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I do like to see some info, but recently whilst browsing for a punt i came across a variety of profiles that just went beyond what i would call 'interesting and informative' and crossed the line into bizarre. I won't post names but this is one of the 'best' i saw tell me how long you'd last reading this. Before you moved onto another potential meet.

Hi,

Thank u for looking at my profile. Based in * *.

Let's give a miss to how I want it all the time, only choice in

town. Honest, nice, genuine lady happy to see you.

AVAILABLE: 11.30am to 10pm finish, any day. Booking: 9 to

8.30, not through **. Texts / emails deleted without reading.

Morning: please book day before. Out: only 2pm to 10pm.

CALL TO BOOK as choosing applicants on how they sound. :)

5'3"/160cm, size12 / EU38. 36C. One girl only: myself.

No other girl(s) use this place nor live here. One-bed flat,

discreet place. Residential drive through street, no shops, etc.

Both West and East Croydon stations are 12 mins walk.

Off street parking outside my house or pound per hr next rd.

Eastern European, EU, very good English. Been here 5yrs.

Bilingual, A-levels, not much accent. The one for you if you

do not want air headed twenty-year old bimbo with fake nails.

"Where r u from?" River Danube cuts my country into 2 parts.

Seriously no questions answered but "Are you free at .. AM/PM?"

Gentlemen book "Are you available today / tomorrow at 3pm?

Can I confirm that it's £70 for half an hour, 3 things u list included?"

Yes, that's correct and 3pm all right. Call when you here to get house

number. Thank you. (plus you get approx location, NO full address)

Experience shows that those who ask questions apart from availability

do not show up so I just hang up on chat w*nk people. Easy to follow

guidelines up here and anyone after a "paid personal meeting" will do

so (IQ 70+, please: they can do it). Thank you and looking forward.

Available during the Xmas and holiday season as well: call on the day.

Will be free as selective and def no if applicant can't get it how I want

them to contact: arrange date with smart gents only to ensure it will

all go well, happy experience for both. Want fun, not grievance so

let's see how it goes in horizontal position... End of phone call if

anything else apart from time you want to see me: please respect

to get a yes. See you soon. Only way. Cheers. XX

Pictures are recent: myself (Sept 2010). Get what you see basis.

I do the three things listed. Prices all inclusive. As many times as

you wish and She Enjoys list in my profile means what it says.

Doing stuff for the money only: got a name so rather not.

Minimum booking half an hour (1-30 minute stay). Max 2hrs:

61-120min stay. I do not do overnight / quickie / 3hrs, etc.

With only. No CIM. Hotel, home, office visits possible.

Will travel 1,5hrs max. Public transport included in fees if

zone 1-6, Greater London. Otherwise return train extra.

Cab included in outcall fee (within 30 mins drive, up to £20).

Incalls preferred: please come if you drive. Thank you. XX

Nice lady, more like GFE. No kissing to avoid getting bugs

and a cough every other week. Clean and fresh: selected

clients only. Could you please arrive freshly showered:

shower afterwards available. Before ok as well if needed.

Semi-detached, nice warm flat. Off street parking.

Not reading any texts, emails as 80% timewasters, no

gentlemen. Same day app best or day before max, please,

to guarantee availability at time you want / at all. Phone

is switched off for long periods of time if busy with other

stuff. On when available. I see intelligent, articulate guys

who good company. Can not listen to voicemail or reply to

messages to number below. Not going to top it up as two

numbers and deleting all texts unread anyway. May text

you from my other number, ending 3331: "?Missed call.Pls call"

Will not text any1 anything else: ping pong texting: timewasters.

Pls call when you can talk. Thank you. Private numbers ignored.

Met really nice ppl: age/size, etc really does not matter if pleasant.

No drugs, non-smoker, non-smoking, clean house. Regret that I

do not see people who feel the need to address me as "darling,

love, babe, babes, honey, sweetie, whatever". No titles is best.

"Available?" Yes. / "Working?" No. Reject. Intelligent, educated

gentlemen: yes. Thank you. Selective and really only see

ppl who follow guidelines 100 per cent and respect everything

up here (fees, services, working hours, time / way to book).

Nice lady: friendly. Most escorts will agree that "too many idiots",

timewasters out there so developed strategy to prevent providing

free chatline to them. Diplomatic / bit off hand / indifferent over

the phone: friendly with the ones who invited and make it through

doorstep. Got enough experience to hear from accent, tone of

voice, language immediately if gentleman should be invited, lie

down with him desirable or not. NO BLACK GUYS, SORRY.

All escorts have preferences, even if not stated so no offence if

not invited. Not about the money but ensuring I'm meeting right

ppl only who I get on with, will not have to ask them to leave, etc.

"Do you see Asian guys?" is not "Are you free at three o'clock?"

so try not to blow it, please. Can't choose according to looks:

must choose according to brains. Can book as required: easy

peasy: will be all good. Thank you.

