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Re- hygiene- What is the number one turn off for you ? what would make you never return to a wg/client ? what can you really not stand ?

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Used condoms or packets on the floor ,unshaven (facial lol) ,general untidyness and slighly off topic Body piercings (sorry just doesn't do it for me )

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Re- hygiene- What is the number one turn off for you ? what would make you never return to a wg/client ? what can you really not stand ?

My number 1 turn off is bad breath and unclean bit's down there that has a strong smell or has clearly been with another client recently and she has not bothered to wash... the smell of someone else's semen down there and on her breath is an instant turn off and would send me packing.

I have had this once before and the smell was just awful after I had kissed her I tasted something salty, because I was so horny and continue on like a tropper, so I went to give her oral and before she could part her legs, I could smell her from their and it was not pleasant at all, I just asked her to finish me with a hand job and I left pissed off and with the taste of saltiness in my mouth after French kissing her,

On another occasion, a lady I saw in MK which I believed to be highly regarded and was an amazing punt... however I would not see again, due to her breath smelling of puke, she was a mature lady and has an amazing figure... however i can distinctly remember that smell and that was a complete and utter turn off for me... such a shame as she provided a fantastic service and was gorgeous but her hygiene on this occasion let her down. I was hacking up spit on the way home and going through packets of mints... when I finally reached home I used about half a bottle of mouth wash "listerine" and scrapped my tongue for about 10 minutes... absolute turn off.

I believe the ratio for uncleanliness and lack of hygiene comes from punters, as the majority of ladies are naturally more hygienic then men, however their are punters out there that are very clean, such as fresh breath, shaved, scented and freshly showered including paying attention to the naughty bits... before a session.

I personally take hygiene very seriously and I expect the lady to be as well, before each punt I brush my teeth, rinse with mouth wash, scrap my tongue, shave, shower and trim any excess hair that needs to be trimmed.... or simply put... basic hygiene.

I am willing to put money on some of the punters that visit working girls are much more worse in terms of hygiene than working girls.

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I always make sure I'm good and clean before meeting a lady, but there are twio things I'm a bit paqranoid about in myself: breath and, erm, the results of having had to relieve myself between leaving home and arriving at my destination. I've never had any problems or complaints on either score, but they do concern me.

I usually carry with me a toothbrush and minty paste and a small pack of wet wipes, and try and seek out a public loo near the escort;'s location to apply them. Even then, I normally suck an extra strong mint or two before I arrive.

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There is no excuse for rank breath.

Why is it that the guys with really bad breath always want to french kiss?

I have this theory that they can only get away with it with WGs because their wives/girlfriends won't play :P

*fully aware that some ladies are equally as guilty*

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My number 1 turn off is bad breath and unclean bit's down there that has a strong smell or has clearly been with another client recently and she has not bothered to wash... the smell of someone else's semen down there and on her breath is an instant turn off and would send me packing.

I have had this once before and the smell was just awful after I had kissed her I tasted something salty, because I was so horny and continue on like a tropper, so I went to give her oral and before she could part her legs, I could smell her from their and it was not pleasant at all, I just asked her to finish me with a hand job and I left pissed off and with the taste of saltiness in my mouth after French kissing her,

On another occasion, a lady I saw in MK which I believed to be highly regarded and was an amazing punt... however I would not see again, due to her breath smelling of puke, she was a mature lady and has an amazing figure... however i can distinctly remember that smell and that was a complete and utter turn off for me... such a shame as she provided a fantastic service and was gorgeous but her hygiene on this occasion let her down. I was hacking up spit on the way home and going through packets of mints... when I finally reached home I used about half a bottle of mouth wash "listerine" and scrapped my tongue for about 10 minutes... absolute turn off.

I believe the ratio for uncleanliness and lack of hygiene comes from punters, as the majority of ladies are naturally more hygienic then men, however their are punters out there that are very clean, such as fresh breath, shaved, scented and freshly showered including paying attention to the naughty bits... before a session.

I personally take hygiene very seriously and I expect the lady to be as well, before each punt I brush my teeth, rinse with mouth wash, scrap my tongue, shave, shower and trim any excess hair that needs to be trimmed.... or simply put... basic hygiene.

I am willing to put money on some of the punters that visit working girls are much more worse in terms of hygiene than working girls.

