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Wgs, Ever Encountered A Neanderthal Punter?

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This one should be funny! WGs, have you ever had a punter who arrived and tried to boss you around or acted like he owned you? I mean like some balding git being like "ON YOUR KNEES WHORE" and then a WG being like "You what mate?" and throwing the git out. :lol: If so, do you think the bloke learnt his lesson and now treats escorts more kindly for fear of another tongue-lashing?

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So Punter212 did you take the plunge that your were considering (in last summer's school holidays iirc :rolleyes: ) and actually go through with booking a punt ?

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This one should be funny!

Yeah, funny as cancer.

That's the sort of guy who turns nasty if he doesn't get what he wants. So let's all sit back and hear the hysterical stories shall we?

In answer. Last week and he didn't get a tongue lashing, he got a right hook.

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Looks like I didn't get across what I meant properly. I meant "this one should be funny" as I was visualising WGs telling stories of some bloke 'above his station' and her delivering a few choice words to sort him out. B) Not 'funny' as in a horrible experience dealing with a punter who gets aggressive.

And no, no punting yet!

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This one should be funny! WGs, have you ever had a punter who arrived and tried to boss you around or acted like he owned you? I mean like some balding git being like "ON YOUR KNEES WHORE" and then a WG being like "You what mate?" and throwing the git out. :lol: If so, do you think the bloke learnt his lesson and now treats escorts more kindly for fear of another tongue-lashing?

Are you in the same class as daveone by any chance ? :lol:

You youngsters certainly have some strange attitude - I blame Anna Richardson and her SexTitilationShow nonesense !:rolleyes:

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This one should be funny! WGs, have you ever had a punter who arrived and tried to boss you around or acted like he owned you? I mean like some balding git being like "ON YOUR KNEES WHORE" and then a WG being like "You what mate?" and throwing the git out. :lol: If so, do you think the bloke learnt his lesson and now treats escorts more kindly for fear of another tongue-lashing?

Yes all the of the time - happens every day - satisfied now?

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This one should be funny! WGs, have you ever had a punter who arrived and tried to boss you around or acted like he owned you? I mean like some balding git being like "ON YOUR KNEES WHORE" and then a WG being like "You what mate?" and throwing the git out. :lol: If so, do you think the bloke learnt his lesson and now treats escorts more kindly for fear of another tongue-lashing?

You're, like rather odd aren't you though?

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Looks like I didn't get across what I meant properly. I meant "this one should be funny" as I was visualising WGs telling stories of some bloke 'above his station' and her delivering a few choice words to sort him out. B) Not 'funny' as in a horrible experience dealing with a punter who gets aggressive.

And no, no punting yet!

No, but even so, I can't imagine that this type of situation could ever really be funny for a lady. If a guy started having that sort of attitude and being a bit mouthy, there must always be the worry that it could turn into something nastier. Unless the WG is consensually indulging in a more PSE or domination type scenario, I think she could easily feel quite nervous or scared.

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That's one of the reason I won't take bookings from people that text. In a phone call, you can pick up on these things. Also in an email.

I had an email enquiry a week or two ago about MFM threesome bookings. He wanted to clarify if I'd provide the second guy or could he bring a "mate" along and would they be able to "f*ck" me at the same time.

The use of the term mate was rather chavvy. A bit like the use of the word "luv" and "babes". All meant to be cool but make my teeth stand on edge and lower my expectations of the speaker. And I'm not even going to go off on one about his flagrant misuse of capitalisation and ignorance of basic punctuation. If he would treat the English language like that, what would he (and A.N. Other) do to my body? (In my defence, I am typing this sitting on the loo and getting cramp in my legs so shan't survive in this position long enough to be able to spell-check this post). :unsure:

But what really clinched my decision that this was the kind of Neanderthal not to be alone in a room with (let alone he and A.N. Others) was the use of the word f*ck BEFORE RAPPORT HAD BEEN ESTABLISHED. Especially in an email of less than 20 words. We all know that the basic expectation of most punting encounters is a good f*ck being in the offing. But there's a time and a place to call a spade a spade and use our favourite four lettered lingo). He had no personality to speak of that could have come across in any form of communication. I could see him and his Neanderthal mate expecting a porn flick re-enactment (Pru Does Essex), while shoving dirty fingers in every orifice they could find. And that would have been the printable part of the encounter.

