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Myth Of The Female Ejaculation

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Having read up on the female orgasm, i can confirm i have made a few ladies cum, if the rock hard body, redness on face and chest and erect nipples is true.

What is more interesting, is that a report a while back in the daily Telegraph suggests that women who are made to cum by men become emotionally attracted to that man and never forget him. Now, either, the telegraph is talking nonsense, or escort girls have different behavioral patterns.

I say this because, i have seen many escorts, and on many occasions had nice concersations and got on personally with them, but i have not performed well because i did not feel attracted to them so the sex was crap. however, often with these ladies, i still stay in touch every once in a while, and we alwayse exchange pleasantries, and i am always welcome to return.

On the flip side, the few ladies i have had magnificent full on sex of the century type meetings, where according to the literature, the girls has cum, and i have had girls make a huge wet patch as well, these girls, to a woman, refuse to see me again and ignore all atttempts by me to book them again. A couple are actually hostile. Now, this would seem to fly in the face of the telegraph's findings.

Could it be that once an escort has calmed down from her state of eroticism, she feels angry towards the punter that the session was too 'personal'? I am a polite guy, and have always left the premises on good terms which is why i am always surprised by the ignorance. Contrast to the women i have not pleasured, they are always friendly.

Problem is, are we going to get honest answers from the escorts on here, as of course, they have business to run.Also wonder if any punters have found this problem.

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Having read up on the female orgasm, i can confirm i have made a few ladies cum, if the rock hard body, redness on face and chest and erect nipples is true.

What is more interesting, is that a report a while back in the daily Telegraph suggests that women who are made to cum by men become emotionally attracted to that man and never forget him. Now, either, the telegraph is talking nonsense, or escort girls have different behavioral patterns.

I say this because, i have seen many escorts, and on many occasions had nice concersations and got on personally with them, but i have not performed well because i did not feel attracted to them so the sex was crap. however, often with these ladies, i still stay in touch every once in a while, and we alwayse exchange pleasantries, and i am always welcome to return.

On the flip side, the few ladies i have had magnificent full on sex of the century type meetings, where according to the literature, the girls has cum, and i have had girls make a huge wet patch as well, these girls, to a woman, refuse to see me again and ignore all atttempts by me to book them again. A couple are actually hostile. Now, this would seem to fly in the face of the telegraph's findings.

Could it be that once an escort has calmed down from her state of eroticism, she feels angry towards the punter that the session was too 'personal'? I am a polite guy, and have always left the premises on good terms which is why i am always surprised by the ignorance. Contrast to the women i have not pleasured, they are always friendly.

Problem is, are we going to get honest answers from the escorts on here, as of course, they have business to run.Also wonder if any punters have found this problem.

Shit ! -- I have always been made feel welcome when I have returned.:( I am in the process of inventing a digital based a GOTS system ( Genuine Orgasm Tracking System ) and by the looks of it I'm going to be a multi-billionaire !

Honest answers ? ---- Try checking out the ' what do WGs like to eat thread '. I'd say thats the ladies speaking from the gut.!

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On the flip side, the few ladies i have had magnificent full on sex of the century type meetings, where according to the literature, the girls has cum, and i have had girls make a huge wet patch as well, these girls, to a woman, refuse to see me again and ignore all atttempts by me to book them again. A couple are actually hostile.

That is a serious worry. If you pay the fee and are polite then I don't see why the girls wouldn't see you again, let alone act hostile towards you...

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What a funny one!The only time I might get grumpy is when a guy launches in and tells me I'm going to climax. I'm not a machine and sometimes I may get there, other times I may not.

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Having read up on the female orgasm, i can confirm i have made a few ladies cum, if the rock hard body, redness on face and chest and erect nipples is true.

What is more interesting, is that a report a while back in the daily Telegraph suggests that women who are made to cum by men become emotionally attracted to that man and never forget him. Now, either, the telegraph is talking nonsense, or escort girls have different behavioral patterns.

