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Booze And Punting...

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I was in a parlour one time waiting for my girl of my dreams to be ready and then in came another customer he had been to the pub across the road before hand. I dont know how they knew but the receptionist asked him if he had been drinking to which he replyed yes only one drink and then he was asked if he would leave beacuse its against the law to be under alchol when you punt. It was an interesting thing to notice and its made me more cautious If ive been drinking before I want a punt it now makes me think dont drink before or if so dont make it obvious that Ive had one. any one got any views or experience on this?

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I have no idea if it's against the law or not - I'd never heard that before. But it has been my policy for a while now never to see a client who has been drinking or doing illegal drugs, even if it's 'just one drink' or 'just weed'. Anything that alters your mental state makes you unpredictable. Spending time alone with a stranger is dangerous enough without adding intoxication into the mix.

Why only one drink? That's purely because I am not good at judging when someone has had too much. I had a really bad experience with a drunk client when I was new. Looking back there were a lot of warning signs when he booked and I should have turned the booking down, but when I arrived he met me in the hotel bar holding a drink that he'd almost finished. With my new rule, I would walk away at that point. As it was, I assumed he was ok because he talked and acted normal until we got to the room, and he had a complete personally switch. There were empty bottles and cans all over, he was absolutely wasted and was terrifying to be around. I will never put myself in that position again so I'm strict now. Even on overnights, dinner dates, etc. I think it puts a lot of clients off, and it certainly stopped me getting the late night and weekend work I used to get, but I just change my hours and tighten my budget and know that I'm staying safe :)

In my experience of drunk sex in real life, I would say that it's always better if everyone involved is sober. You will have more control over what's going on, and a clearer memory of what happened, if you weren't under the influence :)

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I'm certain there is no legal limit for punting! No doubt this guy had form on frequenting that parlour while pissed and they had had had enough.

Personally I don't drink before doing my other sport so why drink before punting?

(A glass or so with the lady before and in rest times is different and can be part of the plan)

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I'm certain there is no legal limit for punting!

Absolutely right. Nothing in the Licensing Act 2003 nor the Sexual Offences Acts.

Breathalysers in brothels !! :D:D

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I imagine she wanted to get rid of him for other reasons, and used the excuse of his drinking. Speaking for myself, it annoys me big time, if I have to share the lounge with people who are very drunk, as can happen, unsurprisingly up here in Scotland. I would never, visit a wg after drink.

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I was in a parlour one time waiting for my girl of my dreams to be ready and then in came another customer he had been to the pub across the road before hand. I dont know how they knew but the receptionist asked him if he had been drinking to which he replyed yes only one drink and then he was asked if he would leave beacuse its against the law to be under alchol when you punt. It was an interesting thing to notice and its made me more cautious If ive been drinking before I want a punt it now makes me think dont drink before or if so dont make it obvious that Ive had one. any one got any views or experience on this?

I never drink before a punt and I think it's a very sensible policy not to allow people who've been drinking in a parlour, even though it isn't really against the law... that would just be asking for trouble. Although I understand quite a few escorts will allow this as well as those who've been taking other substances... they are generally advertised as party girls.

I have been offered drinks a few times in various places... the most I've had is one glass of wine over the course of an hour booking... but to be honest, most times I only manage a couple of sips before the sexy girl arrives and I forget all about drinking and it just gets left.

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I don't drink beforehand. I've heard a few girls be concerned about anyone who has been drinking, and one place I used to frequent would not allow any man under the influence in the place. Makes sense to refuse those who have had a drink, indeed if the place has a website to make it a clear policy.

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I was in a parlour one time waiting for my girl of my dreams to be ready and then in came another customer he had been to the pub across the road before hand. I dont know how they knew but the receptionist asked him if he had been drinking to which he replyed yes only one drink and then he was asked if he would leave beacuse its against the law to be under alchol when you punt. It was an interesting thing to notice and its made me more cautious If ive been drinking before I want a punt it now makes me think dont drink before or if so dont make it obvious that Ive had one. any one got any views or experience on this?

Its funny that during the World Cup this year, a few Establishments in my locality were offering free beer with in-call punts!

I did find that quite strange and a potentially a dangerous marketing ploy.

Many people can handle drinking, and still act civil, however there is always the minority who react badly to tipple and I would think that’s one hassle a parlour could do without. Perhaps Brothels in holiday destinations where drink is available on tap [from what I have heard] are more set up for this, but not most UK City centre In-call establishments. Being a 'daytime only' punter, I would not dream of alcohol before a punt, plus I think it would dampen the whole experience..

I doubt that many WGs would appreciate a half-cut beer breathed punter slavering over them, nor would I fancy punting in any establishment whose 'dress code' was so lax!

