Jubilee

Tammy Maxes Angels Dilemma (advice Needed Please)

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Hi Everyone, Please bear with me as this is going to be a long post.

I'm currently sleeping downstairs on a single bed after a knee replacement, I'm also housebound and can't go out without help and can't manage the stairs in my cottage at the moment and things are a bit cluttered with Zimmer frames, commodes etc. I'm a 32 year old male who has been thinking about losing his virginity to an escort for a while and I've been thinking about booking Tammy from Maxes Angels for a few years. Recently the urge to loose my virginity has increased more so since I've found out Tammy will be retiring at the end of the year in December (does anyone know the exact date and could provide a link to her page on Maxes please). Here are the things that are on my mind and I'd be grateful for your comments and suggestions:

1) As an incall is out of the question it'd have to be an overnight outcall (£1500)and would need some planning so to avoid my carer walking in on us at 6 in the morning. I've got the money in the bank but would need someone to come with me to withdraw it (it would dent my savings but I'm prepared to do it for a once-in-a-lifetime-opportunity).

2) The outcall would have to take place on a Wednesday night Thursday morning as Thursday is my carers day off and her replacement doesn't usually get to me before 11 o'clock so there'd be plenty of time for Tammy to leave before anyone comes (or I could cancel my care for Thursday morning and play it safe).

3) As I live in a quiet Road where everyone knows everyone else I'm worried that Tammy's arrival and departure might arouse suspicion, also if Maxes have drivers they might attract attention being sat outside my house for 12 hours or more, there's also a worry they could go to the wrong house, as has happened in the past, the Road is not clearly signposted and my house is a bit difficult to find due to he numbering system, and people coming to me have ended up in the Close (does anyone know if Maxes Angels 'phone before they ring the bell to make sure they've got the right place?)

4)This being my first time with an escort I don't know the ettiquette. Will Tammy want a shower when she arrives? (I've no idea what state the bathroom is in as I haven't been able to get up the stairs for nearly two years), also as I'm unable to stand unaided changeing the the bed clothes and tiding up before anyone comes will be a problem do you think Tammy would be willing to help me? I'm worried what Tammy might think about the place being so cluttered with things as I'd like to create a good first impression.

I realise questions 3 and 4 might seems trival to experienced punters and escorts but I'd appreciate your thoughts, comments and suggestions as I'd like to get some answers especially as the clock is ticking. I'd really like to go for it and do something outside my comfort zone because if I didn't I'd probably end up regretting it for the rest of my life knowing I'd let this opprtunity slip through my fingers. Awaiting your replies with interest.

PS. Could someone who has seen Tammy tell me what I might expect, please.

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You make it sound complicated, all you need is a shag and you dont need to spend £1500 on an overnighter when you have a new knee! First of all wait till the knee is back strong, my 76 year old Mum has just had her first one replaced and the other will be at xmas, she was out of bed on her own on the second day in Hospital and home on day 4, uses the stairs ok for the upstairs bathroom without help and sleeps up stairs, Dad was the same but he had complications and was kept in for 10 days but was using the stairs ok when he got home, so eats some snickers mate.

Perhaps you should consider going to a hotel? lifts to the rooms, I take it you dont need your carer to help walking and as most hotel rooms are wheelchair friendly you should be ok, look for a room with walk in shower, £100 for the room, couple of hours with a WG, say £300 then treat yourself to a slap up meal and a few beers, 450 to 500 quid and a grand to spare! if you are not working it makes sense.

As me mum says, get out shopping, the best cure for new knees!

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I agree with JKay. I wouldn't book for more than an hour or two. That way if things don't work out you haven't made a big dent in your savings. I don't think that it's a good idea to book an overnight with someone you've never seen before. I too would also look at booking a hotel room.

Make sure that you have a back-up plan in case things go wrong ie. the names and numbers of some other agencies/girls.

Have a look at the TLC site:

http://www.tlc-trust.org.uk/

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I have a cunning plan - call Dollymopp and discuss an appointment with her. You will not regret it. She he has all the qualities and experience you require for a complicated booking. And she is a damn fine shag too.

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I have a cunning plan - call Dollymopp and discuss an appointment with her. You will not regret it. She he has all the qualities and experience you require for a complicated booking. And she is a damn fine shag too.

Heather (aka Dollymopp) is a lovely lady and extremely "disabled-friendly".

http://www.thedollymoppfiles.com/

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Why don't you just wait till you are fully recovered save you pennies and then when you can go for lots of punts to make up time wasted :P

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I have a cunning plan - call Dollymopp and discuss an appointment with her. You will not regret it. She he has all the qualities and experience you require for a complicated booking. And she is a damn fine shag too.

