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Anyone Having A Royal Wedding Punt?

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Just asking!

Just said goodbye to the lady!

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Just asking!

Preferred to watch the wedding myself. :)

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Having a Royal Wedding wank. Does that count?

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Having a Royal Wedding wank. Does that count?

Depends on which one of the Royal Couple you were thinking of at the time (or was it a threesome)!

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My diary says a lot of people like the idea, my confirmation rate says a lot of them changed their minds <_<

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I may do. I was just scanning the purple site but it's very slim pickings on there today.

I imagine that's the same everywhere.

Edited by AntonyB

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Considering driving up to Crewe to executive...apparently there's two early twenties busty brunettes who specialise in all areas on today...

...just been paid, I got two girl special on my mind... :P

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Considering driving up to Crewe to executive...apparently there's two early twenties busty brunettes who specialise in all areas on today...

...just been paid, I got two girl special on my mind... :P

Planned a punt during the week and agreed to confirm via mobile this morning, phone is still switched off!

She is probably in central London partying :(

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Planned a punt during the week and agreed to confirm via mobile this morning, phone is still switched off!

She is probably in central London partying :(

Agreed, probably a bad day for a punt, and I wouldn't even think about going near central London, too many people there I'm sure.

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Expect William will tonight when the family's out of the way

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Just asking!

i guess Wills has got a fair to middling chance of getting his end away tonight....

Wonder whether Philip Schofield will be there to do the commentary on that as well.....

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Depends on which one of the Royal Couple you were thinking of at the time (or was it a threesome)!

Yes, was thinking of helping Wills make Kate nice and airtight!

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They have been together for nine years give or take the odd spat so perhaps Wills will be following in the royal family tradition of lining up a mistress for the future. According to press reports there will be plenty of totty at tonight's do including some of his old flames and with plenty of spare rooms at the palace why not.

Shame though as Catherine seems to be one of the better new entrants to the royal family.

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no shortage of blushing brides to be had in mk today :) i chose a little cracker called karolina,who certainly made me feel like a king

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What a waste of time and fuel. Determined never again to visit parlours, only professional escorts.

Just spent the last four hours or so up and down the M6, driving around Crewe and the Stoke. First parlour, the one I mentioned earlier, was closing when I got there just before 5. Then I was offered a selection of a 50-something way past her best, scrawny late teens who looked like they were supporting a habit and the usual 'the ladies will be free in a round 20 mins' line from parlous in Crewe and Stoke.

Wanted a two-girl. Got a no-girl. Gonna check Exec B'Ham and Passion VIP for a booking tonight. Lesson learned.

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I did!!! But not out of any celebration for the wedding. It was so as to avoid having to watch those bunch of royal benefit scroungers and aristocrat toffs on the TV. Mind you, I had to leave the UK to get some decent punting in today! :lol:

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They have been together for nine years give or take the odd spat so perhaps Wills will be following in the royal family tradition of lining up a mistress for the future. According to press reports there will be plenty of totty at tonight's do including some of his old flames and with plenty of spare rooms at the palace why not.

Shame though as Catherine seems to be one of the better new entrants to the royal family.

She will be pregnant after a year or two. then once she has produced a son to one day become king, she will be disposed of, in the same way that lady Diana was - once she had served her purpose she was not needed.

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She will be pregnant after a year or two. then once she has produced a son to one day become king, she will be disposed of, in the same way that lady Diana was - once she had served her purpose she was not needed.

Time will obviously tell if this happens but they convinced me today that they really love each other, the eye contact and their body language showed me this.

Charles never loved Diana, making it a different scenario in my view.

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She will be pregnant after a year or two. then once she has produced a son to one day become king, she will be disposed of, in the same way that lady Diana was - once she had served her purpose she was not needed.

Not a very likely scenario. Those broken marriages bring the monarchy into disrepute and I think the royals will be praying that they both behave themselves and stick together.

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bet phil the greek had one shipped into the palace to end his day with a bang.

tv news says pippa get back to her hotel at 4am. wonder if the best man carried out his duty with the bridesmaid?

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I had, it was great. Had an overnight booking on Thursday night so had a gorgeous Polish girl performing her magic below while the Duke of Cambridge was saying his I Do.

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