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Ace's Meticulous Preparation For Thursday's Punt

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My next punt is pencilled in for this thursday,the last time I tried and tested this lady for half an hour the experiance was 5 star,so this time I'm making a one hour booking with her.

I believe you can never be too well prepared for a punt and over the years I've compiled a checklist for myself and thought I'd share it with you all.

Lots of these things are common sense obvious stuff but I do like to make my lists to ensure everything goes as smoothly as possible on the day,it's kind of like one of those lists you tick off when packing your holiday suitcase...because your so excited and thinking of many things you could forget something vital.

Ace's Checklist is as follows-

Equipment list-

MOBILE PHONE

(fully charged)..with WG's number stored+adequate credit.

WG'S FEE,

(ideally in envolope)

SWEETS/BUBBLE GUM,

we all have our off days,so last minute precaution taken to have mouth smelling&tasting nice for DFK.

WRIST WATCH,

a must on all punts,very important to wear one during half hr bookings...in the past I've got carried away when in a 69 postion and only left ten mintutes for penetration.

MINI A TO Z,

(again depends if it's first time visit to a WG accommodation,these days I ask WG's their street names before I leave my home google map & print it off).

COMB,

easily forgotten,last minute brush before ringing the bell :-)

Grooming list-

Shower before leaving home,

Wash hair and style when wet,

Brush teeth again time after shower,

Fresh underwear,

Nice shirt & trousers,

Jacket(something with zip pockets,don't wanna lose items on WG's floor)

Nice shoes(spray with odor eater just incase)

physical list-

Rest,

I try to have as much rest as possible before a punt,no good getting there straight after a busy day at work feeling exhausted and drained..better to have a few hours lay down then shower to freshen up.

Jizz,

One of the most important things when preparing for a punt is to have a full sack,that's why I've chosen thursday to visit this WG..three days is the absolute bare minimum for me.

The escort I'm visiting thursday does CIM/facials so come thursday I'm going to be ringing that ladies door bell with 4 or 5 days stored in my sack for full effect.

Thank you for reading Ace's checklist..

I hope some of you found it usefull,

and if any of you found some of it amusing that's cool too.

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WRIST WATCH,

a must on all punts,very important to wear one during half hr bookings...in the past I've got carried away when in a 69 postion and only left ten mintutes for penetration.

Over the years a fair few ladies have complained about me looking at my watch during the punt. I do like to keep an eye on the time more because I don't want to take advantage than any desire to fit in all the necessary acts in the time allowed but I suspect the clockwatching client is almost as irritating to some wgs as the clockwatching wg is to clients.

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Fingernails, Ace - don't forget those, very important.

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Over the years a fair few ladies have complained about me looking at my watch during the punt. I do like to keep an eye on the time more because I don't want to take advantage than any desire to fit in all the necessary acts in the time allowed but I suspect the clockwatching client is almost as irritating to some wgs as the clockwatching wg is to clients.

You check the wrist watch when your in the 69 postion Danno,WG can't see you do this unless she has a third eye in eher anus ;-).....or check it when your in doggy position mate.

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Fingernails, Ace - don't forget those, very important.

I was gonna mention fingernails!,but did'nt want to state the obvious..thought shower covered that ;-)

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Me? I never quite understand the fixation that some people have with passing over the fee in an envelope?

Otherwise a sound list, when I punt I make sure I'm very fresh and hygienic - less concerned about combing hair before ringing the bell, but then I use putty to style it and it's quite short so no need really.

Also not so concerned with smart shirt, trousers and Jacket as long as I turn up in clean clothes! Have turned up to many punts in jeans and a t-shirt or jumper - clean not scruffy and had no issues!

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Me? I never quite understand the fixation that some people have with passing over the fee in an envelope?

Otherwise a sound list, when I punt I make sure I'm very fresh and hygienic - less concerned about combing hair before ringing the bell, but then I use putty to style it and it's quite short so no need really.

Also not so concerned with smart shirt, trousers and Jacket as long as I turn up in clean clothes! Have turned up to many punts in jeans and a t-shirt or jumper - clean not scruffy and had no issues!

