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Worst Punt When You Haven't Walked

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What's the worst punt that you haven't walked out on?

For me, it was with a girl I suspect must have been a TS, but not advertising as such, just working as an anonymous girl in a parlour. I could imagine all too easily what her life was like. I "made my excuses" and asked her to just give me a massage.

The thought did occur to leave straight away, but luckily it occurred to me that that must happen to her very frequently, and that she was just trying to earn a living with the difficult hand that life had dealt her. With that stoic thought in mind I was able to relax and enjoy the massage :)

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Totally misadvertised lady some years ago who leaned out of her window to direct me to her door in broad daylight.

I was too young and too intimidated to leave and paid to basically have a wank while trying not to look at the lady too much

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A woman off the other site a few years ago. Good feedback and communication but:

- incall took place at her house which was being done up and looked like a building site

- bathroom had no hot water

- the house was freezing cold with no heating

- despite saying she loved reverse oral in our e-mails she admitted that she didn't really like it and had never come from it

- after making me climax through oral she then displayed a complete ignorance of male biology/sexuality by trying to get me hard again straight away. and then tried to sit on top of my shrinking member without a condom.

Complete disaster, but to be honest a rarity amongst those I have had from the other site.

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Popped into one of my old locals for BJ and facial, and sawa girl who didn't know one end of a cock from the other! After 10 minutes or so i got her to stop, wanked off over tits and left.

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A tall young Russian girl in Imperial Wharf, London SW10. I booked her through her Cherry Girls ad. A few weeks later I saw she had managed to get herself on the books of various high-end London agencies at a heavily inflated rate, yikes! Luckily it looks like she has left the profession now.

She was using fake photos (I should have walked immediately - always a danger sign when a girl advertises herself with photos of someone else - I have only ever had one punt like that which turned out good.)

Flat was untidy, washing draped all over the bathroom, dirty bath, open tubes and mess and just generally gave the impression of a slob. Services were spectacularly awful, everything was off the menu except for reluctant sex in missionary which proved to be about as sexy as doing it with a blow-up doll. She claimed she had never done reverse oral in her life, not even with her boyfriend. She expected you to leave as soon as you had come once. Although she was tall and she looked slim, even model-like, in her photos, in person she was completely unfit and untoned, and she didn't have a nice soft feminine figure either, just saggy. Her pussy was the least attractive I've ever encountered, I don't have the vocabulary to describe why in detail but suffice to say it was puffy and flabby and off-putting. I have absolutely no idea why I stayed, except that I'd already handed over my cash and I guess I didn't at first expect the punt to be quite as bad as it was.

The thought of this punt still makes me a bit nauseous, months later. I've self-prescribed lots of "cleansing fucks" and that is working out well so far ;)

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Teddy of wobern few years back.she just did nothing so like screwing a frozen turkey and fatter than a turkey for 50

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Teddy of wobern few years back.she just did nothing so like screwing a frozen turkey and fatter than a turkey for 50

hahahahahahahaha !! - good that you can see the funny side of this once its a distant memory

Mine was with 'Natsumi' of various Asian agencies.

Physically just drop-dead gorgeous, with an incredible body, especially her breasts (which is why I stayed, despite the early warning signs: little eye contact, VERY uncommunicative - my mistake !!)

Didnt seem to like being touched and made no effort to form any kind of even basic 'connection' (even an illusory one).

Was a big disappointment as she really was as physically stunning as her photos......(minus the open, 'friendly' smiling face of course)

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Well, mine was with a mature chinese lady. 50ish (claimed to be 35!!). Slim and attractive.

Good massage.

Decent HR.

But simply COLD.

She knew I wanted to have sex with her and she refused me!

Unbelievable.

Oh, and I still see her now.

Cold still though, she won't have me oogling her body.

hahahahahahahaha !! - good that you can see the funny side of this once its a distant memory

Mine was with 'Natsumi' of various Asian agencies.

Physically just drop-dead gorgeous, with an incredible body, especially her breasts (which is why I stayed, despite the early warning signs: little eye contact, VERY uncommunicative - my mistake !!)

Didnt seem to like being touched and made no effort to form any kind of even basic 'connection' (even an illusory one).