Most men that enquire for MFM bookings are Neanderthals and twats (or at least come across that way) and the enquiry ends up nowhere as I sense a risk not worth taking. It's risky enough getting it right with one stranger. With two or more, the pack mentality, and wanting to act big under peer, pressure kick in and it can become like a scene out of "Accused" (I can't think of a good main stream portrayal of MFM - in The Camomile Lawn, it looked very clean with the viewer mainly seeing them all asleep in the same bed).

The one that got away was a real gentleman who wanted me to meet with him and two friends. But their being in London was going to coincide with me having some dental work. There was regret on both sides as we both knew we'd have hit it off and he felt sure his friends would have liked me too. This was the best foursome that never happened. :(

I think there are three ways a lady could find herself in a room with a Neanderthal type. 1. if she arranges a booking by text alone. 2. if she works in a parlour and has no veto input after a punter has requested to be with her 3. if she accepts bookings from agencies (or works for a pimp). Most agencies see the enquiry in terms of their percentage cut and a guy would have to really mishandle an enquiry for him to be screened out. I can't see them politely ending a call because the caller used the word f*ck* over the phone. 4. If the lady does handle her own enquiries and is just so damn desparate or inexperienced that she takes everybody and anybody that calls.

And sadly, by the time they're alone together behind closed doors, it's almost too late for most ladies lady to do anything but put up with it. Because if he is true to type, being shown the door is produce his you're-a-scabby-hooker-and-the-police-won't-do-a-thing-if-I-rough-you-up-or-worse persona. I have successfully asked men to leave on 2.5 occasions. Two were young thugs and (the first sounded urban ghetto over the phone so I should have known); the other was in Dublin and had been very abrupt and prone to hang up impatiently on the phone. At one point I'd said to him, let's call this quits. But he either hadn't heard me or ignored it anyway as already having the apartment address, called again from outside the building. As it was snowing and he'd made the effort to get there, I felt obliged to let him in. But it was clear from the dead look in his eyes, and the questions he was asking "I like anal hard and I've got a big cock" which he then proceeded to show me while I supressed a giggle and maintained a dead-pan expression as it was by far nowhere near the biggest I'd successfully seen off in that week alone. But as rough anal could mean my back to him, I didn't fancy my chances with a man with his demeanour. The situation was managed and he left, to my relief.

The third guy wouldn't roll his foreskin back when cleaning a cock he expected to be sucked without a condom and was gradually losing his rag with each wet wipe I handed him. In the end he was so irate "I've never had this with any other lady" (that's their funeral, I thought to myself) that I realised we'd had an irreversible break-down in relations. He was an otherwise reasonably polite guy until the cock cleaning fiasco, not a Neanderthal but I give the example as one case of needing to ask a guy to leave after we were both already naked (well, he was). It was early on enough in the punt for me to write it off as a lost cause and offer him his money back "Is it all there?" the cheeky c*nt demanded with one foot through his boxer shorts and hand gripping the money.

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Pru *hobbling off to get the circulation back in cramped legs*

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No, but even so, I can't imagine that this type of situation could ever really be funny for a lady. If a guy started having that sort of attitude and being a bit mouthy, there must always be the worry that it could turn into something nastier. Unless the WG is consensually indulging in a more PSE or domination type scenario, I think she could easily feel quite nervous or scared.

Indeed, its no laughing matter at all.

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This one should be funny! WGs, have you ever had a punter who arrived and tried to boss you around or acted like he owned you? I mean like some balding git being like "ON YOUR KNEES WHORE" and then a WG being like "You what mate?" and throwing the git out. :lol: If so, do you think the bloke learnt his lesson and now treats escorts more kindly for fear of another tongue-lashing?

I'd say pay no attention. Best to ignore trolls.

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Not everyone who posts something a bit different is a troll you know!! Would be nice to see some more 'original' posts.

And yes, you get guys who come in thnking they can throw you around and rip your clothes off, not my style, too much of a signal for something going wrong, I like to swiftly get back in control. The only time I really tell anyone off is if they have hurt me, if obviously unintentional then it is very jokey, if it happens again they get warned, never been of the severity to be thrown out straight away, a warning is usually enough to maske them realise that actually . . .no . . .you don't want them to do that.

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That's one of the reason I won't take bookings from people that text. In a phone call, you can pick up on these things. Also in an email.