After agreeing on time we meet :) you get name of road,

(approx house number), first 3 digits of postcode and please call

when you here: you get exact house number once I see you here

and call from outside (short road). No info over the phone / text

or via email. All up here what I'm happy to share. We discuss

time you want and where you coming / where I'm going: one-minute

call, absolutely nothing else discussed. Hang up on those who do

not respect guidelines, want to chat / ask whatever.

Live / work same place. Some cancel, no shows. 80% calls is no

good, timewaster, wanting to get off on chatting to girls about their

measurements. Immediate no from me if it's not: "Hi, saw your

number on **. Are you available today / tomorrow?"

[and nothing else]. Yes. What time would you like to come?

Pls do not leave voicemail: can't listen to it on number below.

Please see my She Enjoys list and pictures in Gallery to

see what you can enjoy and with whom. QUESTIONS ABOUT

AVAILABILITY ONLY. Will not do and do not do anything that is

not listed. Simple. Whether it's shower with client / wearing

whatever for whoever: not here, not possible. Please focus on

what is listed / what is possible. Discerning gentlemen, age 18+.

Articulate, educated: "date" should be similar. Thank you.

********* *** DO NOT TEXT OR EMAIL. ***** *************

PHONE BOOKING ONLY. Please save my number if interested:

not always displayed. You can save profiles in Favourites on

computer or on ** as well to see details again before call.

You can see face pictures in Private Gallery if not displayed in

public one. It is me / myself in the pictures.

You get a full postcode that takes you next road, then please

call and follow instructions to come to mine. Thank you.

Phone number displayed when I get credit for Private Gallery

views. Credit per day to display number. You will find same

pair of boobs in Croydon listing to get a closer touch, even today.

Hair is different colour there. LOCATION: CROYDON.

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Total BS > Not the best way to market themselves > whoever it is needs much help and advice!!

If its not a joke, then I cant see this 'person' getting ANY business !!

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Phew! I do like to know a lot about a lady before I visit and I enjoy the slow build-up of a few emails in the weeks before a meeting. But this is just way too much. It might not be so bad if it wasn't so incoherent; she's obviously trying to get across some (only some) important points but they're just lost in the jumbled up mess. I didn't get further than about half-way through and I'd never return to her profile or consider booking.

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Basically she wants an educated articulate guy but does not want to talk to him until he gets across the threshold. :)

S x

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Phew! I do like to know a lot about a lady before I visit and I enjoy the slow build-up of a few emails in the weeks before a meeting. But this is just way too much. It might not be so bad if it wasn't so incoherent; she's obviously trying to get across some (only some) important points but they're just lost in the jumbled up mess. I didn't get further than about half-way through and I'd never return to her profile or consider booking.

Looks coherent enough for me. Might as well better have "jumbled up information", where you can make your decision, then where is hardly any at all.

I am surprised, that OP picked on this profile, because its far not unusual. The only reason, and its my guess, that she mentions: "NO BLACK GUYS,SORRY!". Anthony B: Are you Afro-Caribbean? I am 80% convinced, that you are. (otherwise you would not post about this ADW profile)

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Total BS > Not the best way to market themselves > whoever it is needs much help and advice!!

If its not a joke, then I cant see this 'person' getting ANY business !!

What is exactly BS regarding her profile? She gave enough useful information. Ok, they way she put the text on her ADW profile could do with some work, ie: better layout, define more paragraphs, check her syntax, grammar, punctuation, etc. (but since the English its not her first language, its perfectly understandable).

She also should do FAQ separately, not just mix it all in the body of text. Apart of that, I cant see any other probs.

BTW: her profile name, beatricebee26.

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Looks coherent enough for me. Might as well better have "jumbled up information", where you can make your decision, then where is hardly any at all.

I know you're a great one for making sure your clients read your profile Xenia, but this is a bit much for most punters surely ? Actually, I greatly enjoyed it, but it could be written in about one quarter the length and had more real info. It reads like a ramble rather than an advert, which is what it needs to be. What most surprised me buried in the middle was the statement "Nice lady, more like GFE. No kissing to avoid getting bugs and a cough every other week". A GFE with no kissing ! I could understand the odd punter (me included) getting a bit hacked off at this. Surely it should be up there in headlights?

I still like the profile though. If she kissed, she'd be my kind of gal :) .

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What is exactly BS regarding her profile? She gave enough useful information. Ok, they way she put the text on her ADW profile could do with some work, ie: better layout, define more paragraphs, check her syntax, grammar, punctuation, etc. (but since the English its not her first language, its perfectly understandable).

She also should do FAQ separately, not just mix it all in the body of text. Apart of that, I cant see any other probs.

BTW: her profile name, beatricebee26.

It's mostly the layout, just looking at that profile is overwhelming and made me go arrrg too much reading. Plus due to the grammar and spelling it's very hard to actually read it.