Was a big disappointment as she really was as physically stunning as her photos......(minus the open, 'friendly' smiling face of course)

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Nina of Preston was a disappointment. I remember a very weird conversation dragging on for about 30 mins. She wasn't up for providing any service and hadn't bothered to freshen up before I arrived. Given so many positive FRs I suppose everyone can have an off day, but not an experience I'd ever want to endure again.

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Nina of Preston was a disappointment. I remember a very weird conversation dragging on for about 30 mins. She wasn't up for providing any service and hadn't bothered to freshen up before I arrived. Given so many positive FRs I suppose everyone can have an off day, but not an experience I'd ever want to endure again.

perhaps some girls do have an off day and I think that's what happened when i met Amber sweet petit. she was quite passive and didn't make me feel welcome and I didn't enjoy myself, her skin was too dry and she tasted horrible!

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About 2 years ago, arrived at a bit of a run down flat, found her door, she opened the door, average looks, quite skinny (in the bad way), when she smiled she has black between her teath. If i wasnt dying for a quickie i wouldve said sorry and left.

Since then ive always done a fair bit of research instead of meerly qickly browsing the profiles.

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Mine has to be one in Lincolnshire at what was a regular parlour then (3 years ago). They had just moved premises and when I called, the usual receptionist didn't answer. It turned out that I actually got the female owner on the telephone. She described a slim, luscious 30 year old with big breasts who gave wonderful services. When I got there, the WG was 70 if not older and was just awful. I settled for a quick hand job and then left.

I wrote a report on here and it was pulled after a few weeks as the parlour apparently tried to mask my negative report with a load of glowing, self written reports. I've been back a few times this year and there's one particular good WG there who I like to see. Most are just not up to scratch at the parlour though, so I'm not a regular.

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What's the worst punt that you haven't walked out on?

For me, it was with a girl I suspect must have been a TS, but not advertising as such, just working as an anonymous girl in a parlour. I could imagine all too easily what her life was like. I "made my excuses" and asked her to just give me a massage.

The thought did occur to leave straight away, but luckily it occurred to me that that must happen to her very frequently, and that she was just trying to earn a living with the difficult hand that life had dealt her. With that stoic thought in mind I was able to relax and enjoy the massage :)

Had shed loads in my early punting days,too many to narrow down to just one ..some total rip offs.Thank's to the internet and experiance I've got about a 80% succes rate now.

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I attended a party, not going to saw which one but it was out near West Ham direction.

When I arrived it was very uncomfortable - The girls were dis-interested, the organiser was argumentative and ordered the girls around.

I stayed about an hour ... one girl was even semi-deaf I think as I was talking to her and she just rabbited off, then I heard from another side of the room the words 'condom broke' ... its then that I left.

I felt dreadful afterwards as I know I should have left on arrival.

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Taunton about 5 years ago. Place just off the bottom end of Cheddon Road. Lady on phone said she was early 40's and being pretty keen to get on with Operation Punt, I turned up and knocked on the door only to have it answered by someone who I thought was the madame of the house who was clearly in her 60's. She lead me up to a room and then I suddenly realised the situation. I just got on with it but ended up asking for a wank as I just couldn't get into it.

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Worst punt most recently was Suki (007, A1, A Class Asian) / Yoko (Asiansupermodel) / Silvia (Olina Oriental). By far the biggest waste of time and money. Thai girls pride themselves for their exemplary service and attitude and have had many great services with them but this one was incredibly poor and she was rolling out the excuses right from the minute she opened the door. Attractive enough to want to have sex with but not nearly as hot as her pictures made out. No kissing despite of her insisting on mouthwash which was needless, the shower took way too long got the impression she was trying to eat up the clock, just an incredibly lazy passive performance and she seemed to get pissed off when I requested she change position and not make me do all the work. Made an excuse about not being able to kiss because of a mouth complication of some sorts but had no problem thrusting my cock up and down her mouth and made an excuse about a stomach problem hence not being able to do anal. She didn't shave her legs which was a little bit of a turn off. All in all I was on the cusp of walking out, not before she showed off her christmas present given by her boyfriend - a heart shape diamond necklace, which might have explained a lot. Wonder if her boyfriend gets the same kind of service. I highly doubt that.

