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Any Other Girls Had This E-mail?

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"I'm looking for something quite specific; I want to spend the hour licking your arsehole with you preferably unshowered if that's ok with you (obviously I will be very clean)..?

So if I book an early appointment, can you not wash in the morning?

Let me know and if this is possible and I'll go ahead and make the booking"

Sorry for sounding a little naive..but is this for real? do people actually like this? I never really know anymore!. The thought of not washing and then engaging in intimate acts really quite revolts me.

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It may be for real.

But you still turn it down if it revolts you - unless you are desperate for bookings.

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It may be for real.

But you still turn it down if it revolts you - unless you are desperate for bookings.

I am not desperate for bookings. I have turned it down. I would never do anything I didn't want to do. I would rather give up than start doing things I didn't like because I was desperate for bookings. I like to consider myself as pretty open minded but perhaps I was wrong! :)

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I am not desperate for bookings. I have turned it down. I would never do anything I didn't want to do. I would rather give up than start doing things I didn't like because I was desperate for bookings. I like to consider myself as pretty open minded but perhaps I was wrong! :)

I got that one too - about 2am this morning? Obviously a timewaster then :rolleyes:

It seemed genuine enough to me - I was particularly impressed by the use of the English 'arse' rather than the revolting Americanism 'ass' (which sends any email heading for the bin along with text speak) and was perfectly happy to take the booking. I don't think there's anything that unusual about clients wanting you to not shower before an appointment and have had a good few who prefer plain people-scent rather than soap/deodorant and whatnot. I just have my bath the night before for all the de-fuzzings.

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I got that one too - about 2am this morning? Obviously a timewaster then :rolleyes:

It seemed genuine enough to me - I was particularly impressed by the use of the English 'arse' rather than the revolting Americanism 'ass' (which sends any email heading for the bin along with text speak) and was perfectly happy to take the booking. I don't think there's anything that unusual about clients wanting you to not shower before an appointment and have had a good few who prefer plain people-scent rather than soap/deodorant and whatnot. I just have my bath the night before for all the de-fuzzings.

It was Napoleon who famously said in a letter to his Josephine ... "I'll be home Sunday. Don't bathe."

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"I'm looking for something quite specific; I want to spend the hour licking your arsehole with you preferably unshowered if that's ok with you (obviously I will be very clean)..?

So if I book an early appointment, can you not wash in the morning?

Let me know and if this is possible and I'll go ahead and make the booking"

Sorry for sounding a little naive..but is this for real? do people actually like this? I never really know anymore!. The thought of not washing and then engaging in intimate acts really quite revolts me.

I think it could well be real and genuine, he just loves licking arseholes that have not been showered, not my bag in this lifetime but it takes all sorts. I feel a bit queasy myself.

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"I'm looking for something quite specific; I want to spend the hour licking your arsehole with you preferably unshowered if that's ok with you (obviously I will be very clean)..?

So if I book an early appointment, can you not wash in the morning?

Let me know and if this is possible and I'll go ahead and make the booking"

Sorry for sounding a little naive..but is this for real? do people actually like this? I never really know anymore!. The thought of not washing and then engaging in intimate acts really quite revolts me.

Hi Louise

I received that one too, lol. Has all the signs of a timewaster, chick.

Bons x

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"I'm looking for something quite specific; I want to spend the hour licking your arsehole with you preferably unshowered if that's ok with you (obviously I will be very clean)..?

So if I book an early appointment, can you not wash in the morning?

Let me know and if this is possible and I'll go ahead and make the booking"

Sorry for sounding a little naive..but is this for real? do people actually like this? I never really know anymore!. The thought of not washing and then engaging in intimate acts really quite revolts me.

I know that I shouldn't sit in judgement, but YUK!!!!

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Hmm, DFK would definitely be at discretion only if you saw that guy, bleeeughhh!

AdorableAmy, I'm guessing you don't get many successful bookings by email from visiting Americans then? Surely it's harsh to refuse to see someone just because their country insists on teaching citizens to spell everything wrong.

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Hmm, DFK would definitely be at discretion only if you saw that guy, bleeeughhh!

AdorableAmy, I'm guessing you don't get many successful bookings by email from visiting Americans then? Surely it's harsh to refuse to see someone just because their country insists on teaching citizens to spell everything wrong.

