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A Bit More Effort In Writing A First Email

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There were lots of the threads in the past when guys was emailing to the Wgs and did not get a response. Lots of reasons for it and already been discussed, why it might be they did not got reply.

I understand, not many guys want to get inventive to craft theirs first enquiry, as after all, they only want to get thirs rocks off at the suuitable location, at suitable time and at the right price.

I Recently got an enquiry email with a suggested date for a booking. Good start! (as many don't even give you the time and the date).

However he wrote a little rhymes for me, which immediately raised my attention. :-).

> The Russians.

>

> I know of Mr Bubka

> An expert with a pole

> and hard working Mr Stakhanov

> Who dug a lot of coal

>

> Then there was Gagarin

> High above the sky and

> And naughty old Rasputin

> The Tzarina's favourite guy

>

> In Yasnaya Polyana

> Tolstoy's body it was lain

> And Turgenev the writer

> With the biggest ever brain

>

> What about old Yeltsin

> His behavior alarming!

> But the best of all, dear Xenia

> You seem to be so charming!

>

> Sorry for any spelling and historical errors.

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I am 100% certain he wrote it himself. Also I understand, that he might not wrote it especially for me, but for other Russians girls he contacted in the past, and recycles the same rhymes. Neither the less, its a brilliant start and I appreciated it a lot!

So, guys: did you ever put any thought in writing emais and got a result (apart of the fantasy scenario ones, where WG reading it and losing the will to live, lol. I don't count those, lol)

Girls always will pay particular kind of attention to emails which are written with a bit of pensance, different and imaginative, that's why I am not exactly asking ladies opinion, but still interested to hear it.

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I hear ya! I like it when a gent says something corky, fun, cool, etc.

Im a fan of originality and a nice email.

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Yes a bit of thought and originality can work wonders.

I'm not convinced he wrote it himself though, but as you are 100% certain then I suppose you have evidence to support that, unlike the 92% sure that I'm Asian. Lol

As an oriental man, I'm leaning towards it not being original. The naked blonde on my left (who is holding a bucket of Nuru gel) thinks it's real, but the naked brunette on my right thinks it's fake. If only there was a way to decide who's right. :rolleyes:

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A prostitute living in Kew

Once filled her vagina with glue

"Well," she said with a grin,

"since they pay to get in

They can pay to get out of it, too."

P.S. Do you do BB for £20?

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I reply to all polite emails and I also like the fun ones. What I don't reply to is stuff like "do ya take it up the arse" I think mails like that say a lot about the person.

Shelly

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I tend to write my emails letting the WG know what it was that attracted me to her site or profile (to help her marketng), any questions about her services that may not have been covered on her site and a suggestion of a definite date and time to show I'm serious.

This means I wind up with a mail that's a cross between a match.com email and a booking for plumber...

I also tend towards the verbose, so I usually have to edit the message down before I send it.

I've never failed to get a reply from genuine WGs so l guess it works! :)

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A lot of times it is not worth putting much effort into an e mail as a lot of profiles / adverts are fake, and a lot of others profiles are run by 3rd parties.

A simple polite concise message initially is the best, then any genuine girl will respond and then if appropriate the correspondence can become more involved, but of course remembering girls are in the industry to make money not literary critics.

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If I felt I had to write a poem to get a shag she isn't the one for me.

Date, time, services.

Hope she's genuine, pleasant and we get on.

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What I don't reply to is stuff like "do ya take it up the arse"

I have consulted the World Wide Web's etiquette bible: www.a-to-z-of-manners-and-etiquette.com but I have been unable to fathom the correct way for a gentleman of quality to enquire of a lady if she partakes in anal penetration. Pray tell, how does one bring up the subject of a good arse probing in polite conversation?

If I felt I had to write a poem to get a shag she isn't the one for me.

I agree. It works quite well when you're 13 years old, but it shouldn't be necessary with a WG!

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I have consulted the World Wide Web's etiquette bible: www.a-to-z-of-manners-and-etiquette.com but I have been unable to fathom the correct way for a gentleman of quality to enquire of a lady if she partakes in anal penetration. Pray tell, how does one bring up the subject of a good arse probing in polite conversation?