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One I remember which was not as per expectations to even 1% was with a Chinese Girl in Geylang Lor 24 in singapore. It was 5 am in morning and I had to leave for India by a 9.00 am flight. I got up too early and since I was staying at a geylang hotel, choose to get ready and walk down and see if there was anything available. Problem was that I had only 55-60 singapore dollara with me while rest was in US dollars. I needed to retain 20-25 singapore dollars for my taxi from geylang to airport, since they do not take US dollars. Also it was not possible to convert US dollars to Singapore dollar at early morning time. This left me with 25-30 dollars to punt.

I took it as a challenge and ventered on to streets. There were a few pimps. One guys showed a few thai girls inside compund of a building for 45 dollars, one guy took to a place who showed chinese girls for 60 dollars. I thought I will not find any girls till I walked onto lor 24. There are a girl sitting on side of road wear a short skirt. She was chinese, looked quite good. As i walked to her she asked me if I wanted "Fucking". I reply yes and told her how much. she told 60 dollars. I told her 30 was all I would give her and she had to walk with me to next lane. My hotel room was in lor 20. She told she would not go to other lane as she was too tired (later I learned that they do not go to other lors and only work in their own lanes). I told then I had no money to take room in this lor. She said she will book room at her cost. So it was agreed at a price of 30 dollars with room.

She took me to the small cottage type room just near where we were standing. Inside she asked me to pay 5 dollars to a guy who also gave her condom. I told she had to pay it and she nooded to sa that she will only take 25 now.

Once inside the room I undressed while she undressed and went to shower to clean her parts. After that she just came on bed, started to suck my nipple for 2 mins or so till I got it hard. She put on condom and sucked the tool for 1-2 mins. She then lay on back and pointed at her pussy and told me to start sex. She told me I should be fast as she got only 25. She did not allow kissing etc. and just lay there and told me to do as soon as possible. I was out in 3-4 mins and total session in room could be 8-10 mins max. Apart from the fact that I got to see a full nude small breasted chinese and touch her this was a sort of masterbation session for me with no response from her at all. I would term this one as one of the worst experience but looking at what I paid her it was still worth it.

(Best part of this was after I returned to India in evening and went to shower I realised that I still had her lipstick marks around my nipple. Luckily I went to shower without my missus seeing my body. )

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I had 2 dreadful punts in 2010

First was at a well known establishment in Milton Keynes. Quite simply the lady concerned had the most awful stench and she had such a flabby stomach she looked like she had a baby that morning. finished with a covered BJ and was gone. to be fair the agancy did put things right.

Second was LUCY LONG LIPS / GORGEOUS GEORGIA of Ely whe advertises on the other site. Attitude was dreadful. In her day she probably had a good body. Unfortunately her day was many many years ago. It was like shagging a half inflated doll.

Don't ask me why I didn't leave as I've no idea

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Worst punt most recently was Suki (007, A1, A Class Asian) / Yoko (Asiansupermodel) / Silvia (Olina Oriental). By far the biggest waste of time and money. Thai girls pride themselves for their exemplary service and attitude and have had many great services with them but this one was incredibly poor and she was rolling out the excuses right from the minute she opened the door. Attractive enough to want to have sex with but not nearly as hot as her pictures made out. No kissing despite of her insisting on mouthwash which was needless, the shower took way too long got the impression she was trying to eat up the clock, just an incredibly lazy passive performance and she seemed to get pissed off when I requested she change position and not make me do all the work. Made an excuse about not being able to kiss because of a mouth complication of some sorts but had no problem thrusting my cock up and down her mouth and made an excuse about a stomach problem hence not being able to do anal. She didn't shave her legs which was a little bit of a turn off. All in all I was on the cusp of walking out, not before she showed off her christmas present given by her boyfriend - a heart shape diamond necklace, which might have explained a lot. Wonder if her boyfriend gets the same kind of service. I highly doubt that.