I've only ever used a envolope once before,it's not a must...just adds a bit of class

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Only thing I might add to my list in the future is durex lube,visited a WG rescently and she did'nt have any lube at all,find condoms have a horrible habbit of coming off when not lubed up.

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Me? I never quite understand the fixation that some people have with passing over the fee in an envelope?

I don't use an evelope myself but I think it is more for transporting the money than handing it over. An envelope means you have the exact money all in one place, with no chance of a note being left behind when you hand it over as there might be if you keep the money in a pocket and the resulting embarrassment of being found short by the wg.

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I don't use an evelope myself but I think it is more for transporting the money than handing it over. An envelope means you have the exact money all in one place, with no chance of a note being left behind when you hand it over as there might be if you keep the money in a pocket and the resulting embarrassment of being found short by the wg.

Very good point Dan.

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My next punt is pencilled in for this thursday,the last time I tried and tested this lady for half an hour the experiance was 5 star,so this time I'm making a one hour booking with her.

I believe you can never be too well prepared for a punt and over the years I've compiled a checklist for myself and thought I'd share it with you all.

Lots of these things are common sense obvious stuff but I do like to make my lists to ensure everything goes as smoothly as possible on the day,it's kind of like one of those lists you tick off when packing your holiday suitcase...because your so excited and thinking of many things you could forget something vital.

Ace's Checklist is as follows-

Equipment list-

MOBILE PHONE

(fully charged)..with WG's number stored+adequate credit.

WG'S FEE,

(ideally in envolope)

SWEETS/BUBBLE GUM,

we all have our off days,so last minute precaution taken to have mouth smelling&tasting nice for DFK.

WRIST WATCH,

a must on all punts,very important to wear one during half hr bookings...in the past I've got carried away when in a 69 postion and only left ten mintutes for penetration.

MINI A TO Z,

(again depends if it's first time visit to a WG accommodation,these days I ask WG's their street names before I leave my home google map & print it off).

COMB,

easily forgotten,last minute brush before ringing the bell :-)

Grooming list-

Shower before leaving home,

Wash hair and style when wet,

Brush teeth again time after shower,

Fresh underwear,

Nice shirt & trousers,

Jacket(something with zip pockets,don't wanna lose items on WG's floor)

Nice shoes(spray with odor eater just incase)

physical list-

Rest,

I try to have as much rest as possible before a punt,no good getting there straight after a busy day at work feeling exhausted and drained..better to have a few hours lay down then shower to freshen up.

Jizz,

One of the most important things when preparing for a punt is to have a full sack,that's why I've chosen thursday to visit this WG..three days is the absolute bare minimum for me.

The escort I'm visiting thursday does CIM/facials so come thursday I'm going to be ringing that ladies door bell with 4 or 5 days stored in my sack for full effect.

Thank you for reading Ace's checklist..

I hope some of you found it usefull,

and if any of you found some of it amusing that's cool too.

Drinking Pineapple Juice will ensure your jizz tastes as good as it can. ;) I always clearly count the money out with newbie WGs to me, never used an envelope and never will, no chance of misunderstandings.

I also always have fresh breath spray with me which i find if i use it most WGs ask to as well and is a good way of getting rid of the smell of smoking at least for a while. I take my own lube, Liquid Silk or Maximus usually and take my own towel, soap, shower gel and body spray as i have an allergy to most brands. Always have bottled water and tissues as well.

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Over the years a fair few ladies have complained about me looking at my watch during the punt. I do like to keep an eye on the time more because I don't want to take advantage than any desire to fit in all the necessary acts in the time allowed but I suspect the clockwatching client is almost as irritating to some wgs as the clockwatching wg is to clients.

I always have my watch in clear view and with newbies to me make a point of picking it up and looking at the time after round one, she then knows without me actually needing to say anything that i am not a mug who has no idea of the time i have paid for. It also ensures i dont do what a lot of WGs say is very irritating, going for a pop with five minutes left. :)

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Also punting this Thursday. And will be using a very similar tick list... even including (unusually for me) saving the jizz for four days.

