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What is the average age of your punters ?

Why do so few ladies work on Sundays ?

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101 maybe older..

and i like to watch both the emmerdale and corrie omnibus on a sunday add glee and a bit of ugly betty and of course the re run of the X factor and the results show

I simply dont have the time to work on a sunday

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96, and it's the Lord's Day! :o

60 and because it's the weekend, often time when other friends or family are available to spend time with, plus weekends are usually times when most social/entertainment/sports activities are held. Add the fact that weekdays tend to be those of most demand regards clients and it makes a lot of sense to have a day off at the weekend. I take bookings some weekends, but not all finding Saturdays and Sundays can be very hit & miss - whereas I could have been out on the fells, or with friends. If a lady is successful on other days, she's probably not going to put out for the weekend.

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25 ( I wish! )

and

I make the vicar's tea on a Sunday after polishing the pews

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*wonders whether The Vicar will confirm this* :o

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I take Sundays off so that I can work out the average age of all my clients that have visited me during the week :blink:

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To be honest, I have had a fair few punts on a Sunday, but all of them were booked ahead.

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I take Sundays off so that I can work out the average age of all my clients that have visited me during the week :blink:

jolly good response!

( my very naughty real married vicar client has been behaving even worse lately.... he is getting on a bit

and sometimes forgets which fibs he has told me previously....he keeps contradicting

himself.... lord only knows how he gets through his sermons.....his flock probably only

attend his church for a good laff! I have been sorely tempted to sneak in and sit at

the back to listen to him.... HE WILL GO TO HELL I TELL YOU! )

:o

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I take Sundays off so that I can work out the average age of all my clients that have visited me during the week :blink:

Lol :lol:

Weekends are sacred, hence I would not escort on a Sunday. Never that many calls either except for Sunday morning at around 3am!

Average age, I don't know. Need to do an analysis, probably between 40-80.

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What is the average age of your punters ?

Average age : 37. Based on 270 (+/-6) clients I've seen durung 11 years of "whoring". Youngest is 20, Oldest is 88 (or so they said).

Why do so few ladies work on Sundays ?

Family day, is it? Trip to car boot sale, duty roast dinner, footie, pie/cakes making with a kids, general tidying up and so on. I personally would love to "escort" on Sunday eve, since I am very well rested, because I am not working from 9 till 6. The problem is, most of them calling to arrange meet on the same day. FFS: why they just don't give few days notice!

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Average age around 44 - 19 is my youngest (I didn't know until I got to his location) and I think 60s is oldest.

I don't do incalls during the weekend, so it is rare I work on a weekend, but will do Sundays with notice until the early evening. I find there isn't that much call for weekend punts though and get more than enough for the time that I have and am able to work in the week.

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I take Sundays off so that I can work out the average age of all my clients that have visited me during the week :blink:

Surely you have a spreadsheet of your encounters like us guys so that you can work out and update the average instantly?!? ;)

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*wonders whether The Vicar will confirm this* :o

She forgot to mention that we also enjoy sharing a big piece of .... c*k* :P

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What is the average age of your punters ?

Why do so few ladies work on Sundays ?

Not young and I do.

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The problem is, most of them calling to arrange meet on the same day. FFS: why they just don't give few days notice!

Because we get horny. It's difficult to plane to be horny at 14:30 next Tuesday afternoon (though usually not a problem once you get there).

Also because sometimes opportunities just arise. You may be hoping to have a punt this afternoon as long as your meeting finishes early enough, but don't want to make a firm booking in case the meeting overruns. If it finishes early enough, you make the call.

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And likewise VDL we don't know exactly when you are going to get horny, or that the opportunity will arise for you.

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I work Sundays. The age of my clients varies from 19 to Methusalix' grandad. However, the majority appear to be around my age or a little bit younger.

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