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One For The Ladies. Serious Punters

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the most serious punter you have ever seen.

He never even spoke or smiled?

get the idea?

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the most serious punter you have ever seen.

He never even spoke or smiled?

get the idea?

Sorry but this could never happen with me, all my clients leave happy and smiling, some even skip out of the door.

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the most serious punter you have ever seen.

He never even spoke or smiled?

get the idea?

They are classed as boring clients and bloody hard work and thankfully very rare

.... I ask on my website that clients

bring a smile with them and almost all of them do.

Men who say little in the bedroom may have their reasons for not

chatting much but I can do the talking for both of us so it isn't

usually a problem.

I sometimes put on a silly accent or start singing so that livens

them up a bit and breaks the ice.

;)

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They are classed as boring clients and bloody hard work and thankfully very rare

.... I ask on my website that clients

bring a smile with them and almost all of them do.

Men who say little in the bedroom may have their reasons for not

chatting much but I can do the talking for both of us so it isn't

usually a problem.

I sometimes put on a silly accent or start singing so that livens

them up a bit and breaks the ice.

;)

Heck, if I started singing they'd more likely exit the premises immediately. I'm tone deaf. I can pull funny faces though!

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I'm tone deaf too so I'd no doubt enjoy your singing

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I'm tone deaf too so I'd no doubt enjoy your singing

Why do you assume I am not a good singer?

I am hurt.............. deeply hurt.

( forgot to mention I can also do a mean tapdance with my clip cloppy shoes on the fake pretendy wooden flooring too )

you lot will believce absolutely anything

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lol you do get the miserable ones too but luckily not very often lol :rolleyes:

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Sorry but this could never happen with me, all my clients leave happy and smiling, some even skip out of the door.

[adopts Chris Tarrant voice]

...is the right answer!!

LOL

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the most serious punter you have ever seen.

He never even spoke or smiled?

get the idea?

Big Arty, add on doesn't move either once they hit the bed. They are rare, experienced it twice and I refer to them as 'Sack O' Tatties' - something I really don't understand as sex is an interaction between two bodies. You get to the point of saying 'Come on Mr. give me something to work with, something more than a pulse'. :D

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Big Arty, add on doesn't move either once they hit the bed. They are rare, experienced it twice and I refer to them as 'Sack O' Tatties' - something I really don't understand as sex is an interaction between two bodies. You get to the point of saying 'Come on Mr. give me something to work with, something more than a pulse'. :D

And a penis.

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I try to make them smile if they are miserable. I always take time to talk to them and relax them. I talk about nonsense really. Works like a charm. I don't like clients that are miserable. I want them to be happy, especially they are getting laid!

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Utter nightmare those sort of clients! I had one like that not long after I'd started and I really didn't know what to do, so I just started giving him a bj. As far as I could tell he was enjoying it and I was too unnerved and nervous to try anything else, so I just carried on until he eventually came after the best part of an hour. He got up, got dressed and just looked at me and said "that was the strangest booking I've ever had" or words to that effect and then he left.

I'd almost rather have a cheesy dick.

I don't chat much during an appt and lots of men don't. I don't mind that at all if they're responsive in other ways, but lying there in silence like a wet fish on a slab is truly awful. We aren't psychic!

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