MrPunt

Touche to that! I would never present myself unscrubbed and expect to be intimate with a lady. Any unpleasant body odour would be an instant turn off.

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Re- hygiene- What is the number one turn off for you ? what would make you never return to a wg/client ? what can you really not stand ?

When a client smells so much that you just know they haven't even washed. Bad breath and unclean teeth ( bits of food still in sight). All this makes me shudder.

Shelly

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Not mad about the smell of cigarettes and I don't like it much when a girl smells of them - still worse if it's on her breath/in her mouth. And if there's anything about my breath she doesn't care for, she's more than welcome to say so and ask me to use mouthwash or drink something or indeed chew a stick of gum, which at least one girl of my acquaintance rather enjoys during DATY. ;)

As regards the issue of showering, I'm generally more than happy to shower when I get there and I'm not surprised most girls prefer this. Having said which, a few WGs seem to like to skip that and get right down to things pretty much the moment I walk in. Then again, wherever possible I always try to shower directly before coming to the girl anyway. If I showed up in a fairly whiffy state, I'd expect to be treated accordingly.

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All the usual ones for me.... whiffy breath, whiffy bits etc

no excuse and a ban is usually instant.

But one area which almost knocked me sick was a guy with a full

beard who obviously did not think to wash it. His other areas

were quite fresh and acceptable but the chin foliage was awful.

I secretly referred to him as "cabbage beard" after that as I saw

him a few times and it always smelled of stale vegetables.

yuk!

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Nearly all of the ladies I have seen have been scrupously clean and their breath has been fresh. One I saw recently however had a fag in her mouth immediately I arrived and, quite frankly, this was a complete "turn off" so far as I was concerned. She was a very attractive girl and I went through with the punt but wish I hadn't. Not only her breath but her general attitude was poor. Her services were o.k. (except that she advertises o.w.o. but only gave o.w.) but somehow I felt that she wasn't all that interested. Might have been me of course because I HATE smokey breath - being a non-smoker myself.Before a punt I ALWAYS have a shower, shave clean my teeth & use a mouthwash. I always offer to have another shower when I arrive for the punt. Sometimes this is accepted by the lady but the ladies who know me regularly generally say "don't bother".

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The usual suspects...bad breath, smelly armpits, smelly nether regions and smeely feet.

Deodorant, aftershave, talcum powder or eau de toilette alone do not work! Only make the problem worse! Nothing is more pleasant to the nostrils than a freshly, properly and fully washed body.

I always invite my clients to shower before their massage...this is their first hint as to how important personal hygiene is to me. And I will expect them to use soap and water from neck to toe...not just 'down below'...paying particular attention between the bum cheeks!!

Oh and please gentlemen...if you apply baby powder below the glans, do make sure you wash it ALL off...if you are not circumcised, the foreskin locks in all the moisture and the powder turns into a scaly paste that looks like a fungal infection!

Self-awareness and consideration for others can go a long way! :)

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Maybe I am weird ... but I don't mind if a girl has been smoking just before I arrive. I am an ex smoker and generally don't like smoky rooms etc .. but there is something about a french kiss with a girl who just put one out that always turns me on.

The only explanation I can think of is that it takes me back to the teenage years when everyone was horny and most people smoked - and a snog after a youth club or cinema were always tinged with cigarette smoke.

As I said, maybe I'm weird :)

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A whiff of fish when the knickers are removed, and bad breath, :mellow:

I have experienced both on a punt recently, but managed to put it out of my mind at the time so as not to upset the girl.

However I still managed to enjoy the punt - amazing what the mind can achieve when controled well! :)

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And I will expect them to use soap and water from neck to toe...not just 'down below'...paying particular attention between the bum cheeks!!

I've always been aware of the importance of taking a shit before bathing/showering, if you are going to have sex with someone and not afterwards....if you do, then feel the need...it's back in the bath/shower, I'm affraid!

This was brought home to me, on one particular punt, with a very clean girl but one that had a smelly arse! RO, didn't last very long! Strange how you tend to remember shit (pun intended) like this!

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I prefer evening punts as I can attend to personal hygiene immediately before meeting the lady. If I do have a daytime appointment I use a public toilet to clean up with wetwipes, clean my teeth, change my pants, use deodorant spray and mouthwash just before the appointment.