I say this because, i have seen many escorts, and on many occasions had nice concersations and got on personally with them, but i have not performed well because i did not feel attracted to them so the sex was crap. however, often with these ladies, i still stay in touch every once in a while, and we alwayse exchange pleasantries, and i am always welcome to return.

On the flip side, the few ladies i have had magnificent full on sex of the century type meetings, where according to the literature <_< , the girls has cum :eek: , and i have had girls make a huge wet patch as well, these girls, to a woman -_- , refuse to see me again and ignore all attTTTTTtempts by me to book them again. A couple are actually hostile :huh: . Now, this would seem to fly in the face of the telegraph's findings. :cool:

Could it be that once an escort has calmed down from her state of eroticism :blink: , she feels angry towards the punter that the session was too 'personal'? I am a polite guy, and have always left the premises on good terms which is why i am always surprised by the ignorance. :rolleyes: Contrast to the women i have not pleasured, they are always friendly.

Problem is, are we going to get honest answers from the escorts on here :angry: , as of course, they have business to run :confused: .Also wonder if any punters have found this problem.

....so let me get this straight. You read The Telegraph? ;)

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I think sex is quite personal anyway and I honestly would never feel angry or refuse to see a punter again just because they pleasured me, if anything that should be perk of the job :)

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Could it be that once an escort has calmed down from her state of eroticism, she feels angry towards the punter that the session was too 'personal'?

I find that very hard to believe and it's almost certainly just wishful thinking on your part!

Afterall, she knows you are genuine and are going to pay....for an escort to then refuse a repeat booking, she must think you are a total ****!

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It is weird, i am polite, and i always pay the fee immediately. It utterly bizarre.

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It is weird, i am polite, and i always pay the fee immediately. It utterly bizarre.

What you consider to be great sex, could be something along the lines of a PSE. Whilst, what the girl is wanting to provide is a more sensual GFE....her body could well be responding to what you do but her mind is not. I have know way of knowing how you are treating escorts, but believe me, it is very unusal for a girl to refuse a repeat booking! In my case, never!

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Well, i am always the perfect gentleman, and escorts have often remarked how comfortable they feel with me. What i didn't mention is they usually also text me later the same day to see if i got home ok.

But it is when i next try and contact them, say 6-8 weeks later that suddenly things have changed.

I would agree about the pse when they prefer gfe, except i always specifically request a pse before a meeting.

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It is weird, i am polite, and i always pay the fee immediately. It utterly bizarre.

You sound like , gods' gift to woman , { what are you doing wrong ? }

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You sound like , gods' gift to woman , { what are you doing wrong ? }

Ahh, world punter, you may have hit on something. Although i am in no doubt you are being sarcastic, maybe those girls think that i think i am god's gift to women, and because they have a regular clientele, have opined that they don't need to stroke the ego of an arrogant a*se. Unfortunately, i am considered very good looking ( a few girls have admitted it, i do not believe i am) , which as many guys will know, does in fact cause more problems with women than people think as you always have to try and prove you are not an arrogant d*ck.

It is a shame really, i hate arrogant blokes, so it is disconcerting if i may have come across that way in an appointment, maybe i make so few women cum perhaps my reaction comes across arrogant, when in fact i am just relieved that i've finally got one right!!!

If i was rude, aggressive or abusive, had an STD, i would obviously understand it, but none of those apply to me which is why i am puzzled and wondered if other guys had experienced the same problem. Clearly not.

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Well, i am always the perfect gentleman, and escorts have often remarked how comfortable they feel with me. What i didn't mention is they usually also text me later the same day to see if i got home ok.

But it is when i next try and contact them, say 6-8 weeks later that suddenly things have changed.

I would agree about the pse when they prefer gfe, except i always specifically request a pse before a meeting.

Certainly not my experience to usually get a text to see if i got home ok so you must be making some kind of impression.

