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His words not mine.... but yes I must be.

While tapping at my laptop at this latish hour ( loooooong after my availability finished for the day )

I received several phone calls which I ignored as I do at this time of night.

Voicemail arrived.

Nice enough sounding voice offering me a grand to go to a travel lodge after midnight ( er no thanks sir )

I felt it appropriate to text him and said no thankyou and I was not impressed with him waving 1K at me.

He then replied saying I must be good to turn down a grand for a bj.

oh dear

He then sends several abusive texts and says he will review me saying I am the worst ride in the north. :lol:

Several nasty texts followed... I have not been called so many disgusting names since.... well ... I just haven't!

If you happen to be reading this dear man.... and no I don't believe I just lost my best customer as you put it lol

then I suggest you hang on to that grand and go and buy yourself some manners tomorrow.

I think I just avoided a real bad 'un!

:bl

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Good job that most pubs still close at 11.

Otherwise hed being doing it at 2 in the morning :)

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I think either way you couldn't have won . . He may not have coughed up the 1k ,that much money and he's staying in a travel lodge ?think you've had a lucky escape apart from the late night and bad fr

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I think either way you couldn't have won . . He may not have coughed up the 1k ,that much money and he's staying in a travel lodge ?think you've had a lucky escape apart from the late night and bad fr

I thought the combination of a grand and a travel lodge was one off the iffy bits. This time of night they're pissed and horny, then by the time you get there they've had a wank so ignore your calls. My had that once at Bredbury Hall, I told she'd been daft for taking it in the first place.

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He sounds like a thoroughly nasty piece of work. I think in your position I might have found the grand very tempting, but I reckon your judgement is better than mine Adele! :) Even if he had come up with it, which seems doubtful, his subsequent behaviour suggests that the meeting may well have been far from risk-free for you. I'm glad you showed such good sense, and I'm sure you won't get any comebacks from it.

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Doesn't sound to me like an hour with him would be worth a grand - on the tiny chance that he had the money.

You're better off sticking with us cheapskates, Adele!

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Doesn't sound to me like an hour with him would be worth a grand - on the tiny chance that he had the money.

You're better off sticking with us cheapskates, Adele!

Some ladies ( myself included ) say that the money is certainly not everything in this job

and last night I think I proved my point. I was not tempted for a second to hot foot it

to a travel lodge for a short appointment in the hope my purse would be filled to bursting

when I left.

If he had been genuine and a nice guy then he would have accepted my refusal without a torrent

of abuse hurled my way.

:rolleyes:

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Rubbish, Adele! Everything is about money in the end, and everyone has their price.

My mate and fellow punter, Big Bob Joylove, for example can get any escort to an outcall when ever HE wants it :blink:

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Yep I've had "Money is no object, and I'll pay for a taxi" late/last minute at night, after I've indicated 'no can do'. One was the best part of a 2 hour drive away, across the wilds of Cumbria in very bad weather (and I had a booking first thing in the morning). The second was actually in my immediate area, had I actually not been 90 miles away attending a ticketed event(didn't give that info at the time but did say 'twas not possible).

Can't blame them for trying.

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His words not mine.... but yes I must be.

While tapping at my laptop at this latish hour ( loooooong after my availability finished for the day )

I received several phone calls which I ignored as I do at this time of night.

Voicemail arrived.

Nice enough sounding voice offering me a grand to go to a travel lodge after midnight ( er no thanks sir )

I felt it appropriate to text him and said no thankyou and I was not impressed with him waving 1K at me.

He then replied saying I must be good to turn down a grand for a bj.

oh dear

He then sends several abusive texts and says he will review me saying I am the worst ride in the north. :lol:

Several nasty texts followed... I have not been called so many disgusting names since.... well ... I just haven't!

If you happen to be reading this dear man.... and no I don't believe I just lost my best customer as you put it lol

then I suggest you hang on to that grand and go and buy yourself some manners tomorrow.

I think I just avoided a real bad 'un!

:bl

Here, Here, Sound's like a complete 'MUPPET'. If he has a £1,000 pound to spend, " Why is he staying in a 'Travelodge'. Yeh, right Mate !!!. Just felt like a RANT, sorry ?.

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I absolutely think you did the right thing Adele...But there are always the ones that try it on aren't there?

If a Guy phones me and asks for an Appointment then I will do it if I can, and if I can't and refuse and he offers me double money it just makes me suspicious - Like, why is this Guy soooo desperate that he has to offer me huge sums of money to fuck me????

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Surely the travel lodge not got the porn channel ? He'd then have £990.00 change

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His words not mine.... but yes I must be.

While tapping at my laptop at this latish hour ( loooooong after my availability finished for the day )

I received several phone calls which I ignored as I do at this time of night.

Voicemail arrived.

Nice enough sounding voice offering me a grand to go to a travel lodge after midnight ( er no thanks sir )

I felt it appropriate to text him and said no thankyou and I was not impressed with him waving 1K at me.

He then replied saying I must be good to turn down a grand for a bj.

oh dear

He then sends several abusive texts and says he will review me saying I am the worst ride in the north. :lol:

Several nasty texts followed... I have not been called so many disgusting names since.... well ... I just haven't!

If you happen to be reading this dear man.... and no I don't believe I just lost my best customer as you put it lol

then I suggest you hang on to that grand and go and buy yourself some manners tomorrow.

I think I just avoided a real bad 'un!

:bl

someone like like you(who offers Edele 1k a BJ)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtUjFJvYkA

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If he was genuine then he would have dedicated his time to finding another lady for himself.

The fact that he began to send abusive texts tells you all that you need to know about this individual.

He was well worth avoiding and my gut instinct is that he didnt even have £1000.

God knows what you could have walked into Adele - you did the right thing for sure.

You should stick an advert (with his number) in a gay contact mag, it would almost be worth the subscription fee :lol:

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