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Two weeks a home with the Mrs and the kids. No chance to get away without her wanting to come along either. I love and hate the Christmas holidays.

No sex, 1st she has the kids in the bed, then she's on the rag and finally gets a cold. I can't even have enough time to have a wank in the bathroom without her calling me or one of the kids knocking on the door. Plus the bathroom does not help me in the mood. <_<

She says she'll take the kids to the park with should take an hour but shes back in 12 minutes because it's cold. (UTM cancels pr0n download) <_<

Then she manages to make me spend my January punting fund in the sales. <_<

It really makes me need that hour to relax and feel good but now I'll have to wait another month. :(

Anyone else had a bad holiday for this type of thing?

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As far as punting goes, it has been a disaster! :(

I had a list of 8 "to see" girls to choose from and was planning on three punts, over xmas/new year week. I've managed a big fat zero! Some of the girls weren't working, some said they were but didn't answer emails/phone calls. Made a booking and a girl cancelled due to not wanting to drive in fog, made another booking on the phone, then the girl checked where I lived and said it would have to be 90mins not an hour cos of the the travelling distance...I've never seen her before and her telephone manner was very abrupt, so I said no! Have sent out about 10 text messages and 20 emails in total, to try and get a booking... but no joy! <_<

Today I was looking at the other site and a girl I want to see has on her profile, "available tuesday the 5th", I've put a booking request in, but she hasn't read it...I think she has lost track of what day it is and means wednesday the 5th! :huh:

I guess I still have all my cash and January could be a busy punting month for me! :)

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In a word .No!. Pre xmas punt for a couple of hours, two weeks of peace and quiet with Mrs Jones ,plenty of 'sexy time' whenever we felt like it... Oh and she watches porn with me for good measure ;-) And cricket too!

Hate me at your liesure :-)

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Two weeks a home with the Mrs and the kids. No chance to get away without her wanting to come along either. I love and hate the Christmas holidays.

No sex, 1st she has the kids in the bed, then she's on the rag and finally gets a cold. I can't even have enough time to have a wank in the bathroom without her calling me or one of the kids knocking on the door. Plus the bathroom does not help me in the mood. <_<

She says she'll take the kids to the park with should take an hour but shes back in 12 minutes because it's cold. (UTM cancels pr0n download) <_<

Then she manages to make me spend my January punting fund in the sales. <_<

It really makes me need that hour to relax and feel good but now I'll have to wait another month. :(

Anyone else had a bad holiday for this type of thing?

Sounds like you've had a rubbish time mate. I can really identify with you: I've only managed four punts since Christmas. :D

(Sorry!)

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In a word .No!. Pre xmas punt for a couple of hours, two weeks of peace and quiet with Mrs Jones ,plenty of 'sexy time' whenever we felt like it... Oh and she watches porn with me for good measure ;-) And cricket too!

Hate me at your liesure :-)

Well, I'm not too bothered about the other stuff, but watching cricket; that's just too good to be true!

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I know tell me about it , so glad I traded in the old model for this one , best move I ever made !

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In a word .No!. Pre xmas punt for a couple of hours, two weeks of peace and quiet with Mrs Jones ,plenty of 'sexy time' whenever we felt like it... Oh and she watches porn with me for good measure ;-) And cricket too!

Hate me at your liesure :-)

Why bother punting.

Missus sent me out just before Xmas so she could have some quality time with her latest girlfriend. She even suggested where I should go for a FBSM. :cool:

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You may have just trumped me there sir , I bow before you :-)

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Why bother punting.

Missus sent me out just before Xmas so she could have some quality time with her latest girlfriend. She even suggested where I should go for a FBSM. :cool:

Now that's an understanding Missus! She has a friend as well, talk about all your Christmases coming at once.

The last time I was allowed out by myself was before Christmas so I am due some fun soon. Just a question of planning. Next Tuesday looks promising

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Now that's an understanding Missus! She has a friend as well, talk about all your Christmases coming at once.