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Dean, I think I've cracked it for you. Reading back over the post, It's the laundry bills they are avoiding, "I have had girls make a huge wet patch as well ". The laundry bills eat into their profits, the changing of the bed sheet/ towel etc. Airing the matress :o

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Dean, I think I've cracked it for you. Reading back over the post, It's the laundry bills they are avoiding, "I have had girls make a huge wet patch as well ". The laundry bills eat into their profits, the changing of the bed sheet/ towel etc. Airing the matress :o

I wondered if that was the case?

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Dean, I suggest you go and visit Lush Gusher from the other site. She will positively welcome your amphibious abilities and enthusiasms. Maybe take a wetsuit, though, and certainly some goggles.

Pickyfellow, congratulations on the artistic and highly entertaining post...

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AH yes of course, the laundry bills. Why it all makes complete sense now. Perhaps lay down a towel from now on, and you'll be welcomed back next time...

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Well, i am always the perfect gentleman, and escorts have often remarked how comfortable they feel with me. What i didn't mention is they usually also text me later the same day to see if i got home ok.

But it is when i next try and contact them, say 6-8 weeks later that suddenly things have changed.

I would agree about the pse when they prefer gfe, except i always specifically request a pse before a meeting.

Dean, my best guess on this is that you are pushing the girls too far/hard. The commonest thing I've heard girls bitch about is that they have been treated too roughly by other clients. You might come across on the day as a nice guy and so they are pleasant to you, but when faced with another booking request, they would rather not! This seems much more likely, than your explaination, that you are so good at sex that they are angry with themselves and you, for showing them such a good time and you are only a client and not their bf!?

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The Telegraph is talking bollocks. But then, that's the media for you. What do they know about sex?

Not every one that walks in through my door will make me cum. If a client told me on the phone that one of the services he wanted was to make me cum, I would find a polite way not to take his booking. Ever.

Of those that have made me cum, or regularly make me cum, it doesn't mean they will repeat it next time. I have one that accepts that once in a while, it won't happen. I find that better than him huffing and puffing away and stressing my body out for his own vanity.

When the orgasm stops being about the girl, or was never about the girl in the first place, then the couple are at cross purposes. Which is why I wonder if the ladies spurning you had to fake it to end it. I wasn't there. I don't know. But I see no reason why a working girl should be any less appreciative of an orgasm than any other lady. I know other working girls who occasionally (not always) get orgasms with clients, and it'll be like "Oh, that guy I told you made me cum when I went to the Hilton for an outcall the other day, he's back and wants to book me again." There's always cheerful banter about this. I've never heard resentment. I did hear one lady cumming very loudly once or twice when we toured Ireland together. Dirty cow! :D

I know you say you're polite (which like being clean, can be subjective ...) but can the good terms under which you leave just be relief that they can get on with the rest of their day? Did you over-stay in order to make sure they got their pleasure? Some guys feel the time spent giving the girl an orgasm should be added as a bonus. For most ladies, it's about the money, not the orgasms. You aren't doing us a favour. It's a lovely bonus. But I don't think any of us wants to sacrifice half an hour or more of her time in pursuit of it, especially if she has a partner or husband, or even a fuck buddy all sorted out to achieve that.

Did you leave their clits so numb through your determination. Irritation can cause many physiological manifestations like goose pumps, and maybe hardened nipples.

And let me tell you about wet patches! Some guys dribble big time when they go down on a woman. Like they don't really enjoy eating p*ssy but are doing it to keep up with the Jones', so they avoid tasting the juice by letting their saliva "wash" it away. The result? Bed sheets that are drenched but not with cum juice.

Back to my clients. I remember one guy that I only saw once, in the City. He was good looking, arrogant and rude, and I really didn't care for him much. It annoys me to this day that he made me cum. Thankfully, he has never returned. Although maybe we would have eventually achieved some kind of rapport consisting of back-handed insults.

