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Punting Myths

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Having punted on and off for a 4-5 years and much over the last 18 months and having been a reasonably active member of this Board over the last while, I thought it might be fun to see if people thought there were any punting myths. Here's a couple from me;

1. Escorts prefer older men.

Now, on the basis that a stunning 22yo probably thinks that a 35-40 is at the very least 'mature' in his years, I dont believe that she could reasonably 'prefer' a guy in his late 40s, 50's60s . Its a good line though, as I suggest many punters are in that age bracket and it suits the likes of me down to the ground to swallow it. Now thats totally different from saying that a 20 something stunner and a 60 something guy having sex is revolting , as has been argued by the Lindi people .

2. Escorts see all punters the same, provided they have the cash,are clean and respectful.

Sorry, I know of a couple of guys who use escorts and my heart goes out to the ladies that knock on that door. I dont buy it.

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I'm sure I remember a poll on here about WG's attitudes towards older guys some months ago and the results seemed to give some support to the "myth" that older guys are more than welcome. Maybe we have nearly paid our mortgages and have more disposable income :o

Are we all the same; don't think so, I've had girls tell me about various bad experience with punters and courtesy, respect and hygiene do seem to be appreciated (but not necessarily in that order).

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I dont buy it.

That certainly is a myth :lol: :lol:

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That certainly is a myth :lol: :lol:

Nice one Lou.

Having lived with one for 18 months I can tell you that from her comments, older guys tended to be more polite and less arrogant. However she also got younger blokes who were shy and wanted to be 'shown the ropes', clean and respectful was pretty popular compared to dirty and rude.

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Nice one Lou.

Having lived with one for 18 months I can tell you that from her comments, older guys tended to be more polite and less arrogant. However she also got younger blokes who were shy and wanted to be 'shown the ropes', clean and respectful was pretty popular compared to dirty and rude.

how about less work? did she mention that?

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I don't know if escorts prefer 'older' men per se, rather they might prefer 'mature' men i.e. emotionally and experienced. That could apply to someone in their 30s or even 20s.

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I don't know if escorts prefer 'older' men per se, rather they might prefer 'mature' men i.e. emotionally and experienced. That could apply to someone in their 30s or even 20s.

Yes I think thats right.

One would have thought that say most 35-40 yo guys would be sufficiently mature to make good punters in the eyes of the early 20s escort. I dont really see what extra a 50-60 yo can bring to the party. Is more ' life experience ' of any real extra benefit to that girl in a 1 hour punt --- does it compensate that much for the physical deterioration in the average male ? I would be delighted if the answer is yes of course !:)

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2. Escorts see all punters the same, provided they have the cash,are clean and respectful.

Sorry, I know of a couple of guys who use escorts and my heart goes out to the ladies that knock on that door. I dont buy it.

You would think though that if WGs really did find a marked difference between punters that some kind of pricing differential would have evolved?

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how about less work? did she mention that?

Why does this irk men so much. :rolleyes:

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Generally you could say anything about the negative side of this profession tends not to be as true as the public and press would have you believe.

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Myth number......

3. Anyone who pays a woman for sex MUST be a sad, lonely, social misfit loser who couldnt get laid any other way.

4. All punters pay prostitutes to do things that their wives/girlfriends would never agree to do

5. If a married man is paying a woman for sex then there MUST be problems at home

6. It couldnt possibly be a simple matter of "he was just horny", there MUST be some deep underlying, psychological, most likely Freudian, explanation.

feel free to add any others I may have missed out

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7) All punters are a sad bunch of tossers.

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Myth number......

6. It couldnt possibly be a simple matter of "he was just horny", there MUST be some deep underlying, psychological, most likely Freudian, explanation.

christ, dont tell lindilala!

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You would think though that if WGs really did find a marked difference between punters that some kind of pricing differential would have evolved?

Ive often thought they give different performances based on the guy. I think some dont (Carmen a@ SS before she left and Kelsey @SS ) springs to mind and because of this they're very successful. But ive read reports from some girls and you can have 1 guy saying the girl was chatting and friendly and did x,y,z, and the next day a report saying completely the opposite. Ive experienced this myself and im always clean, polite and shower so i know its nothing i have done wrong.

My theory is that some guys will make a booking and the girl will find them attractive (i know its a job to them but its nature to find someone attractive), so they give them little bit extra, compared to a guy they dont fancy. Like i said not all WG's are like this, but some are

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Myth number......

3. Anyone who pays a woman for sex MUST be a sad, lonely, social misfit loser who couldnt get laid any other way.

4. All punters pay prostitutes to do things that their wives/girlfriends would never agree to do

5. If a married man is paying a woman for sex then there MUST be problems at home

6. It couldnt possibly be a simple matter of "he was just horny", there MUST be some deep underlying, psychological, most likely Freudian, explanation.

feel free to add any others I may have missed out

Another one - All WG's are doing it for the money to feed their drug habit.

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According to the radfems, all paid sex is abuse, and all punters only see WGs in order to abuse us. :rolleyes:

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how about less work? did she mention that?

The older ones weren't always less work, I remember she had one guy in his mid 40's she knicknamed Marathon Man, some older guys would also use stuff like Viagra which could be hard work. Her main complaints were about the way she would sometimes get what she called 'big willy weeks' and a lack of cleanliness. There was one guy of 82 she saw every month, I met him once and remarked that he didn't look bad for his age, she answered that I hadn't seen him with his clothes off, having sex with him was like 'fucking a cadaver'. Another gripe was attitude, this covered young and old, one of my favourites when she told me she'd asked a punter 'do you never smile when you're fucking?'

