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Experimental Punt In Progress....watch This Space.....

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Today I'm going to see a WG I hav'nt visited before,phoned her last night but she said she had finished work for the day and would be back tomorrow.

Now the experiment is as follows-her website photo's look ace = perfect body,but face hardly smiling..looking kinda stern and her voice was'nt one bit friendly or inviting when I spoke to her over the phone last night.

But she has very cheap rates and easy place for me to get too and a her figure is just the way I like it,this could be a great punt or a total rip off...I will leave a reply on this post telling you all what happens.

Have a feeling in my gutt that this could go very bad (her stern voice and face photo's)but let's see.....watch this space folks Ace Ventura will update you tonight.............

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Has anyone ever liveblogged a punt?

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What's that sound I hear ?............ Aaaah, it's alarm bells ringing.........loudly !!

(I hope to be pleasantly surprised but am very pessimistic on this one........gd luck sir !)

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OMG, the suspense, don't think I will sleep tonight.

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the hobby is called punting. meaning a risk

smetimes you get exceptional rewards, sometimes a slightly damp disspointment.

thats the fun isnt it?

loke all sex. great fun trying!

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Soon we will see wg profiles that read:

Extras:

Filming/photos - £50

Tweeting your experiences during the punt - £100

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I saw 'experimental' and figured there may be some clowns or trapeze work involved, not that she just looked and sounded a bit grumpy , no wonder if the poor girl keeps getting called an 'experiment' at the first opportunity :lol:

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I wonder if we're going to get a post before ,during and after the punt

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Today I'm going to see a WG I hav'nt visited before,phoned her last night but she said she had finished work for the day and would be back tomorrow.

Now the experiment is as follows-her website photo's look ace = perfect body,but face hardly smiling..looking kinda stern and her voice was'nt one bit friendly or inviting when I spoke to her over the phone last night.

But she has very cheap rates and easy place for me to get too and a her figure is just the way I like it,this could be a great punt or a total rip off...I will leave a reply on this post telling you all what happens.

Have a feeling in my gutt that this could go very bad (her stern voice and face photo's)but let's see.....watch this space folks Ace Ventura will update you tonight.............

I'm getting worried! It is now 21.03 hrs (GMT) and our brother hasn't returned to tell us how it went. Noting that another British citizen was beheaded in a (chinese) supermarket today, I just hope that the unsmiling WG hasn't done anything similar to him....

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OMG, the suspense, don't think I will sleep tonight.

lol

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Soon we will see wg profiles that read:

Extras:

Filming/photos - £50

Tweeting your experiences during the punt - £100

lol,so I've tweeted using p/n message board...BLOW ME! ;-)

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I saw 'experimental' and figured there may be some clowns or trapeze work involved, not that she just looked and sounded a bit grumpy , no wonder if the poor girl keeps getting called an 'experiment' at the first opportunity :lol:

LMAO!!!!

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LMAO!!!!

Well for gawds sake Ace vent update us then please! :) x

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I wonder if we're going to get a post before ,during and after the punt

SHIT!!!!Mullrob you beauty!!!,...just given me a great idea,on future punts I could film myself talking about The punt outside the WG's accommodation..then film myself after the punt as I leave..talking you guys through the before and after experiance,upload it to youtube then paste the link here ;-)

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So, Ace, is this you blowing off steam after a bad punt or having a laugh after a good one?

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Well for gawds sake Ace vent update us then please! :) x

Sure will,stay tuned

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So, Ace, is this you blowing off steam after a bad punt or having a laugh after a good one?

good punt,well above average...give me a few minutes and i'll give you all the full blow by blow

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good punt,well above average...give me a few minutes and i'll give you all the full blow by blow

*avoids the obvious*

You are milking it, aren't you? :D

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Ace i had thought of that idea but i only see the same wg all the time so i know what i'd write every time .

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Ace i had thought of that idea but i only see the same wg all the time so i know what i'd write every time .

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Well for gawds sake Ace vent update us then please! :) x

O.k where shall I start...firstly it turned out to be a parlour,was not expecting that at all..had the high up beds long corridor with lots of tiny rooms either side,definately not my cup of tea and what put me off even more was a punter that walked past me on his way out complaining to the maid that his WG was not up for it at all.

Luckily this was not the woman I was meeting this evening...I recognised my one from her profile pictures which were accurate,she was talking to another very upset escort who was almost crying...I guese this was the WG the punter was complaining about.

Anyway getting back to the subject,my one was very friendly..introduced herself got deep french kissing straight away..we both clicked chemistry was right and all went to plan than you very much ;-)

Only tiny complaint...and it is a small one was that she did'nt give owo even though it states this on her web porfile,but it's obviously not her who writes that bollocks the web page or answers the phones,can't complain as she was very friendly seemed to enjoy herself too and in no rush...plus the fact that it was a dirt cheap punt.

So there we have it,did'nt like her telephone manner but it probably was'nt her on the other end of the phone anyway...she did'nt look overly friendly or happy in profile pictures.....

BUT!!!!she had a great size 14 figure with a exceptional arse shaped just the way I like it and the rates were very cheap so I did a ABBA and took a chance,fortunately the gamble paid off ;-)

Than you for coming folks,you've been a great audiance,untill next time this is Acen Ventura checking off!

"ACE HAS NOW LEFT THE BUILDING".

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Ace i had thought of that idea but i only see the same wg all the time so i know what i'd write every time .

Please don;t tell me that's true..that's like having mac donalds 7 days wk every wk

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*avoids the obvious*

You are milking it, aren't you? :D

O'k, my bad ...so I'm a Ham. ;-)

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O.k where shall I start...firstly it turned out to be a parlour,was not expecting that at all..had the high up beds long corridor with lots of tiny rooms either side,definately not my cup of tea and what put me off even more was a punter that walked past me on his way out complaining to the maid that his WG was not up for it at all.

Luckily this was not the woman I was meeting this evening...I recognised my one from her profile pictures which were accurate,she was talking to another very upset escort who was almost crying...I guese this was the WG the punter was complaining about.

Anyway getting back to the subject,my one was very friendly..introduced herself got deep french kissing straight away..we both clicked chemistry was right and all went to plan than you very much ;-)

Only tiny complaint...and it is a small one was that she did'nt give owo even though it states this on her web porfile,but it's obviously not her who writes that bollocks the web page or answers the phones,can't complain as she was very friendly seemed to enjoy herself too and in no rush...plus the fact that it was a dirt cheap punt.

So there we have it,did'nt like her telephone manner but it probably was'nt her on the other end of the phone anyway...she did'nt look overly friendly or happy in profile pictures.....

BUT!!!!she had a great size 14 figure with a exceptional arse shaped just the way I like it and the rates were very cheap so I did a ABBA and took a chance,fortunately the gamble paid off ;-)

Than you for coming folks,you've been a great audiance,untill next time this is Acen Ventura checking off!

"ACE HAS NOW LEFT THE BUILDING".

Here it is folks ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ final document. p.s I will see her again :-)

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I'm getting worried! It is now 21.03 hrs (GMT) and our brother hasn't returned to tell us how it went. Noting that another British citizen was beheaded in a (chinese) supermarket today, I just hope that the unsmiling WG hasn't done anything similar to him....

dark humour..like it ;-)

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