Plenty :)! Although mainly in London, since there isn't exactly a surfeit of them on the North Yorks coast; I had a week working in New York a couple of months back and had a great time too. What I find objectionable is not Americans, but Americanisms - you can tell easily from the rest of the spelling and the syntax whether American or British English is the writer's first language, and what is both acceptable and welcome from (for example) a New York or Philadelphia native is downright excruciating when coming from a vending machine filler from Whitby.

I am harsh though. Which is probably why I still a: working and b: sane :D.

As regards the OP, has anybody mailed Mr Round Robin with a link to this thread yet?

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I haven't had this email today, but I have had requests to wear 'dirty' knickers or tights. Basically the enquiree would like me to wear the same pair constantly for at least 24 hours prior to their booking. Right well you try finding an Escort who has a busy life, who doesn't change her clothes at least 3 times a day. It's just not possible for me to keep the same pair on for that length of time! Sheesh :lol:

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"I'm looking for something quite specific; I want to spend the hour licking your arsehole with you preferably unshowered if that's ok with you (obviously I will be very clean)..?

So if I book an early appointment, can you not wash in the morning?

Let me know and if this is possible and I'll go ahead and make the booking"

Sorry for sounding a little naive..but is this for real? do people actually like this? I never really know anymore!. The thought of not washing and then engaging in intimate acts really quite revolts me.

Hi Louise, yes, I have had this email a few weeks ago and binned it. Any crap that comes through I just DELETE. Sounds harsh,

but girls get so many emails, some can be quite demanding- one guy (who I won't name) got very aggitated and annoyed in a particular

email because I couldn't do an outcall on the specific day and time that he reqested- even though I gave alternative dates-

Afterwards I thought, what would this client be like in person if he's that rude in email ? can not get his own way so throws toys out of pram.

He had good ratings as well, but with an attitude like that I don't care if he has thousands of ratings !

that is something I look at -ratings- can tell a lot. Apart from this I get alot of polite, courteous emails which I always reply to.

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Pah, I never get these sorts of enquiries ;):( . Can someone please forward it so I don’t feel left out, ta ;)

Seriously, no, I didn’t get it but if I had (as his email was polite) I would’ve emailed back and declined his offer; it’s just not my thing.

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I've yet to receive that email and if i was to ,i'd be even more concerned than yourself. If it was genuine i'd possibly beleive he'd want you to have washed but lead him to think you hadn't same as if you'd had bareback and then let him perform oral on you . . Just the way some men think or the small minority would actually do that . . Moot me personally but would lead on to the thread have you tasted your own cum

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Oh dear im feeling most left out that i haven't received this email..lol..never mind im sure i cant live with it.lol..

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The request is genuine enough, I saw an English guy in NZ for a couple of overnighters in a row and he requested that I shagged punters all day and never showered and also never wiped when I went to the toilet and he would 'clean' me up when I came to his on a night.

No I would not do that it was a request I politely declined! Lucky for me he went ahead with the bookings anyway was not a necessity rather something he was hoping I would do.

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Yes, I had it also.

This guy probabaly gave a mailshot to half of the female members of other site. Next week he will email to another few thousands. So Lara, Ruth, Cherry, don't feel left out, lol. You will get it too...soon.

He is either widening his chances if anybody would accept his meeting, or a fantasist who like to hear reaction to his mail, or wanted to know which WGs are so desparate for booking, to the point to keep brownies in theirs bumholes till the morning, or maybe all the above.

Loise: did you sent him link to this thread? If you did not, do you want me to? :-)

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Yes, I had it also.

This guy probabaly gave a mailshot to half of the female members of other site. Next week he will email to another few thousands. So Lara, Ruth, Cherry, don't feel left out, lol. You will get it too...soon.

He is either widening his chances if anybody would accept his meeting, or a fantasist who like to hear reaction to his mail, or wanted to know which WGs are so desparate for booking, to the point to keep brownies in theirs bumholes till the morning, or maybe all the above.

Loise: did you sent him link to this thread? If you did not, do you want me to? :-)

Lol well he has been busy and so beautifully put Xenia lol. I was very polite in my reply to him but I haven't sent him a link to this thread, can you do that via the other site?

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Lol well he has been busy and so beautifully put Xenia lol. I was very polite in my reply to him but I haven't sent him a link to this thread, can you do that via the other site?

Already done it :D. You can't send proper links, but I sent the address so he can cut and paste it.