Visiting my favourite WG recently I was dismayed to detect evidence of the previous client's bad breath (presumably) on her breasts when about to suck her nipples. Thankfully her pussy smelt and tasted as fresh as ever.

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I always wash, change clothes and brush teeth before a punt. It's basic hygiene. Only a few women I been with don't follow this basic rule and so never get further bookings from me.

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I was once with a lady who appeared to have not washed her bum. During doggystyle, all I could smell was a very very strong poo like odour. I had to ask to be finished off with her hand

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bad breath and a smelly bits are the obvious main two. bad teeth are also a complete turn off for me. i have seen WGs who have been able to afford a boob job but have done nothing to sort out their teeth.

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I always wash, change clothes and brush teeth before a punt. It's basic hygiene. Only a few women I been with don't follow this basic rule and so never get further bookings from me.

Doing all of that is part of the fun too.

Nowt nicer than a hot bath anticipating some nice sweet furtive fun with no ties :)

I do get paranoid about my breath though. When nervous it can be affected and so I brush, mouthwash throw in all sorts of freshening tablets and wander around before a meeting chewing gum and eating those strange mouth freshening papers. My mouth positively sings :)

I think it works.

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The smell of cigarette smoke. Sorry girls, a polo doesn't hide the smell on your breathe and it certainly doesn't get rid of the smell in your hair and room.

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All the usual ones for me.... whiffy breath, whiffy bits etc

no excuse and a ban is usually instant.

But one area which almost knocked me sick was a guy with a full

beard who obviously did not think to wash it. His other areas

were quite fresh and acceptable but the chin foliage was awful.

I secretly referred to him as "cabbage beard" after that as I saw

him a few times and it always smelled of stale vegetables.

yuk!

Lol! I used to see a guy like that - wonder if it was the same person?

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Having a shower means soaping up all the nooks and cranies, not just letting the water wash over your back as one gent thought! He came out of the shower (which I made him have because he had BO) smelling the same as he went in! I even had one client who visited straight from work decline my offer of a shower because he’d “had one that morning”. I explained that the “morning” was some hours ago and that I’d appreciate it if he freshened up.

Penis...It’s not just the bell end that need washing, it’s everywhere it may have touched. Sometimes I smell a whiff of smeg or pee on upper thighs, balls and groins even though the penis has been freshly washed. Also, it’s important to pull the foreskin back before washing the cock, get underneath there, and if you have a pee after your shower you will need to rinse the pee off afterwards; urine goes stale pretty quickly when trapped under a foreskin. This can be done in the sink, you don’t need to get back in the shower. Unfortunately it’s one of those areas that you don’t necessarily find out it smells until your nose is a few inches away, by which time it would be rather awkward to stop the action and ask the man to shower. Fair play to the ladies that do though, I admire you for that. The best thing about not offering OWO is that I never have to worry about smeggy or urine tainted cocks.

Bum...as Kid A said, shower after a shit. Or failing that it’s possible to have a very effective wash by sitting on the loo and using a jug of water to wash down below. This saves having to get back in the shower, but does the job just as well. If you’ve sweated a bit between your shower and your date, please wash between your arse cheeks again; leaving skid marks on my sheets is not attractive. And do your balls at the same time please, because they won’t be licked if they aren’t fresh (and preferably shaven).

Armpits...I know some people don’t like using anti-perspirants and will only use deodorant, but if you have wet armpits, even if it’s fresh sweat, I do not want to snuggle up to you, sorry. There is no excuse for expecting sex when you have smelly pits either as it’s one of those areas that’s easy for you to notice.

Breath...tea and coffee can leave a dodgy smell, as can eating all the usual stinky foods such as garlic and curry, so eat something fairly neutral before visiting a lady and brush your teeth afterwards. If you’re unable to brush your teeth, swill water found your mouth to remove food caught in the teeth, then spit it out. Drinking water helps keep the mouth from drying out which can cause BB, so consider swigging some of that rather than purely relying on mints. Bad teeth or gums can lead to halitosis too. If you’re a smoker a mint will not hide the fact as it still comes out of your lungs even when your mouth is fresh! A client said he’d abstain from smoking on the day of a meeting to prevent this, and it did work.

Re- hygiene- What is the number one turn off for you ?

These days it has to be pooy bums. I can avoid kissing someone with halitosis, can tolerate smelly armpits, can cover a smelly cock, but I can’t avoid the bad bum smell when I’m giving a BJ.