The last time I was allowed out by myself was before Christmas so I am due some fun soon. Just a question of planning. Next Tuesday looks promising

I did ask if I could stay and watch but her friend was too shy LOL

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I was having a similar problem trying to arrange a punt on Christmas Eve. Called first girl and got answer phone. Left message for punt next day. No reply. Called next girl for punt at lunchtime again left message, no reply. Then called 3 other girls and all said they were not working so gave up at that point. I did manage a very nice punt on boxong day though so not a complete disaster.

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Yes, this has been a dreadful Xmas, for many of the same reasons (except not too bothered about punting, or not) ; I was genuinely happy to be back at work this morning.

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Well, I'm not too bothered about the other stuff, but watching cricket; that's just too good to be true!

I had a great Christmas, and being an "at home Barmy army cadet" I am LOVING this festive period.

I have also had some super assignations with some other cricket lovers. What could be better, sexy times and talking about Messrs Strauss, Cook, Trott spanking the Aussies. I even had an additional Sky line put in my bedroom - now that's dedication.

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I had a great Christmas, and being an "at home Barmy army cadet" I am LOVING this festive period.

I have also had some super assignations with some other cricket lovers. What could be better, sexy times and talking about Messrs Strauss, Cook, Trott spanking the Aussies. I even had an additional Sky line put in my bedroom - now that's dedication.

Do you have a cricket box? :o

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Feeling very frustrated - my work-place is very 'family friendly' which is great for them but as 30% of the staff are on 'term-time' contracts which mean they don't work school holidays it means the rest of us without school-age kids have no time off apart from weekends/Bank Hols, which are tied up with shopping and other commitments. So when a WG I fancy some makes a New Year offer, I can't slip in the time for it. Add to that two of these 'family friendly' characters owe me money for several Journey tickets which I thoughtfully bought at the venue for them ( £4.50 in booking fees saved for each ), and they won't cough up the cash till next week.

When that comes 'This is my escape, yes , I'm on my way'

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Feeling very frustrated - my work-place is very 'family friendly' which is great for them but as 30% of the staff are on 'term-time' contracts which mean they don't work school holidays it means the rest of us without school-age kids have no time off apart from weekends/Bank Hols, which are tied up with shopping and other commitments. So when a WG I fancy some makes a New Year offer, I can't slip in the time for it. Add to that two of these 'family friendly' characters owe me money for several Journey tickets which I thoughtfully bought at the venue for them ( £4.50 in booking fees saved for each ), and they won't cough up the cash till next week.

When that comes 'This is my escape, yes , I'm on my way'

My kids are all adults now. I booked christmas week off work in june. got seriously grumped at cos them with kids wanted those 3 days off.

But I like a long christmas break too - so tough.

booked christmas week 2011 already. laws of baggy rules doesnt it?!

Oh - and i didnt get my pre christmas punt in till 3rd Jan cos of stuff happening.

Edited by Coventrypunter

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Two weeks a home with the Mrs and the kids. No chance to get away without her wanting to come along either. I love and hate the Christmas holidays.

No sex, 1st she has the kids in the bed, then she's on the rag and finally gets a cold. I can't even have enough time to have a wank in the bathroom without her calling me or one of the kids knocking on the door. Plus the bathroom does not help me in the mood. <_<

She says she'll take the kids to the park with should take an hour but shes back in 12 minutes because it's cold. (UTM cancels pr0n download) <_<

Then she manages to make me spend my January punting fund in the sales. <_<

It really makes me need that hour to relax and feel good but now I'll have to wait another month. :(

Anyone else had a bad holiday for this type of thing?

Great post UTM - Almost exactly my sentiments. I go back to work on Monday, and I cannot wait. I've been researching and planning on the sly, roll on Monday.

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booked christmas week 2011 already. laws of baggy rules doesnt it?!