I had an email enquiry a week or two ago about MFM threesome bookings. He wanted to clarify if I'd provide the second guy or could he bring a "mate" along and would they be able to "f*ck" me at the same time.

The use of the term mate was rather chavvy. A bit like the use of the word "luv" and "babes". All meant to be cool but make my teeth stand on edge and lower my expectations of the speaker. And I'm not even going to go off on one about his flagrant misuse of capitalisation and ignorance of basic punctuation. If he would treat the English language like that, what would he (and A.N. Other) do to my body? (In my defence, I am typing this sitting on the loo and getting cramp in my legs so shan't survive in this position long enough to be able to spell-check this post). :unsure:

But what really clinched my decision that this was the kind of Neanderthal not to be alone in a room with (let alone he and A.N. Others) was the use of the word f*ck BEFORE RAPPORT HAD BEEN ESTABLISHED. Especially in an email of less than 20 words. We all know that the basic expectation of most punting encounters is a good f*ck being in the offing. But there's a time and a place to call a spade a spade and use our favourite four lettered lingo). He had no personality to speak of that could have come across in any form of communication. I could see him and his Neanderthal mate expecting a porn flick re-enactment (Pru Does Essex), while shoving dirty fingers in every orifice they could find. And that would have been the printable part of the encounter.

Most men that enquire for MFM bookings are Neanderthals and twats (or at least come across that way) and the enquiry ends up nowhere as I sense a risk not worth taking. It's risky enough getting it right with one stranger. With two or more, the pack mentality, and wanting to act big under peer, pressure kick in and it can become like a scene out of "Accused" (I can't think of a good main stream portrayal of MFM - in The Camomile Lawn, it looked very clean with the viewer mainly seeing them all asleep in the same bed).

The one that got away was a real gentleman who wanted me to meet with him and two friends. But their being in London was going to coincide with me having some dental work. There was regret on both sides as we both knew we'd have hit it off and he felt sure his friends would have liked me too. This was the best foursome that never happened. :(

I think there are three ways a lady could find herself in a room with a Neanderthal type. 1. if she arranges a booking by text alone. 2. if she works in a parlour and has no veto input after a punter has requested to be with her 3. if she accepts bookings from agencies (or works for a pimp). Most agencies see the enquiry in terms of their percentage cut and a guy would have to really mishandle an enquiry for him to be screened out. I can't see them politely ending a call because the caller used the word f*ck* over the phone. 4. If the lady does handle her own enquiries and is just so damn desparate or inexperienced that she takes everybody and anybody that calls.

And sadly, by the time they're alone together behind closed doors, it's almost too late for most ladies lady to do anything but put up with it. Because if he is true to type, being shown the door is produce his you're-a-scabby-hooker-and-the-police-won't-do-a-thing-if-I-rough-you-up-or-worse persona. I have successfully asked men to leave on 2.5 occasions. Two were young thugs and (the first sounded urban ghetto over the phone so I should have known); the other was in Dublin and had been very abrupt and prone to hang up impatiently on the phone. At one point I'd said to him, let's call this quits. But he either hadn't heard me or ignored it anyway as already having the apartment address, called again from outside the building. As it was snowing and he'd made the effort to get there, I felt obliged to let him in. But it was clear from the dead look in his eyes, and the questions he was asking "I like anal hard and I've got a big cock" which he then proceeded to show me while I supressed a giggle and maintained a dead-pan expression as it was by far nowhere near the biggest I'd successfully seen off in that week alone. But as rough anal could mean my back to him, I didn't fancy my chances with a man with his demeanour. The situation was managed and he left, to my relief.

The third guy wouldn't roll his foreskin back when cleaning a cock he expected to be sucked without a condom and was gradually losing his rag with each wet wipe I handed him. In the end he was so irate "I've never had this with any other lady" (that's their funeral, I thought to myself) that I realised we'd had an irreversible break-down in relations. He was an otherwise reasonably polite guy until the cock cleaning fiasco, not a Neanderthal but I give the example as one case of needing to ask a guy to leave after we were both already naked (well, he was). It was early on enough in the punt for me to write it off as a lost cause and offer him his money back "Is it all there?" the cheeky c*nt demanded with one foot through his boxer shorts and hand gripping the money.

xxx

Pru *hobbling off to get the circulation back in cramped legs*

Really interesting and intelligent post Pru.