I have some clients I've been seeing for almost 10 years now. Like my ex husband, they've never even turned me on, let alone given me an orgasm and they wouldn't know where to start if I demanded that they should, which I will never. I treat them no differently than I do the regulars who do make me cum. They think I'm special and worship the ground I walk on (I am surely not worthy) but my pleasure is not on their list of priorities.

I've had clients come to see me for a repeat booking, who remind me that they made me cum the first time they came and I believe them after a brief third degree examination. Which is why I told you what you read in the papers is a load of bollocks. I won't always remember who has made me cum, especially if longer than 3 months pass between our encounters.

I've got two clients with disabilities who have given me orgasms. One of them has cerebral palsy and can't use a phone due to the hand co-ordination.

I've got some clients who ALWAYS give me orgasms. Including one who made cum on a day when I'd already cum a few hours earlier. But he came over the other day, when I WASN'T in the mood for an orgasm and I made it clear that I really didn't want one. A lot of men find that difficult to believe. How can an orgasm be within your sights, and you turn it down?

I've got some clients who sometimes give me orgasms. But are always warned at the beginning of the punt not to get cocky as it may be that day it doesn't happen.

I've got some who will never, ever give me orgasms. I will never hand out an instruction sheet to tell a guy how to make me cum and if asked, I see no point in saying what makes me cum as for that to happen, I must feel the guy is doing something he enjoys, and not just doing it to indirectly massage his own ego. You are paying for my time. Not my orgasms. If and when they happen, they are a bonus for us both. But not to be pursued to any one's detriment. In the meantime, my job description is not to get carried away with my needs but to make sure the needs of the client are met.

One one-hit wonder client got me going on an almost unstoppable torrent of multiple orgasms. But he thought I was faking them just to make him come back to see me and seemed bemused when they went on and on. I was equally perplexed on how to stop them so I could get on with my conjugal duties. It was like, how do i turn this damn thing off! I never heard from him again. Equally, for an escort, whether a client will return or not is not as simple as producing an orgasm on command.

Despite all these wonderfully pleasurable orgasms that I've been lucky to receive as an escort I would pass many of these guys on the street and not recognise that I've even met them, let alone quivered in their arms. And I've never ever ejaculated while cumming. Well, no one has told me that I do and my panties, if I'm wearing them, while damp, have never been drenched. So I can conclude that I cum without ejaculating. And if I get an enquiry from a client that wants a lady that squirts, I tell him I am not that way inclined. I do wonder if squirting is something women can do to order. What happens if a guy books a lady that says she would, and she doesn't because she is dehydrated, or something else doesn't let it happen.

I have been as honest as I can. There is neither rhyme nor reason to orgasms for either escorts or civilians. There is no logic, either, to why some ladies are eager to see you again, and why others seem distant.

In concluding this epic that I shall probably copy and paste and use an abridged version as a blog entry, you do realise also that a lot of girls, myself included, dont' store client's numbers unless expressly given permission to do so? So if you phone expecting her to sound pleased to see you and rolling out the red carpet, the chances are, you are just one of a couple of dozen phone calls she's had that day. Not that lovely gent who made her cum during a previous visit and whose next call she has been anticipating. It doesn't work that way in the Escorts world. Did they actually acknowledge that they knew it was you?

Some guys have phoned me and while trying to jog my memory say, you may remember me, it was about six months ago (which means a year) and I made you cum while .... (which is when I know they're telling the truth). And I have to confess to them that I'd need to see them face to face to remember. And even then ... How's that for some newspaper's reported emotional attachment after an orgasm?

I realised that I forgot to mention that ladies will store the number of a client that they definitely do not want to see or will only see if desperate. But if they had your number stored, they would not even pick your call. I don't think you are on such a black-list. We reserve that privilege for the hard core knob-heads.

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Pru

Having read up on the female orgasm, i can confirm i have made a few ladies cum, if the rock hard body, redness on face and chest and erect nipples is true.

