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Is This The Coolest Bid Ever?

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I put a reverse auction up on 'The Other Site' and after getting some advice from on here, asked the ladies to write in their own words why they think I should choose them.

I of course got the usual copypasta and txt spk drivel, and a couple of very well written bids, but I got one bid written entirely in rhyme!

This is quite possibly the coolest bid I've had from a Reverse Auction, has anyone had anything similar?

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I would have thought the answer would be because it is an opportunity to make some money (however much you dress it up). She appears to be a very astute businesswoman if it caught your attention.

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I put a reverse auction up on 'The Other Site' and after getting some advice from on here, asked the ladies to write in their own words why they think I should choose them.

I of course got the usual copypasta and txt spk drivel, and a couple of very well written bids, but I got one bid written entirely in rhyme!

This is quite possibly the coolest bid I've had from a Reverse Auction, has anyone had anything similar?

Any chance of you posting the rhyme so we can judge the extent of its coolness?

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Probably should have done that!

She wrote:

A guy called Tibbs from [redacted] has a request,

He wants a lady for company who is a cut above the rest.

A lady called Natasha came across the details of his reverse booking,

She’s 35, slim, bubbly, very chatty, easy going and good looking.

A fearless sense of humor who loves the witty chat,

She can guarantee the conversation will never go depressingly flat.

She is amazing as a masseuse, much better than an actress (hence no filming) or lap-dancer,

Takes pride in what she does, happy to fulfil all your requirements (no extra cost incurred), guarantees she’s not a ‘chancer’.

Pictures on her profile and info isn’t that great,

She has only come across this particular website very late.

Happy to provide more details/information should you require (0777******9),

Feel free to ask away, very honest and up front, definitely not a liar.

Hopefully you will appreciate my poem and not think I am a complete loon!

And for that reason I hope I will be seeing you very soon!

PS- If you have got to the end of this and not fully appreciated my rhythmic verse, please go back to the beginning!XXX

And I replied:

Subject: A poem about your Reverse Booking

You're right you're very good looking :)

Many many thanks for the bid with rhyme

For me not to reply would be a crime

I have seen that some of the things I'd like are not on your list

For example, if I entered your bum would you be pissed?

I'm assuming that CIM is fine

Since you say you're happy to swallow mine!

The massage seems like a great idea

Though I'm afraid you'll have to be patient dear

I'm going to wait for a couple more weeks

Before I see who gets to sneak

Up to my room for mutual pleasure

and leave again with some folding treasure!

I have to say you top the bids

Of a highly amused guy called Tibbs!

x

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Absolutely brilliant

I have seen that some of the things I'd like are not on your list

For example, if I entered your bum would you be pissed?

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Absolutely brilliant

I have seen that some of the things I'd like are not on your list

For example, if I entered your bum would you be pissed?

Shakespeare would have been proud of that couplet! :D

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The massage seems like a great idea

Though I'm afraid you'll have to be patient dear

I'm going to wait for a couple more weeks

Before I see who gets to sneak

Up to my room for mutual pleasure

and leave again with some folding treasure!

I have to say you top the bids

Of a highly amused guy called Tibbs!

x

This reverse bid of yours, did it have a meeting date that these ladies were hoping to join you on ?

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Oh my god! I can see it now "PUNTING"..... THE MUSICAL

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This reverse bid of yours, did it have a meeting date that these ladies were hoping to join you on ?

Yes, end of the month - I like to plan these things in advance :)

It has to be a definite date as I'm away on business somewhere.

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Yes, end of the month - I like to plan these things in advance :)

It has to be a definite date as I'm away on business somewhere.

I apologise. I read your 'I'm going to wait for a couple more weeks' comment as if a more open booking date, not that it was a reverse booking with a few weeks for them to reply.

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