl is different in terms of what they want and if there is a manual on sexual techniques it will not work on everyone!!!!

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Ok here goes :-0

This is open to both fellow punters and WG's.

If a punter i.e ME!! wanted to find a WG to help teach/improve my lack lasture techniques do you think I would find many if any that would be willing or am I barking up the wrong tree??

I very well know that women are different beasts ;) so know that many won't/can't achieve pleasure/orgasms as easily as us men but I would like to know if I'm even in the same ball park?

Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

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Different girls like different things, some want fingers stuffed up them quite roughly, others hit the roof, and not in a good way, if you try that. Some like fore play, others cant be arsed. Ad nauseam ad infinitum.

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All you need to do is ask the lady what gets her rocks off, then follow her instructions to the letter. Do not do what she says for a while then change your technique; if she says “one finger SLOWLY in and out” don’t then suddenly speed up. Expect it to take a while too. Do what she says she likes not what you think she’ll like (because it’s worked with other ladies or you’ve seen it in porn films).

Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

LOL, Swiss Tony’s in the house!

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Do what she says she likes not what you think she’ll like (because it’s worked with other ladies or you’ve seen it in porn films).

LOL, especially not because you've seen it in porn films!

From what I can tell the sex in porn films isn't much about actual sensations (it's about the camera), and it doesn't look all that much fun, to be honest. Although not all porn films are alike, obviously.

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LOL, especially not because you've seen it in porn films!

From what I can tell the sex in porn films isn't much about actual sensations (it's about the camera), and it doesn't look all that much fun, to be honest. Although not all porn films are alike, obviously.

A buddy of mine who has a few f*ck-buddies says the key to keeping them is being good in bed (obviously).

He actually sent me some e-book by some american dude. Would any of the girls at HoD be open to practice some techniques in there if you were open with them?

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