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Having a shower means soaping up all the nooks and cranies, not just letting the water wash over your back as one gent thought! He came out of the shower (which I made him have because he had BO) smelling the same as he went in! I even had one client who visited straight from work decline my offer of a shower because he’d “had one that morning”. I explained that the “morning” was some hours ago and that I’d appreciate it if he freshened up.

Penis...It’s not just the bell end that need washing, it’s everywhere it may have touched. Sometimes I smell a whiff of smeg or pee on upper thighs, balls and groins even though the penis has been freshly washed. Also, it’s important to pull the foreskin back before washing the cock, get underneath there, and if you have a pee after your shower you will need to rinse the pee off afterwards; urine goes stale pretty quickly when trapped under a foreskin. This can be done in the sink, you don’t need to get back in the shower. Unfortunately it’s one of those areas that you don’t necessarily find out it smells until your nose is a few inches away, by which time it would be rather awkward to stop the action and ask the man to shower. Fair play to the ladies that do though, I admire you for that. The best thing about not offering OWO is that I never have to worry about smeggy or urine tainted cocks.

Bum...as Kid A said, shower after a shit. Or failing that it’s possible to have a very effective wash by sitting on the loo and using a jug of water to wash down below. This saves having to get back in the shower, but does the job just as well. If you’ve sweated a bit between your shower and your date, please wash between your arse cheeks again; leaving skid marks on my sheets is not attractive. And do your balls at the same time please, because they won’t be licked if they aren’t fresh (and preferably shaven).

Armpits...I know some people don’t like using anti-perspirants and will only use deodorant, but if you have wet armpits, even if it’s fresh sweat, I do not want to snuggle up to you, sorry. There is no excuse for expecting sex when you have smelly pits either as it’s one of those areas that’s easy for you to notice.

Breath...tea and coffee can leave a dodgy smell, as can eating all the usual stinky foods such as garlic and curry, so eat something fairly neutral before visiting a lady and brush your teeth afterwards. If you’re unable to brush your teeth, swill water found your mouth to remove food caught in the teeth, then spit it out. Drinking water helps keep the mouth from drying out which can cause BB, so consider swigging some of that rather than purely relying on mints. Bad teeth or gums can lead to halitosis too. If you’re a smoker a mint will not hide the fact as it still comes out of your lungs even when your mouth is fresh! A client said he’d abstain from smoking on the day of a meeting to prevent this, and it did work.

These days it has to be pooy bums. I can avoid kissing someone with halitosis, can tolerate smelly armpits, can cover a smelly cock, but I can’t avoid the bad bum smell when I’m giving a BJ.

Lara, I presume that most punters do not participate in boards like PN and others. Therefore, my guess is that much of this problem stems not from a disregard of the escort but instead from ignorance , lack of information on the subject. By and large men are results driven, if they actually know what they have to do in order to be allowed to proceed with the booking and this is made known to them in a non ofensive way, then a guy looking forward to some action will do what is required. If I were a WG and if I had any doubts about a client, I think I would make his having a shower part of the introductory experience. The escort can decide whether or not she wishes to actually join in the shower or not. There is someting quite warm, friendly and informal about talking together whilst the client is taking a shower. He knows the lady is going to see him starkers in good light for thev whole duration of the booking, so I dont see why he should in any way mind her seeing him in the shower. That way, both parties will be more conscious of how thorough the cleaning orocess is going. Personally,I like it if the lady feels comfortable enough to swing into the bathroom for a chat .Even better if she offers to shower with me. !!

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I had my first assisted shower at a party a while back though it was after the party rather than before. It was very sensual and I really enjoyed it!

I think a shower with a girl would make a very sexy start to a booking.

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I have been incredibly lucky and in over 10 years of punting, I've never experienced a WG or masseuse who seemed to have bad hygiene of the kinds described above. On the contrary, some have been absolutely fantastically well groomed and nice smelling :)

I'm not sure if this is because I usually visit indies who (perhaps) have fewer clients a day or more likely, have more time between bookings to freshen up. Also I quite often do very early morning punts but that is no guarantee I suppose. The worst has been one indie lady who had a bit of smoker's breath (I'm a non-smoker and try to avoid smokers) but it was manageable.

Actually the worst hygiene thing I've seen is old semen stains on bedding. :blink:

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