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Is there a better hobby than punting?

The delightful process of choosing your next babe, the nerves when phoning the agency .. the excitement as the day draws nearer.. the routine of making yourself look and smell good.. confirming the address of your tryst.. more nerves as you ring the bell and walk up those stairs, and then... the heart stopping moment when the door opens and you realise she is far sexier in the flesh than photos, that lingering perfume.. the kiss hello.. following her into her boudoir.. those legs.. those feminine curves.. those breasts barely contained in the sheer negligee.. the way her bottom moves as she walks.. those heels.. those legs!.. her lips.. the glorious glorious thrill knowing the fantasy you have been dreaming about is about to come true.. completing the paperwork.. struggling to take your eyes off that gorgeous figure.. the welcome drink.. the legs crossing revealing for an instant the briefest glimpse of her sweet pussy.. the undressing slowly revealing the full glory of her femininity.. the shared bath.. the bubbles.. the warmth.. those lips working their magic on your cock.. the eye contact.. the incredible feel of her gorgeous naked body against yours.. the rising excitement as she takes you deeper and deeper into her mouth.. then the exquisite agony as she stops and leads you enticingly into the bedroom.. the mutual drying.. the outfit you requested transforming her into your fantasy.. the sweet smelling body pressing against you.. running your hands over those beautiful curves.. is there anything more beautiful than the female body?.. the removal of her clothes.. those breasts... those lips slowly opening, taking your throbbing cock deep into her mouth.. the ecstasy as she sucks slowly and takes you ever deeper.. then the torment as she slyly stops before you fill her mouth with hot cum.. the erotic unwrapping of the condom.. gently placing it on your rock hard cock with that mouth.. those legs wrapping themselves around you.. entering her slowly and gently.. building up faster and faster.. deeper and deeper.. watching in the mirror as your cock plunges in and out of that sweet pussy.. lifting and spreading those legs so you can go deeper still.. pounding her wet pussy.. then slowly withdrawing and whispering to your sexy companion to climb onto your cock for a ride.. those erect nipples grazing your face as she lowers herself onto your throbbing cock.. riding you.. enjoying the feel of you inside her wet pussy.. rocking.. grinding.. moaning.. and then when it becomes unbearable you withdraw, slide the condom off and shuddering with pleasure send a load of warm sticky cum into her mouth.. dripping onto her now glistening tits.. chest heaving with the exertion of riding you.. then ecstasy and bliss as she demurely looks at your with her face covered in your spunk.. the massage that follows.. using her still naked body to slowly and firmly ease the tension out of your body before the slow build-up to the inevitable round 2.. Is there a better hobby than punting?

I had a truly fantastic punt earlier today you may have realised! I hope you don’t mind me sharing my experience with you. Unfortunately the agency is on the barred list so no report will be forthcoming.

A good punt, a very very good punt..

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Is there a better hobby than punting?