What is more interesting, is that a report a while back in the daily Telegraph suggests that women who are made to cum by men become emotionally attracted to that man and never forget him. Now, either, the telegraph is talking nonsense, or escort girls have different behavioral patterns.

I say this because, i have seen many escorts, and on many occasions had nice concersations and got on personally with them, but i have not performed well because i did not feel attracted to them so the sex was crap. however, often with these ladies, i still stay in touch every once in a while, and we alwayse exchange pleasantries, and i am always welcome to return.

On the flip side, the few ladies i have had magnificent full on sex of the century type meetings, where according to the literature, the girls has cum, and i have had girls make a huge wet patch as well, these girls, to a woman, refuse to see me again and ignore all atttempts by me to book them again. A couple are actually hostile. Now, this would seem to fly in the face of the telegraph's findings.

Could it be that once an escort has calmed down from her state of eroticism, she feels angry towards the punter that the session was too 'personal'? I am a polite guy, and have always left the premises on good terms which is why i am always surprised by the ignorance. Contrast to the women i have not pleasured, they are always friendly.

Problem is, are we going to get honest answers from the escorts on here, as of course, they have business to run.Also wonder if any punters have found this problem.

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The Telegraph is talking bollocks. But then, that's the media for you. What do they know about sex?

Not every one that walks in through my door will make me cum. If a client told me on the phone that one of the services he wanted was to make me cum, I would find a polite way not to take his booking. Ever.

Of those that have made me cum, or regularly make me cum, it doesn't mean they will repeat it next time. I have one that accepts that once in a while, it won't happen. I find that better than him huffing and puffing away and stressing my body out for his own vanity.

When the orgasm stops being about the girl, or was never about the girl in the first place, then the couple are at cross purposes. Which is why I wonder if the ladies spurning you had to fake it to end it. I wasn't there. I don't know. But I see no reason why a working girl should be any less appreciative of an orgasm than any other lady. I know other working girls who occasionally (not always) get orgasms with clients, and it'll be like "Oh, that guy I told you made me cum when I went to the Hilton for an outcall the other day, he's back and wants to book me again." There's always cheerful banter about this. I've never heard resentment. I did hear one lady cumming very loudly once or twice when we toured Ireland together. Dirty cow! :D

I know you say you're polite (which like being clean, can be subjective ...) but can the good terms under which you leave just be relief that they can get on with the rest of their day? Did you over-stay in order to make sure they got their pleasure? Some guys feel the time spent giving the girl an orgasm should be added as a bonus. For most ladies, it's about the money, not the orgasms. You aren't doing us a favour. It's a lovely bonus. But I don't think any of us wants to sacrifice half an hour or more of her time in pursuit of it, especially if she has a partner or husband, or even a fuck buddy all sorted out to achieve that.

Did you leave their clits so numb through your determination. Irritation can cause many physiological manifestations like goose pumps, and maybe hardened nipples.

And let me tell you about wet patches! Some guys dribble big time when they go down on a woman. Like they don't really enjoy eating p*ssy but are doing it to keep up with the Jones', so they avoid tasting the juice by letting their saliva "wash" it away. The result? Bed sheets that are drenched but not with cum juice.

Back to my clients. I remember one guy that I only saw once, in the City. He was good looking, arrogant and rude, and I really didn't care for him much. It annoys me to this day that he made me cum. Thankfully, he has never returned. Although maybe we would have eventually achieved some kind of rapport consisting of back-handed insults.

I have some clients I've been seeing for almost 10 years now. Like my ex husband, they've never even turned me on, let alone given me an orgasm and they wouldn't know where to start if I demanded that they should, which I will never. I treat them no differently than I do the regulars who do make me cum. They think I'm special and worship the ground I walk on (I am surely not worthy) but my pleasure is not on their list of priorities.

