Colonel Bonkers

"time Of The Month, Sir"

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I can't remember this ever happening before.

I called one of the Asian agencies in London this morning, hoping to book a beauty I'd had my eye on for some time, only to be told, 'I'm sorry, sir, but she won't be available until tomorrow. Just a question of feminine hygiene.'

I was disappointed, of course, but it felt like a breath of fresh air as well to know that at least one agency was handling these matters properly.

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I've known this before but wg just simply said she wasn't doing sex just oral etc

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Are you sure she was having a period? Maybe they meant she only washed once a week and bath day was “tomorrow” ;)

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Well as the old saying goes, first up, best dressed ( And washed )...

Perhaps she slept in !

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This happened to me some years ago. I called Oriental Princesses R Us to book Saffron Lady, but she wasn't working. “Sorry mister – the Red Mist approaches the shore!”

“Oh, I see.”

Imagine my surprise when I tried to book Saffron 7 days later and I was told, “Her fanny no good – Red Mist approaching!”

“Hold on,” I said. “I thought she had her period last week?”

“Year of the Cat! Ladies have double blood!”

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I can't remember this ever happening before.

I called one of the Asian agencies in London this morning, hoping to book a beauty I'd had my eye on for some time, only to be told, 'I'm sorry, sir, but she won't be available until tomorrow. Just a question of feminine hygiene.'

I was disappointed, of course, but it felt like a breath of fresh air as well to know that at least one agency was handling these matters properly.

Never actually crossed my mind before and the answer is no its never happened to me.Food for thought though. :D

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I've known this before but wg just simply said she wasn't doing sex just oral etc

Same here, i was at a party and one of the WGs was only giving BJs, in a break i asked why and she said she was on blob.

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Unfortunate thing being a woman lol :-) also for some ladies if not on any contraception can happen at any given moment as not regular cycle.

Easy life being a man.............xx

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Unfortunate thing being a woman lol :-) also for some ladies if not on any contraception can happen at any given moment as not regular cycle.

Easy life being a man.............xx

How right you are... dont think many guys would enjoy such a monthly event.... :unsure:

Suppose it can really mess up a WGs schedule too !:blink:

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I was sat in a hotel room once last year greatly anticipating a fun couple of hours ahead when I got a text from the lady who was due to visit. It said "do you mind period play ?" :blink: .

I declined amicably and having no Plan B lined up, went for a drink with friends instead.

Fortunately, we did manage to meet a couple of weeks later and it was definitely worth the wait.

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I was sat in a hotel room once last year greatly anticipating a fun couple of hours ahead when I got a text from the lady who was due to visit. It said "do you mind period play ?" :blink: .

I declined amicably and having no Plan B lined up, went for a drink with friends instead.

Fortunately, we did manage to meet a couple of weeks later and it was definitely worth the wait.

I actually spoke to a punter who thought period play meant role play where you dress up wearing period costumes with the guy pretending to be Mr Darcy. :D

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well most girls use a sponge dont they ?

one girl i saw once didnt want to go on top that day she said coz of her sponge.

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To be fair I think it should be a compulsary piece of info listed on all girls profiles. Like the available today sign but 'on today' written in red.

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Are you sure she was having a period? Maybe they meant she only washed once a week and bath day was “tomorrow” ;)

lmao

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well most girls use a sponge dont they ?

one girl i saw once didnt want to go on top that day she said coz of her sponge.

Not all Ladies can use a Sponge. This might fall into the Category of TMI...but I can't use Tampons or anything that stays up inside me permanently (or for several hours)...I DID try a Sponge but found it way too painful and couldn't imagine having sex with it inside me.

In terms of my Period, I guess I'm lucky because I'm on the Pill and I also do what they call "tri-cycling" which means that I take several pill packets after each other so there is no gap for my Period. Then, once every 4 months, I have a period and I usually allow some time off for then - Usually from the Monday until the following Tuesday...Although I DO advertise that I'm happy to either do Period Play (for those Gentleman that enjoy it) or just Oral for that time...

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I was sat in a hotel room once last year greatly anticipating a fun couple of hours ahead when I got a text from the lady who was due to visit. It said "do you mind period play ?" :blink: .

I declined amicably and having no Plan B lined up, went for a drink with friends instead.

Did you order a Bloody Mary?

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To be fair I think it should be a compulsary piece of info listed on all girls profiles. Like the available today sign but 'on today' written in red.

Ah, the Punternet’s and virtual update of ‘The Lady of the Camellias’ or ‘La Traviata’ :rolleyes:

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Ah, the Punternet’s and virtual update of ‘The Lady of the Camellias’ or ‘La Traviata’ :rolleyes:

Bet you don't have that problem :P

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Bet you don't have that problem :P

Depending on the intention, this comment could be thoughtless, rude, slanderous, tactless, stupid and/or a combination of all. However, I am assuming you are not suggesting an end to my reproductive capability and actually being familiar with Dumas or Verdi, you are hoping I am not soon to expire over 3 acts of consumption... :rolleyes:

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Depending on the intention, this comment could be thoughtless, rude, slanderous, tactless, stupid and/or a combination of all. However, I am assuming you are not suggesting an end to my reproductive capability and actually being familiar with Dumas or Verdi, you are hoping I am not soon to expire over 3 acts of consumption... :rolleyes:

Ha ha, you "Cunning Little Vixen" ;)

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Do wonder why 'most' men will do PP with the wife and or GF but not with a WG always did puzzle me.

:rolleyes:

:blink:

:unsure:

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Do wonder why 'most' men will do PP with the wife and or GF but not with a WG always did puzzle me.

:rolleyes:

:blink:

:unsure:

Desperation ? Probably the wife / gf has been withholding sex for the past 3 weeks or so

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However, I am assuming you are not suggesting an end to my reproductive capability and actually being familiar with Dumas or Verdi, you are hoping I am not soon to expire over 3 acts of consumption... :rolleyes:

I'm more tosca than traviata but the raising of the curtain can always be filled with in-trepidation. The show must go on.

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Do wonder why 'most' men will do PP with the wife and or GF but not with a WG always did puzzle me.

:rolleyes:

:blink:

:unsure:

Possibly because blood increases transmission rates for STDs. Not saying that escorts are riddled with disease, but we are at more risk than a wife/gf assuming she is monogamous.

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This happened to me some years ago. I called Oriental Princesses R Us to book Saffron Lady, but she wasn't working. “Sorry mister – the Red Mist approaches the shore!”

“Oh, I see.”

Imagine my surprise when I tried to book Saffron 7 days later and I was told, “Her fanny no good – Red Mist approaching!”

“Hold on,” I said. “I thought she had her period last week?”

“Year of the Cat! Ladies have double blood!”

I am going to print this off and have it next to my mobile always. This the the exact way I want to describe menstruation.

YEAR OF THE CAT! RED MIST! YOU UNDERSTAND?

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