The delightful process of choosing your next babe, the nerves when phoning the agency .. the excitement as the day draws nearer.. the routine of making yourself look and smell good.. confirming the address of your tryst.. more nerves as you ring the bell and walk up those stairs, and then... the heart stopping moment when the door opens and you realise she is far sexier in the flesh than photos, that lingering perfume.. the kiss hello.. following her into her boudoir.. those legs.. those feminine curves.. those breasts barely contained in the sheer negligee.. the way her bottom moves as she walks.. those heels.. those legs!.. her lips.. the glorious glorious thrill knowing the fantasy you have been dreaming about is about to come true.. completing the paperwork.. struggling to take your eyes off that gorgeous figure.. the welcome drink.. the legs crossing revealing for an instant the briefest glimpse of her sweet pussy.. the undressing slowly revealing the full glory of her femininity.. the shared bath.. the bubbles.. the warmth.. those lips working their magic on your cock.. the eye contact.. the incredible feel of her gorgeous naked body against yours.. the rising excitement as she takes you deeper and deeper into her mouth.. then the exquisite agony as she stops and leads you enticingly into the bedroom.. the mutual drying.. the outfit you requested transforming her into your fantasy.. the sweet smelling body pressing against you.. running your hands over those beautiful curves.. is there anything more beautiful than the female body?.. the removal of her clothes.. those breasts... those lips slowly opening, taking your throbbing cock deep into her mouth.. the ecstasy as she sucks slowly and takes you ever deeper.. then the torment as she slyly stops before you fill her mouth with hot cum.. the erotic unwrapping of the condom.. gently placing it on your rock hard cock with that mouth.. those legs wrapping themselves around you.. entering her slowly and gently.. building up faster and faster.. deeper and deeper.. watching in the mirror as your cock plunges in and out of that sweet pussy.. lifting and spreading those legs so you can go deeper still.. pounding her wet pussy.. then slowly withdrawing and whispering to your sexy companion to climb onto your cock for a ride.. those erect nipples grazing your face as she lowers herself onto your throbbing cock.. riding you.. enjoying the feel of you inside her wet pussy.. rocking.. grinding.. moaning.. and then when it becomes unbearable you withdraw, slide the condom off and shuddering with pleasure send a load of warm sticky cum into her mouth.. dripping onto her now glistening tits.. chest heaving with the exertion of riding you.. then ecstasy and bliss as she demurely looks at your with her face covered in your spunk.. the massage that follows.. using her still naked body to slowly and firmly ease the tension out of your body before the slow build-up to the inevitable round 2.. Is there a better hobby than punting?

I had a truly fantastic punt earlier today you may have realised! I hope you don’t mind me sharing my experience with you. Unfortunately the agency is on the barred list so no report will be forthcoming.

A good punt, a very very good punt..

You sir.... are probably now responsible for several men cancelling their appointments or not showing up.

They will have ....er.... enjoyed your account rather too much. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I hope you are proud of yourself!

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Is there a better hobby than punting?

The delightful process of choosing your next babe, the nerves when phoning the agency .. the excitement as the day draws nearer.. the routine of making yourself look and smell good.. confirming the address of your tryst.. more nerves as you ring the bell and walk up those stairs, and then... the heart stopping moment when the door opens and you realise she is far sexier in the flesh than photos, that lingering perfume.. the kiss hello.. following her into her boudoir.. those legs.. those feminine curves.. those breasts barely contained in the sheer negligee.. the way her bottom moves as she walks.. those heels.. those legs!.. her lips.. the glorious glorious thrill knowing the fantasy you have been dreaming about is about to come true.. completing the paperwork.. struggling to take your eyes off that gorgeous figure.. the welcome drink.. the legs crossing revealing for an instant the briefest glimpse of her sweet pussy.. the undressing slowly revealing the full glory of her femininity.. the shared bath.. the bubbles.. the warmth.. those lips working their magic on your cock.. the eye contact.. the incredible feel of her gorgeous naked body against yours.. the rising excitement as she takes you deeper and deeper into her mouth.. then the exquisite agony as she stops and leads you enticingly into the bedroom.. the mutual drying.. the outfit you requested transforming her into your fantasy.. the sweet smelling body pressing against you.. running your hands over those beautiful curves.. is there anything more beautiful than the female body?.. the removal of her clothes.. those breasts... those lips slowly opening, taking your throbbing cock deep into her mouth.. the ecstasy as she sucks slowly and takes you ever deeper.. then the torment as she slyly stops before you fill her mouth with hot cum.. the erotic unwrapping of the condom.. gently placing it on your rock hard cock with that mouth.. those legs wrapping themselves around you.. entering her slowly and gently.. building up faster and faster.. deeper and deeper.. watching in the mirror as your cock plunges in and out of that sweet pussy.. lifting and spreading those legs so you can go deeper still.. pounding her wet pussy.. then slowly withdrawing and whispering to your sexy companion to climb onto your cock for a ride.. those erect nipples grazing your face as she lowers herself onto your throbbing cock.. riding you.. enjoying the feel of you inside her wet pussy.. rocking.. grinding.. moaning.. and then when it becomes unbearable you withdraw, slide the condom off and shuddering with pleasure send a load of warm sticky cum into her mouth.. dripping onto her now glistening tits.. chest heaving with the exertion of riding you.. then ecstasy and bliss as she demurely looks at your with her face covered in your spunk.. the massage that follows.. using her still naked body to slowly and firmly ease the tension out of your body before the slow build-up to the inevitable round 2.. Is there a better hobby than punting?