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The older ones weren't always less work, I remember she had one guy in his mid 40's she knicknamed Marathon Man, some older guys would also use stuff like Viagra which could be hard work. Her main complaints were about the way she would sometimes get what she called 'big willy weeks' and a lack of cleanliness. There was one guy of 82 she saw every month, I met him once and remarked that he didn't look bad for his age, she answered that I hadn't seen him with his clothes off, having sex with him was like 'fucking a cadaver'. Another gripe was attitude, this covered young and old, one of my favourites when she told me she'd asked a punter 'do you never smile when you're fucking?'

I like that "big willy week"

I sometimes have a "socks on week" or a "dirty fingernails week"

and no one seems to ever believe me when I tell them I had a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John in one day! I swear it's true.

but back to the topic....

a punting myth is........

er..... am still trying to think of one that hasn't been mentioned :blink:

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Myth: Appointment with WG need to booked in the earliest possible time, to make sure she is still fresh, not knackered, have not seen any/many punters before.

Truth: Might apply to the the girls in the parlour to some extent, but not to the indies, especially the ones who see one-three clients per week, and mostly in the evenings (after thirs others "normal" work, which finished at 5-6pm)

Myth: Most of the WG girls doe not pay tax on theirs earning.

Truth: Most of the foreign WGs (on the student or visa with working permit) don't. However the majority the residents of UK and who are involved in this industry for an over an year, certainly do. Some even declare and pay tax for much more then they earnings (to get competitive rate on the mortgage or remortgaging in a future).

Myth: The punter who is not articulate, illiterate, writing in the text talk, or speaking incomprehensively on the phone, its not worth seeing.

Truth: This one is not a myth!

Myth: If the girl beg you to cum all over her face, she is one dirty bitch and will love it!

Truth: She just only want you to cum. Demanding to spray her face, makes things move along faster to culminate appointment asap, not just because she loves it.

Myth: The WG who only provide oral with protection, are the ones who really care about STDs infection against themself as well as care about the clients.

Truth: Most of Wgs who provide Oral Wth condom, do it because they don't like the taste of bare penis, pre-cum, encounter not properly washed penises, etc,...not because of STD's.

Declaration: I am not talking for all, or the majority of Wgs, only the ones I communicated with, as well as myself of course. ;-)

Edited by Xenia

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Myth: Appointment with WG need to booked in the earliest possible time, to make sure she is still fresh, not knackered, have not seen any/many punters before.

Truth: Might apply to the the girls in the parlour to some extent, but not to the indies, especially the ones who see one-three clients per week, and mostly in the evenings (after thirs others "normal" work, which finished at 5-6pm)

Myth: Most of the WG girls doe not pay tax on theirs earning.

Truth: Most of the foreign WGs (on the student or visa with working permit) don't. However the majority the residents of UK and who are involved in this industry for an over an year, certainly do. Some even declare and pay tax for much more then they earnings (to get competitive rate on the mortgage or remortgaging in a future).

Myth: The punter who is not articulate, illiterate, writing in the text talk, or speaking incomprehensively on the phone, its not worth seeing.

Truth: This one is not a myth!

Myth: If the girl beg you to cum all over her face, she is one dirty bitch and will love it!

Truth: She just only want you to cum. Demanding to spray her face, makes things move along faster to culminate appointment asap, not just because she loves it.

Myth: The WG who only provide oral with protection, are the ones who really care about STDs infection against themself as well as care about the clients.

Truth: Most of Wgs who provide Oral Wth condom, do it because they don't like the taste of bare penis, pre-cum, encounter not properly washed penises, etc,...not because of STD's.

Declaration: I am not talking for all, or the majority of Wgs, only the ones I communicated with, as well as myself of course. ;-)

There is exploding the myth and then there is Xenialition

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and no one seems to ever believe me when I tell them I had a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John in one day! I swear it's true.

Did they tell you that the Lord was Coming?

Where did I put my coat?

Edited by Thunderstruck

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7) All punters are a sad bunch of tossers.

This one is not a myth also. ;-P

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Myth: Appointment with WG need to booked in the earliest possible time, to make sure she is still fresh, not knackered, have not seen any/many punters before.

Truth: Might apply to the the girls in the parlour to some extent, but not to the indies, especially the ones who see one-three clients per week, and mostly in the evenings (after thirs others "normal" work, which finished at 5-6pm)

Myth: Most of the WG girls doe not pay tax on theirs earning.

Truth: Most of the foreign WGs (on the student or visa with working permit) don't. However the majority the residents of UK and who are involved in this industry for an over an year, certainly do. Some even declare and pay tax for much more then they earnings (to get competitive rate on the mortgage or remortgaging in a future).

Myth: The punter who is not articulate, illiterate, writing in the text talk, or speaking incomprehensively on the phone, its not worth seeing.

Truth: This one is not a myth!

Myth: If the girl beg you to cum all over her face, she is one dirty bitch and will love it!

Truth: She just only want you to cum. Demanding to spray her face, makes things move along faster to culminate appointment asap, not just because she loves it.

Myth: The WG who only provide oral with protection, are the ones who really care about STDs infection against themself as well as care about the clients.

Truth: Most of Wgs who provide Oral Wth condom, do it because they don't like the taste of bare penis, pre-cum, encounter not properly washed penises, etc,...not because of STD's.

Declaration: I am not talking for all, or the majority of Wgs, only the ones I communicated with, as well as myself of course. ;-)

Good truthful post.

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Myth: All prostitutes need saving....

Myth: Escorting is a licence to print money (well, according to the Jimmy Red Cab school of thought)...

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My theory is that some guys will make a booking and the girl will find them attractive (i know its a job to them but its nature to find someone attractive), so they give them little bit extra, compared to a guy they dont fancy. Like i said not all WG's are like this, but some are

I'm sure that does happen; I also reckon that's why some guys push for services that are not on offer - to try and prove to themselves that the girl would do something special for them.

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