She he...? I'm a girl! Typo madness at it's best..hahahaha!

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She he...? I'm a girl! Typo madness at it's best..hahahaha!

Oops - there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that you are a girl (albeit a very naughty one.........)

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I'm currently sleeping downstairs on a single bed after a knee replacement, I'm also housebound and can't go out without help and can't manage the stairs in my cottage at the moment and things are a bit cluttered with Zimmer frames, commodes etc. I'm a 32 year old male who has been thinking about losing his virginity to an escort for a while and I've been thinking about booking Tammy from Maxes Angels for a few years. Recently the urge to loose my virginity has increased more so since I've found out Tammy will be retiring at the end of the year in December (does anyone know the exact date and could provide a link to her page on Maxes please). Here are the things that are on my mind and I'd be grateful for your comments and suggestions:

Welcome to the forum, Jubilee.

How do you know, that Tammy is retiring in December? She is not listed on Max Angles website anymore (as far as I can see, apart from the Max's blog which was posted 10 months ago)? Did you spoke with the agency owner to find this info? She is listed on other agencies though.

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Welcome to the forum, Jubilee.

How do you know, that Tammy is retiring in December? She is not listed on Max Angles website anymore (as far as I can see, apart from the Max's blog which was posted 10 months ago)? Did you spoke with the agency owner to find this info? She is listed on other agencies though.

There was a post on the Max's members' only forum stating that Tammy is retiring. Her profile was removed when the post was made... IIRC she was in the Incognito Gallery anyway which can only be accessed by members. (You have to have seen a girl from the agency to become a member.)

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There was a post on the Max's members' only forum stating that Tammy is retiring. Her profile was removed when the post was made... IIRC she was in the Incognito Gallery anyway which can only be accessed by members. (You have to have seen a girl from the agency to become a member.)

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Thanks for clarifying it, Bacchus. I just thought maybe OP should not build his hopes high to see Tammy unless he already discussed it with Maxes, and more so and important with Tammy herself! Since its will be his first meeting with an escort, (or with any woman) I can't see how he could access the Incognito Gallery, unless he was given pass by somebody else. (very unlikely, otherwise he would not asked for the URL link).

I see Tammy is listed with Vipaplace now and according to LEG it was only added on 7th of October 2010. However the overnight rate is £2000, not £1500 (as I asume it was with Maxes).

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Thanks for clarifying it, Bacchus. I just thought maybe OP should not build his hopes high to see Tammy unless he already discussed it with Maxes, and more so and important with Tammy herself! Since its will be his first meeting with an escort, (or with any woman) I can't see how he could access the Incognito Gallery, unless he was given pass by somebody else. (very unlikely, otherwise he would not asked for the URL link).

I see Tammy is listed with Vipaplace now and according to LEG it was only added on 7th of October 2010. However the overnight rate is £2000, not £1500 (as I asume it was with Maxes).

That's why I put 'IIRC' in my post... that isn't the same Tammy. The Tammy at Max's is British and 5'11" or something like that.

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That's why I put 'IIRC' in my post... that isn't the same Tammy. The Tammy at Max's is British and 5'11" or something like that.

B

Well, I don't know how many Tammys at the Maxes agency, but the Tammy which is on the Maxes blog exactly the same Tammy as listed with Palacevip.

My original point its still stands: that Jubille should contact and speak with Tammy directly, to discuss appointment and his circumstances, or with any other girl he want to see. (not with an agent or fully rely on advice given here)

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Well, I don't know how many Tammys at the Maxes agency, but the Tammy which is on the Maxes blog exactly the same Tammy as listed with Palacevip.

No ma'am - those are not images of the same person. The Palce VIP photo's are definitely not the Tammy who works/worked at Maxes - no question about it.

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Like they said... not even remotely the same girl... should have gone to Spec Savers methinks.

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Like they said... not even remotely the same girl... should have gone to Spec Savers methinks.

B

Exactly, like they said and I stand corrected. No need to repeat it and rub it in, I am embarrassed as it is. :(

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I think you need to speak to the girl firstly. Regards drivers, I very much doubt any agency would have a driver sat outside overnight. He's best either at home or taking other girls to shorter bookings. Also most neighbours are not sat looking out because they think a WG might be about to visit you. Even if they did do this what are they going to do about it?You aren't causing anyone a problem. With the outcall the lady will almost definitely appreciate a nice, clean bathroom she can use. Preferably with loo roll(I know this is obvious but some single males have this way down on their priorities).

It does however sound as if you may be better waiting a few extra weeks, then arranging a hotel room where you can both be pampered and relaxed.