You can try similar approach. I am sure my grammar, poetry, meter and scansion as chaotic, as in the above client's rhymes,(hence I am convinced he wrote it himself, as it very amateurish) but it just might work! ;-)

Forgive me my rudeness, not to verbose in speeches

Your buttocks amazing, like oversized peaches.

I'm not going to write any more farce

Just wanted to ask: can I pound you arse?

I agree. It works quite well when you're 13 years old, but it shouldn't be necessary with a WG!

Who said its necessarily?

Edited by Xenia

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There was a young lady called Xenia

Whose panties got teenier and teenier

Her pictures are hot

Should I see her or not?

It's giving me schizophrenia!

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There was a young lady called Xenia

Whose panties got teenier and teenier

Her pictures are hot

Should I see her or not?

It's giving me schizophrenia!

Made me laugh out loud which i needed after thinking and posting about trafficked women on another thread, cheers Northwinds. :D:(

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Who said its necessarily?

No one, though it was posted that it SHOULDN'T be necessary

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To me that's not being pedantic, that's trying to re-open a locked thread.

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To me that's not being pedantic, that's trying to re-open a locked thread.

Not at all, just trying to understand what's been said.

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I reply to all polite emails and I also like the fun ones. What I don't reply to is stuff like "do ya take it up the arse" I think mails like that say a lot about the person.

Shelly

Shelly,perhaps you should reply,and tell them where to stick their E-Mail.

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There was a young lady called Xenia

Whose panties got teenier and teenier

Her pictures are hot

Should I see her or not?

It's giving me schizophrenia!

My contribution:

We know that men seldom make passes

At attractive young ladies in glasses,

But I don't mind the specs

When I'm thinking of sex

As my interest is all in their arses.

All my own work.

Edited by Mr. Bloom

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Tarquin - Any reason why you feel the need to inflate your print ?

Makes skimming threads quite difficult as my eyes get dragged by your bigger print.

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Simple Prose:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I would like

To spent an hour with you.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I would like

To screw you.

More to the point.. less time wasting. You can see I'm not much of a poet.

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Tarquin - Any reason why you feel the need to inflate your print ?

Makes skimming threads quite difficult as my eyes get dragged by your bigger print.

Oh Lilly B my apologies.

I just find the default size too small. I've been using size 4, this is size 3.

Is that easier on the eye?

Nice change to see someone question the format of my posts rather than the contents.

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lol... I don't see what difference it makes.

I think as long as a punter is polite and respectful, then that's all that matters.

Saying:

"Bird, you're hot. I'd love to shag you, do you do anal?"

against

"Hi, I saw your website. How much do you charge for an afternoon session (say 4 hours), and do you have uniforms?"

Question 2 is evidently more courteous and civil, and I usually use questions similar to question 2 when contacting an escort. I've seldom had any non-responses. ;)

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> The Russians.

>

> I know of Mr Bubka

> An expert with a pole

> and hard working Mr Stakhanov

> Who dug a lot of coal

>

> Then there was Gagarin

> High above the sky and

> And naughty old Rasputin

> The Tzarina's favourite guy

>

> In Yasnaya Polyana

> Tolstoy's body it was lain

> And Turgenev the writer

> With the biggest ever brain

>

> What about old Yeltsin

> His behavior alarming!

> But the best of all, dear Xenia

> You seem to be so charming!

>

> Sorry for any spelling and historical errors.

Before reading the rest of the post, I thought "that's got Teabag written all over it"

He's quite talented when it comes to such poetry :)

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You want poetry? Failure by Haiku

Hey there sexy babe

I only have eighty quid

Do you do anal?

Edited by Scoobydrew

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Oh Lilly B my apologies.

I just find the default size too small. I've been using size 4, this is size 3.

Is that easier on the eye?

Nice change to see someone question the format of my posts rather than the contents.

It's because of the bigger print, that I'm spotting your content ;)

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lol... I don't see what difference it makes.

I think as long as a punter is polite and respectful, then that's all that matters.

Saying:

"Bird, you're hot. I'd love to shag you, do you do anal?"

against

"Hi, I saw your website. How much do you charge for an afternoon session (say 4 hours), and do you have uniforms?"

Question 2 is evidently more courteous and civil, and I usually use questions similar to question 2 when contacting an escort. I've seldom had any non-responses. ;)

Would the rates not already be covered on the website?

If someone tells me they have just seen my website then proceeds to ask questions already covered, it makes me want to roll my eyes!

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