As for Laws, I cannot see how any law could be broken here due to the nature of the said business, and I would doubt that any Establishment would really want to attract any unnecessary attention to themselves anyway !

So the answer is: Don’t Drink & Dive [muff]

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Being under the influence of drink or drugs, generally isn't conducive to great sex - although you may think so at the time, and can actually result in the client shooting himself in the foot. Or not maybe.

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Being under the influence of drink or drugs, generally isn't conducive to great sex - although you may think so at the time, and can actually result in the client shooting himself in the foot. Or not maybe.

Hmm, a sticky business, the client shooting himself in the foot(!). Enjoy your morning swim Ruth. x

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I would personally rather be sober, its much more fun when you can actually remember the punt!

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I would personally rather be sober, its much more fun when you can actually remember the punt!

It is common for wgs to offer wine or beer when the punter arrives. I always ask for a soft drink. Unfortunately this is usually Coca Cola, which I do not like, so I finish up with water.

Ladies, cold fresh orange juice is a delightful, refreshing thing to offer your visitors.

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I never drink before a punt, partly because I think that most ladies would be put off by the smell, but mainly because alcohol negatively effects my "performance".

I make an exception with my favourite WG who greets me with a glass of wine upon arrival.

However, I absolutely love having two or three pints after a session, to the extent that it has become practically an integral part of my punting routine. Anyone else with the same habit?

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i must be in the minority. i always have a drink or two before each punt.

there are a couple of reasons - i feel more relaxed and enjoy it more, i feel more relaxed so i last longer. having said that there is always the balance between feeling relaxed and not being able to come, not yet crossed for reasons of experience. ( learnt through gfs and wanking at home after a few! ;) )

alcohol only emphasises your natural personality. mine is more sleepy and relaxed rather than violent and disorderly so i have no problem having a couple before i go. but i can understand why some places dont allow punters who smell of drink as some do get very aggressive after a few.

for those that say they always want to remember the punt so dont drink - at what point do you black out? a pint of shandy? i mean seriously, couple of pints doesnt effect your memory/performance!

the only caveat would be if you are driving there and back, drink driving isnt big, it isnt clever. i choose not to visit girls i cant walk to or take public transport.

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I think all of my first punts involved one or two drinks beforehand, I don't think I would have gone through with it if I didn't have a drink.

The nerves aren't that bad these days, but if I'm in London and not driving, I find a quick lunchtime drink before a punt is very relaxing.

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come on, a quick line of "ching" heightens the climax 10 fold (most people who say other wise i would wager have most likely never actually partaken)......it does not make you any different from the outside, just inside. As long as its done in private away from the establishment where the act is to take place (or well before arrival if the WG is coming to you) no ones going to know - so what's the difference?

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come on, a quick line of "ching" heightens the climax 10 fold (most people who say other wise i would wager have most likely never actually partaken)......it does not make you any different from the outside, just inside. As long as its done in private away from the establishment where the act is to take place (or well before arrival if the WG is coming to you) no ones going to know - so what's the difference?

If there was no difference, you wouldn't be doing it would you?

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I remember that Mystiques in Bridgend used to open until the early hours at weekends to catch the post pub/club business.

I only ever visited during the day but most of the girls told me that they did not like working nights and there was a fair amount of drunken guys taking the mickey.

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I think all of my first punts involved one or two drinks beforehand, I don't think I would have gone through with it if I didn't have a drink.

The nerves aren't that bad these days, but if I'm in London and not driving, I find a quick lunchtime drink before a punt is very relaxing.

I know one or two clients who pop to the pub before coming around, which is fine. The only time there has been a problem has been when someone has had a bit too much dutch courage, and then the main detrimental effect is mostly to the client themselves.

Not sure what you mean by 'ching', whatever it is as long as it's in your own private life then that's up to you. Did once have a visitor who had obviously had more than "a line", and once again it affected him detrimentally in that he was unable to actually relax, was up and down like a jack in a box, kitchen, bathroom drinking lots of water, couldn't get into it(and with all this running about I was getting a bit suspicious too). Needless to say I sent him on his way, with a slight flea in his ear.

There is a fine line between confidence, relaxing and performance. When parting with your hard-earned I'm sure you want to get the most from your encounter, so doesn't make sense to then sabotage it for yourself now does it!

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I had a really bad experience with a drunk client when I was new. Looking back there were a lot of warning signs when he booked and I should have turned the booking down, but when I arrived he met me in the hotel bar holding a drink that he'd almost finished.

I had an appointment with a drunk client when I first started escorting - he had a carving knife under his pillow and threatened to cut my throat. Thankfully, I'd worked in pubs and had an ex who was an alcoholic so was more than capable of calming him down and avoiding things getting violent.