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First of all wait till the knee is back strong
I don't think that it's a good idea to book an overnight with someone you've never seen before. I too would also look at booking a hotel room.

Why don't you just wait till you are fully recovered save you pennies and then when you can go for lots of punts to make up time wasted :P

It does however sound as if you may be better waiting a few extra weeks, then arranging a hotel room where you can both be pampered and relaxed.

What they all said :D.

Seriously, you don't want your first time to be spoiled by booking a girl who can't cope with a messy place. Surely it'll be better to wait till you feel better as well. Also, overnights are expensive and a bit hit and miss. Surely it'll be much better to start off with a one or two hour booking.

Whatever you decide, best of luck and welcome to the forum.

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What they all said :D.

Seriously, you don't want your first time to be spoiled by booking a girl who can't cope with a messy place. Surely it'll be better to wait till you feel better as well. Also, overnights are expensive and a bit hit and miss. Surely it'll be much better to start off with a one or two hour booking.

Whatever you decide, best of luck and welcome to the forum.

Good points well made, and as Xenia has pointed out in the circumstances best to talk directly to the escort herself rather than through an intermediary.

TBH, I'd chalk Tammy up as 'one who got away' and take it as a salient lesson in avoiding prevarication.

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PS. Could someone who has seen Tammy tell me what I might expect, please.

Lots of hassle by the sound of it.

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Tammy is a lovely girl and great fun and is retiring. I dont think she would be very shocked at your request and I am sure wouold help in any way she could.

BUT as the others have said, let her go, get yourself better and then find another escort to spend the time with.

Whilst Tammy is good, she is not exceptional, whilst she is very pretty she is not beautiful.

There are and will be plenty of other fishes in the sea.

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If in your mind you build up Tammy (whom I've never met btw) into the greatest sex goddess that ever lived, then you are sure to be disappointed with the reality.

The escort with the best photos is not necessarily the one who is most pleasurable to spend time with, or the one who makes you feel the most like a man. It's a bit like seeing a glossy ad in a magazine for an Armani suit or something. Looks great in the magazine, costs a lot and everybody says Armani is good, right? But you go to the shop and try it on, and if you are honest with yourself you don't actually like it, it's a bit too shiny - or it just doesn't fit you properly.

Also, there are literally thousands of escorts working in London and they change every week. Why cut yourself off from the pleasure of experiencing that scene (of course, once your knee is healed and you can get out and about a bit without a carer) by blowing all your savings on one night?

I don't know exactly what your medical state is, but I'd suggest hunker down at home for a bit, do your physio to the maximum, eat healthily and keep the rest of your body (abs and arms) in shape, so that you will be in the best physical condition for sex once the new knee is working properly.

If you want to lose your virginity while you're housebound, then why not book a 1-hour or 2-hour outcall with any escort of your choice. Explain the situation frankly to the agency, of course, and I'd suggest you mention you're a virgin too. A 2-hour outcall session is plenty of time to get to know the girl and build up to things slowly, plus it has the advantage that you are not paying thousands of pounds for a girl to sleep.

As for your question about a driver, in my experience outcall girls from the main London agencies usually take a regular minicab or black cab, so the girl will arrive at your house in the same way as any visitor from the other side of town. The girl will most likely be wearing a winter coat and carrying a shoulderbag or similar. The bag has the condoms and lubricant in it and maybe an outfit or two. So she is unlikely to look like an escort to your prying neighbours (except those of us in the know of course!) If you book a girl to come over in the evening at the normal times when people visit friends then I'll bet nobody will spot anything out of the ordinary.

(As far as I know, the only agencies with drivers are the £110-per-hour agencies like 24 Carat, which some people think are dodgy, though that's still the cheapest way to get an outcall escort as long as you don't mind too much if the girl who turns up at your door does not match the photos on-site.)

For outcalls at your house, you are expected to provide a bed with a clean cover on it (the action usually takes place on top of the sheets, not between the sheets). The girl may need to use the bathroom like any other human being, and she might want to take a shower at the end of the session. It would be polite to offer a drink but you don't have to. Ideally you yourself should be freshly showered, smoothly shaved face (unless a beard is more your style) and minted breath when the girl arrives. I'd suggest not dousing yourself with Lynx or other manly smells, as that would just be something the girl has to wash off afterwards.

Hope this helps, I still think the best plan is to wait until you are more mobile before having your first sex, assuming that's only going to be a few months away - if you will now be housebound for years then that's a different matter.

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Tammy retired from maxes angels as far as I know at the end of January.

Tammy still does work on reception though.

I must admit, tall , bleach blonde, talkative and a superb service.

Shame she retired.

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