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Colonel Bonkers

Meanwhile, In Paris...

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Has anybody ever dropped into this place?

http://www.natur-zen.fr/massages-in-paris.htm

If the usual hullabaloo on the site about no sexual services etc. is genuine, then their videos take the art of prick-teasing to new lengths.

(And, intriguing detail, I discovered the video on the massagetheuk site, where the Archway fourhanders had included it to give potential customers a general idea.)

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There is no way that place can be straight.

However since Paris is cursed for me I won't be finding out any time soon... :blink:

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However since Paris is cursed for me I won't be finding out any time soon... :blink:

Por quoi? Spill da beans, or les haricots, if you prefer!

MB

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Por quoi? Spill da beans, or les haricots, if you prefer!

MB

Everytime I go there bad things happen. Robbed, dumped, cheated on with a fucking galoise smoking left bank artist (different girlfriends the dumping and cheating), accidentally ate shit (turns out Andouillette Sausage (what I got) is NOT the same as Andouille Sausage(what I thought I was ordering)), slung out of the Louvre (which totally wasn't my fault - I didn't mean to touch that stupid painting - if anything my handprint improved it).

After 3 failed trips, I've learned my lesson.

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Has anybody ever dropped into this place?

http://www.natur-zen.fr/massages-in-paris.htm

If the usual hullabaloo on the site about no sexual services etc. is genuine, then their videos take the art of prick-teasing to new lengths.

(And, intriguing detail, I discovered the video on the massagetheuk site, where the Archway fourhanders had included it to give potential customers a general idea.)

 

Mr Bloom - curious if you ever ended up trying this place? Am off there shortly and it still looks enticing!

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Mr Bloom - curious if you ever ended up trying this place? Am off there shortly and it still looks enticing!

 

No, had no chance to. Haven't been to Paris recently.

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Oh I thought you meant Paris, Paris, the real thing Mr B, and I know you were a fan.

 

Back in London per AW and it's 100% accurate since I've already got "re-aquainted"!

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If you can read French, you can find all the info u require on the excellent mongering site

www.youppie.net

a lot of stuff about Paris i.e. a town in France

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Orlando I thought I'd do u a favor nad looked for the Natur&Zen on youppie.net but nothing came up, my guess is that this place is an overpriced str8 massage joint aimed at extracting many euros from foreign tourists

Paris 12 has a lot of naughty massage joints, mainly Chinese. Typically you pay about 45 euros for one hour massage then a 20 euro tip for a manual finish, known in French as "finition"

Rue du Charenton 130/132 gets a lot of mentions

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If you can read French, you can find all the info u require on the excellent mongering site

www.youppie.net

a lot of stuff about Paris i.e. a town in France

 

What a great site! Thanks for the tip FuryoGaijin.

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I am French myself and i want to warn anybody here about Youppie as welll. Some local pimps use this dedicated forum to promote and advertise their own girls. Especially a guy using the nick lnezzi...

 

Stay sharp and doubtful about the stuff u could read there, when it comes about foreign escort girls and especially the Russian ones...

 

French people are tricky and I know what I am talking about...

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I am French myself and i want to warn anybody here about Youppie as welll. Some local pimps use this dedicated forum to promote and advertise their own girls. Especially a guy using the nick lnezzi...

 

Stay sharp and doubtful about the stuff u could read there, when it comes about foreign escort girls and especially the Russian ones...

 

French people are tricky and I know what I am talking about...

You certainly sound tricky

 

Youppie is a good site for France

 

Obviously you need to take some posts with a pinch of salt but generally good information

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