Totally agree with you Coventrypunter - if you can bagsy the leave a year in advance good on you. Those with school-age kids can squirm all they like if they can't plan a year ahead. I hope they offer you various inducements to relinquish your leave, and you politely decline. After all it usually takes more than a year to plan on marrying some-one and then starting a family, so if they can't plan a year ahead for a christmas break, tough.

Everyone does take more than a year planning a family now don't they B)

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As far as punting goes, it has been a disaster! :(

I had a list of 8 "to see" girls to choose from and was planning on three punts, over xmas/new year week. I've managed a big fat zero! Some of the girls weren't working, some said they were but didn't answer emails/phone calls. Made a booking and a girl cancelled due to not wanting to drive in fog, made another booking on the phone, then the girl checked where I lived and said it would have to be 90mins not an hour cos of the the travelling distance...I've never seen her before and her telephone manner was very abrupt, so I said no! Have sent out about 10 text messages and 20 emails in total, to try and get a booking... but no joy! <_<

Today I was looking at the other site and a girl I want to see has on her profile, "available tuesday the 5th", I've put a booking request in, but she hasn't read it...I think she has lost track of what day it is and means wednesday the 5th! :huh:

I guess I still have all my cash and January could be a busy punting month for me! :)

Pretty much my experience this Xmas too. Just as I have time on my hands, all the girls disappear, fail to return calls/texts/emails.

Soon as they're back in Jan & skint from Xmas they'll prob be sending those annoying advertising texts & expect us to answer quick enough.

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I've had a punt free Xmas period and I'm not at all upset by it - had a good time off work spending some time with my nearest and dearest, chilling out, going for meals, and doing a few shared activities along the way

Sometimes you need a break from the old routine and that includes punting (though to be fair I don't punt that regularly in the first place) - it's amazing what alternative (non-sexual) fun you can get up to for the price of a punt when you have some time off work and set your mind to it and I find the Christmas break gives me ample opportunity to do them!

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Two weeks a home with the Mrs and the kids. No chance to get away without her wanting to come along either. I love and hate the Christmas holidays.

No sex, 1st she has the kids in the bed, then she's on the rag and finally gets a cold. I can't even have enough time to have a wank in the bathroom without her calling me or one of the kids knocking on the door. Plus the bathroom does not help me in the mood. <_<

She says she'll take the kids to the park with should take an hour but shes back in 12 minutes because it's cold. (UTM cancels pr0n download) <_<

Then she manages to make me spend my January punting fund in the sales. <_<

It really makes me need that hour to relax and feel good but now I'll have to wait another month. :(

Anyone else had a bad holiday for this type of thing?

Your xmas break sounds almost identical to mine so far! And I'm still off work!

Luckily I managed to get two punts in just before the xmas break.

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Do you have a cricket box? :o

No, but Pandora's box is full of surprises.....

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Yeah not good,lined up 3 -4 girls and they are all either off on Holiday (Probably well deserved) or just unavailable,one girl said she's "slammed" with e-mails and txts and is booked solid for 3 weeks (Good on her).

Desperate for a punt, I know that I will have to look further afield or just settle for 2nd best and book a girl -any girl!

I've never really punted at this time of year before - don't think I ever will again!

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Had a very frustrating Christmas for all the reasons already mentioned. Back at work yesterday, immediately found an excuse to visit a client and popped into a regular parlour in Sidcup. One of the girls I have seen before as a duo and reported on was working so thought should be enjoyable. What a mistake. Paid for an hour & left in 20mins! What a terribly disappointing way to start the New Year. My New Year resolution is now to avoid parlours.

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I managed to slip out between Xmas and New Year on the excuse of going to the Gym. Someone who has been on my must see list was working on the 28th and in order to cover my tracks I managed 45 mins with the lady and 25 mins on the running machine set to a very fast speed in order to get red faced and sweaty for the second time.Very quick shower and back just as she gets back from shopping. I had a wet towel and sweaty ruinning shirt to proove it unlike one of my friends who always used golf as an excuse but forgot once to put his golf clubs in the car.

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