I've had clients come to see me for a repeat booking, who remind me that they made me cum the first time they came and I believe them after a brief third degree examination. Which is why I told you what you read in the papers is a load of bollocks. I won't always remember who has made me cum, especially if longer than 3 months pass between our encounters.

I've got two clients with disabilities who have given me orgasms. One of them has cerebral palsy and can't use a phone due to the hand co-ordination.

I've got some clients who ALWAYS give me orgasms. Including one who made cum on a day when I'd already cum a few hours earlier. But he came over the other day, when I WASN'T in the mood for an orgasm and I made it clear that I really didn't want one. A lot of men find that difficult to believe. How can an orgasm be within your sights, and you turn it down?

I've got some clients who sometimes give me orgasms. But are always warned at the beginning of the punt not to get cocky as it may be that day it doesn't happen.

I've got some who will never, ever give me orgasms. I will never hand out an instruction sheet to tell a guy how to make me cum and if asked, I see no point in saying what makes me cum as for that to happen, I must feel the guy is doing something he enjoys, and not just doing it to indirectly massage his own ego. You are paying for my time. Not my orgasms. If and when they happen, they are a bonus for us both. But not to be pursued to any one's detriment. In the meantime, my job description is not to get carried away with my needs but to make sure the needs of the client are met.

One one-hit wonder client got me going on an almost unstoppable torrent of multiple orgasms. But he thought I was faking them just to make him come back to see me and seemed bemused when they went on and on. I was equally perplexed on how to stop them so I could get on with my conjugal duties. It was like, how do i turn this damn thing off! I never heard from him again. Equally, for an escort, whether a client will return or not is not as simple as producing an orgasm on command.

Despite all these wonderfully pleasurable orgasms that I've been lucky to receive as an escort I would pass many of these guys on the street and not recognise that I've even met them, let alone quivered in their arms. And I've never ever ejaculated while cumming. Well, no one has told me that I do and my panties, if I'm wearing them, while damp, have never been drenched. So I can conclude that I cum without ejaculating. And if I get an enquiry from a client that wants a lady that squirts, I tell him I am not that way inclined. I do wonder if squirting is something women can do to order. What happens if a guy books a lady that says she would, and she doesn't because she is dehydrated, or something else doesn't let it happen.

I have been as honest as I can. There is neither rhyme nor reason to orgasms for either escorts or civilians. There is no logic, either, to why some ladies are eager to see you again, and why others seem distant.

In concluding this epic that I shall probably copy and paste and use an abridged version as a blog entry, you do realise also that a lot of girls, myself included, dont' store client's numbers unless expressly given permission to do so? So if you phone expecting her to sound pleased to see you and rolling out the red carpet, the chances are, you are just one of a couple of dozen phone calls she's had that day. Not that lovely gent who made her cum during a previous visit and whose next call she has been anticipating. It doesn't work that way in the Escorts world. Did they actually acknowledge that they knew it was you?

Some guys have phoned me and while trying to jog my memory say, you may remember me, it was about six months ago (which means a year) and I made you cum while .... (which is when I know they're telling the truth). And I have to confess to them that I'd need to see them face to face to remember. And even then ... How's that for some newspaper's reported emotional attachment after an orgasm?

I realised that I forgot to mention that ladies will store the number of a client that they definitely do not want to see or will only see if desperate. But if they had your number stored, they would not even pick your call. I don't think you are on such a black-list. We reserve that privilege for the hard core knob-heads.

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Pru

I think that says it all ..

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Having read up on the female orgasm, i can confirm i have made a few ladies cum, if the rock hard body, redness on face and chest and erect nipples is true.

What is more interesting, is that a report a while back in the daily Telegraph suggests that women who are made to cum by men become emotionally attracted to that man and never forget him. Now, either, the telegraph is talking nonsense, or escort girls have different behavioral patterns.

