mullrob

What A Non Starter For A Punt

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Well ? I know several things that put me off . But this is just my opinion 1)when we get left in a room alone (naked)for what feels like an eternity. 2) when a wg either takes a call or her mobile is ringing during the appointment .3) finally when you book a 30min appt and your rushed in and out within ten mins.

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1)when we get left in a room alone (naked)for what feels like an eternity.

"Just make yourself comfortable", she says, meaning, "Get yourself stripped off, without the slightest hint of eroticism, and I'll be back in ten minutes to get you off as quickly as I can." Yes, not what I came for!

2) when a wg either takes a call or her mobile is ringing during the appointment.

Totally out of order! Her telephone should be put on silent as soon as you arrive. You pay for her time (as her web site almost certainly points out) and you are entitled to 100% of that time!

3) finally when you book a 30min appt and your rushed in and out within ten mins.

Well, that is certainly not VFM, and it rather suggests that she's going back to Moldova (or wherever) on tuesday, and really isn't interested in seeing you again, thank-you!

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I'm put off when they haven't washed and they smell clearly fishy. You'd think washing was obvious !

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What A Non Starter For A Punt What puts us punts of

Do you mean ask what puts us punters off? If so, my list is interminable.

Edited by WhilstNeroplays

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I'm put off when they haven't washed and they smell clearly fishy. You'd think washing was obvious !

Bobsam,

Regrettably, it’s common practice for working girls to make themselves smell a bit wiffy so the punter is quickly in & out the door. This allows her to get back to eating biscuits and watching daytime soap operas. Be particularly vigilant for women who, prior to a punt, suck on a bulb of garlic, grate parmesan on their pubes, sprinkle Nam Pla on their pissflaps, and smear Marmite on their arseholes. Oh yeah, and don’t forget the old rubbing-ginger-on-the-nipples trick. :(

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smear Marmite on their arseholes.

If a WG did that before a punt with me she wouldn't get my tongue out of there with a crowbar.

I LOVE Marmite

Edited by Tibbs

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Bobsam,

Regrettably, it’s common practice for working girls to make themselves smell a bit wiffy so the punter is quickly in & out the door. This allows her to get back to eating biscuits and watching daytime soap operas. Be particularly vigilant for women who, prior to a punt, suck on a bulb of garlic, grate parmesan on their pubes, sprinkle Nam Pla on their pissflaps, and smear Marmite on their arseholes. Oh yeah, and don’t forget the old rubbing-ginger-on-the-nipples trick. :(

Jesus Teabag, you've got an imagination! Really made me laugh though.

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Mobile phones! :angry: This is a woman thing and exclusive to WG's, they must answer that phone. They don't want to risk it being something "Important". The worst was when a younger WG took a call while I was actually in her and she told me to hold on a bit. Of course I made a few random thrusts too see if I could put her off her call. :P

turn it off. Answer it and its annoying, leave it ringing and its distracting.

My other put off is having a multi girl booking and they start to have an unrelated chat between themselves. Porn lied to me about group sessions. :rolleyes:

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A girl once left the room to open the door to the fedex man, it marked the end of my visiting independants in flats. Being left in the room while the girl books me in, how can that take 15 minutes? Girls leaving me in the room, while dissappearing for a pee, or ditto, and returning with a cup of tea for themselves. Girls listing extra prices for extra services, ( I am not remotely interested in coming on your tits, or face.) In properly run places, these things fortunately dont happen.

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Bobsam,

Regrettably, it’s common practice for working girls to make themselves smell a bit wiffy so the punter is quickly in & out the door. This allows her to get back to eating biscuits and watching daytime soap operas. Be particularly vigilant for women who, prior to a punt, suck on a bulb of garlic, grate parmesan on their pubes, sprinkle Nam Pla on their pissflaps, and smear Marmite on their arseholes. Oh yeah, and don’t forget the old rubbing-ginger-on-the-nipples trick. :(

*takes notes*

Damn this is obviously what I failed to get right as people tend to linger around... :D

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Well ? I know several things that put me off . But this is just my opinion 1)when we get left in a room alone (naked)for what feels like an eternity. 2) when a wg either takes a call or her mobile is ringing during the appointment .3) finally when you book a 30min appt and your rushed in and out within ten mins.

If the waiting is in your paid for time its not on at all, even if not you may have other places to be later so this should be borne in mind, if it isnt complain.

As others have said her phone should be off or on silent, i dont want to hear it during the punt.

Having a punt rushed by the lady is something i wont put up with nowadays, if i book an hour which is my minimum i will be there an hour, i have found in the past some who have tried to rush me say "are you ready to come yet" or "hurry up and come" which is very likely to have the opposite effect to what the lady wants. I would say some punters take the piss by over running due to wanting to come but leave it too late in the punt, for all punters who do that there might be the next punter who is late seeing the lady, making her look like a bad timekeeper and he might not have much leeway in his time schedule so its a two way thing in my view. :)

Edited by smiths

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I'm put off when they haven't washed and they smell clearly fishy. You'd think washing was obvious !

It's actually washing that makes 'them' smell of fish.

enlighten the masses

So from continued washing they upset the balance inside.

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*takes notes*

Damn this is obviously what I failed to get right as people tend to linger around... :D

Better to have punters lingering than a fishy pong lingering, I'm sure.

Edited by tomdavies

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If a WG did that before a punt with me she wouldn't get my tongue out of there with a crowbar.

I LOVE Marmite

Mmmmm who mentioned marmite I love it too, but I think I would probably find better places to put it on besides my backside lol .

Shelly

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