Lara Brooks

"up For It All The Time"

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Men, what do you think when you read a lady saying she is “horny all the time” and “always up for it”? As a woman, bullshit-free zone and an escort I question this. What do you men really think when you read it? Do you lap it up or do you think “Yer, of course you are luv!”

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Glad I'm not married to her...

...She'd wear me out and my heart would give up B)

In truth, I treat it as a bit of advertising "puffery."

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Men, what do you think when you read a lady saying she is “horny all the time” and “always up for it”? As a woman, bullshit-free zone and an escort I question this. What do you men really think when you read it? Do you lap it up or do you think “Yer, of course you are luv!”

The latter, I've known escorts who can act it when with punters but having lived with one I know it's frequently faked.

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Men, what do you think when you read a lady saying she is “horny all the time” and “always up for it”? As a woman, bullshit-free zone and an escort I question this. What do you men really think when you read it? Do you lap it up or do you think “Yer, of course you are luv!”

You forgot another gem, Lara. "I am always wet for you, boys!".

I loved when Highland Amanda said it with irony- "I am always wet as an otter pocket"! :D (or something close to it. Sorry, Amanda if I misquoted you)

Its a fantasy game, Lara. Even if the guys knows its a complete marketing bullshit, they still rather book Wg with that line, then the one who says. "Sore and dry as a prune, only book me if you are a loon".

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Men, what do you think when you read a lady saying she is “horny all the time” and “always up for it”? As a woman, bullshit-free zone and an escort I question this. What do you men really think when you read it? Do you lap it up or do you think “Yer, of course you are luv!”

As marketing designed to attract punters, my logic tells me its rare that anyone is going to really be horny all the time or always up for it, so i take it with a huge pinch of salt.

The point for me is the WG is a stranger and i dont know her well enough to know whether what she is saying is true, it might or might not be, until i know her better i cant tell. Some ladies really are great actresses and whether its real or acting doesnt really make any odds to me as long as she has convinced me enough to have a good or better punt. :)

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You forgot another gem, Lara. "I am always wet for you, boys!".

I loved when Highland Amanda said it with irony- "I am always wet as an otter pocket"! :D (or something close to it. Sorry, Amanda if I misquoted you)

Its a fantasy game, Lara. Even if the guys knows its a complete marketing bullshit, they still rather book Wg with that line, then the one who says. "Sore and dry as a prune, only book me if you are a loon".

I stole that one. :)

My other fave being "Ooh, I'm so horny and wet. My minge is frothing like a rapid dog".

I am most definitely NOT always up for it, however, with the right treatment I can be quite quickly. Can't see that working as a stroke of marketing genius any time soon. :D

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I stole that one. :)

You did. From Amy of Cymbran, IIRC. Plaigarist. Tchah.

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You did. From Amy of Cymbran, IIRC. Plaigarist. Tchah.

Ok, well here's an original Amandaism.

I'm as soggy as a train spotter's notebook :P

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It's amazing what a bit of spit can achieve :rolleyes:

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It's amazing what a bit of spit can achieve :rolleyes:

Bad Mike! :angry::P:angry:

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It's amazing what a bit of spit can achieve :rolleyes:

Gark!!

*Batters Mike with an overstuffed cuddly otter*

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You forgot another gem, Lara. "I am always wet for you, boys!".

LOL, oh yes, that's a classic :D . One I've not heard on here for a little while though so about time someone said it. :P

I loved when Highland Amanda said it with irony- "I am always wet as an otter pocket"! :D (or something close to it. Sorry, Amanda if I misquoted you)

Brilliant! :D

Its a fantasy game, Lara. Even if the guys knows its a complete marketing bullshit, they still rather book Wg with that line, then the one who says. "Sore and dry as a prune, only book me if you are a loon".

But surely it's better not to bullshit though :unsure: OK, I'll give it a go if that's what it takes...ahem...OK...hello boyos, I'm wet for y'all...oh no, tell a lie, it's just yoghurt ;)

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Honesty in advertising.

Her "I'm so wet for you"

Him "Are you really?"

Her "Why yes honey, there's at least a quarter of a bottle of Sensilube up there, in fact I'd rather we moved things along before it oozes out and ruins my rather expensive knickers..."

