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ladies.

what condoms do you have in your wee baggies, why those particular brand/products, and how do you decide which one to use on each client?

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ladies.

what condoms do you have in your wee baggies, why those particular brand/products, and how do you decide which one to use on each client?

Surely this is a poll? On average do you buy more a.) L size :eek: b.) M size :huh: c.) S size :wub: ?

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Surely this is a poll? On average do you buy more a.) L size :eek: b.) M size :huh: c.) S size :wub: ?

Size isn't everything! :unsure:

What about colour/flavour?

I like to be a red strawberry :huh:

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I get most of my Condoms from the nearest GUM Clinic and because I go to a Specialist Clinic for WG's they give me lots and lots of them.

For most Guys its just the Standard kind...non-flavoured.

I use Flavoured Condoms for Oral - Prefer the Apple Flavoured and also the Strawberry Flavoured...not so keen on the Orange ones...

If Guys are particularly, ahem, petite and I think the Condom will either roll off them inside me or simply stay inside me after they pull out then I very discreetly pull out one of the "Trim" condoms and put it on quickly without letting them see the packet...

If Guys are very large then I make a really big deal out of it and pull out one of the XXL ones and say something like "Gosh, not sure I can fit this over that since you are rather a big boy"...It seems to inflate their ego... :P

So there you go...that's my Condom habits...LoL :D

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After my last screening at the clinic a couple of weeks ago I was given a bag of condoms which is

customary.... I tried refusing as I point out that I can buy my own and please give them to those

who think they can't afford them.... but the nurse put them in my bag.

anyway......... I started using the various condoms and as anyone who goes for check ups knows..

there is usually a mixed bag of several types and styles :rolleyes:

I opened a pack when with a client and there it was... a black one!

We laughed... but used it anyway. It looked silly... as do the coloured ones but they serve their

purpose.

I have tried so many brands and have no preference... the same with the guys... I mean preference...

most clients are not fussy as long as it is comfortable and not too tight or thick.

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Do the ribbed ones we see in gents toilets in pubs and motorway service areas give the ladies the thrill we are led to believe?

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Do the ribbed ones we see in gents toilets in pubs and motorway service areas give the ladies the thrill we are led to believe?

i find some guys find the ribbed tickly

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Do the ribbed ones we see in gents toilets in pubs and motorway service areas give the ladies the thrill we are led to believe?

For me personally, no.

But then neither do the whiskey flavoured ones you can purchase in the toilets of some Scottish pubs / hotels.

Bleurgh. :(

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After my last screening at the clinic a couple of weeks ago I was given a bag of condoms which is

customary.... I tried refusing as I point out that I can buy my own and please give them to those

who think they can't afford them.... but the nurse put them in my bag.

anyway......... I started using the various condoms and as anyone who goes for check ups knows..

there is usually a mixed bag of several types and styles :rolleyes:

I opened a pack when with a client and there it was... a black one!

We laughed... but used it anyway. It looked silly... as do the coloured ones but they serve their

purpose.

I have tried so many brands and have no preference... the same with the guys... I mean preference...

most clients are not fussy as long as it is comfortable and not too tight or thick.

Sounds like an old French joke about a foreigner with bad French whose wife dies. He needs a black hat to dress the corpse but confuses chapeau (hat) with capote (condom). Asking where he can buy a capote, he's told to go to the pharmacy, walks in and asks for a 'capote noire'. The man behind the counter is a bit bemused, and asks why he wants a black one. 'Parce que ma femme est morte.' The punch-line is the chemist's reply, which varies between 'Quelle finesse' and 'Quelle délicatesse'.

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For me personally, no.

But then neither do the whiskey flavoured ones you can purchase in the toilets of some Scottish pubs / hotels.

Bleurgh. :(

Are they a blend or a malt?

I normally use trim, regular and king size pasante, mates skyn, mates aquafusion (if I'm not quite feeling him, ahem) and have a few flavoured for the occasional covered bj.

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I've been led to believe that the "novelty" condoms, found in machines in pubs of the type that your mother warned you not to go to, are not effective contraceptives. Am I mistaken?

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