Oh yes I remember seeing Suki a few months ago. Has her level of service dropped that much? I saw her a couple times last year and the first few times were pretty good. Not the best oriental girl but was quite sweet, nice body, a good kisser and very nice OWO, but the last time I saw her wasn't the best and she was quite passive in that session if I recall so I didn't go back but her new pictures are very sexy so was thinking about seeing her again but since you gave that damning account I better think twice.

Having a boyfriend doesn't do any favours for her if she wants to continue being an escort. I'm sure it played a factor into her not wanting to kiss.

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I saw someone in the north east who had a reputation of specalizing in oral and she was a total, total let down. Couldn't be bothered, wore pretty much the exact opposite to what I requested, wasn't too good looking (which I already knew. Awful teeth -shudder-) and most disapointing of all, the most lackluste BJ I've ever had. I think she's on the verge of retiring now though thankfully.

I've had similar let-downs and it's always so depressing, not just for the bad experience and waste of money, but the witnessing of really half-arsed attitudes in 'professional' escorts and knowing that deep down they don't really want to be doing it.

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"Don't have permission to edit my post" apparently...

Almost forgot...not long ago an asian girl from the other site. I knew it was a bad idea when I was nearby and she said she would be another 5-10 minutes as she was still in the bath, despite me having phoned hours in advance. I was right. No kissing, told me no anal because I was 'too big', even though I was still in my trousers. Spent about five minutes baby-wiping my already very clean cock before oral for a minute, then getting on all fours for me to fuck, and then telling me to leave after a pointless 'massage'. In and out in about 20 minutes. Bloody cold, cold night aswell!

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Sometimes I have also got the urge to walk after the girl opens the door when she the girl doesn't meet my expectations but I found it that those punts have turned out to be not as bad as feared and their service makes up for not looking as I would have hoped. But this last asian girl was really taking the piss and I felt insulted throughout the session and left with a really bitter taste. Service over looks any day.

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kendra of la maison was my worst punt by a mile, no kissing no cim and no anal she said before we got going which were all on her list of extras, so it must have been me !! it went downhill very fast from the start but you live and learn !!

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Several Years ago at a parlour in Ashby; shown in to room by cracking receptionist and invited to undress, girl will be with you soon.

Undressed, cock by this time just short of chin when in walked "A Whale" She gave me a massage then asked me how I wanted it - no choice, me on top LOL

She lay on the couch hanging over each side, I climbed up and she gave me a wank to get me hard, fortunately I came all over her, didn't fancy disappearing!

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Worst punt most recently was Suki (007, A1, A Class Asian) / Yoko (Asiansupermodel) / Silvia (Olina Oriental). By far the biggest waste of time and money. Thai girls pride themselves for their exemplary service and attitude and have had many great services with them but this one was incredibly poor and she was rolling out the excuses right from the minute she opened the door. Attractive enough to want to have sex with but not nearly as hot as her pictures made out. No kissing despite of her insisting on mouthwash which was needless, the shower took way too long got the impression she was trying to eat up the clock, just an incredibly lazy passive performance and she seemed to get pissed off when I requested she change position and not make me do all the work. Made an excuse about not being able to kiss because of a mouth complication of some sorts but had no problem thrusting my cock up and down her mouth and made an excuse about a stomach problem hence not being able to do anal. She didn't shave her legs which was a little bit of a turn off. All in all I was on the cusp of walking out, not before she showed off her christmas present given by her boyfriend - a heart shape diamond necklace, which might have explained a lot. Wonder if her boyfriend gets the same kind of service. I highly doubt that.

Perhaps you should take her a diamond something next time and she might provide a better service. I have seen her a few times and have had great times with her. She does not wear make up and things but she is a pretty girl naturally so that does not bother me. You must admit she has a good body too.

My worst punt ever ( I have had a few) must be with ebony Makusi from the other site. She has ceased to exist online. Booked her late for an outall against better judgement. Sounded lovely on the phone. It turned out to be a cliche but that was not the problem. She simply stank all over. Within few minutes of getting undressed I told her it was not working for me and we should call it a day. I had paid her already. After she left my bedroom was filled with her body odour and I could still smell her the next day and I am not kidding. I later saw a review by someone else complaining about the same which she vehemently was denying. Yuk....

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