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Men, what do you think when you read a lady saying she is “horny all the time” and “always up for it”? As a woman, bullshit-free zone and an escort I question this. What do you men really think when you read it? Do you lap it up or do you think “Yer, of course you are luv!”

It suggests to me that the writer is stupid. So either the girl is or she has a numbskull pimp - in either case she's to be avoided.

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Hi Amanda,

Just read your sig line, and now have to wipe coffee from monitor!

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Hi Amanda,

Just read your sig line, and now have to wipe coffee from monitor!

Sowwy 'bout dat :)

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When barry mckenzie was thirsty, he would observe that he was, "dry as a nuns nasty". (a comic strip written by barry humphries.)

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What sad lives some of you live. I lived with a girl for nearly 10 years that was constantly wet and gagging for sex. I used to satisfy her, my "mistress" and anything else that came along. MInd you that ws 25 years ago :-( .

But my point is .....there are women out there that are "up for it all the time", I know!

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Of late, I've been finding that the majority of the younger girls I've punted with (20-24 years old) are pretty wild in bed! I'm not sure if they view me as a punter that needs pleasing or a sex toy to be used and abused! Either way, I enjoy it! When I check their feedback, I've got the impression that they are giving this type of service to most of their clients!

Could this be a manifestation of a generation that has grown up with internet porn, or are they showing the exuberance of youth, that all wgs once had, but fades with the years?

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Men, what do you think when you read a lady saying she is “horny all the time” and “always up for it”? As a woman, bullshit-free zone and an escort I question this. What do you men really think when you read it? Do you lap it up or do you think “Yer, of course you are luv!”

It depends on on the punter I suppose, Lara. There are those that are guided by their pricks and those that perhaps put a little more thought into their punts. The former would, as you suggest, land up lapping up the bullshit - what a marvellous image that conjours up.

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'Of course I'm wet, The painters are in and I've taken my sponge out, 100% natural me, no faking it!'

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Men, what do you think when you read a lady saying she is “horny all the time” and “always up for it”? As a woman, bullshit-free zone and an escort I question this. What do you men really think when you read it? Do you lap it up or do you think “Yer, of course you are luv!”

Puts me right off. As I've said before the downtime between the sessions is just as, if not more important that the sex itself. With a lady who puts that I think she's just going to want to fuck the whole time.

I think the ladies who put that sort of thing are not for me, just as the ones who post 'come and fill my tight holes', 'ram it as hard as you can into me' 'shove your cock down my throat until I choke' (all paraphrased but genuine quotes from girls who work near me)

I'm after something a but more cerebral, and I don't mind working a WG up just as I would a lady I don't pay for.

I guess I'm after the thinking man's crumpet.

Now where have I heard that before? B)

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'come and fill my tight holes', 'ram it as hard as you can into me' 'shove your cock down my throat until I choke' (all paraphrased but genuine quotes from girls who work near me)

In your office, nice work if you can get it?

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Men, what do you think when you read a lady saying she is “horny all the time” and “always up for it”? As a woman, bullshit-free zone and an escort I question this. What do you men really think when you read it? Do you lap it up or do you think “Yer, of course you are luv!”

I would think most guys with half a brain see right through such claims.

The thing is the lady (or whoever writes the advert) must think saying such a thing is what a guy wants. Also using explicit language in an advert is another thing I see on the providers anouncement board.

Maybe it is just me, but using overly vulgar language or making "silly" claims isn't what I want to read. I actually think it cheapens the lady/agency/parlour and there is no need for it.

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...The thing is the lady (or whoever writes the advert) must think saying such a thing is what a guy wants...

Yes, probably. What I’ve noticed over the years on this message board is that the claims of being up for it all the time tend largely to be from ladies new to the business or at least new to this board. This either suggests, as you say, that they think this is what they need to say to get the potential clients interested, or they are so exuberant from being new to being paid to fuck that they really are that excited. However, even if it’s the latter, I still don’t believe that someone would be wet all the time. Even during times of stress? Even when confronted with a smelly client? Even when they don’t feel very well?

What sad lives some of you live. I lived with a girl for nearly 10 years that was constantly wet and gagging for sex...

But she was in a relationship with you, which is different. I’m talking about escorts coming out with “I’m always wet and up for it” on message boards.

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