I really care about the use of English by WG's also, not as regards their level of education but as an indication of the importance they attach to communication.

Like a high proportion of punters here, I consider myself a gentleman even if also a dirty old man. Although I have always been from Mars rather than Venus I have done my best to facilitiate interplanetary communication!

I know many girls are doubtful about MMF sessions. I do enjoy these, but am always careful only to bring a fellow punter who shared my respectful attitude to girls generally and to their limits in particular. As a result, I haven't found it easy to get these encounters together, but I will continue to try.

Daffon

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Sorry folks, I really dropped the ball on getting across what I meant properly! The whole point was that I was imagining WGs telling stories in here of some little weedy bloke thinking that because he booked an escort he could try to be all dominant and above his station - and then a veteran WG basically sending him packing and him leaving with an expression like a deer trapped in headlights. That's what I thought would be funny. I certainly don't find the idea of an aggressive punter coming in and treating a WG like crap funny, sorry if the first post makes it sound that way!

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...In the end he was so irate "I've never had this with any other lady" (that's their funeral, I thought to myself) that I realised we'd had an irreversible break-down in relations...

When they say things like that it just confirms that ending the appointment was the right thing to do doesn’t it. I’ve had similar once where I visited a man in a hotel and he was just a bit rough. He was squeezing me too hard and it hurt, so I asked him to be more gentle. Now, I understand that people’s styles vary and so I didn’t have a problem asking him once, but when it got to three times I told him I couldn’t work with him as he wasn’t listening to me at all. That was when he said “I’ve not had a problem with any other escorts!” I said it was irrelevant what dealings he’d had with other ladies (who may have either liked his style or were too afraid to say anything), I’d asked him to be gentle and he hadn’t, so I gave him his money back and walked out.

One man came to visit who clearly had issues; he was going through a messy divorce and gave off negative vibes as though he resented paying me for sex or just hated women. He ordered me to stand in front of him and he looked me up and down before lifting my skirt to check out the goods! It wasn’t done in a playful way either and it needed nipping in the bud, so I mentioned dos and don’ts, making sure I added “don’t treat me like a piece of meat”. He shaped up after that.

Another time I had a client almost push his way into my house; I tell clients that (because of discretion) the way I come out to greet them once they’ve parked is not the way I’ll ask them to come in. He must’ve forgotten that but I really had to stand my ground while I directed him to the entrance. Then as soon as he got into my boudoir he pulled the curtains without even asking. OK, maybe I’m territorial, but he was in my house so I consider it polite to ask before rearranging the soft furnishings. So I immediately pulled them back and said I want them open, but we could pull the blind if he wanted. Hint hint, you’re on my turf and I’m in charge, in the nicest possible way of course.

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Hint hint, you’re on my turf and I’m in charge, in the nicest possible way of course.

Too right Lady!

(Mind you, revert to the topic, I don't think that there is any evidence that Homo Neandertalensis was other than gentle and considerate with his mate!)

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This sort of thing is more common than you think and yes there are quite a few guys out there that behave like this (sorry boys, not all clients are gentlemen). I think a lot depends on the type of advertising you do, but believe it or not there are also escorts that actually enjoy and cater for this sort of client.

A few years back I saw a chappie that on the first booking seemed very nice and respectful, but the second booking was completely different. I was completely caught out by it and it ended up with me on the floor and him punching me in the head calling me every filthy name under the sun. It was obvious that he was getting off on this and it really took all I had to get him out of the door. On another occasion a guy threw a filty stinking Tshirt over the back of my head when I wasn't looking and tried to twist it round my kneck again calling me a slut and whore at the time, he was a weedy little guy that ended up with a broken nose and a visit to the police station. On another occasion I had a guy ring and ask if he could be very verbally abusive and do the rape scenario, of course I refused and mentioned it on here at thime. You'll be suprised how many emails I had of girls wanting his number because they WANTED to service him. There was absolutely nothing funny in these situations I am afraid and I don't think any girl (other than the ones that cater for it) would find it funny and would probably be extremely distressed by it no matter how weedy they are.

Those type of clients can be dangerous and they don't heve to be big body builders either, the skinny ones can be just as dangerous.

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Check out 'Napoleon Complex', google that. Holly M, that post of yours just rendered me speechless for a minute. Phew.

Imagine wanting that :blink: ...that really says a lot about the dysfunctional here. Really, really sad. We can't fix that.