2nd time was a client who wanted me to fist and humiliate him (had a feeling I'd have my work cut out when he contacted me via email) - he was in a set of rented apartments where I soon gathered his work mates were also staying in various other apartments, so knew he wouldn't want to get too loud. He thought he would chance his hand at pushing boundaries, and I did explain he knew my rules. He was a complete twat.

However the delight I felt as I had him head down, ass up between 2 single beds, telling him how disgusting he was and how he made me feel sick, whilst giving him the fisting of his life, made up for his behaviour. He orgasmed, I walked out of the room, slipped off the rubber gauntlets and put them in carrier bag, disinfected myself and left the apartment without taking my fee.

Not sure how he dealt with the shit all over the walls and bedding, or if he had to explain it to the maids.

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I'm always tipsy when I punt, I love the relaxed feeling it gives me. I think it's the old thing that you wouldn't do anything under the influence of alcohol that you wouldn't do normally. I'm a pretty relaxed 'nice' guy so I just end up laughing a lot or telling bad jokes. Many times the girls I see partake in alcohol with me, one particularly funny time I had some vodka in my bag that I was using to mix in my companies branded water bottle. The WG on seeing this cracked up laughing, proceeded to take the piss out of me and wanted to have some. A regular girl I used to see used to bring me her fav wines to try out.

I didn't realise it was such a big thing!

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I had an appointment with a drunk client when I first started escorting - he had a carving knife under his pillow and threatened to cut my throat. Thankfully, I'd worked in pubs and had an ex who was an alcoholic so was more than capable of calming him down and avoiding things getting violent.

2nd time was a client who wanted me to fist and humiliate him (had a feeling I'd have my work cut out when he contacted me via email) - he was in a set of rented apartments where I soon gathered his work mates were also staying in various other apartments, so knew he wouldn't want to get too loud. He thought he would chance his hand at pushing boundaries, and I did explain he knew my rules. He was a complete twat.

However the delight I felt as I had him head down, ass up between 2 single beds, telling him how disgusting he was and how he made me feel sick, whilst giving him the fisting of his life, made up for his behaviour. He orgasmed, I walked out of the room, slipped off the rubber gauntlets and put them in carrier bag, disinfected myself and left the apartment without taking my fee.

Not sure how he dealt with the shit all over the walls and bedding, or if he had to explain it to the maids.

How did shit end up all over the walls?

did you smear it there?

Can a guy "cum" form being fisted?

SO many questions, I know. Sorry.

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How did shit end up all over the walls?

did you smear it there?

Can a guy "cum" form being fisted?

SO many questions, I know. Sorry.

Don't need much of an imagination really as this guy could take a full fist easily, and with next to no need to stretch. And NO I didn't smear it - that would be out of the question.

Yes, apparently fisting and wanking will produce and orgasm.

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Don't need much of an imagination really as this guy could take a full fist easily, and with next to no need to stretch. And NO I didn't smear it - that would be out of the question.

Yes, apparently fisting and wanking will produce and orgasm.

I'm curious... I apologise for this - but if you wank and fist - I take it that there was a shit eruption at precisely the same moment that he shot his spunk?

I am tempted to try a prostate massage but this revelation has very much put me off although I know there is a distinct difference between a finger and a fist!

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I have no idea if it's against the law or not - I'd never heard that before. But it has been my policy for a while now never to see a client who has been drinking or doing illegal drugs, even if it's 'just one drink' or 'just weed'. Anything that alters your mental state makes you unpredictable. Spending time alone with a stranger is dangerous enough without adding intoxication into the mix.Why only one drink? That's purely because I am not good at judging when someone has had too much. I had a really bad experience with a drunk client when I was new. Looking back there were a lot of warning signs when he booked and I should have turned the booking down, but when I arrived he met me in the hotel bar holding a drink that he'd almost finished. With my new rule, I would walk away at that point. As it was, I assumed he was ok because he talked and acted normal until we got to the room, and he had a complete personally switch. There were empty bottles and cans all over, he was absolutely wasted and was terrifying to be around. I will never put myself in that position again so I'm strict now. Even on overnights, dinner dates, etc. I think it puts a lot of clients off, and it certainly stopped me getting the late night and weekend work I used to get, but I just change my hours and tighten my budget and know that I'm staying safe :)

In my experience of drunk sex in real life, I would say that it's always better if everyone involved is sober. You will have more control over what's going on, and a clearer memory of what happened, if you weren't under the influence :)

Completely agree, wine along with hot and soft drinks are offered where i work, i used to drink wine to be socialable with clients, after 3 bookings, 2 hours at a time my mental state was confussing to say the least! im professional and im pretty sure the clients where none the wiser, the point is i felt rubbish inbetween the bookings and afterwards when i had been drinking, so i have no more than ONE glass now, to be socialable, if i have too, and i remember the bookings!

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