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First Time Nerves?

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I've been an occasional visitor to this forum for a while now, and I'm more-or-less on the verge of giving it a go. But where? Do I go to a massage parlour or an independent lady? There's bound to be a certain amount of "first night nerves", which may result in a no-show from the old chap (there is some previous for this, from way, way back even as a teenager). Am I going to get laughed out of bed by the lady if this happens? Should I get hold of some blue pills beforehand just in case? Is there some "magic word" to use on making the appointment/arriving at the venue to indicate my lack of experience? How would the ladies in here deal with a "novice" like me?

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I've been an occasional visitor to this forum for a while now, and I'm more-or-less on the verge of giving it a go. But where? Do I go to a massage parlour or an independent lady? There's bound to be a certain amount of "first night nerves", which may result in a no-show from the old chap (there is some previous for this, from way, way back even as a teenager). Am I going to get laughed out of bed by the lady if this happens? Should I get hold of some blue pills beforehand just in case? Is there some "magic word" to use on making the appointment/arriving at the venue to indicate my lack of experience? How would the ladies in here deal with a "novice" like me?

Only you can decide where you go but if it were me i would make an appointment with an Indie where i knew i wouldnt be rushed. Your not going to get laughed at, so dont worry about that, a lot of WGs deal with newbies and those who are nervous so they are used to it.

I wouldnt take any pills before speaking to a doctor first myself. You can either tell the lady when you make the booking that your inexperienced or tell her when you meet her. Good luck and remember punting is about having fun so try to relax and enjoy. :)

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I say an indie, as its a bit more intimate. Try to relax, but enjoy the adrenaline rush...as thats what its about!

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Sound advice from Smiths here. I can only add choose a lady who is a Pnet member if possible. You will then be in contact before and after your meeting. Enjoy . There are a lot of kind ladies on this forum .

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After some bad experiences myself I plan to arrange a 90 minute booking, if possible, myself. I am planning n asking her to meet for 30mins before we go to incall place. I have been told by someone else that this helped them. If yu choose someone you know is respectable then just put 90minutes fee in envelope and hand it over when meet BEGINS. Just spend half hour getting to know eachother, it can be money very well spent.

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There is a similar thread on the advice forum I think, and the consensus is that you should choose your lady with care, using the FR's and this forum, and let her know at the time of booking that you have limited experience.

Don't know where you are but if in London consider Dolly as a starter. I am sure you will be well looked after and have no need of pills etc.

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Good advice. I would however like to add that whilst a meet prior to the incall is a good idea, it isn't always practical for some ladies. Myself living in a small town just isn't discrete, and to travel then turns it into an outcall.

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I've been an occasional visitor to this forum for a while now, and I'm more-or-less on the verge of giving it a go. But where? Do I go to a massage parlour or an independent lady? There's bound to be a certain amount of "first night nerves", which may result in a no-show from the old chap (there is some previous for this, from way, way back even as a teenager). Am I going to get laughed out of bed by the lady if this happens? Should I get hold of some blue pills beforehand just in case? Is there some "magic word" to use on making the appointment/arriving at the venue to indicate my lack of experience? How would the ladies in here deal with a "novice" like me?

blue pills good for me, all in the mind first couple of times real crap, then the blue pill happy times, mind nearly gave me a heart attack hah took a full one and was ment to be a quarter so be careful

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Can only spk for myself, but It's quite nice in a way, if someone is a little nervous. Shows a very human side and I cannot think that any WG with a heart or reputation would ever laugh! Of course not! Try and keep in mind, it's supposed to be fun and a 'treat'. We're only human you know and unless specifically requested (and paid for) we don't bite! lol xx Be honest with whoever you choose, tell them if you have any particular fancies, things you'd like or want to avoid, and enjoy!

If the Dolly recommended is DollyMop of Borough, I've met her and she is a lovely beautiful & kind lady. I'm sure she would put you at ease.

Good luck though I'm sure you wont need it x

Kizz xxxx

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oh and p.s. the 'magic word' to tell them you haven't done it before and are nervous is Chipmumk. Ok, just playing, the magic words are 'Never done this before and I'm a bit nervous.' Do mention it, cause we (or most) forgive any etiquette errors if we know xx

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I was/am the same, i wouldnt visit a parlour as u can spk to an indi before hand and maybe someone whos 30+ will be more understanding. And 1hr shud be enough

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Smiths is right.

Relax and enjoy yourself.

Look for an experienced indie with good reviews to start with.

Have FUN :)

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Yes, be careful of very serious side effects. I saw a topic via google that said "Viagra - dying for a hard on". Go see quack first, i did.

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I've been an occasional visitor to this forum for a while now, and I'm more-or-less on the verge of giving it a go. But where? Do I go to a massage parlour or an independent lady? There's bound to be a certain amount of "first night nerves", which may result in a no-show from the old chap (there is some previous for this, from way, way back even as a teenager). Am I going to get laughed out of bed by the lady if this happens? Should I get hold of some blue pills beforehand just in case? Is there some "magic word" to use on making the appointment/arriving at the venue to indicate my lack of experience? How would the ladies in here deal with a "novice" like me?

Why don't you turn these 'nerves' to your advantage Theyre great replacement (or actual) butterflies just like we had all those moons ago when we were meeting someone new or had somthing deliciously exciting about to happen!

Surely that excitement or 'nerves' is part of the fun and an easily generated excitement at that! I'm told its similar feeling a fetishist gets from practising his/or her foible.

If V tablets give you confidence then by all means use them but do buy them from a reliable source or you may find you get way more than a placebo effect on your confidence! Tesco sell then nowdays.

P.S. By the way ED is quite a common complaint and a professional escorts eyebrow should raise less than the little general himself!

Edited by Helen Jones

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Thanks for all the replies. I'll let you know how it goes if/when I finally decide to take the plunge B)

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