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Usefull Clients

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Here is a question I've been meaning to ask for a while.

Ladies, do you have clients that have been usefull to you? In the fact that you meet people from all walks of life and professions. Has any, been say, an accountant and been able to offer financial advice or maybe a plumber that's been able to fix that leaky tap? Sure there must be some interesting stories

Punters, have you been that usefull client that's been able to help out the Lady in some way other than sexually?

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Here is a question I've been meaning to ask for a while.

Ladies, do you have clients that have been usefull to you? In the fact that you meet people from all walks of life and professions. Has any, been say, an accountant and been able to offer financial advice or maybe a plumber that's been able to fix that leaky tap? Sure there must be some interesting stories

Punters, have you been that usefull client that's been able to help out the Lady in some way other than sexually?

Do you perhaps have a hidden agenda here IK?;)

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Ladies, do you have clients that have been usefull to you?

Never.

:D

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Have a client who is a vet, he sorts out my labrador's anal glands now and again.

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I was with an Escort once and near the end I mentioned what I do for a living (IT/Webdesign) she had a few problems with her current web designer and web master so asked me to look at her site.

I was there for another 30 mins helping her out and giving her advice. She told me how much she paid for her site, I advised I could have done it cheaper left her my details to pass on to other girls who may need my services. She was happy to take it but nothing ever came of it.

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This thread reminded me of a lady that used to do a regular blog on the old system of P/N, said at time she would consider a fair exchange for services as her flat was being done up. I also know of a wg that says on a site that she would be grateful if someone could fix her computer.

BVK

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Have a client who is a vet, he sorts out my labrador's anal glands now and again.

Does the dog charge him for that?

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Do you perhaps have a hidden agenda here IK?;)

No hidden agenda at all.......honsetly. ;)

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I also know of a wg that says on a site that she would be grateful if someone could fix her computer.

There is a lady (photographs on her site show a very slim and elegant figure) who was offering to provide services in return for chain-saw instruction from a certified instructor. I don't think I enquired whether my sheep-dipping certificate might interest her, but the idea of a domme (this lady isn't) "massaging" a slave's balls with a chain-saw was rather, er, um....

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One particular punt I was asked by this WG is massage her sore back .-- I happily obliged but then wouldnt let me stop for nearly an hour . She then started the booking time from scratch. Still trying to figure out whether I was had or not !:D

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I once met a client who offered to help me make my will.

You may wonder how the subject of wills came up during an appointment

but it was when the conversation turned to careers past and present and

he asked me to guess what he did for a living.....

The business card he left with me did indicate that he was genuine

but I declined his offer and made my own arrangements.

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I knew a lady who used to have a bloke who came round and mowed her lawn for the odd blow job, (not euphomisms), he got a bit pissed of when I moved in and took over these jobs, but hey i was there on the spot. I remember she used to hate ironing, I didn't mind, once she was talking to a GUM nurse who asked did she have a partner. She said yes and the nurse asked asked who do you go on for a sex life as presumably you get enought in your working life? She replied 'we call it blow jobs for ironing.'

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On a sweaty summer's day, my services were required as a heating engineer to mend her air-conditioner unit!

Needless to say, I had a damn good workout afterwards - still got sweaty tho

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Punters, have you been that usefull client that's been able to help out the Lady in some way other than sexually?

Interpreter once, for a day.

Punt of the century overnight after that. Probably not a direct connection between the two, though. She had some previous relevant form.

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Interpreter once, for a day.

Punt of the century overnight after that. Probably not a direct connection between the two, though. She had some previous relevant form.

I've been seeing a lovely client that for over seven years now has been driving up from London and kept my computers going.

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I had a client that was a very useful electrician and sorted various lighting problems out for me. Bless him.

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Oh yes, clients can be very useful at times. I have had advice from IT guys, legal advice, car advice all kinds of advice. I have a couple of clients I can call on to check out hotels for me. One time, I was checking into a hotel in London for a tour and I realised I had forgotten my credit card. I called my first client and asked for his help. He kindly checked me in with his credit card and I checked out with cash. How trusting was that?

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i used to see a jessica of york, she still works on blondes, she was a sneaky lil fuck but still baught her some waredrobes and new carpet, she did work most of it off but i dont think i'll make the same mistake again, Grrr but i guess all girls are not so sneaky just told so many lies, lol saying that i have lent another girl some money but she paid it back in kind, god am i a soft touch?

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............... One time, I was checking into a hotel in London for a tour and I realised I had forgotten my credit card. I called my first client and asked for his help. He kindly checked me in with his credit card and I checked out with cash. How trusting was that?

What else could a gentleman possibly do, faced with a lady in such a predicament?

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Here is a question I've been meaning to ask for a while.

Ladies, do you have clients that have been usefull to you? In the fact that you meet people from all walks of life and professions. Has any, been say, an accountant and been able to offer financial advice or maybe a plumber that's been able to fix that leaky tap? Sure there must be some interesting stories

Punters, have you been that usefull client that's been able to help out the Lady in some way other than sexually?

Even when client is a professional is it necessary to avail their services for free? Knowingly or unknowingly he may expect a few free service from the girl too. It could be better they stick to service provider / client relationship only. Those who expect to get something for free should be kind hearted to even give something for free.

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Have a client who is a vet, he sorts out my labrador's anal glands now and again.

Thanks for that! Where are the mods when you need them!!

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A couple of years ago I visited a girl I'd seen many times before and after the usual highly enjoyable frolics, somehow I wound up standing naked at her kitchen sideboard, helping her get her new laptop online and her antivirus protection sorted out. Not sure why she asked me as I'm not a computer expert but there you go, and since we were on quite friendly terms I was happy to help out. This all took quite some time, and at one point her flatmate, a newly-arrived Korean girl, wandered in in her undies and was greeted by the sight of a naked man fiddling with a laptop while on the phone to Symantec.

Once it was all done, the WG I'd helped took me down to her local pub and bought me a couple of drinks, then her phone went and she had to go back for another appointment. Not long after that, sadly, she retired, so that afternoon was the last time I saw her. I did visit her Korean flatmate one time, though she didn't recognise me as the naked computer guy until I reminded her.

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I did once do a deal with a gardner client of mine, he would sort my garden in exchange for a blow job and £50. It just felt a bit odd and I would not do it again.

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Have a client who is a vet, he sorts out my labrador's anal glands now and again.

:lol: :lol:

Which reminds me, that I need to get the guinea pigs balls chopped off, they keep on trying to mate each other..

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:lol: :lol:

Which reminds me, that I need to get the guinea pigs balls chopped off, they keep on trying to mate ..

Now Pia, I thought we'd got you out of the habit of calling clients "guinea pigs" :D :D :D

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