I had a truly fantastic punt earlier today you may have realised! I hope you don’t mind me sharing my experience with you. Unfortunately the agency is on the barred list so no report will be forthcoming.

A good punt, a very very good punt..

Not for me there isnt. Punting is the best hobby i have ever had. Its enriched my life and i have met many lovely people men and women, some of whom are now friends. Its also given me a lifetime of fantastic memories and enabled me to punt with ladies beyond my wildest fantasies that i certainly wouldnt of got to have sex with unless i paid.

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you could have just asked the question without the porn essay :rolleyes:

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you could have just asked the question without the porn essay :rolleyes:

I think it's nice that people have an outlet for their creativity.

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I think it's nice that people have an outlet for their creativity.

And it is less harmful than creative accounting or *anking.

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And it is less harmful than creative accounting or *anking.

I have never in my life heard a man of the cloth say the word

*anking

:o:blink:

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I have never in my life heard a man of the cloth say the word

*anking

:o:blink:

I have, but then I come from the land of Saints and Scholars. :blink:

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You sir.... are probably now responsible for several men cancelling their appointments or not showing up.

They will have ....er.... enjoyed your account rather too much. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I hope you are proud of yourself!

Certainly not my intention Adele :D hope you didn't get any cancellations!

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Certainly not my intention Adele :D hope you didn't get any cancellations!

No

All present and correct today sir!

;)

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I have never in my life heard a man of the cloth say the word

*anking

:o:blink:

I once heard a man of the cloth say "F----ing Christ!" Heartfelt it was too.

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wow still havent had my first punt and Ive got a boner!

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wow still havent had my first punt and Ive got a boner!

Once you go punting you dont come back (to clubs)

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I had a truly fantastic punt earlier today you may have realised! I hope you don’t mind me sharing my experience with you. Unfortunately the agency is on the barred list so no report will be forthcoming.

A good punt, a very very good punt..

Doesnt mean you cant name her thou...... :)

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Is there a better hobby than punting?

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I had a truly fantastic punt earlier today you may have realised! I hope you don’t mind me sharing my experience with you. Unfortunately the agency is on the barred list so no report will be forthcoming.

A good punt, a very very good punt..

So I take that you're a newbie.. :D Mind telling us which girl & agency?

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I for one certainly appreciate the richness of this superb account of what sounds like a fantastic session-please fellow punter pm me with this incredible sounding lady's contact details/website !! Thanks in advance

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I'll second those sentiments of Bill Goldberg. Pray tell the name of the lady!

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I would never share a gem.

Hope this doesn't seem inappropriate for a first post (long time listener, first time caller), but I'm not sure that's the right decision.

Given that she *will* have other clients, if she's as lovely as she sounds, wouldn't you rather they were the respectful, experienced chaps that you tend to find on this board, the ones who react well to a description of bliss like the one you crafted, rather than random "any port in a storm" guys who just want to get off and have no interest in forming a connection with a girl (however brief it may be?).

Apologies in advance if I've misunderstood the rules and he can't give details because the main reviews site has banned the agency...

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Hope this doesn't seem inappropriate for a first post (long time listener, first time caller), but I'm not sure that's the right decision.

Given that she *will* have other clients, if she's as lovely as she sounds, wouldn't you rather they were the respectful, experienced chaps that you tend to find on this board, the ones who react well to a description of bliss like the one you crafted, rather than random "any port in a storm" guys who just want to get off and have no interest in forming a connection with a girl (however brief it may be?).

Apologies in advance if I've misunderstood the rules and he can't give details because the main reviews site has banned the agency...

And this in a forum where another thread opened up the other day was called "Pissing on girls"...! "Respectful, experienced chaps" indeed, Mister Bear ;)

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And this in a forum where another thread opened up the other day was called "Pissing on girls"...! "Respectful, experienced chaps" indeed, Mister Bear ;)

This is an issue that bedevils any group or organisation. Unless this forum is to administered like a dictatorship that severely restricts comment or posts, there will always be stuff on here that makes others queasy at times, myself included. Personally, I would not advocate tighter censorship, though I would urge others to consider how their posts might appear to others, especially those casually browsing "outsiders".

