Bazzerbill

Non Smokers And The Smell Of Smoke

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Ok in the old days going home to the wife, with clothes smelling of cigarette smoke was never a problem. There were just so many ways this could have happened.

But now If I go home to the wife smelling of Smoke (as i did the other day) What can i say or do about it?

I have no family or freinds close enough who smoke.

I can no longer say i popped in to a Bar or some such as smoking is band from such place's.

I have in the past tried spraying deodorant over my clothes, but this is only partly successfully as the wife still wonders why i smell different coming home to going out.

A change of clothes would only work if she forgot what I was wherein to begin with.

I have thought about some sort of sealed container or sealed bag to put my cloths in to stop them picking up the smell.

Even if the WG dose not smoke while you are there i sill find that the smoke smell can make your cothes smell smoke.

And no I am not going to take up smoking myself just to explain it.

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Know how you feel, although I have nobody to make excuses to - I just hate the smell on my clothes/hair. Many parlours dont allow the girls to smoke in the room, but if your girl smokes elsewhere, you will pick up trace (my favourite girl smokes but it's something that I'm happy to live with if I want to visit her).

Depending on your mode of travel, you could say that somebody that smelled like an old ash tray (sorry puffers) sat down next to you on the train/bus, but this has limited credibility. Likewise perfume - I love girls that I visit to smell nice, even buy them perfume, but most wont wear it because punters are nervous about taking home the evidence (better than smoke though).

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Have you tried asking the escorts when you book if their incall location is smoking or non-smoking? If you make it clear you will be unable to stay if there is a smell of smoke they will probably be honest (as no one likes having a client walk away without paying :P and it is better for her to not have her time wasted, and take a booking from a client who doesn't mind the smell). You could tell the truth about the smell getting into your clothes causing problems for you at home, or you could say that it's a medical problem which would DEFINITELY get taken seriously as the last thing any of us want is to have to take a client to hospital!

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It works the other way around too. I've had smokers in my place and even though they are not lighting up in there, the smell lingers on for ages afterwards and is difficult to get rid of.

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The thing is some of the best WG I have meet Smoke. So I would not walk away just because of that.

The smell of Smoke is a big one, but any smell could be bad, her perfume ect.

you don't always notice at the time until after you have left.

I now take my own shower gel with me because of this. Nothing wrong with what is provided, just wrong perfume.

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The thing is some of the best WG I have meet Smoke. So I would not walk away just because of that.

The smell of Smoke is a big one, but any smell could be bad, her perfume ect.

you don't always notice at the time until after you have left.

I now take my own shower gel with me because of this. Nothing wrong with what is provided, just wrong perfume.

I would be greatly limiting my choice of ladies including many party ladies if i only punted with those that are non smokers, so i wouldnt walk either. All i ask is for a lady to have a fresh smelling mouth and body as being a non smoker i can pick up even a small whiff which i dont like.

As to your original post perhaps you could say you got a lift from a work colleague or friend who was puffing away. This could be an explanation you could give more than once, especially if your partner seems to believe it first time round. :)

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You could always try some Febreze, fabric freshener......

I didn't realise just how bad the smell was until after I'd quit.

When I visited the in-laws the smell hit me as soon as the front door was opened, it was awful! ohmy.gif

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I am a smoker, but always abstain for an hour before a punt and chew gum after the customary teeth clean.

Strangely enough, I have only had one WG mention she could taste cigarettes on me [but I had had one 15 minutes prior to my visit on that occasion], and she kissed less because of this. Most WGs I have seen seem to smoke anyway, but I still find it a bit of a turn off if she has recently puffed on one - even as a smoker. But if we were to have a cigarette together at the start, then I doubt I would notice the taste as much ! B)

IT’S A FILTHY HABIT ------ But I ENJOY IT! [Punting OR Smoking – U Decide] :lol:

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I have only had one WG that practically chain Smoked the whole time of our meeting.

Full ashtrays everywhere. She has put her price up way above what i can coforatable pay now.

Perhaps she was deliberately trying to put me of going lol.

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