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Linsey Dawn Mckenzie Body Type Escort?

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This has probably been asked some time in the past, but does anyone know of any escorts who bare an uncanny resemblance to Linsey Dawn McKenzie? More specifically in terms of body type and not a 'lookalike' necessarily (though that wouldn't be bad thing!) before her boob reduction apparently she was a 36HH-22-34 and about 5' 3"?

I'm not sure if you can post pics of women, nude or non-nude here so here's some links for Linsey (as if you didn't know what she looked like):

boobs!

butt!

Thanks.

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This has probably been asked some time in the past, but does anyone know of any escorts who bare an uncanny resemblance to Linsey Dawn McKenzie? More specifically in terms of body type and not a 'lookalike' necessarily (though that wouldn't be bad thing!) before her boob reduction apparently she was a 36HH-22-34 and about 5' 3"?

I'm not sure if you can post pics of women, nude or non-nude here so here's some links for Linsey (as if you didn't know what she looked like):

boobs!

butt!

Thanks.

Easy one.

Ava

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Easy one.

Ava

Gorgeous, along with all the other girls on the site, thanks. All I need now is an excuse to go down to Milton Keynes.

However...GG isn't HH. :D

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melonsmel27 on t'other site matches your requirements exactly. If she's for real that is...

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melonsmel27 on t'other site matches your requirements exactly. If she's for real that is...

I know MelonsMel very well and I can vouch she is real and is exactly how she looks, very naughty also :)

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I know MelonsMel very well and I can vouch she is real and is exactly how she looks, very naughty also

Any chance of getting to work at the Pump then?

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also another Mel but in MK on unmentionable site - ID 765734 or nickname Mel - Sensual

has 38H boobs

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Any chance of getting to work at the Pump then?

I think she is far too busy working as an indi but you never know ;)

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Janey on the other site, as close as you will get but sadly doesnt escort :unsure:

theres also busty olivia from Manchester 36hh

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I've saw Mel Sensual a few times when she was at Shadows in Bletchley. Definitely would recommend her.

Agree about the comment on Janey off the other site. I've spent many an hour on her profile thinking, if only! What a body.

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Janey on the other site, as close as you will get but sadly doesnt escort :unsure:

theres also busty olivia from Manchester 36hh

Any links to this "busty olivia" in manchester. You google that and there are quite a few pages, and I'm not finding her anywhere. Thanks.

I don't know why I'm getting so obsessed about this. :P Oh wait... there was this video clip! How perfect are those boobs? Just a shade bigger and they'd probably be too big for her frame and build. God, I'm so lame. I really need a girlfriend. :D

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Someone told me that Lindsay Dawn Mckenzie, some years ago, actually used to work as an escort herself in London !!

Anyone know if there's any truth to this ?

Anyone lucky enough to pay for her services and personally shoot their load between all that sumptuous and colossal boobage ?? :blink:

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Someone told me that Lindsay Dawn Mckenzie, some years ago, actually used to work as an escort herself in London !!

Yes, she did - ISTR rates of between 300 - 500 per hour.

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Saw somewhere this year of rumours of a return to escorting, would be interesting to find out. Met her last year at erotica in london, still hot as!!

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Saw somewhere this year of rumours of a return to escorting, would be interesting to find out. Met her last year at erotica in london, still hot as!!

I'm sure I heard that she had a recent breast reduction !!

If true, that qualifies as a crime against humanity !!!!!

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I'm sure I heard that she had a recent breast reduction !!

If true, that qualifies as a crime against humanity !!!!!

Supposedly went from a 36HH to a measly 36E!

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Someone told me that Lindsay Dawn Mckenzie, some years ago, actually used to work as an escort herself in London !!

Anyone know if there's any truth to this ?

Anyone lucky enough to pay for her services and personally shoot their load between all that sumptuous and colossal boobage ?? :blink:

I recall there was some discussion on the old board about her escorting and overall she wasn't that great, especially not at the £300-500/hr prices.

She looked great 7 or 8 years ago but is past her best now.

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I recall there was some discussion on the old board about her escorting and overall she wasn't that great, especially not at the £300-500/hr prices.

She looked great 7 or 8 years ago but is past her best now.

........she's pretty boring in all the movies I saw her in too - did nothing for me - such a shame when photos like this promise so much !!!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7s1nxExTD1qcru98o1_500.jpg

All that billowing, succulent titmeat - enough to make me faint !!

Come to think of it theres only been one occasion in my life (punting and non-punting included) where the imagined and anticipated pleasure received from a huge pair of beautiful breasts lived up to (and in fact was exceeded by) the real and actual experienced pleasure.

Polish Stella where oh where did you go ????!!! :(

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The photos of 'melonsmel27' are of the lady I knew as Jordan who I saw in London 2 yrs ago. She was with Varieties and Kiss Kiss. She said she is Irish. This girl is supposed to be Spanish.

If Jordan is back I would sure like to see her. The Private Gallery has the face shots I've seen before (24 carat/Playful). The 2 other photos can be anyone.

ThePumpBirmingham, can you confirm it is 'Jordan'?

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........she's pretty boring in all the movies I saw her in too - did nothing for me - such a shame when photos like this promise so much !!!

http://29.media.tumb...cru98o1_500.jpg

All that billowing, succulent titmeat - enough to make me faint !!

Come to think of it theres only been one occasion in my life (punting and non-punting included) where the imagined and anticipated pleasure received from a huge pair of beautiful breasts lived up to (and in fact was exceeded by) the real and actual experienced pleasure.

Polish Stella where oh where did you go ????!!! :(

Second that - how could someone look so good but be so dull?!?

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Janey on the other site, as close as you will get but sadly doesnt escort :unsure:

theres also busty olivia from Manchester 36hh

I remember seeing Janey's profile several years ago. In the FAQ, it said something like:

Q: Do you escort?

A: Of course not, what kind of girl do you think I am?!?

Q: Would you escort for £10,000?

A: Of course I would, what kind of girl do you think I am?!? :D

Made me laugh even though it was a disappointment she didn't escort (assuming the £10k comment is a joke.)

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Gorgeous, along with all the other girls on the site, thanks. All I need now is an excuse to go down to Milton Keynes.

However...GG isn't HH. :D

That's just being greedy! :P

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That's just being greedy! :P

See pic above for why!

It's a stupid thing to be so specific about, maybe it's because she caught my eye when I was a teenager or something, but it must be that the size, shape and the fact that she's only 5' 4" or whatever that combines to make some kind of golden ratio of boob to woman. Plus you know, seeing a woman like that as a teenager kind of sticks with you. :P

Next stupid thread: "Any escorts who look and perform like Gianna Michaels?" :D

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See pic above for why!

It's a stupid thing to be so specific about, maybe it's because she caught my eye when I was a teenager or something, but it must be that the size, shape and the fact that she's only 5' 4" or whatever that combines to make some kind of golden ratio of boob to woman. Plus you know, seeing a woman like that as a teenager kind of sticks with you. :P

Next stupid thread: "Any escorts who look and perform like Gianna Michaels?" :D

How about Gianna Michaels herself? :D

I think she was mentioned on here a few months ago visiting London and offering escort services. Can't remember the agency though, might have been Photogirls???

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Gianna Michaels ... yes Photogirls March 2008 she was in London. You can apparently book her in the USA. But I see she is not as prolific in this business as Brandy Taylore. She come to London often I can see.

Update on 'melonmel27'. I called. Someone said it is NOT the girl in the OtherSite photo (which is Jordan/Lacey of 2008). But described as HH. If anyone does see her please post here or PM me. Thanks.

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