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I may be wasting my time and my money but part of my new year resolution is to explore all kinds of sexual silliness. And so I'm trying the herbal additives. At the moment I'm on a course of maca and muira puama. Both are from South America and therefore must be good! I'm not expecting rock hard erections or tidal waves of sperm- as promised on the more exotic web sites- but you never know.

Has anyone else tried herbs to improve their erections? I know the reply will be why bother when there are tried and tested chemicals like viagra, but I think I need a bit of stiffening rather than the full chemical cosh. What were your reactions?

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maca and muira puama

Sounds like a character off 'In The Night Garden' :P

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Sounds like a character off 'In The Night Garden' :P

Too true.

I ought to stick to the only known natural aphrodisiac for women from South Ameica. Chocolate!

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I remember once trying some herbal concoction I bought at a festival. It didn't work, just gave me a headache equivalent to taking viagra and amyl nitrate on top of a hangover - never again!

Edited by Sheepy11

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I recall a rather humourous thread on a footy forum, where a few of the lads were trying out maca root, for its reknowned properties of making all men being able to do 'a Peter North'. One in particular stuck with it for a few weeks. The humour came from his daily blog style updates. But the short of it; he abstained from sex and masturbation for a few days. When he eventually got it on with his significant other the results were pretty explosive. The semen is supposedly more watered down but the result is theres more of it and it shoots further.

Let us know how you get on.

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These are all confirmed herbal aphrodisiacs -

1. Freshly grated horseradish applied to your scrotum will give you added staying power.

2. Aniseed myrtle taken at night with a can of Panda Pops will greatly increase the cc of sperm produced.

3. Fresh Thyme worn around ones neck acts like cat nip for the ladies but only in Merthyr Tydfil.

4. Mustard seeds rubbed in your eyes reduces the chance of erectile dysfunction.

5. Rhubarb leaves eaten raw will add 3" to your penis overnight.

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You may want to watch this interesting herb programme. Very informative indeed.

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And there was me going to come to your establishment to bench test the results! (laughing)

But if you see some poor chap, dressed as parsley the lion, clutching horseraddished testicles in one hand and clawing out his mustard covered eyes with the other, rolling around outside your establishment- please don't put the pictures on You Tube!

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You may want to watch this interesting herb programme. Very informative indeed.

Hmmm, I am sitting here thinking of how exactly you came across that clip :lol:

Feeling broody? :P;)

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Have to say, and not particularly in direct response to your question, that I had a multi-year relationship with alternative medicine (ranging from vitamins to supplements to herbs, Dr. Bach, etc.) mainly in the quest for athletic performance improvement (pretty competitive distance runner.) I pursued all of it in a very organised way. After a considerable amount of time (years) and an even more considerable amount of money, I stopped taking everything. Without going into a lot of rather dull details, I could find no evidence of any sort whatsoever that so much as one of the numerous supplements I took had any measurable or prove-able beneficial impact on either my health or performance. Since stopping, I have been well north of 60 quid better off every month, and my health and performance have been completely unchanged. I rather suspect that impending legislation of the alternative medicine industry will see the government, for once, actually protecting fools from themselves.

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Of course you are totally right, Trolly (Apart from the presumption that any government can ever legislate to prevent a fool and his money being parted.)But it was a cheap offer on Amazon and I thought it worth the go. If it don't work, little loss. If it does work, it will probably be the placebo effect kicking in.

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My advice.

Cut out alcohol and tobacco if you haven't already.

Drink lots of water.

Invest in a juicer, have a hit of vitamin c in the morning (apples, oranges) with some fresh ginger. Second juice of the day make it veg with a high water content; cucumber, celery with some beetroot.

Lastly eat lots of nuts (non salted or coated).

All the above with have a much positive, cheaper and more instant effect on your health, appearance and sexual performance than any wonder drug or herb.

Edited by Mr DivineMK

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I've never smoked and gave up booze a year ago. Ugh to vegetables, never trusted them. I suppose I will have to admit to advancing age and go with the tried and tested chemicals, thuogh I hate the headaches and feeling your head is about to expand like a football.

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Well after a week, the results are in!

hmmmmmmm

A slight increase in firmness, a slight increase in unexpected firmness (casual women in the street causig a stir in the pants) . Nothing too noticable, but not a total loss.

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I don't take any real herbs but in last few months I started to take a glass of carrot juice every morning and pineapple pulp juice every afternoon. It has I feel made a change to sexual performance and also overall health.

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Well after a week, the results are in!

hmmmmmmm

A slight increase in firmness, a slight increase in unexpected firmness (casual women in the street causig a stir in the pants) . Nothing too noticable, but not a total loss.

I think a stern talking to will do the trick, they say you should always take a firm hand in limp situations :o

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I think a stern talking to will do the trick, they say you should always take a firm hand in limp situations :o

This is a scientific experiment, so I have to take myself in hand! Mrs. L would beat anything firm to death and to quote Mike Myers, most working dirls "would give a dog a bone!" so no use asking them to do the measuring.

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Here is the magic spell from Xenia the witch! lol

You need to have 3 teaspoons of dry parsley and three spoons of cinnamon. Mix them together and boil in the 5 cups of water (each cup about 200 grams, or half of pint, so all together a one litre)

When you done that, on the rising moon crescent (to late now, next one from 10th of February until 17th of February), you need to put one cup of the above mixture in the bath, fill the bath with the water and when you submerse yourself say:

Dear Luna, Magnificent moon!

Please make my dick hard as a spoon

Angel number fifteen, you knowing your way

Devil at help but I aint' his prey!

After you get out of this "magic bath" dont dry yourself. You need to do it for 5 consecutive days.

Works every time! (Not sure it does with Uri Geller though ;-)

Edited by Xenia

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Here is the magic spell from Xenia the witch! lol

You need to have 3 teaspoons of dry parsley and three spoons of cinnamon. Mix them together and boil in the 5 cups of water (each cup about 200 grams, or half of pint, so all together a one litre)

When you done that, on the rising moon crescent (to late now, next one from 10th of February until 17th of February), you need to put one cup of the above mixture in the bath, fill the bath with the water and when you submerse yourself say:

Dear Luna, Magnificent moon!

Please make my dick hard as a spoon

Angel number fifteen, you knowing your way

Devil at help but I aint' his prey!

After you get out of this "magic bath" dont dry yourself. You need to do it for 5 consecutive days.

Works every time! (Not sure it does with Uri Geller though ;-)

I tried this. I think people need to specify the size of the spoon. My demitasse 'spoon' is not the ladle I was hoping for.

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If you say so Xenia, though I'm almost certain that's Heston Blumenthal's christmas turkey recipe.

(note to self; never make feeble jokes to witches who know spells to grow and possibly shrink your tadger!)

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From info I've read your combo effectively increase the "free" testosterone in the bloodstream by releasing the "bound testosterone". It's claimed it needs to be used for a few weeks or longer for optimum results.

Google " Super Miraforte" for more info.

There are some very interesting posts, re herbs, etc, on ISG in the "Viagra and ..." thread.

I may be wasting my time and my money but part of my new year resolution is to explore all kinds of sexual silliness. And so I'm trying the herbal additives. At the moment I'm on a course of maca and muira puama. Both are from South America and therefore must be good! I'm not expecting rock hard erections or tidal waves of sperm- as promised on the more exotic web sites- but you never know.

Has anyone else tried herbs to improve their erections? I know the reply will be why bother when there are tried and tested chemicals like viagra, but I think I need a bit of stiffening rather than the full chemical cosh. What were your reactions?

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