I'll admit I still don't see what's so strange about a request for a lady to not shower before a booking, for rimming or otherwise. The idea of being able to just get up, get on with it and earn an hours rate without even having to have a wash sounds just fine to me (which probably makes me lazy, but certainly not desperate), and I've never jumped out of bed early doors on an overnight and showered before the morning action starts. Do other people do this?

I had a regular who would insist on visiting as soon as my morning client had gone, would wait in the next street until I rang to say he'd left and come round straight away without me even getting re-dressed. And I hate the smell of deodorant/aftershave unless it's very faint, so I can certainly understand where they're coming from to some degree. Do the people who think wanting to shag/rim somebody who might not have had a shower for - gasp - ten or twelve hours while they were in bed also think it's fine for us to spend time and money dressing up like a complete twat in some vile fancy dress costume because we're asked to? Plenty of people seem to think nothing of that, after all.

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Already done it :D. You can't send proper links, but I sent the address so he can cut and paste it.

I'll admit I still don't see what's so strange about a request for a lady to not shower before a booking, for rimming or otherwise. The idea of being able to just get up, get on with it and earn an hours rate without even having to have a wash sounds just fine to me (which probably makes me lazy, but certainly not desperate), and I've never jumped out of bed early doors on an overnight and showered before the morning action starts. Do other people do this?

I had a regular who would insist on visiting as soon as my morning client had gone, would wait in the next street until I rang to say he'd left and come round straight away without me even getting re-dressed. And I hate the smell of deodorant/aftershave unless it's very faint, so I can certainly understand where they're coming from to some degree. Do the people who think wanting to shag/rim somebody who might not have had a shower for - gasp - ten or twelve hours while they were in bed also think it's fine for us to spend time and money dressing up like a complete twat in some vile fancy dress costume because we're asked to? Plenty of people seem to think nothing of that, after all.

Amy on reflection ..I perhaps should have worded my original post differently so it didn't come across as though I was judging others who had different preferences to me. I have absolutely no right to judge anyone else. I am a bit of a clean freak myself so perhaps thats why I found the thought distasteful but I see no problems in other people doing what they are comfortable with/enjoy. Everyones different thankfully.. it would be darn right boring if we were all the same :)

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Amy on reflection ..I perhaps should have worded my original post differently so it didn't come across as though I was judging others who had different preferences to me. I have absolutely no right to judge anyone else. I am a bit of a clean freak myself so perhaps thats why I found the thought distasteful but I see no problems in other people doing what they are comfortable with/enjoy. Everyones different thankfully.. it would be darn right boring if we were all the same :)

Haha, I'm a complete clean obsessive. I just don't count my own filth as the same as other peoples :lol:.

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I think the giveaway is when these emails are sent to WGS all over the country, not just one town or region.

When I was living with a WG she had one who had me come to his house with her and go straight up to the bedroom. We then had sex until I was just about to cum when I pulled out and came over her stomach and breasts. After this I got dressed, left the house and went for a pint at the local pub and read my book for a while until she rang me and asked me to pick her up. When I left the house, (I never met him), he came out of another room, joined my lady and fucked her while she was covered in my cum, whatever floats your boat!

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Already done it :D. You can't send proper links, but I sent the address so he can cut and paste it.

I'll admit I still don't see what's so strange about a request for a lady to not shower before a booking, for rimming or otherwise. The idea of being able to just get up, get on with it and earn an hours rate without even having to have a wash sounds just fine to me (which probably makes me lazy, but certainly not desperate), and I've never jumped out of bed early doors on an overnight and showered before the morning action starts.

Amy: as I understood his email, he wants a bit more then somebody who simply did not had a shower in the morning. Ok, he did not said anything directly, but this is a context I've got. Maybe I am wrong or read to much between the lines. (or I've got a dirty mind myself and judging people by my own merits, lol)

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Haha, I'm a complete clean obsessive. I just don't count my own filth as the same as other peoples :lol:.

:lol:

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Amy: as I understood his email, he wants a bit more then somebody who simply did not had a shower in the morning. Ok, he did not said anything directly, but this is a context I've got. Maybe I am wrong or read to much between the lines. (or I've got a dirty mind myself and judging people by my own merits, lol)

You're probably right, to be honest. I must admit the shock of seeing near-faultless spelling and grammar in an email originating from the naughty site has probably turned my head a bit.

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