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This sort of thing is more common than you think and yes there are quite a few guys out there that behave like this (sorry boys, not all clients are gentlemen). I think a lot depends on the type of advertising you do, but believe it or not there are also escorts that actually enjoy and cater for this sort of client.

A few years back I saw a chappie that on the first booking seemed very nice and respectful, but the second booking was completely different. I was completely caught out by it and it ended up with me on the floor and him punching me in the head calling me every filthy name under the sun. It was obvious that he was getting off on this and it really took all I had to get him out of the door. On another occasion a guy threw a filty stinking Tshirt over the back of my head when I wasn't looking and tried to twist it round my kneck again calling me a slut and whore at the time, he was a weedy little guy that ended up with a broken nose and a visit to the police station. On another occasion I had a guy ring and ask if he could be very verbally abusive and do the rape scenario, of course I refused and mentioned it on here at thime. You'll be suprised how many emails I had of girls wanting his number because they WANTED to service him. There was absolutely nothing funny in these situations I am afraid and I don't think any girl (other than the ones that cater for it) would find it funny and would probably be extremely distressed by it no matter how weedy they are.

Those type of clients can be dangerous and they don't heve to be big body builders either, the skinny ones can be just as dangerous.

Wow Holly,

I wa shocked to read of your terrible experiences !

Sounds like you have had some near misses and it just highlights the downside of this hobby.

Its very easy for most of us punters to forget about the darker side of the industry - a darker side that obviously exists.

But I suppose its only down to you WGs taking risks that so many decent punters can enjoy your wonderful services.:)

I think you are all very brave to do what you do !;)

Check out 'Napoleon Complex', google that. Holly M, that post of yours just rendered me speechless for a minute. Phew.

Imagine wanting that :blink:...that really says a lot about the dysfunctional here. Really, really sad. We can't fix that.

I am sure that most of us are decent punters Dolly B)

however unfortunately there are probably some here who do match your description :(

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Ooops, I cocked up that attempt to reply to Pru's post.

Pru, do you always take the laptop into the loo with you? I find a newspaper or a book easier to manage!

:D:rolleyes:

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Unfortunatley it would be more interesting if you had questioned wether there were any wg,s out there who had NOT encountered one of these neanderthol's.

Unfortunatley the most normal guy can occasionally be transformed via the power trip medium of hard cash into a "GET ON YOUR KNEES, SUCK IT UP TO THE BALLS AND I WILL HOLD YOUR HEAD DOWN WHILE YOU DO IT" neanderthol. Perhaps a throwback to the cavemen who dragged home a chunk of meat in exchange for the passing on of his genes.

You just have to act the cave girl, refuse the passing on of genetic material via the medium of a sharp telling off or leaving the cave altogether. Usually brings them back to the correct attitude.

There are the guys who are so timid and quiet that you can tell in real life they are not exactly born leaders, they tend to try to claw some self respect back once alone in the bedroom with someone they percieve has to do their bidding no matter what, you just have to mentally dominate, once they realise you are not going to cower and obey they withdraw back to timid and normal.

Luckily most guys have evolved from that...there is always one though lol.x

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Check out 'Napoleon Complex', google that. Holly M, that post of yours just rendered me speechless for a minute. Phew.

Imagine wanting that :blink: ...that really says a lot about the dysfunctional here. Really, really sad. We can't fix that.

def alot of people with that complex, they usually change when they see your attention span has focussed on something else, only one person didnt change so i literally picked him up & carried him outside

on a side note there are alot of wee women who suffer the same complex with mouths the size of the grand canyon

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I think there are three ways a lady could find herself in a room with a Neanderthal type. 1. if she arranges a booking by text alone. 2. if she works in a parlour and has no veto input after a punter has requested to be with her 3. if she accepts bookings from agencies (or works for a pimp).

I gree with 1 and 3 but sorry, you are wrong o point 2.

Most guys use indies and parlours/agencies during their punting life. I have banned abusive clients and girls know full well that they can leave the room at any point during the proceedings if things are making them uncomfortable physically or mentally. Sometimes it is better to be in that parlour situation, an Indy alone has no one to rely on if she gets into trouble. A parlour girl knows there is always someone outside the door she can rely on if things get out of hand. Sometimes a guy wont listen to the poor wg but when the manager goes in and explains the issue they suddenly see the light so to speak.

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