I say this because, i have seen many escorts, and on many occasions had nice concersations and got on personally with them, but i have not performed well because i did not feel attracted to them so the sex was crap. however, often with these ladies, i still stay in touch every once in a while, and we alwayse exchange pleasantries, and i am always welcome to return.

On the flip side, the few ladies i have had magnificent full on sex of the century type meetings, where according to the literature, the girls has cum, and i have had girls make a huge wet patch as well, these girls, to a woman, refuse to see me again and ignore all atttempts by me to book them again. A couple are actually hostile. Now, this would seem to fly in the face of the telegraph's findings.

Could it be that once an escort has calmed down from her state of eroticism, she feels angry towards the punter that the session was too 'personal'? I am a polite guy, and have always left the premises on good terms which is why i am always surprised by the ignorance. Contrast to the women i have not pleasured, they are always friendly.

Problem is, are we going to get honest answers from the escorts on here, as of course, they have business to run.Also wonder if any punters have found this problem.

I must say I agree with Worldpunter that only sensible explanation must be the laundry bills putting you in their bad books.

As for making a WG orgasms, I think the bottom line is you can never tell for sure. Some orgasms are obviously fake and easy to spot. Some WG are actually very good at faking an orgasm. There are also the clues that punters use as a sign of a genuine orgasm. Personally I elect to think that they do not orgasm no matter how convincing it may seem at the time. If they do then fine, good for them. I do not make it my mission to make them orgasm and go with the flow and give and take pleasure as circumstances dictate.

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What i didn't mention is they usually also text me later the same day to see if i got home ok.

Are you serious? With no disrespect intended I really cant imagine a girl texting to check you got home ok. If nothing more it breaks the code of comminication, you could be with your wife, girlfriend, in a meeting, anything. In fact I would put money on the fact that even if one girl had done this it certainly wouldnt be more than one and I can assure you the girls have much more pressing matters on thier mind than weather you got home ok.

While not knowing your age I would hasten to add this could be the problem. You do come accross as though you consider yourself a little special, you admit that you are good looking but dont consider yourself to be. You seem very sure you have made the girls cum and in all honesty you sound like the sort of client girls would pay good money to avoid. Not because you are unpleasant or rude but because you sound like hard work. If girls were entirely honest, most prefer thier clients of the older variety, polite, well groomed and the sort that arent going to bang them senseless for an hour and make them sore. You sound almost like you have something to prove in making the woman cum and I can quite see you still banging away after 50 mins making sure you get every penny out of your appointment and making sure you believed the woman to have cum. Curteous, polite, clean all then become irrelivent as few women would want to be banged for an hour and some men even if they are able to come themselves wont give up until they believe the woman to have cum, something that isnt always possible imo.

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I am not going to put a massive and space invading quote but

Pru speaks a whole lot of sense and I identify with much of

her post.

The wet patch on the bed.... yes it is as she says :) and I

have had a few this week already!

Female ejaculation? bollox! I have seen ladies do it and they

weren't even having an orgasm... how? It was peeeeeeeeeeee!

It is easy to do... just stimulate the bladder inside with fingers and

Bob's yer uncle! out it gushes!

oh one more thing...

advice for spotting a faked orgasm....

if the lady screams or lets out Meg Ryan type shrieks....

it is likely to be fake.

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I am not going to put a massive and space invading quote but

Pru speaks a whole lot of sense and I identify with much of

her post.

The wet patch on the bed.... yes it is as she says :) and I

have had a few this week already!

Female ejaculation? bollox! I have seen ladies do it and they

weren't even having an orgasm... how? It was peeeeeeeeeeee!

It is easy to do... just stimulate the bladder inside with fingers and

Bob's yer uncle! out it gushes!

oh one more thing...

advice for spotting a faked orgasm....

if the lady screams or lets out Meg Ryan type shrieks....

it is likely to be fake.

I am sure you know a thing or two about that.

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Nice work Dean, some of the best trolling I've seen for a while.

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