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My colour has nothing to do with me picking it as an example of a profile with too much information which would from a males perspective be rather off putting.

The reason i posted it was because she popped back up on my local area search tonight after being in another area for a while, i was surprised to see she was still going and read her profile and was amazed at how long and incoherent it was. If i was "picking on her" i would have posted her username name.

Which i see you just have.

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What is exactly BS regarding her profile? She gave enough useful information. Ok, they way she put the text on her ADW profile could do with some work, ie: better layout, define more paragraphs, check her syntax, grammar, punctuation, etc. (but since the English its not her first language, its perfectly understandable).

She also should do FAQ separately, not just mix it all in the body of text. Apart of that, I cant see any other probs.

BTW: her profile name, beatricebee26.

Sorry Xeina - didnt mean to offend, I was simply offering my opinion, to the OP, from a punters POV.

To me, her profile seems is just 'jumbled text', and it is quite apparent that she is not English, but she has not really spent enough time in preparing her profile.

Its like her 'shop window' and punters who look at it will decide whether to book her or not [after reading it], and I suspect many would just give up after a few sentances and move on to the next WG profile on the list.

So in reality it is important that she gets it right as it will have an effect on her income. I believe that she could improve it a great deal, and the comments here might well benefit her.

If she reads this post and acts upon them, then she will benefit by more punters taking the time to read it, and she will get more bookings from it !

So in answer to your question, my answer is PRESENTATION ;)

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If i was "picking on her" i would have posted her username name.

Which i see you just have.

You no need to spill it out and post her username. Anybody who read the "copy@paste" of your post could find her profile in the matter of seconds on ADW. Its the same like saying: "I am not going to tell the name of gnome, but he lives just round the corner under the big yellow mushroom with 3 white spots, the mushroom is under the only aspen tree in 100 mile radius, with a nest of the hawfinch, who has twisted beak, limping on the right leg, and calling himself "pretty boy". You can't miss it. :-P

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Looks coherent enough for me. Might as well better have "jumbled up information", where you can make your decision, then where is hardly any at all.

I am surprised, that OP picked on this profile, because its far not unusual. The only reason, and its my guess, that she mentions: "NO BLACK GUYS,SORRY!". Anthony B: Are you Afro-Caribbean? I am 80% convinced, that you are. (otherwise you would not post about this ADW profile)

Lovely Xenia, I agree it's coherent, and I like plenty of info about a lady before I book, but I don't want to have to read War and Peace to get there! As for the ethnicity comment, even if that was Anthony's reason I don't think that says anything about his ethnicity. I must admit, my leftie liberal whiskers initially bristle when I see the "no black or Asians" type comments in profiles; but then, if a lady has particular tastes surely she's entitled to express them? After all, why waste her time and that of Afro-Caribbean punters if she doesn't feel she'll be able to give them a genuinely good experience? I abhore racism but I fully admit that I prefer to party with Caucasian ladies (though I'd struggle to say exactly why), although it's not a hard and fast rule - I do find coffee-toned skin quite alluring. :)

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tell me how long you'd last reading this. Before you moved onto another potential meet.

To answer the question in the OP, I made it half way through the first paragraph before I just couldnt be bothered to read anymore.

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A good looking, busty, sophisticated lady with a sense of humour who is quite clear about her likes/dislikes in Lambeth for £100/hr seems like a bargain, may have a shot and see if i can pass the telephone test. I was very taken with the photo of her with her underwear on the clothes drier behind her, i'm betting tineye will clear that one as original.

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Beatrice seems to changed her access criteria, in addition to everything else, you now have to pay to see her private gallery before you can have the phone number to contact her & find out if you pass muster to make a booking - now is that a scam, or is that a scam ?

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i lost the will to live very early into the piece

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I lost the will to carry on after first 5 lines!!

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Beatrice seems to changed her access criteria, in addition to everything else, you now have to pay to see her private gallery before you can have the phone number to contact her & find out if you pass muster to make a booking - now is that a scam, or is that a scam ?

Why is it a scam? Its cost £1 per day for her to display tel number. If somebody pays £1 for a gallery, then this quid goes as a payment to display her number. She just don't want to spent her own money to display number, and if the client so eager to find out, he can spent one credit to view gallery, and then phone number will be shown on the profile automatically. (the next day though, I think).

I had one client mentioned to me, that he spent one credit to view my private gallery, just to find out what my number is. (poor chap, must hit his wallet hard, lol). He of course could just mail me, or Google my website to get my phone number from there. (But unfortunately far not many clients are bright enough to even realise that :-().

How it can be a scam, if she hardly get anything from it, (apart of her number shown on profile for clients convenience)? She certainly can't make any dosh from it. I am probably getting £3-£4 per month from the private gallery (which automatically goes as a payment to display my phone number). Can't see she can get much more then that, considering her gallery only £1 for a month access.

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I agree its very badly laid out but I agree with most of what she takes very long to get to the point of B)

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