But I shan't be needing the comb, sweets/ bubble gum (don't believe bad breath can be masked by other smells, and will be refraining from curries, etc night before), A to Z, or envelope for the cash. Clothes will be clean, rather than finery... I am a firm believer in throwing them off at first available opportunity anyway.

The only extra preparation I take is working up a very vague idea of how I'd like the punt to go. That has been a very pleasurable piece of homework on this occasion.

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Also punting this Thursday. And will be using a very similar tick list... even including (unusually for me) saving the jizz for four days.

But I shan't be needing the comb, sweets/ bubble gum (don't believe bad breath can be masked by other smells, and will be refraining from curries, etc night before), A to Z, or envelope for the cash. Clothes will be clean, rather than finery... I am a firm believer in throwing them off at first available opportunity anyway.

The only extra preparation I take is working up a very vague idea of how I'd like the punt to go. That has been a very pleasurable piece of homework on this occasion.

Good point Jack,I like to have a little think about what I want to get out of the punt..and what things I want to try.

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Drinking Pineapple Juice will ensure your jizz tastes as good as it can. ;) I always clearly count the money out with newbie WGs to me, never used an envelope and never will, no chance of misunderstandings.

I also always have fresh breath spray with me which i find if i use it most WGs ask to as well and is a good way of getting rid of the smell of smoking at least for a while. I take my own lube, Liquid Silk or Maximus usually and take my own towel, soap, shower gel and body spray as i have an allergy to most brands. Always have bottled water and tissues as well.

We're talking jym bag here :-)

Good prep,like it.

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Drinking Pineapple Juice will ensure your jizz tastes as good as it can. ;)

I have always been so intrigued by the idea of a man drinking pineapple juice to change the taste of his cum but I have never got round to asking a gentleman to try it, how does it change the taste? Is it sweeter?

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Does this work? I have always been so intrigued by the idea but I have never got round to asking a gentleman to try it, how does it change the taste?

It apparently does work as a check of Google or similar confirms, other food and drinks do the same. I first heard about it in a porn behind the scenes documentary where the stars and crew were discussing it. They said they never do porn without it. When i have snowballed my own it is sweeter and is yummy, strictly only my own of course.:D

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I have always been so intrigued by the idea of a man drinking pineapple juice to change the taste of his cum but I have never got round to asking a gentleman to try it, how does it change the taste? Is it sweeter?

Yes its true - it is sweeter - I have tested it on myself. Another thing is dont eat any spicey food or onions a few days before a punt or else you cum will taste bitter and strong. A few days before a punt I stop spicey foods and I drink a carton of pineapple juice each day.

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Yes its true - it is sweeter - I have tested it on myself. Another thing is dont eat any spicey food or onions a few days before a punt or else you cum will taste bitter and strong. A few days before a punt I stop spicey foods and I drink a carton of pineapple juice each day.

Good advice, and whatever you do dont eat any asparagus for gods sake. :D

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Just be aware that if you use Viagra or the like pineapple juice can apparently reduce its effectiveness.

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Instead of a watch why not take an egg timer or a novelty countdown timer add some humour to the punt .

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Instead of a watch why not take an egg timer or a novelty countdown timer add some humour to the punt .

For humour I might bring this countdown music,"o.k,that's it..times up let's see what you got ace?"...

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It apparently does work as a check of Google or similar confirms, other food and drinks do the same. I first heard about it in a porn behind the scenes documentary where the stars and crew were discussing it. They said they never do porn without it. When i have snowballed my own it is sweeter and is yummy, strictly only my own of course.:D

Hmm must get a friend to try it! I wonder whether it changes a ladies taste? Might make it a two way challenge :D

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Good advice, and whatever you do dont eat any asparagus for gods sake. :D

Oh now, I know this for a fact - asparagus is an extremely bad idea! :blink:

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Yes its true - it is sweeter - I have tested it on myself. Another thing is dont eat any spicey food or onions a few days before a punt or else you cum will taste bitter and strong. A few days before a punt I stop spicey foods and I drink a carton of pineapple juice each day.

Cool! It's so lovely to hear that you are so considerate before meeting some one, that's tons of pineapple juice - I'm going to try this too and see if it makes me taste sweeter :D

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