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When you're punting what are the lines that girl's say that seem to be standard patter, no matter who you see. I'm sure you girls have your own slant on what we always seem to say that either amuses you, or make you cringe.

I'm sure it's a line that's used to try and make us feel more comfortable, but it always makes me snigger is "That's a big one!"

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When you're punting what are the lines that girl's say that seem to be standard patter, no matter who you see. I'm sure you girls have your own slant on what we always seem to say that either amuses you, or make you cringe.

I'm sure it's a line that's used to try and make us feel more comfortable, but it always makes me snigger is "That's a big one!"

They're referring to your wallet! :lol:

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They're referring to your wallet! :lol:

"I should be paying you".

"You're my first client of the day"

"I only see 4 clients a week"

"boyfriend? Husband? Kids? Why of course not I am single"

"I am saving for.............."

"Yeah I am only doing this until I can............."

"God I am soooooo wet" (ignore tube of KY on the side)

"I love your eyes" as the rest of you really is a disappointment.

"young guys, no we hardly get any in here" (God I wish we did you look like my dad's mate)

Also if you have ever had sex with a woman and she's had a genuine orgasm you'll notice she does not catch her breathe back within in seconds, jump off the bed, start getting dressed and talking about your plans for the rest of the day.

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"I should be paying you".

"You're my first client of the day"

"I only see 4 clients a week"

"boyfriend? Husband? Kids? Why of course not I am single"

"I am saving for.............."

"Yeah I am only doing this until I can............."

"God I am soooooo wet" (ignore tube of KY on the side)

"I love your eyes" as the rest of you really is a disappointment.

"young guys, no we hardly get any in here" (God I wish we did you look like my dad's mate)

Also if you have ever had sex with a woman and she's had a genuine orgasm you'll notice she does not catch her breathe back within in seconds, jump off the bed, start getting dressed and talking about your plans for the rest of the day.

Personally, this is one of the main reasons I avoid 30 minute (mainly parlour) sessions - with a longer session at least I can have the illusion for a bit longer ;)

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One of the best and more subtle ones I heard was "You're different to most other guys, you are much more broad minded."

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"Gosh, that's a lot of cum!"

"That was much more fun than the last guy."

"I hope we'll meet again."

And of course "Don't worry, that happens all the time." ;)

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My personal all time favourite was

"Make me feel special, come inside me!"

I could not help laughing.

PS I was wearing a condom

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"I should be paying you".

"You're my first client of the day"

"I only see 4 clients a week"

"boyfriend? Husband? Kids? Why of course not I am single"

"I am saving for.............."

"Yeah I am only doing this until I can............."

"God I am soooooo wet" (ignore tube of KY on the side)

"I love your eyes" as the rest of you really is a disappointment.

"young guys, no we hardly get any in here" (God I wish we did you look like my dad's mate)

Also if you have ever had sex with a woman and she's had a genuine orgasm you'll notice she does not catch her breathe back within in seconds, jump off the bed, start getting dressed and talking about your plans for the rest of the day.

You mean they did not mean all those things they said to me??

*slinks away crying*

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"I love your eyes" as the rest of you really is a disappointment.

Hear that sound... that's the sound of my last illusion crumbling away...

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I'm sure it's a line that's used to try and make us feel more comfortable, but it always makes me snigger is "That's a big one!"

A lady who claims to be impressed by the size of my cock will always be listened to with interest.

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I've had at least two WGs (and some in civilian life too) say that they liked my back (!) Hopefully they didn't mean they like to see the back of me... :(

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I'm sure it's a line that's used to try and make us feel more comfortable, but it always makes me snigger is "That's a big one!"

"You cock is the perfect size for my pussy".

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Obviously I understand some other contributors may have experienced this phenomena of false flattery - but luckily all the girls I have seen over the years have been very honest in thier appreciation of my massive cock !!!

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Obviously I understand some other contributors may have experienced this phenomena of false flattery - but luckily all the girls I have seen over the years have been very honest in thier appreciation of my massive cock !!!

Very good.

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I think I've had all the usual ones

'Is it in yet?'

'Don't worry, that happens to all blokes at sometime in their life'

'When I was a man I couldn't do it twice in an hour either'

'Sorry love, that curry last night was murder'

'Did you have to walk far, or do you always sweat that much?'

'I've sucked clits that are bigger than that'

'That's not fair, you've got nicer tits than me'

They are the usual sorts of comments aren't they?

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You can add, "you're looking good, have you lost weight"? Once or twice might be understandable, but every time, I think not.

Oh and my cock is the biggest one they get to see as well. One nice touch was once when the maid was called in to have a look! No extra charge.

The interesting thing is that men in general get so little flattery or personal attention, it is a sure fire winner even if it is not entirely believable.

I have been called a real gentleman which I would like to live up to also but it could be a ruse to keep from getting too raunchy or exhausting.

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is there anything complimentary/flattering a girl could say to you that you would believe? reading this i get the feeling not... prove me wrong?

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I believe every word they say right up to the moment I hand over the cash

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Gosh! I must be a lucky lady! All my clients are very well endowed, handsome, witty and intelligent gentlemen...

:D

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Gosh! I must be a lucky lady! All my clients are very well endowed, handsome, witty and intelligent gentlemen...

:D

and well dressed. Now I am thinking when this was left as feedback was her way of saying 'at least he didn't wear a tracksuit'.

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and well dressed

Oh yes, that too, naturally ;)

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Hmmm - I don't ever get flattery like everyones quoted above! I tend to be apologetic as I know I have a small cock. The best I get is 'no, I've seen a lot smaller' (lies!) and 'it's not what you've got, it's what you do with it' (translation: 'yes, it is small, isn't it!')

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is there anything complimentary/flattering a girl could say to you that you would believe? reading this i get the feeling not... prove me wrong?

Oh yes,

I have had some compliments and just pleasant friendly banter which happen naturally and don't tend to get repeated at every visit.

I compliment the girls too and was struck by a comment recently on these pages that being told many times a day that she was beautiful, wore thin after a while. Same thing really I guess.

I will stick by my big willy though because a girl refused to give a FS once due to its size, a sort of back handed compliment...

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When you're punting what are the lines that girl's say that seem to be standard patter, no matter who you see. I'm sure you girls have your own slant on what we always seem to say that either amuses you, or make you cringe.

I'm sure it's a line that's used to try and make us feel more comfortable, but it always makes me snigger is "That's a big one!"

I think my favourite exchange went something like...

her: (after putting on the condom) does that fit ok?

me: yeah, it's fine thanks

her: well lucky you, it's a large one!

me: *a laugh that said... liar, liar, pants on fire... I've seen my fair share of porn and I'm well aware that this isn't a large one*

her: well it is nicely shaped!

me: *a bemused look that said... nicely shaped? is that really the best you can come up with?*

her: yeah, I've seen all sorts... ones that bend up, down, left, right... yours is straight... like a willy should be :D :D

Other than that one that comes up quite often is "do you have a girlfriend?", "no", "how come? you should be able to get one easily"

...and "I'm so wet" or "you're going make me cum"... both after thrust three.

Edited by ben82

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They invariably admire my shoes. There again so did the sales assistant in Diesel the other week. Go figure.

B

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