In my opinion paying women for intimacy or sex does not have to be a corollary for a disrespectful attitude towards women. Regrettably a small percentage of posts on here would make useful evidence to counter my belief :( .

On a light-hearted note, imagine being a member of the Labour Party, an outfit which can count amongst it's recent membership, convicted fraudsters and arsonists inter alia; not forgetting the Tories who have the added "benefit" of a convicted perjurer amongst their alumni.

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This is an issue that bedevils any group or organisation. Unless this forum is to administered like a dictatorship that severely restricts comment or posts, there will always be stuff on here that makes others queasy at times, myself included. Personally, I would not advocate tighter censorship, though I would urge others to consider how their posts might appear to others, especially those casually browsing "outsiders".

In my opinion paying women for intimacy or sex does not have to be a corollary for a disrespectful attitude towards women. Regrettably a small percentage of posts on here would make useful evidence to counter my belief :( .

On a light-hearted note, imagine being a member of the Labour Party, an outfit which can count amongst it's recent membership, convicted fraudsters and arsonists inter alia; not forgetting the Tories who have the added "benefit" of a convicted perjurer amongst their alumni.

Vicar, I take your point entirely, and indeed my post was intended in a fairly light-hearted spirit. After all, if it really is entirely consensual, then I for one would not want to sit in judgement.

Having said which, I guess it's worth pointing out that on the thread I mentioned, the OP's original post included the following: "nothing can beat the domineering power of using the girl as your personal urinal, and I suppose to a certain extent degrading and humiliating her for the purpose sexual satisfaction". I think it was this kind of wording, rather more than the act under discussion, that made me feel a bit queasy and uncomfortable. I imagine I might not be alone in that.

Still, I can see how my post might have come across as a bit more po-faced and judgemental than I'd intended, so I apologise.

By the way, is Archer still a member of the Tory Party? :lol:

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By the way, is Archer still a member of the Tory Party? :lol:

Isn't there some way that the good people of Weston super Mare can disown him? He claims to Lord A of W s M

Lord A of perjury would be more appropriate

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Vicar, I take your point entirely, and indeed my post was intended in a fairly light-hearted spirit. After all, if it really is entirely consensual, then I for one would not want to sit in judgement.

Having said which, I guess it's worth pointing out that on the thread I mentioned, the OP's original post included the following: "nothing can beat the domineering power of using the girl as your personal urinal, and I suppose to a certain extent degrading and humiliating her for the purpose sexual satisfaction". I think it was this kind of wording, rather more than the act under discussion, that made me feel a bit queasy and uncomfortable. I imagine I might not be alone in that.

Still, I can see how my post might have come across as a bit more po-faced and judgemental than I'd intended, so I apologise.

By the way, is Archer still a member of the Tory Party? :lol:

I think your original post was fair comment rather than po-faced. I also feel that with a willing participant that sub/dom scenarios can be fine, but that will in significant part hinge on the underlying motivations. To get a kick from humiliating someone is imo straying into uncomfortable territory, there again others willingly pay to be humiliated. It is a strange world that we live in :blink:

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Hope this doesn't seem inappropriate for a first post (long time listener, first time caller), but I'm not sure that's the right decision.

Given that she *will* have other clients, if she's as lovely as she sounds, wouldn't you rather they were the respectful, experienced chaps that you tend to find on this board, the ones who react well to a description of bliss like the one you crafted, rather than random "any port in a storm" guys who just want to get off and have no interest in forming a connection with a girl (however brief it may be?).

Apologies in advance if I've misunderstood the rules and he can't give details because the main reviews site has banned the agency...

Of course its up to the punter if he doesnt want to share a gem. In most cases the lady is going to punt with many punters who have never heard of this site so the best sharing a gem does is extend this to board members as well.

Some punters dont want to form a connection with a WG, they just want to have sex and leave, doesnt make them any better or worse than any other punter in my opinion. As long as they are clean and respectful thats all thats necessary along with the correct money naturally.

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